Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on Aug 27, 2009 14:41:15 GMT -5
Next time you see them, insult their home town. And call them hypocritical parasites.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Aug 27, 2009 15:15:32 GMT -5
What you really need to do is get a group of 4 other guys and bury any new friends that might come along. Now that's a heel.
Also throw in a "SHUTCHERMOUTH!" every now and then.
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Post by ambassadorphantomkrankor on Aug 27, 2009 16:01:30 GMT -5
So Saturday night I got too drunk and did some bad things. Shoved a friends wife, smashed their platter, kicked my wife out of the car on the side of the road. I picked my wife up and apologized, and we are good. But the friends that were there, I have been tired of them for awhile. What I did was not cool, but I took this opportunity to get them out of my life and just went complete heel on them. And then when a mutual friend got into it I really went heel on her. Insulted her, made jokes about the shove, just anything to be the biggest heel I could be. I am really enjoying it now. Its kind of cathartic. I can see why lots of wrestlers enjoy playing the heel more. And no lectures please, I know what I did was wrong. you were driving drunk? jack-ass, you should be humbled old country vay
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2009 16:05:02 GMT -5
I turned heel last year. I was tired of everyone walking all over me, so I started speaking my mind and people seem to like me less now. I even grew a beard and now wear only solid black t shirts. It's awesome. Welcome to the club.
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Post by a1TheEnigma1a on Aug 27, 2009 16:09:41 GMT -5
I have never had anything positive to say to people who act like that, nor do I have anything to add to this thread.
Why did I bother replying?!
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Post by Jay Carroll on Aug 27, 2009 16:12:08 GMT -5
I have never had anything positive to say to people who act like that, nor do I have anything to add to this thread. Why did I bother replying?! +1 for your post count? Oh, and after you insult their hometown, bring up any local sports rivalry they constantly lose in. That's heat in a can, my friend
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2009 16:15:40 GMT -5
I'm a natural face. I'm not a bad heel either, but it takes extreme circumstances to make me behave as one. I actually can get swerved reactions if I get particularly mad or do something douchebaggy because I'm usually quiet and nice and polite. The problem with me is that you know I'll always revert back to being a face. (sometimes in the middle of my blow up even)
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THE Baldy Kendrick
Dennis Stamp
may be an ursaring, may not.
I hear dem shoutin'.
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Post by THE Baldy Kendrick on Aug 27, 2009 16:37:58 GMT -5
So Saturday night I got too drunk and did some bad things. Shoved a friends wife, smashed their platter, kicked my wife out of the car on the side of the road. I picked my wife up and apologized, and we are good. But the friends that were there, I have been tired of them for awhile. What I did was not cool, but I took this opportunity to get them out of my life and just went complete heel on them. And then when a mutual friend got into it I really went heel on her. Insulted her, made jokes about the shove, just anything to be the biggest heel I could be. I am really enjoying it now. Its kind of cathartic. I can see why lots of wrestlers enjoy playing the heel more. And no lectures please, I know what I did was wrong. You got drunk, shoved a woman, DROVE drunk... and you don't want a lecture? Fine, I'm not gonna lecture. I'm gonna shoot. Getting drunk? Whatever. Hitting a woman? Dick move.
Kicking your wife out of your car? Whatever. Driving drunk and possibly killing someone? Dick move.Dropping your old friends? Whatever. Being too much of a wimp to tell them the real reason why? Dick move.Turning heel? Whatever. But that's the least of your problems.
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Post by Jimmy King on Aug 27, 2009 16:43:02 GMT -5
He COULD have killed someone, but he didn't...
Another one for the good guys...
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Post by odysseus on Aug 27, 2009 16:45:32 GMT -5
So Saturday night I got too drunk and did some bad things. Shoved a friends wife, smashed their platter, kicked my wife out of the car on the side of the road. I picked my wife up and apologized, and we are good. But the friends that were there, I have been tired of them for awhile. What I did was not cool, but I took this opportunity to get them out of my life and just went complete heel on them. And then when a mutual friend got into it I really went heel on her. Insulted her, made jokes about the shove, just anything to be the biggest heel I could be. I am really enjoying it now. Its kind of cathartic. I can see why lots of wrestlers enjoy playing the heel more. And no lectures please, I know what I did was wrong. Your wife is either cheating on you, or is about to cheat on you. Do you really think you're cool with your wife after you left her on the side of the road? If this was at night, you should really be worried if she was so forgiving. And I'm not entirely sure what's worse. The fact you pushed a supposed friend's wife? Or the fact that your friend didn't beat you down. And the driving home drunk thing. Wow, you really are a heel, cause I'd love to see you get your comeuppance.
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Post by Feyrhausen on Aug 27, 2009 17:44:27 GMT -5
Continued with it today. A kind of friend who is friends with the others sent me an email about it. I responded and told her to mind her own business and insulted her. She wrote back that I needed help. So I replied "No, Chris (the women I pushed) needed help. Help getting up!"
I crack me up.
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Aug 27, 2009 19:22:07 GMT -5
Continued with it today. A kind of friend who is friends with the others sent me an email about it. I responded and told her to mind her own business and insulted her. She wrote back that I needed help. So I replied "No, Chris (the women I pushed) needed help. Help getting up!" I crack me up. You know, as heelish as this all sounds, it is no where near the level of heelness that my buds and I used to do. And to those preaching about driving drunk, some of us do that sort of thing from time to time. There are many times I drove when I shouldn't have, but I'm still standing and I didn't wreck any shit. Not that I support such actions, but I'm not going to condemn them either. What you really need to do is get a group of 4 other guys and bury any new friends that might come along. Now that's a heel. Also throw in a "SHUTCHERMOUTH!" every now and then. And only one of you can wear a shirt ...
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 27, 2009 19:26:19 GMT -5
Does this make me Steamboat? I only go heel on people who are already horrible people, like dogfighters. (people who make dogs fight, not World War 2 aces)
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Post by bubbles on Aug 27, 2009 21:00:20 GMT -5
GTFO wifebeater
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Square
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Official Ambassador
Grand Poobah of Scavenger Hunts 2011
Square-Because he looks good at all the right angles.
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Post by Square on Aug 27, 2009 21:04:21 GMT -5
Welcome to the darkside we have brownies.
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Post by Mehe is F'n hardcore. on Aug 27, 2009 21:05:13 GMT -5
JR: BAH GAWD KING! HE JUST BROKE THAT PLATTER IN HALF! Cole: NO! NOT THIS WAY! Striker: Plattr is a restaurant menu term that refers to a sandwich or other main-dish entrée that is served on top of a basket of an accompanying foodstuff, usually french fries. Thinly sliced fried gold.
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Post by wrestlesmarks on Aug 27, 2009 21:12:07 GMT -5
In real life it's not referred to as being a "heel" its called being a dick head.
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Post by Reptar on Aug 27, 2009 21:52:15 GMT -5
Continued with it today. A kind of friend who is friends with the others sent me an email about it. I responded and told her to mind her own business and insulted her. She wrote back that I needed help. So I replied "No, Chris (the women I pushed) needed help. Help getting up!" I crack me up. It's not funny.
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Post by Thomas Powers of Paine on Aug 27, 2009 21:56:55 GMT -5
You should turn face again before you're forced to go ONE-ON-ONE WITH THA UNDATAKAH, HOLLA HOLLA!
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Tim
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Tim on Aug 27, 2009 21:58:23 GMT -5
Continued with it today. A kind of friend who is friends with the others sent me an email about it. I responded and told her to mind her own business and insulted her. She wrote back that I needed help. So I replied "No, Chris (the women I pushed) needed help. Help getting up!" I crack me up. It's not funny. I found it funny.
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