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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Dec 22, 2009 6:23:42 GMT -5
You guys wanted Attitude, I promised you guys Attitude... You guys were all shown the truth definition of Attitude.
What's that? You think it's bullying? Picking on a new guy until he threw the match away, talking smack about two former opponents of mine as they fight their heart out, attacking them when they were most vulnerable? I don't call it bullying, I call it making a statement. I call it letting the WWCF Universe know what The Black Dynasty is all about. Simply enough, I call it Attitude!
After my loss to M.O.P. last month, there was possibility that my stock in this company could begin to wane, but I wouldn't let that happen. I wouldn't let you fans, you guys in the back see Black Dynasty as a simple flash in the fan, flavour of the month, a man who's 15 minutes had come and gone long into overtime.
I couldn't let that happen. I couldn't let all the fascists think they could judge me like that. No, so I stepped out there and continued to make a name for myself by doing what I do best. Enforcing a believe of Neither Enemy Nor Friend, just business, just attitude. So I finally took the time to think about BRB's offer, but first we had a match. I was very disappointed, to instead of making a name... I made an example of him. Three weeks in a row.
Despite all this I was left off of the PPV card, so the CEO rushed me into a match against a newcomer in Fishmonger. He talked a big game, however I found his approach to be very fishy and I didn't let him hook me into his mind games.
Then after observing the Inter-Forum Title match, and providing some much needed insight that you should be getting from your colour analyst (a term I find quite racist), a service King cannot provide. I figured I should finally let my intentions be known. So I once again laid out Boiler Room Brawler and M.O.P. something that the fans actually enjoyed.
The fans want attitude. I deliver, so who's the real bad guy here?
I say blame that masked guy...
Neither Enemy Nor Friend, Damn Right!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 22, 2009 7:05:10 GMT -5
*Backstage, Seth Drakin is furious over the pay per view.*
Seth: What the hell? Tonight was supposed to be my night. Tonight was supposed to be my show. And instead you have every egotistical moron out there ruin it.
The Sam, you think I take the fun out of wrestling? Well, tough luck! I am not about making every fan happy because no matter what I do, that is not going to happen. You want to attack me from behind and start a war? Well, consider your war....accepted. I don't see how anyone can support a man who tried to sell this company up the river and that is what Sam along with Dave tried to do. I came in here on a bad situation only to make things better. I named a very good commissioner (as well as lovely and intelligent) to replace the crappy one that The Sam left when he was fired. You want a shot at getting your job back? Well, if you want to go to war.....I have the perfect way for it to be done. More on that at a later time.
Now, to all of those who are moaning and complaining, stop it. I think I understand what Motor Colt was trying to say. Besides the champions and a few other people, everyone in this business is boo-hooing about not being in the spotlight. Well, the main event for the next pay per view is guarenteed to be Jazzman defending his belt against Aaron Enigma and there isn't a thing that anyone can do to change my mind on that. However, since everyone wants their shot at the spotlight.....it seems that there is a pay per view coming soon, one that is called King of Wrestlecrap. The winner of that tournament gets a shot at the world title shot at Ernest Goes To Wargames. Now, everyone can enter except champions and their would be opponents at the pay per view.
That's all I have to say, now if you excuse me.....I have to start handing out fines to a few people for ruining my dream show.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 22, 2009 10:20:35 GMT -5
[c Seth, A Very Special WWCF Christmas was supposed to be a night where all your hard work came together. A night where matches were fought with dignity, with respect, and most of all with honor. It was supposed to be a night where the promoter, the investors, and the advertisers got to see front and center what this promotion could be with the right guy in charge.
Instead, it was a f***ing joke. A dingleberry on the footnote that is the history of the WWCF. Why, you ask? Well, Seth, it's simple. You're a stubborn idiot who is refusing to look at things clearly. You look at everything in your rosy-shaded "honor vs. evil" bulls*** point of view, and quite frankly it's got the entire WWCF in the mess it's in now.
Let us just recap what happened tonight. 3 disqualifications, and double knockout. I find it hilarious that the cherry on top main event ended with exactly what you want to abolish from this federation: hardcore tactics, complete with all the blood and gore anyone could ask for. Your precious G-Rated WWCF was exposed for what it truly is, a mockery of what this company used to be.
Guess what, you old fart? The crowd loved every minute of it. You can pander to executives and kiss the asses of advertisers and sell your soul (and body) chasing the almighty dollar, but no one in the back gives a s*** if the fans aren't happy. We send them home happy, whether you like it or not.
You continue to feed Ganzo to me like he's bait and I'm the Shark, and I'll continue to chew him up and spit him out as long as you think that's a good idea. He is NOT on my level, and until you give me someone who is, we're going to have this cutesy little back and forth. The ball is in your court now, grandpa. Do something with it. Mr. Drakin isn't what's wrong with this company, you are! Instead of doing the honorable and professional thing and wrestle your match, you opted to throw a temper tantrum. You showed your true self and resorted to a steel chair to take out a man.
You say this is it what the fans want. And you are correct. But these aren't the fans that Mr. Drakin wants. These fans are the sole reason that Evil M's arm was broken, the sole reason why Amigo got a title match last night and the sole reason for this deplorable federation. Yet you defend them as if they're your family.
You want to spout your mind and give a preach about what's right and wrong. I'll do you one better. You are what's wrong with this business. I am what is right with this business. Say Yellowjacket, on a scale of 1-10 how often do you give Seth blowjobs on a weekly basis? Kind of curious to know.
And man, it's a dark day when I completely agree with Viva on something.
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Post by Tfmcmg is Johnny Green on Dec 22, 2009 10:53:48 GMT -5
[c Mr. Drakin isn't what's wrong with this company, you are! Instead of doing the honorable and professional thing and wrestle your match, you opted to throw a temper tantrum. You showed your true self and resorted to a steel chair to take out a man.
You say this is it what the fans want. And you are correct. But these aren't the fans that Mr. Drakin wants. These fans are the sole reason that Evil M's arm was broken, the sole reason why Amigo got a title match last night and the sole reason for this deplorable federation. Yet you defend them as if they're your family.
You want to spout your mind and give a preach about what's right and wrong. I'll do you one better. You are what's wrong with this business. I am what is right with this business. Say Yellowjacket, on a scale of 1-10 how often do you give Seth blowjobs on a weekly basis? Kind of curious to know.
And man, it's a dark day when I completely agree with Viva on something. Johnny Green: Well perhaps you only agree with viva on this issue because he recently gave you a blow job. Hell you know what...Show of hands who has given another wrestler in this locker room a blow job?*Raises his hand.* Johnny Green: What? It was wensday and damn right jackson had just come out of the shower and I...Well you know....
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Dec 22, 2009 11:41:23 GMT -5
[c Mr. Drakin isn't what's wrong with this company, you are! Instead of doing the honorable and professional thing and wrestle your match, you opted to throw a temper tantrum. You showed your true self and resorted to a steel chair to take out a man.
You say this is it what the fans want. And you are correct. But these aren't the fans that Mr. Drakin wants. These fans are the sole reason that Evil M's arm was broken, the sole reason why Amigo got a title match last night and the sole reason for this deplorable federation. Yet you defend them as if they're your family.
You want to spout your mind and give a preach about what's right and wrong. I'll do you one better. You are what's wrong with this business. I am what is right with this business. Say Yellowjacket, on a scale of 1-10 how often do you give Seth blowjobs on a weekly basis? Kind of curious to know.
And man, it's a dark day when I completely agree with Viva on something. 'Tis not a "blow job", but the truth. Unlike hooligans such as yourselves, I don't hide behind lies and false hope. I spread the truth, whether or not anybody wants to hear it.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 22, 2009 12:18:22 GMT -5
[c Say Yellowjacket, on a scale of 1-10 how often do you give Seth blowjobs on a weekly basis? Kind of curious to know.
And man, it's a dark day when I completely agree with Viva on something. 'Tis not a "blow job", but the truth. Unlike hooligans such as yourselves, I don't hide behind lies and false hope. I spread the truth, whether or not anybody wants to hear it. Nope, the truth is that you go sucky sucky on him, Seth goes pushy pushy for you. A fair trade, I suppose/
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Post by Cyno on Dec 22, 2009 12:26:09 GMT -5
OK here's the deal Brawler. You don't like me, and I sure as hell like you. But after that match last night, I have to give you some form of respect. It also seems we have a mutual foe in DR Jackson.
So whaddya say, Brawler? We put aside our differences for now to get rid of that annoying pest. In return, I'll give you a rematch for MY Inter-Forum Championship.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Dec 22, 2009 13:34:51 GMT -5
'Tis not a "blow job", but the truth. Unlike hooligans such as yourselves, I don't hide behind lies and false hope. I spread the truth, whether or not anybody wants to hear it. Nope, the truth is that you go sucky sucky on him, Seth goes pushy pushy for you. A fair trade, I suppose/ Making sex jokes. How mature.
By the way, how's being the WWCF World Champion. Oh, that's right. You didn't win it.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2009 13:37:58 GMT -5
Nope, the truth is that you go sucky sucky on him, Seth goes pushy pushy for you. A fair trade, I suppose/ Making sex jokes. How mature.
By the way, how's being the WWCF World Champion. Oh, that's right. You didn't win it.Walks up and taps Yellow Jacket on the shoulder. We need to talk.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 22, 2009 13:41:30 GMT -5
Nope, the truth is that you go sucky sucky on him, Seth goes pushy pushy for you. A fair trade, I suppose/ Making sex jokes. How mature.
By the way, how's being the WWCF World Champion. Oh, that's right. You didn't win it. Nope, but I have before, which is more then I can say about you, Jabroni.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Dec 22, 2009 14:28:18 GMT -5
Making sex jokes. How mature.
By the way, how's being the WWCF World Champion. Oh, that's right. You didn't win it. Walks up and taps Yellow Jacket on the shoulder. We need to talk. Are you ready to join me in my crusade?
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 22, 2009 14:32:52 GMT -5
Aww, isn't that sweet. Heh, that's why it's fun to talk to you Yellow. You act so calm, but I always get under your skin and piss you off.
Well, until we meet in the conference hall again
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2009 14:39:00 GMT -5
Walks up and taps Yellow Jacket on the shoulder. We need to talk. Are you ready to join me in my crusade? The first thing I need to know is this. Are you stubborn or just really slow? I made it clear that I was gonna kick your ass and then I did. Yet, when you had an opportunity to win the thing, you gave it to me instead. Do you really want me on your side that badly?
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Post by Viva on Dec 22, 2009 16:04:43 GMT -5
Seth, A Very Special WWCF Christmas was supposed to be a night where all your hard work came together. A night where matches were fought with dignity, with respect, and most of all with honor. It was supposed to be a night where the promoter, the investors, and the advertisers got to see front and center what this promotion could be with the right guy in charge.
Instead, it was a f***ing joke. A dingleberry on the footnote that is the history of the WWCF. Why, you ask? Well, Seth, it's simple. You're a stubborn idiot who is refusing to look at things clearly. You look at everything in your rosy-shaded "honor vs. evil" bulls*** point of view, and quite frankly it's got the entire WWCF in the mess it's in now.
Let us just recap what happened tonight. 3 disqualifications, and double knockout. I find it hilarious that the cherry on top main event ended with exactly what you want to abolish from this federation: hardcore tactics, complete with all the blood and gore anyone could ask for. Your precious G-Rated WWCF was exposed for what it truly is, a mockery of what this company used to be.
Guess what, you old fart? The crowd loved every minute of it. You can pander to executives and kiss the asses of advertisers and sell your soul (and body) chasing the almighty dollar, but no one in the back gives a s*** if the fans aren't happy. We send them home happy, whether you like it or not.
You continue to feed Ganzo to me like he's bait and I'm the Shark, and I'll continue to chew him up and spit him out as long as you think that's a good idea. He is NOT on my level, and until you give me someone who is, we're going to have this cutesy little back and forth. The ball is in your court now, grandpa. Do something with it. Mr. Drakin isn't what's wrong with this company, you are! Instead of doing the honorable and professional thing and wrestle your match, you opted to throw a temper tantrum. You showed your true self and resorted to a steel chair to take out a man.
You say this is it what the fans want. And you are correct. But these aren't the fans that Mr. Drakin wants. These fans are the sole reason that Evil M's arm was broken, the sole reason why Amigo got a title match last night and the sole reason for this deplorable federation. Yet you defend them as if they're your family.
You want to spout your mind and give a preach about what's right and wrong. I'll do you one better. You are what's wrong with this business. I am what is right with this business. Who are you?
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Dec 22, 2009 16:09:53 GMT -5
So like I said, I beat Square last night, and one again I find myself in line for a title shot. After the match, well, it was pretty obvious what happened. That was payback for Square's assault on me at the previous PPV. By the way, I hope you got the check, Seth. Besides my match though, a lot of crazy things happened tonight. For one, The Sam made his return to WWCF, although I don't know how he got back. However, I do know that he will probably be gunning for me in a short while. Also, we saw a mysterious person attack M.O.P. and Brawler during their match. Lastly, we saw Amigo prove who he really is, by attacking me with a brutal knee to the head. It hurt, don't get me wrong, but that's not what's important right now.
What is important, is finally, at the next PPV, it will be me vs. Jazzman, 1 on 1 for the WWCF Heavyweight title. This is the chance I've been waiting for, and what better way to win it. It will be a year since I've been in the company next month, and what better way to celebrate than by winning that title. Jazzman, you and I have trash talked each other a lot in the past. However I have a deep respect for you, and what you accomplished last night. You've now beaten every active former Heavyweight champion. Every single one of them. That's quite a feat.
It seems both of us are quite able to do amazing things in this company. I shut Corporate down, and you've beaten all the former champions. Both were big accomplishments. Here's the thing though, You've had that title a while now, and now that all the other people are out of the way, it's going to come down to you vs. me. I've been anticipating this moment forever. Finally, a one on one shot at the title. No outside interference, no crazy stipulations, just me, you, a ref and a four-sided ring. I hope you are ready for me Jazzman, because I've been ready for you since the last time we squared off.
Speaking of Squaring-off, I wonder how Square is feeling after two chair shots and being put through a table. Square, I'm done with you. You can't beat me without cheating, which defeats the purpose of fighting you. I hope that sent a message to anyone trying to screw with me. I'm the Head Detective, and I might be the good guy, but if you mess with me, I'll pay you back. Amigo, I suggest you look behind you more often, before you find yourself on the wrong end of some Extreme Interrogation.
In fact, I have five weeks before my match against Jazzman, so I think next week, here's what should happen. Let's have a match between myself and Amigo. Wait no, I'll do ya one better. Let's have it be a tag team match. Amigo and Starshine vs. Aaron Enigma and Sparks. I've seen this guy run around, trying to get his revenge on Amigo, and he's picked up two big wins over Starshine. I know he wants to get his hands on Amigo just as much as I do, so yeah, let's go with that. I hope your listening Seth, because I just handed you ratings in a paragraph.
This is the Head Detective, closing this case...for now.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 22, 2009 16:22:21 GMT -5
Seth: Amigo, how dare you accuse me of doing such a abominable act with Yellow Jacket...
*Seth sees the nearby worker gasp.*
Seth: I mean cheating on my girlfriend. Get your mind out of the gutter, pal.
*The worker leaves as Seth continues.*
Seth: I know you may be wanting a rematch and all, but as far as the deal between you and Jessica goes.....that was your only shot. If you want another shot at the world title, you are either going to try and win the King of Wrestlecrap or....you can get back in line and SHUT UP!!!
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 22, 2009 16:32:15 GMT -5
Seth: Amigo, how dare you accuse me of doing such a abominable act with Yellow Jacket...*Seth sees the nearby worker gasp.* Seth: I mean cheating on my girlfriend. Get your mind out of the gutter, pal. *The worker leaves as Seth continues.* Seth: I know you may be wanting a rematch and all, but as far as the deal between you and Jessica goes.....that was your only shot. If you want another shot at the world title, you are either going to try and win the King of Wrestlecrap or....you can get back in line and SHUT UP!!! Or you could go to the Board of Directors, and to disprove that a DQ finish is inconclusive and needs a proper rematch. I've gone to them, and they said, I have to wait after Aaron, but under the circumstances on a unclean finish, I am entitled to that. And if memory serves correct, you do have to work with them. Heh, I knew you didn't like how I did that, so why bother asking you?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 22, 2009 16:35:42 GMT -5
So like I said, I beat Square last night, and one again I find myself in line for a title shot. After the match, well, it was pretty obvious what happened. That was payback for Square's assault on me at the previous PPV. By the way, I hope you got the check, Seth. Besides my match though, a lot of crazy things happened tonight. For one, The Sam made his return to WWCF, although I don't know how he got back. However, I do know that he will probably be gunning for me in a short while. Also, we saw a mysterious person attack M.O.P. and Brawler during their match. Lastly, we saw Amigo prove who he really is, by attacking me with a brutal knee to the head. It hurt, don't get me wrong, but that's not what's important right now.
What is important, is finally, at the next PPV, it will be me vs. Jazzman, 1 on 1 for the WWCF Heavyweight title. This is the chance I've been waiting for, and what better way to win it. It will be a year since I've been in the company next month, and what better way to celebrate than by winning that title. Jazzman, you and I have trash talked each other a lot in the past. However I have a deep respect for you, and what you accomplished last night. You've now beaten every active former Heavyweight champion. Every single one of them. That's quite a feat.
It seems both of us are quite able to do amazing things in this company. I shut Corporate down, and you've beaten all the former champions. Both were big accomplishments. Here's the thing though, You've had that title a while now, and now that all the other people are out of the way, it's going to come down to you vs. me. I've been anticipating this moment forever. Finally, a one on one shot at the title. No outside interference, no crazy stipulations, just me, you, a ref and a four-sided ring. I hope you are ready for me Jazzman, because I've been ready for you since the last time we squared off.
Speaking of Squaring-off, I wonder how Square is feeling after two chair shots and being put through a table. Square, I'm done with you. You can't beat me without cheating, which defeats the purpose of fighting you. I hope that sent a message to anyone trying to screw with me. I'm the Head Detective, and I might be the good guy, but if you mess with me, I'll pay you back. Amigo, I suggest you look behind you more often, before you find yourself on the wrong end of some Extreme Interrogation.
In fact, I have five weeks before my match against Jazzman, so I think next week, here's what should happen. Let's have a match between myself and Amigo. Wait no, I'll do ya one better. Let's have it be a tag team match. Amigo and Starshine vs. Aaron Enigma and Sparks. I've seen this guy run around, trying to get his revenge on Amigo, and he's picked up two big wins over Starshine. I know he wants to get his hands on Amigo just as much as I do, so yeah, let's go with that. I hope your listening Seth, because I just handed you ratings in a paragraph.
This is the Head Detective, closing this case...for now. Seth: I like your thinking.....however, I think the reason we did the pay per view this week is to give people the Holidays off. Also while it may sound like it should, that match wont be the main event for our next NiteRaw as our next NiteRaw will see Jonathan Michaels defend his Hardcore Title in a fatal four way match against Boiler Room Brawler, General of the Monkey Army, and....."Champagne" Jay Carroll.
Now I know Jonathan Michaels is going to be unhappy that after getting his ass kicked in the triple threat match, he has to defend his hardcore title against three very tough opponents. But you know what? I don't care. I told you that as long as you remain Hardcore Champion and continue to mock my decrees, your life will be a living hell. Also because you didnt defend your title at the next ppv, you owe me two hardcore title defenses and if you just so happen to weasel your way past those three men, you are going to be defending your Hardcore Title at King of Wrestlecrap against an opponent to be named later.
Also just so your night will be more difficult, your Equalizer friends are banned from getting involved in any circumstance....and its gonna be an elimination style fatal four way so you will have to get more than one pinfall to keep your belt. Enjoy your new year, you ingrate.
Now Aaron I know you and MOP may not like being barred from protecting your friend, but this is business and Jonathan Michaels is on my number one crap list.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 22, 2009 16:43:58 GMT -5
Seth: Amigo, how dare you accuse me of doing such a abominable act with Yellow Jacket...*Seth sees the nearby worker gasp.* Seth: I mean cheating on my girlfriend. Get your mind out of the gutter, pal. *The worker leaves as Seth continues.* Seth: I know you may be wanting a rematch and all, but as far as the deal between you and Jessica goes.....that was your only shot. If you want another shot at the world title, you are either going to try and win the King of Wrestlecrap or....you can get back in line and SHUT UP!!! Or you could go to the Board of Directors, and to disprove that a DQ finish is inconclusive and needs a proper rematch. I've gone to them, and they said, I have to wait after Aaron, but under the circumstances on a unclean finish, I am entitled to that. And if memory serves correct, you do have to work with them. Heh, I knew you didn't like how I did that, so why bother asking you? Seth: That's fine.....but I also talked to them about your actions against Aaron and they agreed with me so.....if you in any way come near that ring during the contest between those two, you forfeit your planned rematch.
Oh yeah, and you may have forgotten that the next number one contender is the winner of the King of Wrestlecrap tournament so your next rematch may have to be postponed for two months.....unless Jazzman loses the belt and he is contractually allowed his rematch clause.
I do work with these people, yes. But they know that the King of Wrestlecrap gets a title shot at Ernest Goes To Wargames. If you dont want to wait on a prayer that Jazzman retains for two more months, you might want to enter the King of Wrestlecrap to get your shot earlier.
Man......don't you hate it when logic screws with your plans.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 22, 2009 16:48:18 GMT -5
Or you could go to the Board of Directors, and to disprove that a DQ finish is inconclusive and needs a proper rematch. I've gone to them, and they said, I have to wait after Aaron, but under the circumstances on a unclean finish, I am entitled to that. And if memory serves correct, you do have to work with them. Heh, I knew you didn't like how I did that, so why bother asking you? Seth: That's fine.....but I also talked to them about your actions against Aaron and they agreed with me so.....if you in any way come near that ring during the contest between those two, you forfeit your planned rematch.
Oh yeah, and you may have forgotten that the next number one contender is the winner of the King of Wrestlecrap tournament so your next rematch may have to be postponed for two months.....unless Jazzman loses the belt and he is contractually allowed his rematch clause.
I do work with these people, yes. But they know that the King of Wrestlecrap gets a title shot at Ernest Goes To Wargames. If you dont want to wait on a prayer that Jazzman retains for two more months, you might want to enter the King of Wrestlecrap to get your shot earlier.
Man......don't you hate it when logic screws with your plans. That's Kool and the Gang on Aaron VS Jazzman, I hate both of them so them killing eachother is fine with me. And it seems that if I enter the King of Wrestlecrap and win, this guaranteed re-match is disregarded anyways. Of course, me, I'd just go with a Triple Threat.
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