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Post by Kash Flagg on Aug 25, 2009 19:25:36 GMT -5
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Aug 25, 2009 19:27:55 GMT -5
Nah, I don't fit any of those stereotypes.
I just play it cool and I've actually had some good convos with strippers. I know it's all business but at least there are actual women working there, not just brainless mannequins that remove their clothes.
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Post by Beast Army Ass on Aug 25, 2009 19:29:45 GMT -5
Wouldn't know, seeing how I stay FAR away from strip clubs in the first place.
That being said, this article does sound about right. Good show.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Aug 25, 2009 19:30:47 GMT -5
Nah, I don't fit any of those stereotypes. I just play it cool and I've actually had some good convos with strippers. I know it's all business but at least there are actual women working there, not just brainless mannequins that remove their clothes. Way to ruin it pal!  |
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Post by Cavs for Mavs Mafia on Aug 25, 2009 19:33:10 GMT -5
There's always a really creepy old and/or fat guy. I had a stripper tell me her real name once, I think she just wanted a client to socialize a little bit with that wasn't middle aged or looked like a meth addict. My friend tried to date a stripper once, but was scared off by her psycho ex BF.
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Aug 25, 2009 19:35:58 GMT -5
Nah, I don't fit any of those stereotypes. I just play it cool and I've actually had some good convos with strippers. I know it's all business but at least there are actual women working there, not just brainless mannequins that remove their clothes. Way to ruin it pal! Well, I may have been smitten with at least one stripper but then agian, it's business. |
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Aug 25, 2009 19:55:49 GMT -5
There's always a really creepy old and/or fat guy. I had a stripper tell me her real name once, I think she just wanted a client to socialize a little bit with that wasn't middle aged or looked like a meth addict. My friend tried to date a stripper once, but was scared off by her psycho ex BF. It sounded like trouble anyways, it's better he didn't. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2009 20:03:00 GMT -5
Seeing as how I never go to strip clubs, this has been something of a learning experience. Although I always imagined that strip clubs wouldn't have such a narrow clientele...I always assumed that regular people (and like any other business, random douches) went to those places too.  |
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Post by Kash Flagg on Aug 25, 2009 20:07:08 GMT -5
Well they don't make for funny write ups Khali. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2009 20:14:54 GMT -5
What? Regular people don't make for funny write ups? It's REGULAR PEOPLE that fueled some of the greatest sitcoms of all time! What would Seinfeld or Friends be without regular people, Kash? What would the Cosby Show be without regular people? Well, not the actors, but the characters themselves! In fact, that gives me an idea. A TV sitcom about regular people who live their regular lives together at a strip club. Everything ever so trivial and dull about daily life, turned into something amazing with the magic of a delightfully dank strip club! All we need is a name, and a channel that is desperate enough to broadcast such a show.
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Post by FrankGotch on Aug 25, 2009 20:15:19 GMT -5
Nice article Kash. During my formative years I used to work at a strip club, and on any given night you could've walked in, and found every customer just you mentioned.
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Post by spec on Aug 25, 2009 20:18:25 GMT -5
Ah strip clubs, where people actually PAY to get cockteased. A hot (usually) girl shaking her goodies and rubbing all over ya, all but saying "Here, aren't I sexy? And wouldn't you just looooove to screw me every which way till tuesday? Well guess what, it'll never happen AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now gimme some cash."
I'm not opposed to them or anything, just that whole concept is pretty irksome when you think about it. I guess it's a testament to the power of sex. Or actually, no sex.
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Post by Cavs for Mavs Mafia on Aug 25, 2009 20:21:15 GMT -5
Ah strip clubs, where people actually PAY to get cockteased. A hot (usually) girl shaking her goodies and rubbing all over ya, all but saying "Here, aren't I sexy? And wouldn't you just looooove to screw me every which way till tuesday? Well guess what, it'll never happen AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now gimme some cash." I'm not opposed to them or anything, just that whole concept is pretty irksome when you think about it. I guess it's a testament to the power of sex. Or actually, no sex. You go in the bathroom and jack it, duh. Internet porn gets boring after a while. |
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Post by Kash Flagg on Aug 25, 2009 20:21:44 GMT -5
Girl I hung out with the last two years of high school is a stripper now, her stripper name is her sister's name What a way to not protect your identity AND make your sister look bad at the same time! |
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Post by Cavs for Mavs Mafia on Aug 25, 2009 20:23:21 GMT -5
Girl I hung out with the last two years of high school is a stripper now, her stripper name is her sister's name What a way to not protect your identity AND make your sister look bad at the same time! The strippers at the club in my town would advertise there High School class on the radio. |
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Post by Kash Flagg on Aug 25, 2009 20:24:00 GMT -5
I'm so glad I posted this now LOL.
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Post by willywonka666 on Aug 25, 2009 20:24:40 GMT -5
I love it! I used to frequent clubs a lot, when we had one locally, but it closed due to drugs.
What's the world coming to, when naked chicks dancing isn't enough to pull in the money?
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Post by spec on Aug 25, 2009 20:27:42 GMT -5
Ah strip clubs, where people actually PAY to get cockteased. A hot (usually) girl shaking her goodies and rubbing all over ya, all but saying "Here, aren't I sexy? And wouldn't you just looooove to screw me every which way till tuesday? Well guess what, it'll never happen AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now gimme some cash." I'm not opposed to them or anything, just that whole concept is pretty irksome when you think about it. I guess it's a testament to the power of sex. Or actually, no sex. You go in the bathroom and jack it, duh. Internet porn gets boring after a while. |
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Post by theryno665 on Aug 25, 2009 20:48:56 GMT -5
I've only been to a strip club two or three times. But you can definitely chalk me up as #1. Due to my relative non-existence to females, I automatically think that a stripper is interested in me, despite me waving money at her. My first time, I got a 2-for-1 private lap dance which the first half consisted of her chatting with me and getting to know each other. Afterwards, when she went on stage, she took my dollar bill, stuck it down my pants and fished it out with her teeth. I felt like I had achieved something somehow...until the friends I went with went back a few weeks later and said she did it to one of them too. Another time, I got a lap dance from a different stripper and struck up a conversation as well. She's also the reason that I keep my hair relatively shaggy as she entangled her fingers in them and rode me like a horsey.
Dammit, now I need to go to a strip club.
If I may, here's a different type to add to your list: The Giggler. One time I went, maybe my second or third, I was so happy that I could not stop laughing. Mind you, I rarely drink and never do drugs, so this euphoria was strictly due to seeing boobs. When one of the strippers took my dollar, she asked me "Why are you laughing?" To which I replied "I don't know"...while laughing.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Aug 25, 2009 20:51:13 GMT -5
There's a strip club just a few blocks from where I live, but I'm far too frightened to go in.  Plus, I have no money and I'm not sure if they accept food stamps. |
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