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Post by Lupin the Third on Jan 18, 2010 20:35:18 GMT -5
And now for Day 2 of the 2010 WFL Draft.
Fourth Round
1. L.A. Flash - LB Patrick Willis
2. N.Y. Stars - RB Thomas Jones
3. Beijing Bandits - K Graham Gano
4. Stockholm Icestorm - SS Roman Harper
5. Vancouver Vampires - QB Jared Zabarnsky
6. Manitoba Mavericks - S David Fulcher
7. Allentown Ambassadors - WR Michael Crabtree
8. Athens Eagles - RB Mark Ingram
9. Lincoln Lightning - WR Maurice Purify
10. Sioux Falls Outlaws - LB Barrett Ruud
11. Team Delirious - SS Roy Williams
12. Seattle Mountaineers - WR Joshua Cribbs
13. Calgary Comets - WR Golden Tate
14. Indiana Injuns - CB Kareem Jackson
15. Grand Rapids Fighting Pike - WR Mushin Muhammad
16. Swansea Red Dragons - LB A.J. Hawk
17. Portland Settlers - RB Jonathan Stewart
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jan 18, 2010 21:03:38 GMT -5
And here's Round 5 of the 2010 WFL Draft.
1. L.A. Flash - WR Hines Ward
2. N.Y. Stars - TE Vernon Davis
3. Beijing Bandits - LB Brandon Spikes
4. Stockholm Icestorm - WR Az-Zahir Hakim
5. Vancouver Vampires - RB DeAngelo Williams
6. Manitoba Mavericks - DE Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila
7. Allentown Ambassadors - QB Colt McCoy
8. Athens Eagles - WR Santonio Holmes
9. Lincoln Lightning - RB Mike Rozier
10. Sioux Falls Outlaws - S Matt O'Hanlon
11. Team Delirious - TE Jeremy Shockey
12. Seattle Mountaineers - RB Pierre Thomas
13. Calgary Comets - TE Aaron Hernandez
14. Indiana Injuns - RB Tashard Choice
15. Grand Rapids Fighting Pike - QB Sam Bradford
16. Swansea Red Dragons - RB Tim Hightower
17. Portland Settlers - WR Devery Henderson
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jan 18, 2010 22:11:23 GMT -5
And now for Round 6 of the 2010 WFL Draft
1. L.A. Flash - LB James Harrison
2. N.Y. Stars - WR Jericho Cotchery
3. Beijing Bandits - RB Ian Johnson
4. Stockholm Icestorm - CB Dre Bly
5. Vancouver Vampires - WR Santana Moss
6. Manitoba Mavericks - RB Willie Parker
7. Allentown Ambassadors - WR Mario Manningham
8. Athens Eagles - RB Reggie Bush
9. Lincoln Lightning - FS Mike Minter
10. Sioux Falls Outlaws - RB Correll Buckhalter
11. Team Delirious - RB Beanie Wells
12. Seattle Mountaineers - CB Fred Smoot
13. Calgary Comets - DT Terrance Cody
14. Indiana Injuns - RB Maurice Jones-Drew
15. Grand Rapids Fighting Pike - RB Jahvid Best
16. Swansea Red Dragons - TE Desmond Clark
17. Portland Settlers - WR Jerry Rice
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jan 18, 2010 22:20:39 GMT -5
And now for the seventh and final round of the 2010 WFL Draft.
1. L.A. Flash - RB LenDale White
2. N.Y. Stars - RB Curtis Martin
3. Beijing Bandits - WR Marvin Harrison
4. Stockholm Icestorm - LB James Laurinitis
5. Vancouver Vampires - WR Percy Harvin
6. Manitoba Mavericks - TE Owen Daniels
7. Allentown Ambassadors - LB DeMarcus Ware
8. Athens Eagles - WR Sidney Rice
9. Lincoln Lightning - DE Mike Rucker
10. Sioux Falls Outlaws - QB Joe Ganz
11. Team Delirious - WR Roddy White
12. Seattle Mountaineers - WR Isaac Bruce
13. Calgary Comets - K Steve Hauschuka
14. Indiana Injuns - DT Albert Haynesworth
15. Grand Rapids Fighting Pike - RB Knowshon Moreno
16. Swansea Red Dragons - WR T.J. Houshmanzadeh
17. Portland Settlers - K Adam Vinatieri
And that is it for the 2010 WFL Draft. This is WFL CEO Speed Racer, and I'm looking forward to season 2 of the WFL. We'll see you then!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Jan 21, 2010 12:15:50 GMT -5
Dan LeFevour to Az-Zahir Hakim is going to be the ultimate QB-WR combo. I'm calling it right now. 75 TDs for the pair.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jan 27, 2010 21:49:54 GMT -5
*BREAKING NEWS*
The WFL head office reported changes to make the league more score-happy and fan-friendly. Earlier today, the WFL Executive Chairman spoke to the press.
"Today, we have made changes to make the game a little more fast paced and exciting for the fans."
"We have changed the play from 11-man to 8-man. It was a difficult negotiation, but it was agreed upon. The only issue was that there was no way we could play on a professional field with 8-man. But we were able to play pro-ball on an amateur field. We see this as a cost-cutting maneuver as well, as the economy has not made the return that we had hoped for."
"Also, we have lengthened the time of the quarters for each game. We have changed the quarter length from 10 minutes to 12 minutes each quarter."
"We have kept the schedule to 14 games and have kept the playoffs to both division champions and two wild cards making it, as we did not gain the need 3 more teams so that 2 more teams from each conference could make the playoffs."
"Although, we feel that this season will be much more profitable for both the league and the fans."
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Feb 7, 2010 1:02:54 GMT -5
So when do we start the new season?
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 7, 2010 1:55:15 GMT -5
So when do we start the new season? Probably in a few weeks. I have to get all the players assigned to each team, and what not. So, to keep us all entertained, you are the league's new top reporter. So.......GET TO WORK!!
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Post by Jazzman on Feb 7, 2010 2:47:50 GMT -5
oh, start some QB talk that leads to nothingness and discuss a player who announced his retirement to possibly coming back. And hopefully a kicker gets drunk and a hot singer gets caught in a relationship with a player. RUMORS RUMORS RUMORS
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Feb 7, 2010 2:48:24 GMT -5
*BREAKING WFL NEWS NEWS!*
Top WFL News Reporter, Spyke suffers severe head trauma in competitive taco eating contest. More details as the story develops.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 7, 2010 13:38:26 GMT -5
*BREAKING WFL NEWS NEWS!* Top WFL News Reporter, Spyke suffers severe head trauma in competitive taco eating contest. More details as the story develops. Hmm, head trauma in a taco eating contest. THIS I gotta hear about.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 8, 2010 0:06:22 GMT -5
*NEWS FLASH*
After seeing their no. 1 draft pick win the Super Bowl, the Sioux Falls Outlaws have given QB Drew Brees an extension on his current contract that he signed after being drafted.
"We are not letting him get away," says Outlaws CEO. "He's too damn valuable to let anyone else try and get a hold of him."
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 16, 2010 21:36:55 GMT -5
*BREAKING NEWS*
It is being reported that Icestorm no. 1 pick Dan LeFevour has been sited around Stockholm, cavorting with two busty Swedish blond supermodels.
When asked to comment on this, the WFL President and CEO had this to say.
"How does he do it? I can't pick up a girl to save my life, but he's been in that city what, a month now, and he's got TWO?
Uh, I mean, I will be speaking to Mr. LeFevour about this and the image of the WFL."
Inside reports state though that this "meeting" between LeFevour and the CEO was basically LeFevour giving him pointers about how to pick up girls.
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Feb 19, 2010 5:14:37 GMT -5
*BREAKING NEWZ*
In a similar situation to the Michael Vick/Ron Mexico fiasco from a few years ago, the WFL has banned all sales of custom #13 Icestorm jerseys with "Dick McLargehuge" as the player name. Dan LeFevour has declined to make an official statement. Meanwhile, Mustangs No.1 draft pick Zach Collaros would like to remind people that he still exists.
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Mar 2, 2010 15:31:28 GMT -5
*SLOW NEWZ DAY*
The Stockholm Icestorm and Manitoba Mustangs eagerly await the upcoming season. So much so, that an unnamed Mustangs linebacker has taken to playing backyard football with some neighborhood kids. The death toll remains at 0, but injuries are mounting up. We here at the WFL News Network implore Commissioner Speed Racer to start the season, so that no more children have to suffer.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Mar 3, 2010 20:16:06 GMT -5
*SLOW NEWZ DAY* The Stockholm Icestorm and Manitoba Mustangs eagerly await the upcoming season. So much so, that an unnamed Mustangs linebacker has taken to playing backyard football with some neighborhood kids. The death toll remains at 0, but injuries are mounting up. We here at the WFL News Network implore Commissioner Speed Racer to start the season, so that no more children have to suffer. *FOLLOW UP* Commissioner Racer was seen at said-backyard football game, drinking a few beers, and shouting, "KILL THE LITTLE BASTARDS!!!"
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Mar 30, 2010 2:38:05 GMT -5
*NEWZ U CAN USE*
Dan LeFevour has been spotted working the Tilt-A-Whirl at a county fair in northern Arkansas. When questioned, LeFevour simply began to cry and shouted "I JUST WANT TO PLAY FOOTBALL! I'VE GOT NOTHING ELSE!" over and over.
Meanwhile, Zach Collaros was seen having a steak dinner at Applebees, but no one else seemed to notice.
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Post by Lupin the Third on May 26, 2010 20:01:43 GMT -5
After a long offseason, the WFL will begin its second season in a few weeks. I just need to finish editing the rosters, and we'll get the season underway.
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Aug 1, 2010 8:47:34 GMT -5
*2 months later*
FOOOOOOOOTBALL! WHERE IS THE FOOTSBALL!?
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Post by Lupin the Third on Aug 1, 2010 15:30:32 GMT -5
*2 months later* FOOOOOOOOTBALL! WHERE IS THE FOOTSBALL!? I got sidetracked by a few projects here and there. But I'm almost done, and the season will begin soon.
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