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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2009 16:50:31 GMT -5
Well, it's about time!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2009 16:51:46 GMT -5
When was he in ILWF?
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 15, 2009 16:58:19 GMT -5
I've seen some of those videos on that account elsewhere made by him, so more then likely.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 15, 2009 17:14:45 GMT -5
Evil M, I was going to tell you what type of match we were having at Gookermania, but then you had to attack me on Heatz.
So now you will have to wait until Gookermania.
On to new business, it seems that Evil M isn't the only psychopath running around here, Amigo, it sucks you lost your job, but you need to just calm the hell down, man.
Which is why this week, I have challenged you to a Dollar Store Hardcore Match, in which only items purchased at the dollar store may be used as weapons.
Because you love to go around hitting cheap shots on unsuspecting people, but there will be nothing cheap about my victory after I kick your ass.
And, Cut
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 15, 2009 17:45:21 GMT -5
Evil M, I was going to tell you what type of match we were having at Gookermania, but then you had to attack me on Heatz.
So now you will have to wait until Gookermania.
On to new business, it seems that Evil M isn't the only psychopath running around here, Amigo, it sucks you lost your job, but you need to just calm the hell down, man.
Which is why this week, I have challenged you to a Dollar Store Hardcore Match, in which only items purchased at the dollar store may be used as weapons.
Because you love to go around hitting cheap shots on unsuspecting people, but there will be nothing cheap about my victory after I kick your ass.
And, Cut *The promo is then revealed to be on a TV owned by Amigo, who then turns it off*
Don't you hate those people who think they know all about some subject that they in reality know nothing about? Yeah, this Jacob Myers guy is one of them. You see, he thinks he knows all about the sordid details of the commissioner affair, but what he knows is only bits and pieces, but of course, this does not stop him from stupidly running off his mouth on a subject he can not understand. And, also, don't you hate those people who think they can something better then somebody else because they saw a "How to do" guide, but in reality, they know nothing about it? Yeah, this is again this Jay Meekles jabroni. You see, he thinks he can go toe-to-toe with me in a hardcore match, just because, oh my god, he somebody with a chair once! ............... Uh, whatever your name is again, I've been in matches a whole lot worse then some gimmicked up name for a no count out match, OK? In my time overseas, I've seen fire, lightubes, explosions, alligators, glass, all sorts of stuff. So beating you in some glorified match is no problemo.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2009 18:07:51 GMT -5
OK, I'm almost ready to send the card out. Just two things.
1. TTS and Whitey, is your match this week a title match?
2. The General has issued another Hardcore Challenge. Any takers?
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Post by Big BosskMan on Sept 15, 2009 18:41:21 GMT -5
...The following video blog announcement was just posted to the WWCF Web site...
(camera slowly focuses on Pushkilla sitting in an empty gym his head down)
Well, it seems I have done the best I can here in the WWCF. Had some ups and downs and now this.
(picks up a legal size envelope and begins to open it. He lifts his head up slowly and winces)
This past week I had a match with Amigo that ended a lot quicker than I thought. We all saw it. A headbutt knocked me out cold.
Since then, I haven't been quite right. Got some dizziness and whatnot. So I went to my doc for a look. He asked me what happened and I told him.
Something didn't add up so he sent me for an x-ray. Come to find out, I have a slight fracture running from just above my orbital socket into my forehead sinus cavity.
(holds up x-ray into camera)
He came to the conclusion that head-to-head contact couldn't have done this kind of damage alone, that there had to be a little something extra involved. I went back and looked at the tape and even the announcers hinted at much.
So here I sit, under doctor's order to stay out of the ring for several weeks.
Amigo, missing time in the ring is not something I like one bit. They say that all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
(raises voice)
Well, no work and no pay makes Pushkilla one dangerous motherf***er.
Your little shortcut in our match is keeping me out of the ring and taking bread off my table. And with a baby girl on the way later this week, that missing money really pisses me off.
I tell you what, Mr. Crimson Head or Saguaro Cactus or whatever the hell you're calling yourself this week, you better be looking over your shoulders because when I am healed up, I am coming for you.
And you're gonna need all the amigos you can round up when that day comes.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 15, 2009 19:30:27 GMT -5
OK, I'm almost ready to send the card out. Just two things. 1. TTS and Whitey, is your match this week a title match? 2. The General has issued another Hardcore Challenge. Any takers? I think it's just a match for him to debut his new gimmick would be better to save the title for GM
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Post by Jay Carroll on Sept 15, 2009 19:43:48 GMT -5
OK, I'm almost ready to send the card out. Just two things. 1. TTS and Whitey, is your match this week a title match? 2. The General has issued another Hardcore Challenge. Any takers? I think it's just a match for him to debut his new gimmick would be better to save the title for GM Have you guys had the official blow-off match for the Montego Bay title? And I second the Angle-Benoit-Jericho booking of the match at GookerMania.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2009 19:59:48 GMT -5
I think it's just a match for him to debut his new gimmick would be better to save the title for GM Have you guys had the official blow-off match for the Montego Bay title? And I second the Angle-Benoit-Jericho booking of the match at GookerMania. Botch at the Beach was intended to be the official blowoff, I believe, based on what I had been told, as plans obviously changed when TTS left.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2009 20:06:35 GMT -5
Yeah sorry about that again
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2009 20:09:14 GMT -5
Yeah sorry about that again Eh, things happen. No biggie.
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Post by Cyno on Sept 15, 2009 22:53:44 GMT -5
The following was posted on the WWCF.com blogs
I don't have a title for this entry By M.O.P.
Good evening folks. YOUR Inter-Forum Champion, M.O.P., writing from my swank hotel room here in Wherever, USA. Mr. D-Day Dave, in an effort to make WWCF "reach out to the community" had me visit with sick children at a hospital today.
Visiting those kids brought a bittersweet smile to my face. I was glad to be able to be there for them, and the wide grins on their faces when they saw me walk in, championship belt on my shoulder, is something I won't forget. But while some of these kids will be lucky enough to survive whatever they have, others won't be. One of the kids I visited had terminal cancer. It's only a matter of "when" for him, and if he dies tomorrow, at least one of his final moments will be a cherished one instead of one of pain, anguish, or depression. It made me realize just how precious life can be.
Anyway, on to more business-related matters. I don't think the Brawler's going to mind me ruining the surprise a bit, but yours truly is going to be his guest on his interview segment, The Boiler Room. I have a pretty good idea of what to expect he'll ask, especially as a fellow member of Corporate. If I rib on you a bit, Aaron, just remember it's all in good fun. Well, for me anyway. I'm sure if Brawler does so it will be a lot less lighthearted.
Aaron's promising to reveal the Corporate Traitor, and might join Corporate if he loses at Gookermania. While "Corporate Detective Aaron Enigma" does have a certain ring to it, the list is only so large now. While I'm sure that your sleuthing skills are top notch, Aaron, by my count they won't be needed for very long after Gookermania. Unless that is, there is no Corporate traitor at all.
Don't think the possibility of this being one giant goose chase to tear Corporate apart from the inside didn't cross my mind. But if that was the goal, it hasn't done too good a job. Just by looking at the accomplishments of Corporate members lately, they're on a roll. And while I do feel distant to Corporate's affairs lately, I don't think any internal strife's cropped up that wasn't already there before this traitor stuff's come up.
So based on that, I do think there is a traitor within Corporate, and seeing the names left on that list, I'm surprised by a few people still under suspicion.
But ultimately, I couldn't care less about the Corporate Traitor right now. I'm more focused on my Gookermania opponent, who is facing off against former stablemate Evil M in a very brutal match on the next Niteraw. Colt, you and I have exchanged more than our fair share of words over the past few weeks, but I'd like to talk to your former friend for a second.
Evil M, I will be watching this match. Between the times the bells ring, you and Colt can do whatever the hell you want to each other. But I promise you this. If you so much as lay a single finger on Colt after either of you has their hand raised in victory, you can expect me to be there to stop it. While I have nothing against you personally, M, I want Colt at his absolute best at Gookermania. I'd rather lose this Inter-Forum Championship than take the easy way out. Because this is about proving who's the better man. And if I win because my opponent is a beaten, shriveled mess of his former self, then that's no victory at all.
I think that's all I have to say for now. I will be making a major announcement between now and Gookermania, but there'd be no fun in spoiling that, so you'll just have to wait and see what it is.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 15, 2009 23:06:46 GMT -5
...The following video blog announcement was just posted to the WWCF Web site... (camera slowly focuses on Pushkilla sitting in an empty gym his head down) Well, it seems I have done the best I can here in the WWCF. Had some ups and downs and now this.(picks up a legal size envelope and begins to open it. He lifts his head up slowly and winces) This past week I had a match with Amigo that ended a lot quicker than I thought. We all saw it. A headbutt knocked me out cold.
Since then, I haven't been quite right. Got some dizziness and whatnot. So I went to my doc for a look. He asked me what happened and I told him.
Something didn't add up so he sent me for an x-ray. Come to find out, I have a slight fracture running from just above my orbital socket into my forehead sinus cavity.
(holds up x-ray into camera)
He came to the conclusion that head-to-head contact couldn't have done this kind of damage alone, that there had to be a little something extra involved. I went back and looked at the tape and even the announcers hinted at much.
So here I sit, under doctor's order to stay out of the ring for several weeks.
Amigo, missing time in the ring is not something I like one bit. They say that all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
(raises voice)
Well, no work and no pay makes Pushkilla one dangerous motherf***er.
Your little shortcut in our match is keeping me out of the ring and taking bread off my table. And with a baby girl on the way later this week, that missing money really pisses me off.
I tell you what, Mr. Crimson Head or Saguaro Cactus or whatever the hell you're calling yourself this week, you better be looking over your shoulders because when I am healed up, I am coming for you.
And you're gonna need all the amigos you can round up when that day comes.
*Amigo is at Lake Unknown, jogging around the lake and carrying two full kegs of beer on his shoulders when a intern runs up to him*Intern: *Pants* Mr. Amigo, I've found a message from one of your enemies towards you! *Amigo drops the kegs onto the ground, which causes a audible crash. he then takes the letter form the Intern, reads it, and crumples it up, and throws it away*
Oh, boo-freakdity-hoo, so some guy whose ass I kicked and who I put on the shelf is miffed that his puny skull is too soft to take one freakin' headbutt, and to try to assure himself that he isn't a pansy by throwing out a accusation that I loaded it with something. Listen, pal, I K.O.'d you just like that, I'm about as intimated by you by a popcorn vendor or this Intern. You want to come back with a agenda? Well, bring some amateur headgear next time. It suits you anyways. Now, if you will excuse me, I have to go to the bar, and build stamina....... by doing the polka with the barmaids there.
*Grabs the kegs, puts them on his shoulders, and jogs off into the town*Let's see who gets where I got that from.
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Post by skiller on Sept 15, 2009 23:38:36 GMT -5
Fred G. Neric - I'm here in sunny WCW Special Forces with one ahlf of the WWCF Tag Team Champions, the Technical Professional, Starshine.
Camera pans over showing Starshine in a very loud, Hawaiian style button up and his aviators.
Fred G. Neric - Starshine, in two weeks you have a big, and potentially brutal I Quit match with your former partner and co-tag team champion Square. But with recent news that your tag team titles will be on the line just one week prior to Gookermania, I wanted to ask you how you were preparing for this heavy schedule?
Starshine - Jerry Fish-
Fred G. Neric - -It's Fred-
Starshine - Jerry, I would be an idiot to take the next two weeks lightly. I have almost everything on the line in both matches, I can't afford to lose. You see I'm not called the Technical Professional just because the name pushes merchandise. No, I'm called that because I'm one of the most technically skilled, one of the most professional people backstage in the WWCF. This pressure, it just helps to drive me. I mean, let's be honest, I'm good. No wait, I'm better. I'm ready for both matches. I'm not letting the weight of my challenges hold me back. I can't afford it.
I've been here one year Jerry. One year. I've come a long way, a two time WWCF Tag Team champion. What that means is I've grown a lot since we opened business. What that also means is, that I've had opportunity learn a few tricks and perfect my craft. So I say to you Koda, Legion, and you too Square. Don't think just because you've got nothing to lose, that I still won't walk away with everything in my hands.
Thanks Jerry.
Fred G. Neric - IT'S FRED! FRED G. NERIC!
Starshine - Don't tell me your problems.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Sept 16, 2009 0:37:31 GMT -5
The following was posted on the WWCF.com blogs I don't have a title for this entry By M.O.P.
Good evening folks. YOUR Inter-Forum Champion, M.O.P., writing from my swank hotel room here in Wherever, USA. Mr. D-Day Dave, in an effort to make WWCF "reach out to the community" had me visit with sick children at a hospital today.
Visiting those kids brought a bittersweet smile to my face. I was glad to be able to be there for them, and the wide grins on their faces when they saw me walk in, championship belt on my shoulder, is something I won't forget. But while some of these kids will be lucky enough to survive whatever they have, others won't be. One of the kids I visited had terminal cancer. It's only a matter of "when" for him, and if he dies tomorrow, at least one of his final moments will be a cherished one instead of one of pain, anguish, or depression. It made me realize just how precious life can be.
Anyway, on to more business-related matters. I don't think the Brawler's going to mind me ruining the surprise a bit, but yours truly is going to be his guest on his interview segment, The Boiler Room. I have a pretty good idea of what to expect he'll ask, especially as a fellow member of Corporate. If I rib on you a bit, Aaron, just remember it's all in good fun. Well, for me anyway. I'm sure if Brawler does so it will be a lot less lighthearted.
Aaron's promising to reveal the Corporate Traitor, and might join Corporate if he loses at Gookermania. While "Corporate Detective Aaron Enigma" does have a certain ring to it, the list is only so large now. While I'm sure that your sleuthing skills are top notch, Aaron, by my count they won't be needed for very long after Gookermania. Unless that is, there is no Corporate traitor at all.
Don't think the possibility of this being one giant goose chase to tear Corporate apart from the inside didn't cross my mind. But if that was the goal, it hasn't done too good a job. Just by looking at the accomplishments of Corporate members lately, they're on a roll. And while I do feel distant to Corporate's affairs lately, I don't think any internal strife's cropped up that wasn't already there before this traitor stuff's come up.
So based on that, I do think there is a traitor within Corporate, and seeing the names left on that list, I'm surprised by a few people still under suspicion.
But ultimately, I couldn't care less about the Corporate Traitor right now. I'm more focused on my Gookermania opponent, who is facing off against former stablemate Evil M in a very brutal match on the next Niteraw. Colt, you and I have exchanged more than our fair share of words over the past few weeks, but I'd like to talk to your former friend for a second.
Evil M, I will be watching this match. Between the times the bells ring, you and Colt can do whatever the hell you want to each other. But I promise you this. If you so much as lay a single finger on Colt after either of you has their hand raised in victory, you can expect me to be there to stop it. While I have nothing against you personally, M, I want Colt at his absolute best at Gookermania. I'd rather lose this Inter-Forum Championship than take the easy way out. Because this is about proving who's the better man. And if I win because my opponent is a beaten, shriveled mess of his former self, then that's no victory at all.
I think that's all I have to say for now. I will be making a major announcement between now and Gookermania, but there'd be no fun in spoiling that, so you'll just have to wait and see what it is.*Aaron sits back from his screen. Thinking to himself, he speaks.* You know I do have a few things to agree with M.O.P. on. I guess first and foremost, is honestly, Corporate Detective Aaron Enigma DOES sound good. However if Corporate wasn't so corrupt I'd be more willing to keep entertaining the thought of joining in my head. However as it stands now, it won't happen. I am going to beat whichever opponent Brawler picks for me next Monday, and then I am going to beat him at Gookermania. After that, I will have all the information I need, and the traitor will be revealed soon after.
Now, to recap everyone on what's happened as far as the investigation. I have already proved that Tyfo, Starshine, M.O.P, and I am about to reveal another one right now. I have proven that...Littlenaitch is not the Corporate traitor. I bet that will throw a few people off. I mean he hasn't really agreed with being in Corporate since its inception. However he isn't a traitor to the company.
Now, onto next week. I don't know who my opponent is and frankly I don't care. I do have a warning for you though, whoever you may be. I'm on a mission to end Corporate. I will do it by any means necessary. Even if I have to go through you, I will earn my rightful title as a detective by exposing the traitor. It's nothing personal though...well actually it is. I lied, I have an extreme emotional attachment, which is what I shouldn't do on any case. However in this case, I can make an exception. You see, I work better under extremes, and right now, I have a feeling of extreme rage. However as you may notice, I'm fairly calm right now. This is because you have yet to look behind me.*The camera pans out to show half of Aaron's study completely destroyed, and a bit of it on fire* Honestly, I don't know where the fire came from. And before you start to wonder, I did not destroy any files, just the rest of the stuff. You see, I've found breaking a bookshelf is an adequate target to take out any aggression I may have.
This is a concept Brawler does not understand. He keeps his heart on his sleeve and let's emotion control him. Speaking of Brawler though, I Haven't seen him since Monday, I wonder if he is off nursing his wounds he received thanks to me and his own stupidity. I mean seriously, he slammed me onto the ramp but he hit a chair on the way down. Who honestly took more damage? I believe it was him. My injuries will heal, while he may have broken a rib. Not that it matters to me. Honor has no place in a war.
I would like to announce that by Monday I will be doing my best to have another suspect knocked off the list. That will leave me with 3 suspects. After Gookermania, I'll try to discover the traitor as soon as possible. Of course, in the event that I do lose due to some unforseen "circumstance" aka. Corporate interference, joining Corporate honestly wouldn't be the worst. First off, it'd be a lot easier to get information. Second off, at least I'd get to hang out with M.O.P., who seems to be one of the only people in the federation I can trust at this point.
Anyways, I'm rambing. I'm going to get back to work, and of course I will be checking in throughout the week. Who knows, maybe I'll find time to have another segment of The Study of the Enigma. Either way, I need to get back to work. Catch ya later WWCF universe
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Post by littlenaitch on Sept 16, 2009 2:06:47 GMT -5
Can the pushkilla/amigo feud turn into a very heated rivalry like the likes of Naitch/Drakin?
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Post by littlenaitch on Sept 16, 2009 2:42:02 GMT -5
Ok people, this HAS to be the official theme for GookerMania 2
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 16, 2009 17:14:10 GMT -5
Evil M, I was going to tell you what type of match we were having at Gookermania, but then you had to attack me on Heatz.
So now you will have to wait until Gookermania.
On to new business, it seems that Evil M isn't the only psychopath running around here, Amigo, it sucks you lost your job, but you need to just calm the hell down, man.
Which is why this week, I have challenged you to a Dollar Store Hardcore Match, in which only items purchased at the dollar store may be used as weapons.
Because you love to go around hitting cheap shots on unsuspecting people, but there will be nothing cheap about my victory after I kick your ass.
And, Cut *The promo is then revealed to be on a TV owned by Amigo, who then turns it off*
Don't you hate those people who think they know all about some subject that they in reality know nothing about? Yeah, this Jacob Myers guy is one of them. You see, he thinks he knows all about the sordid details of the commissioner affair, but what he knows is only bits and pieces, but of course, this does not stop him from stupidly running off his mouth on a subject he can not understand. And, also, don't you hate those people who think they can something better then somebody else because they saw a "How to do" guide, but in reality, they know nothing about it? Yeah, this is again this Jay Meekles jabroni. You see, he thinks he can go toe-to-toe with me in a hardcore match, just because, oh my god, he somebody with a chair once! ............... Uh, whatever your name is again, I've been in matches a whole lot worse then some gimmicked up name for a no count out match, OK? In my time overseas, I've seen fire, lightubes, explosions, alligators, glass, all sorts of stuff. So beating you in some glorified match is no problemo. *laughs*
Oh, how witty, how droll, calling me by the wrong name, you know full well my name is Jedidiah Mitchell, I mean, Jennifer Marshall, I mean . . .Jonathan pulls out his driver's license. Jon..a...than...Mi....chaels, Yeah, Jonathan Michaels, that's it.
You're just pathetic, Amigo, thinking I'm even remotely scared of you, This week on Heatz, I'm going to destroy you and end your little reign of terror.
And, Cut
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 16, 2009 21:09:51 GMT -5
*The promo is then revealed to be on a TV owned by Amigo, who then turns it off*
Don't you hate those people who think they know all about some subject that they in reality know nothing about? Yeah, this Jacob Myers guy is one of them. You see, he thinks he knows all about the sordid details of the commissioner affair, but what he knows is only bits and pieces, but of course, this does not stop him from stupidly running off his mouth on a subject he can not understand. And, also, don't you hate those people who think they can something better then somebody else because they saw a "How to do" guide, but in reality, they know nothing about it? Yeah, this is again this Jay Meekles jabroni. You see, he thinks he can go toe-to-toe with me in a hardcore match, just because, oh my god, he somebody with a chair once! ............... Uh, whatever your name is again, I've been in matches a whole lot worse then some gimmicked up name for a no count out match, OK? In my time overseas, I've seen fire, lightubes, explosions, alligators, glass, all sorts of stuff. So beating you in some glorified match is no problemo. *laughs*
Oh, how witty, how droll, calling me by the wrong name, you know full well my name is Jedidiah Mitchell, I mean, Jennifer Marshall, I mean . . .Jonathan pulls out his driver's license. Jon..a...than...Mi....chaels, Yeah, Jonathan Michaels, that's it.
You're just pathetic, Amigo, thinking I'm even remotely scared of you, This week on Heatz, I'm going to destroy you and end your little reign of terror.
And, Cut .............. What the Hell are you doing here in my locker room?
*JM tries to say something, but Amigo bounds over, and grabs him by the collar and shirt, turns him over, and boots him in the ass out of the room*
And stay out, you stupid little....
*Is cut off with the door closing and locking*
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