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Wade Wilson
Being Held Down by the Man and Several "Women"
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Post by Above Average on Apr 11, 2009 19:33:22 GMT -5
Fo shizzle?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2009 19:34:46 GMT -5
Fo Shizzle Dawg however Mister Venis did give me a job
I'm the booker for the Womens division now dawg
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2009 23:02:50 GMT -5
*Scene opens with New Jack with a Micophone running up to Carlito* You seen Buffer anywhere? Last I saw he was asking where the Windows were AWW DAMMIT *New Jack runs off* *Micheal Buffer sticks his head out of a Barrel* Is he gone? Yeah man he's gone Thank god How much do I owe you? Twenty Five bucks Twenty good? Nah man that's not cool Hehehe Whats so funny Mang? What you said There somethin' funny about the Way I talk Mang? No it's just what you said So it's funny cause I got an accent mang? Cause I talk different that's funny to you? No it's just what you said Oh so just because I'm not from here I'm funny to you huh? No that's not why you were funny So then how am I funny? Is it because of how I dress? Am I funny to you like a Clown? HAHA C'mon man be Cool Is that supposed to be a Joke? No man it's not like that YOUR MAKING FUN OF ME YOU LITTLE PUNK *Carlito grabs Buffer and lifts him off the ground* *Carlito is tapped on the Shoulder by New Jack* Whaddyu want? My announcer *Brandishes Shank* Woah Woah Woah man Be cool Hehehe What are you laughing about? What you just said What's funny about what I just said? You making fun of my accent? Just because I don't talk like you think it's funny? Mang I shou- NEED I REMIND YO ASS I GOT A SHANK? No No man you don't we cool? Get me a Drink and I'll think about it What do you want? They got any booze left? No there still out Gimme a Sprite then *Carlito hurries out as New Jack helps Buffer up* You ready to do the Announci-What's that Smell? I Peed.......... *New Jack suddenly drops Buffer who falls on his Ass* THAT'S JUST NASTY MAN HE AIN'T EVEN THAT SCARY I get scared easy........Plus I'm drunk How did you even get Booze on here? Page drank this place Dryer than an Orton promo I was drunk when I got on plus I found a Flask in the pool In the pool? Yeah.... Ho-Why-When......Never Mind I don't care *Carlito returns and gives New Jack a can* Heres your Seven up man *New Jack does a Long drawn out turn of the Head and smiles at the Camera as the Scene fades to black*
*We cut to the outside of the Bus and a Bloody Carlito comes flying out the Window*
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2009 12:13:26 GMT -5
bump
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2009 19:40:58 GMT -5
*Disco and The Cool Connection are shown at the Bar* So boys how should we Celebrate your Break up and Reuniting over the Space of a Week? SS:We should Drink RO:We should Smoke LL:WE SHOULD THROW SOMEONE OUT THE WINDOW We have a Winner The Girl knows how to Party RO:Can we still drink? Are you going to end up doing Human Trafficking for Morrison again? RO:................Maybe SS:I Still don't know why you did that RO:IT WAS A WEIRD NIGHT SS:BECAUSE WE WERE KIDNAPPING MALE WHORES FOR MORRISON LL:Where was I for this Again? SS:YOU WERE DOING WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING NOW BEING QUIET RO:WASN'T SHE ON SMACKDOWN? SS:I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE SHE WAS HERE NOW YOU EXPECT ME TO NOTICE SHE WASN'T THERE? Uhhh Guys? All:SHUT UP Geeeezzz I need a Drink BARTENDER *Chris Kanyon turns around* Gimme a Drink Shrimp Cocktail? Nah I hate shrimp WHO BETTA THEN SHRIMP COCKTAIL?!? MARGARITA THAT'S WHO NOW GIMMME ONE *Turns to Cool Connection* Y'all done yet? *Disco ducks a flying Whisky bottle* Guess that's a No *Turns back to Kanyon* That drink ready yet? *Kanyon hands Disco a Margarita* Don't s'pose there done yet *Disco turns just in Time to see Snuka and Ortiz brawling on the Floor as Lakisha comes flying off a table on top of both of them* Defeinite No Don't wanna get involved so I'll clear some chumps *Looks to his Left and sees a Drunken Eric Bischoff* No *Looks Behind him and see's Chavo slumped over a Bowl of Peanuts* Too Easy *Turns around and See's Jack Swagger drinking some Milk* Perfect
*Disco swaggers up To Swagger* Hey there Yeth? What? I thaid Yeth That's some Voice ya got there Whaddya drinking? Milk You afraid of Alcohol? No I have Math Now pleath go away Pussy *Disco walks over and Grabs Ortiz and Snuka by the hair and pulls them up Lin jumps on a Passing Mickie James* Right you two listen *Disco whispers something to Ortiz who then walks off* Now you *Disco whispers something to Snuka then points to Swagger Snuka nods and Disco sits down* *Snuka walks up to Swagger's table and sits down with a Drink* SS:Hey Yeth? SS:Wanna buy a Real Drink? Mineth fine thanks SS:My drink can make you Fly I find that hard to believe SS:Oh yeah? Look over there My partners selling to another guy over there *Swagger turns sees Ortiz walk up to an unidentified Figure he gives the Figure the Drink who swigs it then Jumps out the window and Flys next to the Bus for a While waves to Swagger then jumps right back in* How wath that even possible? SS:Drink up and Find out Twenty Bucks Deal *Swagger hands Snuka the Twenty then swigs the Drink and jumps out the Window he then Falls to the Road nad is quickly out of Sight except for his Screams* *Disco walks up Clapping*
Good Job
*He takes the Twenty from Snuka then hands it to the Figure* And heres your Fee Mr.Helms Thanks
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Post by The Tank on Apr 13, 2009 19:56:11 GMT -5
Damn, this thread has been dead for a few days, hasn't it?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2009 19:58:00 GMT -5
Uh-Huh
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Toates Madhackrviper
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Apr 14, 2009 18:34:47 GMT -5
So there was no elimination this episode?
Not my favorite ever TTS, hilarious as always, but not my favorite
BTW, I'm going to be at LEAST thirty minutes late tommorow. I work till 5 and it takes me about 30 to get home and then about 15 more to "settle", so make that 45
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2009 19:49:43 GMT -5
So there was no elimination this episode? Not my favorite ever TTS, hilarious as always, but not my favorite BTW, I'm going to be at LEAST thirty minutes late tommorow. I work till 5 and it takes me about 30 to get home and then about 15 more to "settle", so make that 45 Yeah there was Read it again Swagger jumps out
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2009 11:46:54 GMT -5
Bumped for todays show
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Post by The Tank on Apr 15, 2009 15:41:21 GMT -5
And the flood of new people comes............soon, hopefully.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2009 15:54:22 GMT -5
Right who's here?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2009 16:02:51 GMT -5
So nobody?
Great
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Marvelously Mediocre
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Beggin' for a little SWAGGAH!
Haha. What a story Mark.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Apr 15, 2009 16:09:19 GMT -5
i'm here i guess.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2009 16:11:11 GMT -5
HELLO AND WELCOME TO ILWF FOLKS
FROM NASHVILLE TENNESEE
LANCE CADE
FROM WASHINGTON
BRYAN DANIELSON
AND THIER OPPONENTS
REPRESENTING THE nWo JAPAN
SCOTT NORTON AND MASAHIRO CHONO
10 and 2
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Apr 15, 2009 16:11:43 GMT -5
Chono with a Yakuza Kick.
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Marvelously Mediocre
Fry's dog Seymour
Beggin' for a little SWAGGAH!
Haha. What a story Mark.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Apr 15, 2009 16:12:17 GMT -5
cade hits norton with a DDT.
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Apr 15, 2009 16:16:41 GMT -5
*A tumbleweed blows through*
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2009 16:17:13 GMT -5
f***
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Post by Legion on Apr 15, 2009 16:17:13 GMT -5
Chono with something Japanese
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