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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2009 22:22:03 GMT -5
Well I guess there's always next year, but now I must focus on the present. As you all know I created something called the hardcore challenge. I challenge anyone to this match next week, but like I said before you must put something on the line and I put my pet monkey on the line. Whoever is the first man the challenge me will be my opponent on the next Niteraw. Who dare wants to challenge me? Come Tinker!*Tinker the monkey jumps on the General shoulders as he walks away* I accept! I put my allegiance on the line for your monkey. If I lose, I will be your servent until Gookermania
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2009 22:27:41 GMT -5
Here's what we've got so far. If I missed anything, please let me know.
Heatz!!1
Amigo V. KCB
NiteRaw
Hadrcore Challenge; Allegiance V. Monkey Match: Cageking V. The General of the Monkey Army
WWCF World Tag Team Championship: Two Guys Who Seriously Rock [c] V. The Deadly and The Sinful
WWCF Inter-Forum Championship: Above Average [c] V. M.O.P.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 31, 2009 22:34:56 GMT -5
*"Unicron Medley" plays and out comes Seth Drakin, who is holding the Championship of Honor. He is flanked by Noman, Mr. E, and U.N. Owen. He enters the ring and is none too happy with what happened at Rumble In The Jungle.*
Seth: I'm sure you all enjoyed the travesty that happened at Rumble In The Jungle.
*The crowd cheers.*
Seth: Oh, enjoy it now....but know this. It took every damn person in that locker room, a corrupt owner, and a jealous ex-champion for me to not be standing here as the world champion. Last night, I beat Jazzman at his own game....not being honorable. I defeated Jazzman and became the first two time Champion of Honor. The match and night should have been over there.
But oh no, here comes a corrupt owner....who I guess wasnt happy that I took the title away from one of his boys....so he makes a second match, because apparantly I only won the Honor Title. And if I did not agree to this match, he threatened physical harm to come from me. That is not becoming of an owner and I am sure the people who are on your ass are going to love to hear that.
To every member of that locker room, I don't know what Dave did to be able to coax you from blocking every exit, but it disappoints me deeply that you would stoop so low because I was smarter than all of you.
Next, I want to speak with Jazzman. Now, I would love to get my rematch clause at the World Title. I said I would, because apparently the Rumble winner Above Average went to the owner and commisioner and whined until he got what he wanted. I was told that I cannot use my rematch clause for this month until after Above Average gets his title shot at Gookermania 2. So be thankful Jazzman that AA wants to face you instead of me. Because we know what happened last time me and him were opponents.
*The Craptron shows Seth Drakin hitting Above Average with the Tale's End and eliminating him in the Battlebowl at Smurf The World.*
Seth: Yes, but enough with that.
That finally leaves me with Little Naitch. A jealous World Champion who went so far as to knock U.N. Owen out, get the same attire from some tailor, and pose as him until he decided to take out Mr. E.
Little Naitch, I warned you about the consequences that would happen if you got in my business again. I told you that if you got in my business again.....I would make sure that I will make sure your career dies.
So ex-champ, I'm calling your ass out right now!!! I am saying this because I have a proposal for you.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 31, 2009 23:13:02 GMT -5
*"Unicron Medley" plays and out comes Seth Drakin, who is holding the Championship of Honor. He is flanked by Noman, Mr. E, and U.N. Owen. He enters the ring and is none too happy with what happened at Rumble In The Jungle.* Seth: I'm sure you all enjoyed the travesty that happened at Rumble In The Jungle.*The crowd cheers.* Seth: Oh, enjoy it now....but know this. It took every damn person in that locker room, a corrupt owner, and a jealous ex-champion for me to not be standing here as the world champion. Last night, I beat Jazzman at his own game....not being honorable. I defeated Jazzman and became the first two time Champion of Honor. The match and night should have been over there.
But oh no, here comes a corrupt owner....who I guess wasnt happy that I took the title away from one of his boys....so he makes a second match, because apparantly I only won the Honor Title. And if I did not agree to this match, he threatened physical harm to come from me. That is not becoming of an owner and I am sure the people who are on your ass are going to love to hear that.
To every member of that locker room, I don't know what Dave did to be able to coax you from blocking every exit, but it disappoints me deeply that you would stoop so low because I was smarter than all of you.
Next, I want to speak with Jazzman. Now, I would love to get my rematch clause at the World Title. I said I would, because apparently the Rumble winner Above Average went to the owner and commisioner and whined until he got what he wanted. I was told that I cannot use my rematch clause for this month until after Above Average gets his title shot at Gookermania 2. So be thankful Jazzman that AA wants to face you instead of me. Because we know what happened last time me and him were opponents.*The Craptron shows Seth Drakin hitting Above Average with the Tale's End and eliminating him in the Battlebowl at Smurf The World.* Seth: Yes, but enough with that.
That finally leaves me with Little Naitch. A jealous World Champion who went so far as to knock U.N. Owen out, get the same attire from some tailor, and pose as him until he decided to take out Mr. E.
Little Naitch, I warned you about the consequences that would happen if you got in my business again. I told you that if you got in my business again.....I would make sure that I will make sure your career dies.
So ex-champ, I'm calling your ass out right now!!! I am saying this because I have a proposal for you. *Amigo unexpectedly walks out, while Seth, annoyed, mouths "What do you want?"*
Hi Seth, Littlenaitch is coming soon, but while he gets here, I've conducted a poem about your loss.
*ahem*
"Ha ha ha ha ha, you lost your title! Ho ho ho ho ho, because you suck ! He he he he he he, and you are really pissed off! Hrm hrm hrm hrm hrm, too bad for you!"
Thank you.
*Leaves*Sorry, had to do it.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 31, 2009 23:19:01 GMT -5
*"Unicron Medley" plays and out comes Seth Drakin, who is holding the Championship of Honor. He is flanked by Noman, Mr. E, and U.N. Owen. He enters the ring and is none too happy with what happened at Rumble In The Jungle.* Seth: I'm sure you all enjoyed the travesty that happened at Rumble In The Jungle.*The crowd cheers.* Seth: Oh, enjoy it now....but know this. It took every damn person in that locker room, a corrupt owner, and a jealous ex-champion for me to not be standing here as the world champion. Last night, I beat Jazzman at his own game....not being honorable. I defeated Jazzman and became the first two time Champion of Honor. The match and night should have been over there.
But oh no, here comes a corrupt owner....who I guess wasnt happy that I took the title away from one of his boys....so he makes a second match, because apparantly I only won the Honor Title. And if I did not agree to this match, he threatened physical harm to come from me. That is not becoming of an owner and I am sure the people who are on your ass are going to love to hear that.
To every member of that locker room, I don't know what Dave did to be able to coax you from blocking every exit, but it disappoints me deeply that you would stoop so low because I was smarter than all of you.
Next, I want to speak with Jazzman. Now, I would love to get my rematch clause at the World Title. I said I would, because apparently the Rumble winner Above Average went to the owner and commisioner and whined until he got what he wanted. I was told that I cannot use my rematch clause for this month until after Above Average gets his title shot at Gookermania 2. So be thankful Jazzman that AA wants to face you instead of me. Because we know what happened last time me and him were opponents.*The Craptron shows Seth Drakin hitting Above Average with the Tale's End and eliminating him in the Battlebowl at Smurf The World.* Seth: Yes, but enough with that.
That finally leaves me with Little Naitch. A jealous World Champion who went so far as to knock U.N. Owen out, get the same attire from some tailor, and pose as him until he decided to take out Mr. E.
Little Naitch, I warned you about the consequences that would happen if you got in my business again. I told you that if you got in my business again.....I would make sure that I will make sure your career dies.
So ex-champ, I'm calling your ass out right now!!! I am saying this because I have a proposal for you. *Amigo unexpectedly walks out, while Seth, annoyed, mouths "What do you want?"*
Hi Seth, Littlenaitch is coming soon, but while he gets here, I've conducted a poem about your loss.
*ahem*
"Ha ha ha ha ha, you lost your title! Ho ho ho ho ho, because you suck ! He he he he he he, and you are really pissed off! Hrm hrm hrm hrm hrm, too bad for you!"
Thank you.
*Leaves*Sorry, had to do it. Seth: Well, now that Shel Silverstein is out of the way.....I want Little Naitch out here.
Little Naitch, if you don't come out here and face me....I will go on a personal crusade on your family to find your sorry hide. Get out here, or do you just like to hide behind masks.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 31, 2009 23:20:41 GMT -5
*Amigo unexpectedly walks out, while Seth, annoyed, mouths "What do you want?"*
Hi Seth, Littlenaitch is coming soon, but while he gets here, I've conducted a poem about your loss.
*ahem*
"Ha ha ha ha ha, you lost your title! Ho ho ho ho ho, because you suck ! He he he he he he, and you are really pissed off! Hrm hrm hrm hrm hrm, too bad for you!"
Thank you.
*Leaves*Sorry, had to do it. Seth: Well, now that Shel Silverstein is out of the way.....I want Little Naitch out here.
.Thank you for acknowledging that and popping off a good line. Now, I'll leave for you and Naitch.
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Post by Cyno on Aug 31, 2009 23:25:14 GMT -5
*M.O.P. watches Seth's promo from backstage. He stares directly into the camera, conveniently also backstage*
I don't think I'd ever say this, but Seth, you and I actually agree on something. And that is Above Average's undeserved spot where he is. He didn't earn either his Inter-Forum title win, taking advantage of his so-called friendship with Aaron Enigma and catching him completely off-guard.
Now, what Aaron did was ballsy: risking his spot in The Story. And it didn't pay off. It happens. We win some. We lose some. But being the one to sign your own supposed partner's eviction notice? That's low, Double A.
But that's why I requested a rematch at next week's Niteraw. You see, Double A, I have two goals in mind. They say the road to victory is paved with hardships. That and that Inter-Forum title around your waist is weighing you down. It's keeping you grounded while you should be soaring, don't you think? So allow me to relieve you of that weight.
But no, my friend. Being the next Inter-Forum Champion is only first on the list. The second is something I was unable to prove at the Rumble in that match. Something that a triple threat simply doesn't allow anyone to feasibly prove, especially not you.
Next Monday, Double A, I'll prove that I'm twice the man you are! That I have more honor, honesty, integrity, and dignity than you ever will! And that I'm simply BETTER than you!
You may be going to Gookermania as the Number One Contender. But at Niteraw, I begin my destiny as the next Torchbearer of the WWCF!
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Post by thesam07 on Sept 1, 2009 0:27:59 GMT -5
Woah woah woah Aaron. Who gave you permission to have a few days off? Just in case you were wondering, this is still my company. I didn't give you permission so you are still working.
As for Boiler Room Brawler, he doesn't have to answer to you. He doesn't have to answer to anyone. But just in case you want to know, there is NO Mole in WWCF or in Corporate. You are delusional Aaron. But just in case you want to make a big stink out of roses. I'm making a match next week on Niteraw. It will be Aaron Enigma versus Cthulu and Starshine in a handicap match. And if you don't like it, too bad. MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA! *Pokes his head in from off screen. Quietly reminds Sam that they're both already booked on the next show. Turns to the camera and gives a thumbs up while he slides off screen again.* Then how about....Tyfo and Boiler Room Brawler instead? Yeah.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 1, 2009 1:37:09 GMT -5
*Pokes his head in from off screen. Quietly reminds Sam that they're both already booked on the next show. Turns to the camera and gives a thumbs up while he slides off screen again.* Then how about....Tyfo and Boiler Room Brawler instead? Yeah. *From the Boiler Room*
*Boiler Room Brawler is sitting with reading glasses (but still in ring gear), reading WWCF Magazine*
*He perks up on hearing The Sam's booking decision*
What's this?
Another crack at Aaron Enigma?
*BRB throws the WWCF Magazine into the furnace*
Tyfo, you fought valiantly at the Guerilla Rumble, and now we get to valiantly beat the snot out of Aaron Enigma.
Sam, I gotta hand it to ya; not many people get to say that they like their boss, but I do!
I am totally in![/color]
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Post by littlenaitch on Sept 1, 2009 3:04:07 GMT -5
We see Littlenaitch sitting in the basement of the arena laughing over what he did to Seth earlier.
Littlenaitch: Hey Seth, can't handle a little paybacK? Let me remind you Seth, that I did not touch you tonight as all I did was stop one of your cronies from interfering. Let me tell you something right now Seth, I am not scared of you or your idle threats. We are even as far as putting the other on the shelf. I am back at one hundred percent and am ready to kick the crap out you!! So Drakin, I have come out of this so called hiding that you said I was in, so what do you want?
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Sept 1, 2009 4:53:43 GMT -5
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Post by Topher is Human on Sept 1, 2009 6:00:29 GMT -5
Fred G. Neric: Fred Neric here with a man, who despite losing in the Guerrilla Rumble match picked up quite possibly the biggest win of his career, the Phantom of the Opera Match against his long time rival, Cthulhu. Here he is, King Colt
*King Colt appears without his trademark mask, and a smile on his beaten face*
Fred, me and Cthulhu have waged war more times than anyone here can count. Quite possibly the most storied rivalry in this industries history. It started when this company was still an infant with The Stable Wars. The Story vs NWC, then when Cthulhu attempted to be his own man I still stood in his was, then he joined Corporate, became a rocker and I was still there, right in his face. We even took this fued to the ranks of Tag Team Competition and fueded over the Tag Team Titles.
However, it was right after that things got alot worse. Instead of trying to beat me by being the better man, he cheated and took advantage whenever possible. Then he tried to cause trouble between me and my partner and used that as an excuse to lay down a viscious beating. It was then I knew I had to stop him. It was then I knew I had to show him a hell the likes of which he has never seen.
And I took him down to hell with me, and I was the only one who was able to walk out.
*Colt picks up a Phantom Mask replica*
This mask has been tormenting me for almost a year now... I can't quite explain it but it has this strange overwhelming feeling about it, almost like it can control you. And now, I've passed this curse on Cthulhu. He has chosen to embrace it. I can respect that, but when it's all said and done he is simply a broken man.
So Cthulhu, enjoy that mask. After looking at what I've done to you, you'll need it.
Also in the PPV, you're longtime friend and ally Aaron Enigma dispanded from The Story, any thoughts?
Aaron is still my friend and still my ally, I respect his decision. I don't agree with it, I don't like it, but I respect what he wants to do. I can only wish him the best, and if you need a hand you know where to find me.
And what are you thoughts on Above Average winning the Rumble? Eliminating you in the process?
Above Average... he is what his name says he is.
Is that all you have to say?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 1, 2009 6:39:35 GMT -5
We see Littlenaitch sitting in the basement of the arena laughing over what he did to Seth earlier.
Littlenaitch: Hey Seth, can't handle a little paybacK? Let me remind you Seth, that I did not touch you tonight as all I did was stop one of your cronies from interfering. Let me tell you something right now Seth, I am not scared of you or your idle threats. We are even as far as putting the other on the shelf. I am back at one hundred percent and am ready to kick the crap out you!! So Drakin, I have come out of this so called hiding that you said I was in, so what do you want? Seth: What I want is.....a match at Gookermania. What I want.....is to end your pathetic career. At Gookermania, I want you to fight me and when you lose, I want you to retire. I want you gone!!! You interfered in my affairs when I tried to get you a clean slate. You spit on my hospitality. You spit on my ideas of mercy and redemption. So what is it going to take to get you to accept this match???
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Post by General Adam on Sept 1, 2009 8:11:59 GMT -5
Well I guess there's always next year, but now I must focus on the present. As you all know I created something called the hardcore challenge. I challenge anyone to this match next week, but like I said before you must put something on the line and I put my pet monkey on the line. Whoever is the first man the challenge me will be my opponent on the next Niteraw. Who dare wants to challenge me? Come Tinker!*Tinker the monkey jumps on the General shoulders as he walks away* I accept! I put my allegiance on the line for your monkey. If I lose, I will be your servent until Gookermania Excellent. I cannot wait until Niteraw where I make you my monkey servent.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 1, 2009 9:27:47 GMT -5
He he, who would have thought that Seth Drakin and Noman would be Colonel Sanders and Black Cat?
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 1, 2009 10:09:40 GMT -5
*the Phat One and his new valet Lexxie are shown backstage*
So Aarron has been put in a handicap match? Well, I can't let that ride. So i will be his tag team partner on Monday night, and if Sam don't like it he can kiss my ass.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 1, 2009 12:33:38 GMT -5
He he, who would have thought that Seth Drakin and Noman would be Colonel Sanders and Black Cat? Hey....Black Cat is very attractive.
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Post by Cyno on Sept 1, 2009 15:30:59 GMT -5
Kinda looks like a cross between Black Cat and Spider-Woman/Arachne (Julia Carpenter). Or Mary Jane cosplaying as Black Cat.
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Post by Jay Carroll on Sept 1, 2009 15:31:18 GMT -5
Here's what we've got so far. If I missed anything, please let me know. Heatz!!1 Amigo V. KCB NiteRaw Hadrcore Challenge; Allegiance V. Monkey Match: Cageking V. The General of the Monkey Army WWCF World Tag Team Championship: Two Guys Who Seriously Rock [c] V. The Deadly and The Sinful WWCF Inter-Forum Championship: Above Average [c] V. M.O.P. Promo for me on Heetz!!1 please?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 1, 2009 15:34:44 GMT -5
Kinda looks like a cross between Black Cat and Spider-Woman/Arachne (Julia Carpenter). Or Mary Jane cosplaying as Black Cat. And they are all hot.
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