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Post by The Fishmonger on Dec 15, 2009 14:21:28 GMT -5
You know it might be a good thing you seem to be verbally running me down "D-R" Jackson, cause I'm not sure you're truly fully focused on me.
You seem to have one eye on BRB's WWCF Inter-Forum Championship match against M.O.P, and the other eye looking out for whatever fishy puns i might throw down.
Well you batter have both eyes on meeting me in that ring instead.
Before you even consider getting a title shot at the winner of the M.O.P/BRB match, you should pray to cod almighty that you get past me, cause if I beat you, I think that puts you out of contention, and it'll be my tuna to get a title shot. So don't think you can just pass me by, cause i'm no small fry.
And as far as my 'hapless gimmick' and for me throwing down all the fishy puns.. You're insulting who I am, and so in my eyes you're skate-ing on thin ice in my books.
Well I'll show you I'm more than a smelly comedian, I'll show you and the rest of the WWCF that I'm more than Lew Zealand from the muppets.
Maybe you should mullet over what I've said and maybe you'll think twice before whiting me off
Do I respect you? You're Damn Right Jackson Am I looking forward to meeting you in the ring? You're Damn Right Jackson
Am I going to beat you when we meet? You're Damn Right Jackson, I'll get you Hook, Line and Sinker
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 15, 2009 17:59:55 GMT -5
Boiler Room Brawler, the more I look at you, the more I realise I was wasting my time with you. When we fought, I beat you, and when I made you an offer... not only did you turn me down, you chose to get on my bad side. Only for you to attempt to come back to me the moment it looked like M.O.P. had you trumped.
Needless to say you learnt your lesson.
Good luck in your match against M.O.P., I know you'll need it. However more importantly I don't even understand why you're getting this shot seeing how I owned your ass the last few weeks and I get nothing. No biggie, I'll gladly be watching this contest at ringside, infact I might even grace King and Gorilla with my presence.
Now onto the next agenda, it looks like I AM infact getting a match on this card, against a newcomer known as the Fishmonger. This will be his first match so I don't really know what to expect from him, however from what I've seen he's simply another hapless gimmick.
You can give me all the fish puns you want pal, I'll gladly give you something in return. Attitude. Courtesy of The Black Dynasty.
Neither Enemy Nor Friend Fishlips, you're just simply a Fishmonger toetipping into a pool of sharks.
Damn Right! *From The Boiler Room*
DR Jackson, I've realized that I was wasting my time with you too!
If there's two things that I hate, it's traitors and backstabbers!
I am a man of patience, M.O.P. has had this match coming for a long time as I've waited and watched him defeat each of his opponents, such as you.
But M.O.P. has never faced someone like me, BRB, the most dominant force in WWCF, one on one, in that squared circle!
I watched as he won that Inter-Forum Championship on Corporate backing, but he thinks that it was all his hard work and merit.
I know the truth, and at A Very Special WWCF Christmas I will expose him for being the chump that he really is when I swing my big, massive, pipe wrench straight into his face and he fails all of his fans the world over and I stand triumphant in that ring.
When I hold that Inter-Forum Championship Belt up on high and over my shoulder I will usher in a new era of loyalty and respect, something that no one in this company offers, except our World Champion, and we need more than a respectable World Champion in this company.
DR Jackson, you have fun with The Fishmonger, but I have bigger fish to fry, and next Monday you will see me, BRB, triumphantly standing over M! O! P![/color]
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 16, 2009 0:26:41 GMT -5
*Somewhere*
You know Jazzman, you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest, while one should look out for honest people. You knew you couldn't trust me for that tag match, and sure enough, I, like a Viper, stung you anyways. You see, earlier last night, you rambled on how you beat all the prior WWCF Champs, and that makes you so special. Blah blah BLAH. Motor-Colt couldn't cut the mustard anymore, so he took his ball, and ran, Above Average got fat and lazy off his Inter-Forum title, so someone made the right decision to fire his worthless ass, Seth is a good manipulator, but once the puppets came at him, he crumbled like a house of cards, that's why he's the boss, because he was too weak to save his own skin, MiLo ran like a coward once he re-tasted the Scorpion venom that is myself, and eh on Littlenaitch. Your idiotic ideals on being some savior is crumbling, as with your resolve. But hey, it was a good run, but it is time to now to relinquish the title to it's true owner. But, I will reward your efforts for I have developed a new finisher: One swipe, and I will remove your face. And as the EMTs load your limp, bloody body onto a stretcher, the fans they will chant "Amigo, bom-ba ye! Amigo, bom-ba ye! AMIGO, BOM-BA YE!" And you and everybody here will know that the champions among champions the man who is above the silver mountain, the man who will usher in a new age of promise will reign supreme once more! Rest well, for soon, I........... heh, "kill you".
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Post by Jazzman on Dec 16, 2009 0:53:11 GMT -5
*Somewhere*
You know Jazzman, you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest, while one should look out for honest people. You knew you couldn't trust me for that tag match, and sure enough, I, like a Viper, stung you anyways. You see, earlier last night, you rambled on how you beat all the prior WWCF Champs, and that makes you so special. Blah blah BLAH. Motor-Colt couldn't cut the mustard anymore, so he took his ball, and ran, Above Average got fat and lazy off his Inter-Forum title, so someone made the right decision to fire his worthless ass, Seth is a good manipulator, but once the puppets came at him, he crumbled like a house of cards, that's why he's the boss, because he was too weak to save his own skin, MiLo ran like a coward once he re-tasted the Scorpion venom that is myself, and eh on Littlenaitch. Your idiotic ideals on being some savior is crumbling, as with your resolve. But hey, it was a good run, but it is time to now to relinquish the title to it's true owner. But, I will reward your efforts for I have developed a new finisher: One swipe, and I will remove your face. And as the EMTs load your limp, bloody body onto a stretcher, the fans they will chant "Amigo, bom-ba ye! Amigo, bom-ba ye! AMIGO, BOM-BA YE!" And you and everybody here will know that the champions among champions the man who is above the silver mountain, the man who will usher in a new age of promise will reign supreme once more! Rest well, for soon, I........... heh, "kill you". You know Amigo, you're right. I should have expected that this would happen, but I wanted to believe that it wouldn't.
I'm also happy you've noticed my change in attitude recently. I will no longer play second fiddle to anyone here in this company. As your champion I shall be respected and I will make sure that respect is shown to me.
Oh Amigo, I'm gonna love getting into the ring with you on Monday. This company needs to know that I'm not going to be taken lightly anymore and it's your downfall that will assure to it.
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Post by skiller on Dec 16, 2009 0:56:34 GMT -5
Only two weeks ago, I made a statement. I said that the Technical Professional, that being myself. I said that the Technical Professional was looking at new horizons and moving forward in his professional career. One week ago, in my first match since I said that, I lost to Aaron Enigma. The way I saw it was that it was a slight pothole on my road. Something I could quickly make my way around. So one week later I made a promise to myself. I promised myself that I would amend that loss with another victory. What happened one week later? I lost again. Except this time it was to a guy named Sparks.
Who is Sparks a lot of you ask? A few days before that match, I'd was asking my self the same question. Aside from basically being Amigo's whipping boy, I can't really think of anything he's accomplished. Well, not until last week. Against every conceivable odd, he pinned me. 1. 2. 3. Some may call me a sore loser. But I consider myself an equalizer. What I did afterward was the balance of life. A win for Sparks quickly became a win for yours truly. So as far as I'm concerned, we're tied one a piece. At A Very Special WWCF Christmas, the tie is broken and one of us makes a name for himself at the others expense.
Sparks, you're a nobody, a never will, you have no future here. I'm a two time WWCF Tag Team Champion. I was here from the start. I'm not letting you take my place. You want to be someone? Then prove it to me. If you win, I'll suck it up, and I'll shake your hand. But you won't, so I never will. Because face it Sparks, I don't respect you, I nothing you. And I'll still nothing you after the pay per view.
I am the Technical Professional, and I wish you all a very. Merry. Christmas.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 16, 2009 0:57:05 GMT -5
*Somewhere*
You know Jazzman, you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest, while one should look out for honest people. You knew you couldn't trust me for that tag match, and sure enough, I, like a Viper, stung you anyways. You see, earlier last night, you rambled on how you beat all the prior WWCF Champs, and that makes you so special. Blah blah BLAH. Motor-Colt couldn't cut the mustard anymore, so he took his ball, and ran, Above Average got fat and lazy off his Inter-Forum title, so someone made the right decision to fire his worthless ass, Seth is a good manipulator, but once the puppets came at him, he crumbled like a house of cards, that's why he's the boss, because he was too weak to save his own skin, MiLo ran like a coward once he re-tasted the Scorpion venom that is myself, and eh on Littlenaitch. Your idiotic ideals on being some savior is crumbling, as with your resolve. But hey, it was a good run, but it is time to now to relinquish the title to it's true owner. But, I will reward your efforts for I have developed a new finisher: One swipe, and I will remove your face. And as the EMTs load your limp, bloody body onto a stretcher, the fans they will chant "Amigo, bom-ba ye! Amigo, bom-ba ye! AMIGO, BOM-BA YE!" And you and everybody here will know that the champions among champions the man who is above the silver mountain, the man who will usher in a new age of promise will reign supreme once more! Rest well, for soon, I........... heh, "kill you". You know Amigo, you're right. I should have expected that this would happen, but I wanted to believe that it wouldn't.
I'm also happy you've noticed my change in attitude recently. I will no longer play second fiddle to anyone here in this company. As your champion I shall be respected and I will make sure that respect is shown to me.
Oh Amigo, I'm gonna love getting into the ring with you on Monday. This company needs to know that I'm not going to be taken lightly anymore and it's your downfall that will assure to it. I respect no person, I owe no allegiance to any champion, and it will be your naivete, like yesterday, that will be your downfall. And, heh, if for some reason, like a dissident with me sees fit to take away my prize, I have a back-up plan that will get me back in line anyways.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2009 10:16:14 GMT -5
Today, The Heavy Metal Express doesn't feel like partying. We took the Southwest Connection to the limit, once again, but unlike In Your Apartment, they got the win. I hope you enjoy it while it lasts, boys. I know I would've had Tyfo beaten with the Blastbeat Bomb if Naitch hadn't blinsided me, but that's fine. I hope your proud of yourselves, and I hope you keep convicing yourselves that you "outwrestled" us. Its just gonna serve as more of a reason for us to become the #1 contenders to the tag titles, and to end your pathetic reunion tour.
Now, we have a match at a Very Special WWCF Christmas. A 3-way tag team match comprising us, Voodoo Chickens or whatever they're called, and those whiners the Southwest Connection. Now I've busted my ass time and time again for this company, and yet I haven't been rewarded with championship gold. It sickens me to see undeserving people reaching the upper eschelon of the WWCF, while guys like me - who deliver stellar performances and entertain the crowds like nobody else can, are dismissed as a "rookie" and a "joke". Well, next week, Dave and I go another step further to winning those tag team straps, and proving that we fight twice as hard as we rock.
TTS and Jay, I've not had many run-ins with you, and for all intents and purposes I respect you, but you had better stop trying to get into Seth Drakin's good graces and prepare yourselves for one hell of a fight, because that's exactly what we plan to do. I don't need to waste any more breath on the Southwest Connection, but rest assured we are more pissed off than ever, and are determined to take out our frustrations on you two. You may be a decorated tag team and all that, but soon we'll leave you in the dust, because while you are content to coast on past glories, we are the future of tag team wrestling in this company.
As for the Resistance, I know you've had your problems with Ganzobomb, another guy who's gonna have an extremely bright future - but you'd better be looking over your shoulders, and I hope you'll be watching our match at the pay-per-view very carefully. We're gonna win that match by any means necessary, and then we're coming after you, boys. I know your both usually busy having lover's quarrels and all that, but we don't wanna hear no excuses from either of you when we claim what is rightfully ours - the WWCF Tag Titles - and we sate our appetite for destruction.
We are The Heavy Metal Express. We are the next tag team champions, and if you don't like it...we don't care. Goodie Goodie Goodie We get to face the greasy metal heads You respect me? Well don't because I don't want your respect I don't want to be even associated with you two piles of crap Your partner? Ask him if he knew that I was sleeping in a damn box,That I was washing myself with public water fountains THAT I WENT ALMOST A YEAR WITHOUT EATING MEAT! You greasy little pricks you can take your respect and shove it right up your drumset I always thought country was better than rock
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Post by Tfmcmg is Johnny Green on Dec 16, 2009 10:35:18 GMT -5
Today, The Heavy Metal Express doesn't feel like partying. We took the Southwest Connection to the limit, once again, but unlike In Your Apartment, they got the win. I hope you enjoy it while it lasts, boys. I know I would've had Tyfo beaten with the Blastbeat Bomb if Naitch hadn't blinsided me, but that's fine. I hope your proud of yourselves, and I hope you keep convicing yourselves that you "outwrestled" us. Its just gonna serve as more of a reason for us to become the #1 contenders to the tag titles, and to end your pathetic reunion tour.
Now, we have a match at a Very Special WWCF Christmas. A 3-way tag team match comprising us, Voodoo Chickens or whatever they're called, and those whiners the Southwest Connection. Now I've busted my ass time and time again for this company, and yet I haven't been rewarded with championship gold. It sickens me to see undeserving people reaching the upper eschelon of the WWCF, while guys like me - who deliver stellar performances and entertain the crowds like nobody else can, are dismissed as a "rookie" and a "joke". Well, next week, Dave and I go another step further to winning those tag team straps, and proving that we fight twice as hard as we rock.
TTS and Jay, I've not had many run-ins with you, and for all intents and purposes I respect you, but you had better stop trying to get into Seth Drakin's good graces and prepare yourselves for one hell of a fight, because that's exactly what we plan to do. I don't need to waste any more breath on the Southwest Connection, but rest assured we are more pissed off than ever, and are determined to take out our frustrations on you two. You may be a decorated tag team and all that, but soon we'll leave you in the dust, because while you are content to coast on past glories, we are the future of tag team wrestling in this company.
As for the Resistance, I know you've had your problems with Ganzobomb, another guy who's gonna have an extremely bright future - but you'd better be looking over your shoulders, and I hope you'll be watching our match at the pay-per-view very carefully. We're gonna win that match by any means necessary, and then we're coming after you, boys. I know your both usually busy having lover's quarrels and all that, but we don't wanna hear no excuses from either of you when we claim what is rightfully ours - the WWCF Tag Titles - and we sate our appetite for destruction.
We are The Heavy Metal Express. We are the next tag team champions, and if you don't like it...we don't care. Goodie Goodie Goodie We get to face the greasy metal heads You respect me? Well don't because I don't want your respect I don't want to be even associated with you two piles of crap Your partner? Ask him if he knew that I was sleeping in a damn box,That I was washing myself with public water fountains THAT I WENT ALMOST A YEAR WITHOUT EATING MEAT! You greasy little pricks you can take your respect and shove it right up your drumset I always thought country was better than rock Johnny Green *From The back*: Well if you lived in a box and you washed up in public water fountains. Where did you go to the bathroom? Did you go to the bathroom in the fountain after you washed yourself or what?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2009 10:39:23 GMT -5
Goodie Goodie Goodie We get to face the greasy metal heads You respect me? Well don't because I don't want your respect I don't want to be even associated with you two piles of crap Your partner? Ask him if he knew that I was sleeping in a damn box,That I was washing myself with public water fountains THAT I WENT ALMOST A YEAR WITHOUT EATING MEAT! You greasy little pricks you can take your respect and shove it right up your drumset I always thought country was better than rock Johnny Green *From The back*: Well if you lived in a box and you washed up in public water fountains. Where did you go to the bathroom? Did you go to the bathroom in the fountain after you washed yourself or what? I pissed in corners and shit down manholes
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Post by Cyno on Dec 16, 2009 12:10:07 GMT -5
Boiler Room Brawler, the more I look at you, the more I realise I was wasting my time with you. When we fought, I beat you, and when I made you an offer... not only did you turn me down, you chose to get on my bad side. Only for you to attempt to come back to me the moment it looked like M.O.P. had you trumped.
Needless to say you learnt your lesson.
Good luck in your match against M.O.P., I know you'll need it. However more importantly I don't even understand why you're getting this shot seeing how I owned your ass the last few weeks and I get nothing. No biggie, I'll gladly be watching this contest at ringside, infact I might even grace King and Gorilla with my presence.
Now onto the next agenda, it looks like I AM infact getting a match on this card, against a newcomer known as the Fishmonger. This will be his first match so I don't really know what to expect from him, however from what I've seen he's simply another hapless gimmick.
You can give me all the fish puns you want pal, I'll gladly give you something in return. Attitude. Courtesy of The Black Dynasty.
Neither Enemy Nor Friend Fishlips, you're just simply a Fishmonger toetipping into a pool of sharks.
Damn Right! *From The Boiler Room*
DR Jackson, I've realized that I was wasting my time with you too!
If there's two things that I hate, it's traitors and backstabbers!
I am a man of patience, M.O.P. has had this match coming for a long time as I've waited and watched him defeat each of his opponents, such as you.
But M.O.P. has never faced someone like me, BRB, the most dominant force in WWCF, one on one, in that squared circle!
I watched as he won that Inter-Forum Championship on Corporate backing, but he thinks that it was all his hard work and merit.
I know the truth, and at A Very Special WWCF Christmas I will expose him for being the chump that he really is when I swing my big, massive, pipe wrench straight into his face and he fails all of his fans the world over and I stand triumphant in that ring.
When I hold that Inter-Forum Championship Belt up on high and over my shoulder I will usher in a new era of loyalty and respect, something that no one in this company offers, except our World Champion, and we need more than a respectable World Champion in this company.
DR Jackson, you have fun with The Fishmonger, but I have bigger fish to fry, and next Monday you will see me, BRB, triumphantly standing over M! O! P![/color][/quote] You know something, Brawler? What, exactly, have you done to earn a shot at MY Inter-Forum Championship? Who have you beaten? Who have you dominated? The last thing I remember seeing from you is being on the receiving end of a beatdown by DR Jackson, a man that, although it was close, I successfully defended my title against.
So here's the thing, Brawler. You want a shot at my title? Earn it. While I do consider myself a fighting champion, I'm not giving away title shots like candy, either. I'm ONLY having title matches against people considered the Number One Contender. And last I checked, that wasn't you.
If you can somehow weasel your way into that spot by A Very Special WWCF Christmas, then more power to you, and I will defend the Inter-Forum Championship against you then. But until then, we have no business with each other. So deal with it.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Dec 16, 2009 12:13:29 GMT -5
Today, The Heavy Metal Express doesn't feel like partying. We took the Southwest Connection to the limit, once again, but unlike In Your Apartment, they got the win. I hope you enjoy it while it lasts, boys. I know I would've had Tyfo beaten with the Blastbeat Bomb if Naitch hadn't blinsided me, but that's fine. I hope your proud of yourselves, and I hope you keep convicing yourselves that you "outwrestled" us. Its just gonna serve as more of a reason for us to become the #1 contenders to the tag titles, and to end your pathetic reunion tour.
Now, we have a match at a Very Special WWCF Christmas. A 3-way tag team match comprising us, Voodoo Chickens or whatever they're called, and those whiners the Southwest Connection. Now I've busted my ass time and time again for this company, and yet I haven't been rewarded with championship gold. It sickens me to see undeserving people reaching the upper eschelon of the WWCF, while guys like me - who deliver stellar performances and entertain the crowds like nobody else can, are dismissed as a "rookie" and a "joke". Well, next week, Dave and I go another step further to winning those tag team straps, and proving that we fight twice as hard as we rock.
TTS and Jay, I've not had many run-ins with you, and for all intents and purposes I respect you, but you had better stop trying to get into Seth Drakin's good graces and prepare yourselves for one hell of a fight, because that's exactly what we plan to do. I don't need to waste any more breath on the Southwest Connection, but rest assured we are more pissed off than ever, and are determined to take out our frustrations on you two. You may be a decorated tag team and all that, but soon we'll leave you in the dust, because while you are content to coast on past glories, we are the future of tag team wrestling in this company.
As for the Resistance, I know you've had your problems with Ganzobomb, another guy who's gonna have an extremely bright future - but you'd better be looking over your shoulders, and I hope you'll be watching our match at the pay-per-view very carefully. We're gonna win that match by any means necessary, and then we're coming after you, boys. I know your both usually busy having lover's quarrels and all that, but we don't wanna hear no excuses from either of you when we claim what is rightfully ours - the WWCF Tag Titles - and we sate our appetite for destruction.
We are The Heavy Metal Express. We are the next tag team champions, and if you don't like it...we don't care. Goodie Goodie Goodie We get to face the greasy metal heads You respect me? Well don't because I don't want your respect I don't want to be even associated with you two piles of crap Your partner? Ask him if he knew that I was sleeping in a damn box,That I was washing myself with public water fountains THAT I WENT ALMOST A YEAR WITHOUT EATING MEAT! You greasy little pricks you can take your respect and shove it right up your drumset I always thought country was better than rock Oh TTS. Your attempts to sound intimidating are laughable. "Greasy little pricks"? Ouch, man. That really hurts my feelings. Have fun picking your teeth up from the mat once I pummel you into oblivion during the match.
Seems everyone has an attitude problem around here. Everyone's on my back because they're upset with D-Day Dave. Well, they'll all be even more upset when we become champions.
Sorry, I was still laughing at TTS. He likes country more than rock. That's supposed to be fighting talk? Damn man, you're in the wrong profession. You really oughta be a comedian, because you're a joke and always will be.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2009 15:09:34 GMT -5
Goodie Goodie Goodie We get to face the greasy metal heads You respect me? Well don't because I don't want your respect I don't want to be even associated with you two piles of crap Your partner? Ask him if he knew that I was sleeping in a damn box,That I was washing myself with public water fountains THAT I WENT ALMOST A YEAR WITHOUT EATING MEAT! You greasy little pricks you can take your respect and shove it right up your drumset I always thought country was better than rock Oh TTS. Your attempts to sound intimidating are laughable. "Greasy little pricks"? Ouch, man. That really hurts my feelings. Have fun picking your teeth up from the mat once I pummel you into oblivion during the match.
Seems everyone has an attitude problem around here. Everyone's on my back because they're upset with D-Day Dave. Well, they'll all be even more upset when we become champions.
Sorry, I was still laughing at TTS. He likes country more than rock. That's supposed to be fighting talk? Damn man, you're in the wrong profession. You really oughta be a comedian, because you're a joke and always will be. Coming from a wrestling tribute to Twisted Sister I suppose that should be hurtful but you see I'm too busy anticipating lifting you up and turning your spine as soft as your head with my Pile-Up
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2009 17:06:35 GMT -5
Only two weeks ago, I made a statement. I said that the Technical Professional, that being myself. I said that the Technical Professional was looking at new horizons and moving forward in his professional career. One week ago, in my first match since I said that, I lost to Aaron Enigma. The way I saw it was that it was a slight pothole on my road. Something I could quickly make my way around. So one week later I made a promise to myself. I promised myself that I would amend that loss with another victory. What happened one week later? I lost again. Except this time it was to a guy named Sparks.
Who is Sparks a lot of you ask? A few days before that match, I'd was asking my self the same question. Aside from basically being Amigo's whipping boy, I can't really think of anything he's accomplished. Well, not until last week. Against every conceivable odd, he pinned me. 1. 2. 3. Some may call me a sore loser. But I consider myself an equalizer. What I did afterward was the balance of life. A win for Sparks quickly became a win for yours truly. So as far as I'm concerned, we're tied one a piece. At A Very Special WWCF Christmas, the tie is broken and one of us makes a name for himself at the others expense.
Sparks, you're a nobody, a never will, you have no future here. I'm a two time WWCF Tag Team Champion. I was here from the start. I'm not letting you take my place. You want to be someone? Then prove it to me. If you win, I'll suck it up, and I'll shake your hand. But you won't, so I never will. Because face it Sparks, I don't respect you, I nothing you. And I'll still nothing you after the pay per view.
I am the Technical Professional, and I wish you all a very. Merry. Christmas. You know, it's funny. You, Starshine, the man who held on to his former tag team partner Cthulhu like a buoy to keep from fading into obscurity, is telling me that I am a nobody, that I have no future. Well, as far as I am concerned, at AVSWWCF, lightning will strike twice. I will once again be declared victor as you attempt to get the last laugh again.
Honestly, I couldn't care less about gaining your respect. I am not here to gain respect from the likes of you. I'm here to entertain the fans because it's what I love to do. I don't have to be the "Technical Professor" or use cheap shots to win. I'm way above that. I'm just plain better than that. I find your logic quite baffling. Why should I respect somebody who cheats and attacks someone after being cleanly pinned just to prove that they can?
You attacking me after that just proves that you are a sore lose--OH WAIT! THAT'S NOT BEING A SORE LOSER! THAT'S JUST THE BALANCE OF LIFE! I pin you fair and square and then you decide to dishonor yourself by hitting me right in the family jewels and smacking me with a steel folding chair! Oh I get it now! It makes PERFECT sense! What a BIG, TUFF MAN you are!
DAHAHAHAHA! ARE YOU REALLY THAT STUBBORN AND STUPID?! Or do you take me for a complete idiot? Either way that's all going to change weeks from now, when I prove that I can beat you again WITHOUT any cheap parlor tricks. Starshine...at AVSWWCFC...your star is going to get eclipsed.
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Post by littlenaitch on Dec 17, 2009 3:39:31 GMT -5
Finally the Southwest Connection showed the entire wrestling world that we are much better than the Heavy Metal Express. I told you Headbanger Man that you two could not beat the Southwest Connection in a straight up wrestling match. We proved to everyone that we are THE greatest tag team of ALL time here in the WWCF.
Now this Monday night at A Very Special WWCF Christmas, there is a triple threat number one contenders match scheduled between the Southwest Connection, the Heavy Metal Express and VooDoo Champagne. We have no beef at all with VooDoo Champagne bit I have noticed that the current Heatz champion TTS despises those stupid rock band wannabes HeavyMetal Express. You see Heavy Metal Express, you two are more hated around here than Seth Drakin which is saying something. Headbanger Man, I keep telling you that you made a huge mistake by aligning yourself with that moron D-Day Dave as he is the weak link of your team. You know, I know it, Tyfo knows, Jay Carrol knows it and even TTS knows it. You two bozos don't stand a chance of walking out of this match as the number one contenders for the World Tag Team Championship.
Now Voodoo Champagne, you two have my respect as the two of you have worked hard over the least year, especially you TTS. Now I don't agree with you sacrificing chickens like you do but I guess to each their own. TTS knows what it is like to be one half of the World Tag Team Champions but he also almost killed this division which is why the Southwest Connection will do whatever we have to make sure that you two don't win. Tyfo and myself are very thirsty to once again be the tag team champions as we want to prove to everyone that just because for the last nine months or so we have focused on our singles career doesn't mean that we are washed up as a tag team. We should be two and zero in our first two matches back as a team but due to unforseen circumstances that is not the case. We are walking out of this match as the number one contenders for the tag team titles and then we will come full force after The Resistance. Voodoo Champagne, Heavy Metal Express, get ready to be passed over by the GREATEST tag team of all time as our mission is coming all out!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 17, 2009 15:02:29 GMT -5
Jonathan is alone, sitting in a lawn chair facing the camera.
You know, Christmas is only 8 days away, but it feels like it's already Groundhog Day.
Because at A Very Special WWCF Christmas, I face Yellow Jacket again.
At the same time, I face Evil M.
Again.
And next week, in the final WWCF match of the decade, I defend my Hardcore Title against Boiler Room Brawler.
Again.
And The General Of The Monkey Army.
Again.
But hey, at least there's some fresh blood in Champagne Jay Carroll.
Oh, wait, no, he fought me on Heatz a couple months ago and ran away like a little girl.
I know you all want me to get to the point, well, my point is this.
The two men I face this Monday, and the three I defend my title against next week all have one thing in common.
I BEAT DOWN EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM.
So you see, It's like Groundhog Day, because this Monday, I will destroy Yellow Jacket.
Again.
And Evil M.
AGAIN
And then, next week, I will beat BRB
AGAIN
And The General Of The Monkey Army.
AGAIN
And Jay Carroll.
AGAIN
And now I'm talking to you, Drakin, After next week's NiteRaw, when I am STILL the Hardcore Champion, you will live up to your word and stop trying to get rid of this belt.
If you are wondering why I don't bother addressing my opponents, it is because they already know what I have to say to them, because I said them before I kicked their asses the first time.
But I want everyone in the locker room to listen to me right now, because it's time for my New Years resoultions.
I WILL enter the new year as the Hardcore Champion.
I WILL beat down every man who tries to take it from me.
I WILL soon become the Number One Contender for the WWCF Title.
And, I WILL prove that I am the toughest, the most talented and the BEST DAMN WRESTLER in this company.
AND, CUT.
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Post by Square on Dec 17, 2009 16:31:15 GMT -5
*Square is sat on the side of ring in the centre of a empty gym* The Revolution of Evolution has been pondering about a phrase that Enigma keeps saying "Square Vs The WWCF Universe". Is it true that the One Man Army is fighting a war against all the fans at A Very Special WWCF Christmas? If thats the case then let it be known, The Revolution is glad that he can destroy you fans as well as Enigma. You think all the Non American Heroes thing was a character? You fans are disgusting, and the idea of being able to kill you along with Enigma is a massive christmas present for the Saving Grace of WWCF. And at A Very Special WWCF Christmas Santa's Gift to the Female Population will kill Enigma and the fans all at the same time with a smile across this beautiful face. The True King will win the world heavyweight championship at King of Wrestlecrap and there is nothing on the face of htis earth that can stop this prophsy. And if you need evidence, watch this
*Square slides into the ring, takes off his hoodie and stands infront of a man around the same build and size of Enigma, who is wearing a Enigma shirt*
This is a taster folks *Square smashes the man in the face with a Squareplosion and then brutally starts pounding the man on the floor. Square starts elbowing him in the face and as he strikes him Square screams "DIE, DIE, DIE". Square picks up the man, and lands a sickening Hero's Welcome leaving the man bloody and bleeding in the middle of the ring*
That was the SquaRevolution and Enigma, look into that ring because that is your destiny. The enigma of WWCF will be solved come A Very Special WWCF Christmas, when will Square get his rightful WWCF world title shot.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 17, 2009 17:52:55 GMT -5
*Seth listens to Jonathan's promo and is confused.*
Seth: I must ask, when did I say that I would stop trying to get rid of the Hardcore Title??? I don't think I ever said that at all. Jonathan, the Hardcore title will disappear because you will eventually lose that belt and it will be to someone who will do me a favor and get rid of the belt. Why, because getting brownie points from the boss is special when dealing with getting oppurtunities.
Oh yeah, and thanks to having to watch the Twilight double feature.....I may never watch another vampire movie, EVER AGAIN!!!!
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Dec 17, 2009 19:19:50 GMT -5
*Square is sat on the side of ring in the centre of a empty gym* The Revolution of Evolution has been pondering about a phrase that Enigma keeps saying "Square Vs The WWCF Universe". Is it true that the One Man Army is fighting a war against all the fans at A Very Special WWCF Christmas? If thats the case then let it be known, The Revolution is glad that he can destroy you fans as well as Enigma. You think all the Non American Heroes thing was a character? You fans are disgusting, and the idea of being able to kill you along with Enigma is a massive christmas present for the Saving Grace of WWCF. And at A Very Special WWCF Christmas Santa's Gift to the Female Population will kill Enigma and the fans all at the same time with a smile across this beautiful face. The True King will win the world heavyweight championship at King of Wrestlecrap and there is nothing on the face of htis earth that can stop this prophsy. And if you need evidence, watch this*Square slides into the ring, takes off his hoodie and stands infront of a man around the same build and size of Enigma, who is wearing a Enigma shirt* This is a taster folks*Square smashes the man in the face with a Squareplosion and then brutally starts pounding the man on the floor. Square starts elbowing him in the face and as he strikes him Square screams "DIE, DIE, DIE". Square picks up the man, and lands a sickening Hero's Welcome leaving the man bloody and bleeding in the middle of the ring* That was the SquaRevolution and Enigma, look into that ring because that is your destiny. The enigma of WWCF will be solved come A Very Special WWCF Christmas, when will Square get his rightful WWCF world title shot. Square, how does beating up and imitation of me equal beating me in a match? Nothing you just said makes ANY sense. All you did was hurt and innocent man because of your anger at me. Something that I assure you will not happen next week.
And what's this about me being a character? I can assure you I have the proper licenses and degrees to be a detective. You think being an arrogant british man scares me? I'm a detective inside and out. I've solved cases, including the Corporate Traitor. Meanwhile you run your bloody mouth off about how awesome you are, when in honesty you aren't. You just beat up a guy that resembles me. I admit, Monday you and Amigo got one over on me and Jazzman, but to be honest I kind of expected it. I woke up in the hospital smiling.
I know exactly how you act Square, and I know how to manipulate your anger. Anger isn't power. Arrogance isn't power. Power comes from the want to succeed, and deep down Square, my power trumps yours. It isn't rocket science, it's elementary
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 17, 2009 19:29:18 GMT -5
*Square is sat on the side of ring in the centre of a empty gym* The Revolution of Evolution has been pondering about a phrase that Enigma keeps saying "Square Vs The WWCF Universe". Is it true that the One Man Army is fighting a war against all the fans at A Very Special WWCF Christmas? If thats the case then let it be known, The Revolution is glad that he can destroy you fans as well as Enigma. You think all the Non American Heroes thing was a character? You fans are disgusting, and the idea of being able to kill you along with Enigma is a massive christmas present for the Saving Grace of WWCF. And at A Very Special WWCF Christmas Santa's Gift to the Female Population will kill Enigma and the fans all at the same time with a smile across this beautiful face. The True King will win the world heavyweight championship at King of Wrestlecrap and there is nothing on the face of htis earth that can stop this prophsy. And if you need evidence, watch this*Square slides into the ring, takes off his hoodie and stands infront of a man around the same build and size of Enigma, who is wearing a Enigma shirt* This is a taster folks*Square smashes the man in the face with a Squareplosion and then brutally starts pounding the man on the floor. Square starts elbowing him in the face and as he strikes him Square screams "DIE, DIE, DIE". Square picks up the man, and lands a sickening Hero's Welcome leaving the man bloody and bleeding in the middle of the ring* That was the SquaRevolution and Enigma, look into that ring because that is your destiny. The enigma of WWCF will be solved come A Very Special WWCF Christmas, when will Square get his rightful WWCF world title shot. Square, how does beating up and imitation of me equal beating me in a match? Nothing you just said makes ANY sense. All you did was hurt and innocent man because of your anger at me. Something that I assure you will not happen next week.
And what's this about me being a character? I can assure you I have the proper licenses and degrees to be a detective. You think being an arrogant british man scares me? I'm a detective inside and out. I've solved cases, including the Corporate Traitor. Meanwhile you run your bloody mouth off about how awesome you are, when in honesty you aren't. You just beat up a guy that resembles me. I admit, Monday you and Amigo got one over on me and Jazzman, but to be honest I kind of expected it. I woke up in the hospital smiling.
I know exactly how you act Square, and I know how to manipulate your anger. Anger isn't power. Arrogance isn't power. Power comes from the want to succeed, and deep down Square, my power trumps yours. It isn't rocket science, it's elementary *Pops up out of nowhere behind Aaron*
And what the Hell is with Jazzman? I mean, his whole deal is that he plays Jazz. That's it. And that sells? Hrm.
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Post by Square on Dec 17, 2009 19:39:10 GMT -5
*Square is sat on the side of ring in the centre of a empty gym* The Revolution of Evolution has been pondering about a phrase that Enigma keeps saying "Square Vs The WWCF Universe". Is it true that the One Man Army is fighting a war against all the fans at A Very Special WWCF Christmas? If thats the case then let it be known, The Revolution is glad that he can destroy you fans as well as Enigma. You think all the Non American Heroes thing was a character? You fans are disgusting, and the idea of being able to kill you along with Enigma is a massive christmas present for the Saving Grace of WWCF. And at A Very Special WWCF Christmas Santa's Gift to the Female Population will kill Enigma and the fans all at the same time with a smile across this beautiful face. The True King will win the world heavyweight championship at King of Wrestlecrap and there is nothing on the face of htis earth that can stop this prophsy. And if you need evidence, watch this*Square slides into the ring, takes off his hoodie and stands infront of a man around the same build and size of Enigma, who is wearing a Enigma shirt* This is a taster folks*Square smashes the man in the face with a Squareplosion and then brutally starts pounding the man on the floor. Square starts elbowing him in the face and as he strikes him Square screams "DIE, DIE, DIE". Square picks up the man, and lands a sickening Hero's Welcome leaving the man bloody and bleeding in the middle of the ring* That was the SquaRevolution and Enigma, look into that ring because that is your destiny. The enigma of WWCF will be solved come A Very Special WWCF Christmas, when will Square get his rightful WWCF world title shot. Square, how does beating up and imitation of me equal beating me in a match? Nothing you just said makes ANY sense. All you did was hurt and innocent man because of your anger at me. Something that I assure you will not happen next week.
And what's this about me being a character? I can assure you I have the proper licenses and degrees to be a detective. You think being an arrogant british man scares me? I'm a detective inside and out. I've solved cases, including the Corporate Traitor. Meanwhile you run your bloody mouth off about how awesome you are, when in honesty you aren't. You just beat up a guy that resembles me. I admit, Monday you and Amigo got one over on me and Jazzman, but to be honest I kind of expected it. I woke up in the hospital smiling.
I know exactly how you act Square, and I know how to manipulate your anger. Anger isn't power. Arrogance isn't power. Power comes from the want to succeed, and deep down Square, my power trumps yours. It isn't rocket science, it's elementary The character comment was reminding these stupid fans that the Real Non American Hero hates there guts, there nation, pretty much everything about those freaks. Maybe Enigma the whole "i'm a decective!" thing is starting to cause doubt in your mind as to whether your a real wrestler or just some character that will be soon forgotten. Maybe stepping into the ring with a real wrestler scares you? Be intimdated, because next time the Revolution of Evolution sends you to the hospital, your next stop will be a mourge
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