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Post by amsiraK on Sept 4, 2005 10:14:26 GMT -5
"...versus La Resistance, for the World Heavyweight Championship!" Ah, Randy Orton. Your criminey jeeze ups are legendary. You could hear the forehead slaps from the back on that one.
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Post by Mark4HBK on Sept 4, 2005 10:19:12 GMT -5
O how could I forget, Classic Kane (V.2, still with the mask, but new suit) sucking up to Hulk Hogan, ripping off all his catchphrases and mannerisms screaming "what you gonna do when these 24 inch pythons and all my Kanenites run wild on you?" and ran off, all the while Edge and Hogan have this weird (kind of funny, kind of scared for their life) look on their faces. Actually, it was Hogan and the Rock. I remember it well, because, while Kane was still speaking, Rock looked straight at the camera, raised an eyebrow and mouthed the word, "Kanenites?!?" with a WTF-look on his face. Priceless.
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Post by Papa shango on Sept 4, 2005 10:34:35 GMT -5
almost anything booker t and goldust did together was hilarious.
and booker t back when he first came to wwf, and he was just supposed to be dumb. his shampoo commercials, his promo at wm x8, when austin chased him through the supermarket and through church. pure gold.
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Post by Clothesline From Hell on Sept 4, 2005 11:11:05 GMT -5
Sid: "Everybody knows you're half the man that I am and everybody knows I have half the brain that you do!"
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Post by crestview65723 on Sept 4, 2005 11:12:43 GMT -5
I'm sure I'm the only person on Earth who actually remembers this moment:
A few years back on Smackdown, Austin was feuding with the Radicalz, who had come up with some type of wicked plan to ambush him during his match with Eddie Guerrero later in the night. The 4 of them were sitting backstage, laughing wickedly about their evil plan. And then some type of caterer/chef/staffperson came up to them and asked them if they wanted anything to eat. The Radicalz decided to order meatballs. And after making their order, Benoit said: "As soon as the meatballs arrive, the next phase of our plan will begin." As if eating meatballs was somehow part of their evil plan to take down Austin!. That had me rolling on the floor laughing.
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Post by Lancers on Sept 4, 2005 11:15:12 GMT -5
I'm sure I'm the only person on Earth who actually remembers this moment: A few years back on Smackdown, Austin was feuding with the Radicalz, who had come up with some type of wicked plan to ambush him during his match with Eddie Guerrero later in the night. The 4 of them were sitting backstage, laughing wickedly about their evil plan. And then some type of caterer/chef/staffperson came up to them and asked them if they wanted anything to eat. The Radicalz decided to order meatballs. And after making their order, Benoit said: "As soon as the meatballs arrive, the next phase of our plan will begin." As if eating meatballs was somehow part of their evil plan to take down Austin!. That had me rolling on the floor laughing. LMAO. That sounds like the funniest thing Benoit has ever said. I want to see this now.
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Post by dieeiervonsatan on Sept 4, 2005 12:54:04 GMT -5
I'm sure I'm the only person on Earth who actually remembers this moment: A few years back on Smackdown, Austin was feuding with the Radicalz, who had come up with some type of wicked plan to ambush him during his match with Eddie Guerrero later in the night. The 4 of them were sitting backstage, laughing wickedly about their evil plan. And then some type of caterer/chef/staffperson came up to them and asked them if they wanted anything to eat. The Radicalz decided to order meatballs. And after making their order, Benoit said: "As soon as the meatballs arrive, the next phase of our plan will begin." As if eating meatballs was somehow part of their evil plan to take down Austin!. That had me rolling on the floor laughing. Oh man! I laughed out loud at just reading about that! I wish to god I would have seen it in person!
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Post by dieeiervonsatan on Sept 4, 2005 12:57:17 GMT -5
At Royal Rumble '94. I believe it was Bret and Owen Hart vs. The Quebecers (?) Anyway, Owen turned on Bret and they were intervewing him and asking him why, and he said, "And that's why I kicked your leg outta your...leg."
That is one of my all time favorite moments.
Also, if you watch the Rise and Fall of ECW DVD, during the early days of ECW (1994 or so), Shane Douglas is cutting a promo after his 3-way match with Sabu and Terry Funk. He says, "Terry Funk! I beat your knee into obliviocree!" I don't know what "obliviocree" is, but I guess it's bad, and you probably don't want your knees to be in it.
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Post by Mad Johnny Maxx on Sept 4, 2005 14:53:01 GMT -5
Does Tank Abbott acting all school-girlish when 3 Count was performing count??
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Sept 4, 2005 15:18:01 GMT -5
Also, if you watch the Rise and Fall of ECW DVD, during the early days of ECW (1994 or so), Shane Douglas is cutting a promo after his 3-way match with Sabu and Terry Funk. He says, "Terry Funk! I beat your knee into obliviocree Seems like the Warrior & Stiener arent the only ones with thier own dictionary. I always loved Ken Shamrock snapping and slamming around referees & officials. Another one features everyones favorite silent assassin/lethal weapon Steve Blackman. After a hardcore match with Tiger Ali Singh he took off his turban and put it on his head then got on the turnbuckles and started posing. Then JR right on cue says " I think we found blackmans next gimmick" Zack Gowen trying to sound like a hardass always had me laughing. Glad Lesnar destroyed him and threw him down the stairs. Damn i wish I had upn back then
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Post by EJS on Sept 4, 2005 15:21:28 GMT -5
Didn't he sometimes shout weird stuff too? like "You're in my zone" or "Get outta my zone" or something...
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Post by PrimeTyme on Sept 4, 2005 15:25:19 GMT -5
At Royal Rumble '94. I believe it was Bret and Owen Hart vs. The Quebecers (?) Anyway, Owen turned on Bret and they were intervewing him and asking him why, and he said, "And that's why I kicked your leg outta your...leg." That is one of my all time favorite moments. Also, if you watch the Rise and Fall of ECW DVD, during the early days of ECW (1994 or so), Shane Douglas is cutting a promo after his 3-way match with Sabu and Terry Funk. He says, "Terry Funk! I beat your knee into obliviocree!" I don't know what "obliviocree" is, but I guess it's bad, and you probably don't want your knees to be in it. For the longest time I thought that my DVD skipped in that part. But it was actually him screwing up...thats awesome. And I just finished watching WWF Funniest Moments and I have to say there is some pretty funny stuff on that tape. Big Shows Daddy getting dragged by Bossman, Bossman and Pepper, Head Cheese, and Debra asking if anyone wanted pie and Funaki saying "Much...Like...Pie"
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Post by Banned Member on Sept 4, 2005 15:34:02 GMT -5
O how could I forget, Classic Kane (V.2, still with the mask, but new suit) sucking up to Hulk Hogan, ripping off all his catchphrases and mannerisms screaming "what you gonna do when these 24 inch pythons and all my Kanenites run wild on you?" and ran off, all the while Edge and Hogan have this weird (kind of funny, kind of scared for their life) look on their faces. Actually, it was Hogan and the Rock. I remember it well, because, while Kane was still speaking, Rock looked straight at the camera, raised an eyebrow and mouthed the word, "Kanenites?!?" with a WTF-look on his face. Priceless. One of my favorite bits.
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Sept 4, 2005 19:05:40 GMT -5
I'm sure I'm the only person on Earth who actually remembers this moment: A few years back on Smackdown, Austin was feuding with the Radicalz, who had come up with some type of wicked plan to ambush him during his match with Eddie Guerrero later in the night. The 4 of them were sitting backstage, laughing wickedly about their evil plan. And then some type of caterer/chef/staffperson came up to them and asked them if they wanted anything to eat. The Radicalz decided to order meatballs. And after making their order, Benoit said: "As soon as the meatballs arrive, the next phase of our plan will begin." As if eating meatballs was somehow part of their evil plan to take down Austin!. That had me rolling on the floor laughing. Hahhahahah, omg I don't eve remember that but it sounds hilarious.
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Post by Chainsaw on Sept 4, 2005 20:20:47 GMT -5
I think it was mentioned, but Angle and Austin fighting for Vince's attention. It set up Angle with the little hat playing a little guitar. "...Jimmy Crack Corn, and I don't caaaaare... .... ...I Got Olympic Gooold!! I Got Olympic Gooold..." Priceless.
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Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on Sept 4, 2005 20:33:41 GMT -5
Actually, it was Hogan and the Rock. I remember it well, because, while Kane was still speaking, Rock looked straight at the camera, raised an eyebrow and mouthed the word, "Kanenites?!?" with a WTF-look on his face. Priceless. One of my favorite bits. I've found it: Edited:Linked to WWE footage
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Sept 4, 2005 20:37:35 GMT -5
And I just finished watching WWF Funniest Moments and I have to say there is some pretty funny stuff on that tape. Big Shows Daddy getting dragged by Bossman, Bossman and Pepper, Head Cheese, and Debra asking if anyone wanted pie and Funaki saying "Much...Like...Pie" I have that. It has one of the best food fights I've ever seen.
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Post by amsiraK on Sept 4, 2005 20:55:19 GMT -5
Wait a few seconds for it to load.Unfortunately,it doesn't show the whole thing ,but it's still funny. Why can't we have this Kane back? And btw - I think this falls under the "don't link to WWE footage" rule. Just saying, you may want to un-link it before you catch hell.
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Post by Chainsaw on Sept 4, 2005 21:16:52 GMT -5
God, I miss those days. The pop that Kane got for "It Doesn't MATTER..." was unreal. And I miss his old black and red mask, too.
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Post by Firearm: Supposed Big Deal on Sept 4, 2005 21:48:36 GMT -5
I just woke my niece up unintentionally thanks to the it doesn't matter bit. ;D
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