randomranter
Dennis Stamp
When you grow up....... YOU'RE GONNA BE WROOOOOONG!!!!
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Post by randomranter on Apr 16, 2006 21:10:17 GMT -5
The same thing Cinderella said when she got to the ball.
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Amaru
Don Corleone
Amaru means "Thankful to God"
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Post by Amaru on Apr 16, 2006 21:37:51 GMT -5
"I support Bunny!"
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Post by phentari on Apr 16, 2006 21:52:29 GMT -5
Khaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!! Too many syllables. I think it was: "Mister Tambourine MAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
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Post by Rapper & Actor Sammy Davis III on Apr 16, 2006 22:50:57 GMT -5
10. "MASTER MASTER, Master of puppets you're pulling the strings Something something smashing your dreams"
9. ....... (he wasn't speaking, it was merely indigestion from Blade Braxton's Boo Berry and Alien Ham lunch.)
8. "I WAS booked, I DO know, It WAS Snitzky's fault, It's NO LONGER real to me damnit, I'm the PERFECT GUY to doubt El Dandy, and The Shiek's NOT making ME humble old country way.....KENNEDY"
7. "Attention the owner of a grey Honda liscense plate CQA 8201 your lights are on"
6. "It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under"
5. "That's what I like about these girls, I get older they stay the saaaaame age"
4. "Muhnamana do dooo do do do"
3. (kid off camera) "now I know" (Great Khali) "And knowing is half the battle"
2. "Don't forget to try your waitresses and tip the veal [rimshot] Heyyyy, I'm here all week folks"
1. "And so Kay wants Miguel to repeat himself to be sure she's hearing correctly. Miguel tells Kay that his timing is off, but it's better late than never. Kay tells Miguel that it's all because of Maria and the fact that she is Maria's mother. In addition, Kay tells Miguel that he is missing Charity and is using her as a substitute. She tells Miguel that she will keep it a secret and walks off. Miguel tells Kay that he means every word when he said that he loves her. Tabitha is ecstatic at how things are going between Miguel and Kay since she egged them on. Kay tells Miguel that she spent most of her life trying to get Miguel to love her, and now she doesn't know what to believe. Miguel tells Kay that he was a jerk back then and that he was doing the same thing that Kay was doing: trying to force someone to love you who didn't return the feelings. Miguel wants to know if it's too late for him and Kay. Kay doesn't know the answer to that because she worked very hard to get over Miguel when he went chasing after Charity. She had dreams of Miguel and she even fantasized about him, but now she's with Fox. Miguel wants to know if Kay loves Fox, and Kay said, "Yes." Miguel also loves Kay and doesn't want to lose this opportunity to have a future with her and Maria. Kay tells Miguel to stop because she doesn't want to hear it. She has moved on with her life. She loves Fox and she is marrying him, but Miguel wants Kay to give them a chance. Kay thinks that's crazy. Kay tells Miguel that what she had for him was a crush; it was puppy love because he was the first guy she fell for. Kay begs Miguel to stop because she cannot handle it. When she needed him he was not there. She had to take care of Maria all by herself, and she learned to live with it. Miguel apologizes and promises Kay that he is here now and wants to take care of her and Maria. Miguel wants to get a job and find a place for him, Kay and Maria to stay. Miguel wants to make up for lost time. Kay does not want to hear what Miguel has to say because it's a little too late. Miguel wants to marry Kay, and Kay asks Miguel if he's been drinking. Miguel kept begging and pleading and Kay is trying to tell him that she has moved on. Miguel kisses Kay and she kisses him back but eventually pulls away. Kay wonders to herself why Miguel is telling her those things now. She is getting married and that's all she ever wanted. She has waited years for Miguel to say those things to her. She wants to know what kind of cruel joke God is playing on her. Fox walks in and tells Kay that he has something to tell her. He wants to marry her as soon as possible.
Meanwhile Fancy is packing for Italy and is interrupted by a knock at the door. Fox thinks it's out of the blue that Fancy is going on a business trip to Italy. Fancy doesn't mind the last minute notification from Theresa because it's perfect timing. Fox tells Fancy that she's not one to run away from her problems. Fancy tells Fox that she is not running away and that the business trip is perfectly legitimate. Fox tells Fancy that it's too bad that she and Noah broke up because Italy is romantic in the springtime. Fancy tells Fox to leave it alone, and it's over between her and Noah because she heard a tape of Noah saying that he is through with her. Fox sighs and wants to know what's with the Bennett's and their supposedly past loves. He sighted Sam and Ivy. Fancy is wondering if Fox's behavior has anything to do with Miguel being back in town. Fox acknowledges it and tells Fancy that Miguel being back has put a damper on his and Kay's relationship. Fancy tells Fox to go and tell Kay right now that he doesn't want to wait to marry her. Ivy shows up and wants to know where Fancy is going. Fancy tells her that it's a business trip and Ivy thinks it's all so sudden. Fancy senses that Sam told her about Noah and Maya. She tells Ivy that she is in a rush, and Ivy tells her that there must be an explanation to Noah and Maya. Fancy doesn't care to hear it because she knows what she saw. Ivy pleads with Fancy to stay and work things out with Noah, but Fancy's mind is made up. Ivy tells Fancy that Noah loves her, but Fancy thinks that she and Noah have different definitions of the word. Ivy sighs and wishes there was something that she could do. Fancy tells her that she can help by taking her to the airport and not to tell Noah where she is going.
And then Maya tells Noah that she knows that he is not pleased with lying to Fancy about his relationship with her. Noah doesn't want to hear it and tells her to go pack instead. Maya apologizes, and Noah tells her that once this is all over, they'll be off the hook and hopes that Fancy takes him back afterwards. Sam asks Noah what's the big idea catching him in bed with Maya. Noah tells Sam that he doesn't want to talk about it. Sam notices Noah's luggage and wonders what's going on. Noah tells him that he's going to Rome, Italy and he has a flight to catch and couldn't stop to talk to him. Sam wants to know if the trip has anything to do with Maya and if Noah is in trouble. Sam wants the truth from Noah. Noah makes up some story about being in love with Maya to shut Sam up. Sam doesn't believe Noah. Sam wants Noah to level with him so that he can help him out of any trouble he's in. Sam takes Noah to the airport. Lena tells Maya that she is handling her duties well. Maya tells her that she doesn't like it one bit. Lena tells Maya that she had the hots for Noah for years so she should be thanking her for getting her and Noah back on track.
Just as Sam tells Ivy how shocked he was to see Noah in bed with Maya. Sam knows that Fancy is crushed. Ivy was happy that Fancy had fallen for a good guy and now it's over. She tells Sam that Noah reminds her of him. Sam is going to have a chat with Noah to figure out the story while Ivy leaves for the mansion to check on Fancy. Sam meets up with Ivy at the airport unexpectedly since they both dropped their kids off. Ivy and Sam realize that Fancy and Noah are headed in the same direction, but Fancy & Noah have no idea that they are both headed for the same destination.
Later on Luis now knows that Sheridan is married to Chris. Sheridan apologizes for not telling Luis earlier. She tells him that she did not want his illness to take a turn for the worse. Luis asks how long Sheridan & Chris have been married & Sheridan tells him. Chris chimes in & tells Luis that Sheridan wanted to tell him. Luis thinks the situation resembles Antonio & Sheridan all over again. He is extremely upset with Sheridan because she ends up marrying someone else when Luis is supposed to be the love of her life. Chris intervenes and tells Luis not to yell at Sheridan. Sheridan doesn't mind because she feels she deserves Luis yelling at her. Luis is angry and wants to know if Sheridan is staying with Chris. Sheridan lashes out and tells Luis that's the very reason she didn't want to tell him of her nuptials with Chris. Luis is acting irrational. Chris reassures Sheridan that he's right here for her. Luis asks Chris who the hell he thinks he is. Chris replies that he's Sheridan's legal husband. Luis tells Chris that his marriage to Sheridan means nothing because the only reason Sheridan married him is because she thinks Luis had died. Chris is trying to reason with Luis logically but Luis doesn't care to hear it. Luis asks Chris if Sheridan fell in love with him because of James since Chris went on and on about the bond between Sheridan and James. Chris explains to Luis that Sheridan was in a dark place and James was a major part of bringing her out of such sadness. Luis doesn't blame Sheridan for forming a bond with James, but he thinks Chris took advantage of Sheridan during her grieving process by using James. In addition, Luis tells Chris that he's a lousy son of a pregnant dog and punches him. Sheridan yells, "No!" Chris tells Sheridan that he will fight if he has to but tells Luis that he is supposed to be recuperating. Luis tells Chris to go to hell and stop pretending as if he cares about his health because he is a lousy hypocrite. He was pretending to be Luis's friend while he was in the hospital all the while being married to Sheridan. Chris shots back telling Luis that it was hard watching Sheridan marrying him in front of the Justice of the Peace since he had just married Sheridan 24 hrs ago. James interrupts the tense moment running into Sheridan's arms. Sheridan sends him to Ms. Henderson so that she could get back to the conversation at hand. She tells Luis that she met James long before Chris was in the picture. Luis thinks that's all fine and dandy but he is back now and he and Sheridan are together so it's over with Chris. Luis wants to call an attorney to start the divorce proceedings between Sheridan & Chris. Sheridan tells Luis that she can't divorce Chris, and of course Luis would like to know the reason. Sheridan tells him that she loves Chris. Luis tells Sheridan that there is no way she can love Chris the way she loves him. Sheridan apologizes. Luis is upset and threw a picture of him and Sheridan at the wall. Sheridan yells "no" and walks towards the sofa. She stumbles. Chris tells Luis to stay away from his wife and that he has to be extra careful with Sheridan because she is pregnant. "
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Post by Topher is Human on Apr 17, 2006 2:45:10 GMT -5
10. He say plane fly overhead, drop value. In Beirut, plane fly over, drop bomb. I like these planes.
9. Dad said it was funny how one day you're not famous, and the next day you are. Famous. And then you're not again.
8. Davairi... you haven't let anyone down. I don't know what the opposite of lettin' someone down is... but you done the opposite.
7. How's the serenity? So much serenity...
6. I once got a model elephant with the trunk up. Model elephants are meant to bring good luck, especially when the trunk was up, and this ones trunk was up...
5. What is it with wogs and cash?
4. It wasn't his fault, he didn't mean to rob that petrol station... now he's sorry.
3. What do you know about lead?
2. I get friend to put bomb under car, when they turn the key it blows them to luving sky!
1. We're going to Bonnydoon! We're going to Bonnydoon! We're going to Bonnydoon! We're going to Bonnydoon!
(who gets these references?)
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Apr 17, 2006 2:47:19 GMT -5
Smoke me A Kipper. I'll be back for Breakfast.
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Post by macdaddysquid on Apr 17, 2006 2:57:48 GMT -5
I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to geicko
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Post by Teddy Awesome- Back in Style on Apr 17, 2006 2:59:53 GMT -5
THE IRON KHALI WILL MAKE YOU HUMBLE, LIKE IN OLD COUNRTY!
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Post by Topher is Human on Apr 17, 2006 3:08:37 GMT -5
DAMN!
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Post by Topher is Human on Apr 17, 2006 3:22:23 GMT -5
... but i did not shoot the deputy!
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Post by Topher is Human on Apr 17, 2006 3:25:57 GMT -5
Well, you know something Meanari Davairi! When I came to this business, people doubted this man you see before yourself, brother! They thought that this dude was a just a big dude with no talent dude! A dude who will only be around for a few months brother, only to get fired brother! But I'm here to show these naysayers that this dude is here to stay brother! This dude is going places brother!
Then there's this Undertaker dude... Well let me tell ya something Meanari Davairi! This dead man dude is a joke brother! Way past his prime brother! I showed the world that Undermania is not far from over dude! He may be undefeated at Wrestlemania dude; he may have beaten the best dudes in the business brother! But he has never dealt with the likes of The Great Curry brother! Undertaker better say his prays and eat his vegetables dude!
Now let me ask ya something Undertaker dude! Whatcha gonna do! Whatcha gonna do brother! WHATCHA GONNA DO! When Currymania and his 24-inch chin runs wild on you!
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Apr 17, 2006 3:33:53 GMT -5
'I heard that McDonald's is suing Randy Orton for impersonating a McNugget'
Daviri: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiooooooooooooooo
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Apr 17, 2006 3:41:24 GMT -5
I've Ripped off this Simpson joke before. But I'm shameless so I'll do it again:
Khali: Gilligan, The Skipper and Randy Orton? (opens envelope)
Name 3 Castaways.
Daviri: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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Post by Topher is Human on Apr 17, 2006 3:44:19 GMT -5
Whats the difference between Art and Pornography? A government grant!
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Apr 17, 2006 3:45:17 GMT -5
"COME SAIL YOU SHIP AROUND ME!"
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Apr 17, 2006 3:47:30 GMT -5
"I'M A RABBIT IN THE HEADLIGHTS, CAUGHT IN THE SPOTLIGHT"
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Post by Topher is Human on Apr 17, 2006 3:49:49 GMT -5
When i get called up to the big house, I want to be buried face down! So all you smarks can kiss my ass!
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Post by Topher is Human on Apr 17, 2006 3:50:53 GMT -5
Dear Santa, I have been a very good boy this year, and I for Christmas this year I would like...
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Apr 17, 2006 3:52:52 GMT -5
FREE KEVIN!
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Post by Topher is Human on Apr 17, 2006 3:53:57 GMT -5
Free Hat!
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