Dave at the Movies
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
VINTAGE D-DAY DAVE! Always cranking dat thing.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Apr 15, 2009 9:12:42 GMT -5
Okay since I was pulling old school stuff out like the tag team tournament I thought I might as well get this one going to. The old old thread(which I can't find) had some cool stuff on it like wordlifeecw creating his evil mask gimmick and starting the feud between him and Cthulhu and it also had a great time travel storyline. Rules: 1. You must pin the right person who has the belt. If someone pins someone first and you pin them about the same time if their post comes first that means your post is void and the other person is Hardcore Champ. 2. Dogs are forever in the pushup position. 3. Everything is roleplay. You must put how you beat the previous champion. You can't just go 123 new champ. 4. uhhhhh I guess that is it. I under my new "Terminator" gimmick declare myself Wrestlecrap Forum Hardcore Champion. Come get it!!!!
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Apr 15, 2009 9:15:24 GMT -5
(hits D-Day Dave in the head with a string mop, then DDT's him on top of the belt)
"Doggies eat applesauce to save the ozone layer. YOU'RE WELCOME!"
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Dave at the Movies
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
VINTAGE D-DAY DAVE! Always cranking dat thing.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Apr 15, 2009 9:19:16 GMT -5
(hits D-Day Dave in the head with a string mop, then DDT's him on top of the belt) "Doggies eat applesauce to save the ozone layer. YOU'RE WELCOME!" You forgot to pin me. *gets on motorcycle to get away since I am a terminator and all that stuff only slowed me down a little bit*
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Post by The Tank on Apr 15, 2009 9:20:58 GMT -5
Oh, god, not this again.
*Skrull-morphs into Magneto and uses magnetic powers to crush Terminator-D-Dayve, then pins what's left while still standing, all Jericho-like and non-chalant.*
The Tank is the new Hardcore Champion.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Apr 15, 2009 9:21:17 GMT -5
(hits D-Day Dave in the head with a string mop, then DDT's him on top of the belt) "Doggies eat applesauce to save the ozone layer. YOU'RE WELCOME!" You forgot to pin me. *gets on motorcycle to get away since I am a terminator and all that stuff only slowed me down a little bit* HEY WAIT!!!! Awwww DAMMIT! Why'd I have to waste time imitating Saturn?
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Dave at the Movies
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
VINTAGE D-DAY DAVE! Always cranking dat thing.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Apr 15, 2009 9:25:05 GMT -5
Oh, god, not this again. *Skrull-morphs into Magneto and uses magnetic powers to crush Terminator-D-Dayve, then pins what's left while still standing, all Jericho-like and non-chalant.* The Tank is the new Hardcore Champion. *sees Tank running away and does a HBK nip up(due to hours and hours of watching HBK matches for no apparent reason after he showed up from the year 2028) runs after Tank and shoots him with laser pointer hand gun. Tank falls and D-Day rolls him over for his own Jericho-like pin.* 1 2 3 NEW CHAMP You have been Terminated...............BITCH
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Post by The Tank on Apr 15, 2009 9:26:49 GMT -5
Eh, whatever. Me and Cthulhu blew up the entire f***ing universe last time, so there's not much more I can do here.
*Skrull-morphs into Nightcrawler and teleports away, to be seen here never again.*
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Square
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Post by Square on Apr 15, 2009 9:35:37 GMT -5
Oh, god, not this again. *Skrull-morphs into Magneto and uses magnetic powers to crush Terminator-D-Dayve, then pins what's left while still standing, all Jericho-like and non-chalant.* The Tank is the new Hardcore Champion. *sees Tank running away and does a HBK nip up(due to hours and hours of watching HBK matches for no apparent reason after he showed up from the year 2028) runs after Tank and shoots him with laser pointer hand gun. Tank falls and D-Day rolls him over for his own Jericho-like pin.* 1 2 3 NEW CHAMP You have been Terminated...............BITCH *Rolls him up* 1 2 3 DOUBLE CHAMPION!!
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Apr 15, 2009 9:38:04 GMT -5
Shoots Square dead takes belt.
Winner and new champ Woody!
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Apr 15, 2009 9:39:37 GMT -5
(hits Woody with the SLAP JACK, then pins him 1, 2, 3)
"FRUITBOOTY!"
New Champ: Stevie Ray Fox Tull-der
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Square
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Square on Apr 15, 2009 9:41:27 GMT -5
*smashes a plant pot over Fox Tull's head and pins him* 123 WINNER! *runs off to a secure location*
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Apr 15, 2009 9:42:55 GMT -5
Shoots Square dead again
once again champ Woody!
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Post by The Tank on Apr 15, 2009 9:43:20 GMT -5
*smashes a plant pot over Fox Tull's head and pins him* 123 WINNER! *runs off to a secure location* *teleports into Square's secure location and teleports him to a non-secure location, then wraps him in chains* Have fun, guys! *teleports away*
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Apr 15, 2009 9:44:43 GMT -5
Intercepts Tanks teleport and sends him to Mars.
Woody is the champ!
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Jazzman
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Post by Jazzman on Apr 15, 2009 9:44:54 GMT -5
*smashes a plant pot over Fox Tull's head and pins him* 123 WINNER! *runs off to a secure location* *teleports into Square's secure location and teleports him to a non-secure location, then wraps him in chains* Have fun, guys! *teleports away* Wanders into a room where he sees Square chained up and covers him 123, NEW CHAMPION
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Post by The Tank on Apr 15, 2009 9:53:53 GMT -5
Intercepts Tanks teleport and sends him to Mars. Woody is the champ! I wasn't champion. I don't want to be champion. But, I am going to screw with the champion. *Skrull-morphs into Iceman and freezes grbjazzman, then ice-slides away.*
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Dave at the Movies
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
VINTAGE D-DAY DAVE! Always cranking dat thing.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Apr 15, 2009 10:02:38 GMT -5
Intercepts Tanks teleport and sends him to Mars. Woody is the champ! I wasn't champion. I don't want to be champion. But, I am going to screw with the champion. *Skrull-morphs into Iceman and freezes grbjazzman, then ice-slides away.* *Time travels(yeah remember the big blue circley thing? ) to wherever grbjazzman is at and hits him with a shovel shattering frozen grbjazzman everywhere. Jumps on the pieces for the count.* 1 2 3 NEW CHAMP
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Post by Childish Gambino on Apr 15, 2009 10:02:47 GMT -5
Snowy smashes an electric keyboard over grbjazzman's head and proceeds to play The Final Countdown, before pinning him 1 2 3
New Champ
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Dave at the Movies
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
VINTAGE D-DAY DAVE! Always cranking dat thing.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Apr 15, 2009 10:04:05 GMT -5
Snowy smashes an electric keyboard over grbjazzman's head and proceeds to play The Final Countdown, before pinning him 1 2 3 New Champ Too late I beat you. *time travels to the year 2038 in a terminator populated apocalypse world*
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Post by Childish Gambino on Apr 15, 2009 10:06:02 GMT -5
Turns out I was already in 2038. Get my electric keyboard again, play The Final Countdown THEN hit Terminator in the head with it. Cover 1 2 3
Champ kthx
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