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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 22, 2009 20:41:10 GMT -5
Sounds like where you...... ahem on your hand, and give 'em a donkey punch.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2009 20:42:58 GMT -5
....................Yours is Purple?
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 22, 2009 20:43:38 GMT -5
No, the bruise from said donkey punch is.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2009 20:44:32 GMT -5
This sounds like he could be the next big heel
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Post by littlenaitch on Sept 22, 2009 21:00:02 GMT -5
Littlenaitch is seen walking out of the WWCF arena as a camera crew catches up to him.
LN - In six days it all comes to an end at GookerMania. In six days my career here in the WWCF could come to an end at the hands of that worthless scum Seth Drakin. Now that piece of sucm is going to feel what real pain is come Monday night as I plan on kicking his ass from pillar to post and all over that damn arena!!
I am sick and tired of listening to that scum run his mouth talking about how he is a man of honor and how honor will prevail when we all know that everything that comes out of his mouth is pure unfiltered garbage. This is definately going to be the most brutal match in company history. I am sure the WWCF Board of Directors wont like the violence but Seth has left me no choice but to send his ass to the hospital with a ton of injuries and blood loss. I plan on busting Seth open like a stuffed pig as he is going to be bleeding buckets come Monday night.
Seth is going to find out that he made a huge mistake by not only doing a parody of me but also stealing the World Heavyweight Title from me. Let me remind everyone that this match is not only a retirement match but the winner also becomes the new number one contender to the World Heavyweight Championship.I am going to make an example out of Mr Drakin as I am going to do whatever it takes to end his career and get one step closer to regaining the World Heavyweight Championship that was stolen from me.
NOTHING is going to get in my way of ending your career Seth as I hate you with every single ounce of my body. I am going to use every move that I know and every weapon that I can find to make sure I keep you down for either the count of three or until you scream you quit as I lock you in the figure four and I will NOT break it until I hear the bones in your leg go snap, crackle and POP!! See ya in six Seth!!
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 22, 2009 21:00:39 GMT -5
Figure I'll hype up the MITB:
*Amigo is in the process of defecating in Johnathan Micheal's gym bag, when the camera comes up to him*
Do you mind, I'm somewhat busy giving El Jabornio Perdedor a parting gift! Oh whatever, I'll guess I'll tell the peoples about this Money In The Bank match. You see, I'm going to win it, and I'll tell you why. I've punked out everybody in it at one point in my time here. And via the magic of the wayback machine, I'll directly feed it into the camera:
*1. For Viva Los Bio Dome, it shows us Amigo as the commish, giving him a fine for vagrancy, eating too many brownies, laziness, and the like.
2. For Tyfo, it shows us when Tyfo was still a rookie, and Amigo hazing him, as per the standard.
3. For Headbanger Man, it shows us Amigo breaking a Blue Box over his head at the Guerrilla Rumble.
4. For MiLo, it shows us Amigo getting the best of him in one of their numerous brawls.
5. And for Stryker, it shows him being headbutted down to the ground when he put his hands on Amigo when he was still the commish during a bad press conference*
You see, all of them at one point have been either literally or proverbially bitch slapped by moi. So, when I visit my bitch slap victims, all I have to do is show them the hand, and while they cower in fear, I'll just scurry up, and take that case. Now, piss off. I have to give this sham artist his just desserts.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 22, 2009 21:36:00 GMT -5
Another ace NiteRaw. The Pick Your Poison stuff was very well done, kudos to all involved. Thanks, man. Aaron and I have done so much correspondence to make our feud work, and I think that it is definitely paying off.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 22, 2009 21:39:41 GMT -5
Me and BRB's match is pretty much written up already, just gotta know who wins. It's BRB's first attempt at writing a match and I gotta say it's pretty good. I'm glad that you're impressed by it and I hope that everyone else likes it too. And I hope that that's only the beginning for my match writing, which is something considering that it's a Gookermania match! And when I do, everyone can be rest assured that not all of my matches will read like a Gookermania match since Gookermania is supposed to be, you know, special.
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Post by Cyno on Sept 22, 2009 21:58:54 GMT -5
The following was posted on the WWCF.com blogs:
The Greatest, Best Stage Of Them All by M.O.P.
Less than a week until the biggest show on the WWCF Calendar folks. And that is Gookermania II. I joined the WWCF shortly after the first Gookermania. When I first started here, I never imagined that I'd be walking into the second one holding championship gold. And while I plan on walking out of it, assuming I can indeed walk out of the ring, with that gold still, what we plan and what actually happens can be two different things. I plan on not being a transitional champion. Colt plans on stealing his own partner's glory in becoming the first ever WWCF Triple Crown Champion. Both our plans are in direct conflict with each other, so both can't come to fruition. That's just the way it is.
Looking back, I don't know what I was thinking in making up the Jersey Turnpike match. Maybe a part of me thought I couldn't really be seen as one of the top guys without a sort of signature match. Maybe a part of me wanted to show up Colt and play mind games with him. But the more I think about it, the more I came to realize that I made that match because deep down I'm a real crazy sonofabitch. I wanted to prove not just to the powers that be, but to every single WWCF fan, that I'm willing to go the distance, putting my very career on the line to prove it. That I wasn't just content to stand in the looming shadow of Corporate, and get a fat paycheck for towing the stable line. I wanted to stand out.
This is my chance to show the WWCF just who the hell I am. And I'm not letting anyone stand in my way. I didn't travel this far to have my dreams crushed less than a month after I earned my Inter-Forum Championship.
Anyway, I'd like to share some predictions for how this Gookermania will go. We'll see what my record is after the fact. I'll also not include my match because I've spoken about it at length enough.
Money in the Bank - I expect this to be a pretty brutal match. Normally I'd say the smart money would be on Tyfo, who has been one of the most consistent wrestlers on the roster. But I wouldn't count out either former WWCF Champion in this match either. MiLo Duck and Amigo are both in good positions here to become two-time champions. This is also Stryker's chance to finally get a chance at the belt that has evaded him throughout his career. Viva and Headbanger Man are both dark horses. Both have been in Heatz!!1-land recently, and this shot could be just what the doctor ordered to take their careers to the next level.
Predicted Winner: Tyfo. Like I said earlier, it's the smart money. But this isn't a totally solid prediction.
Hardcore Challenge: CageKing vs. The General of the Monkey Army - This match took me by surprise. Guess it was a last minute addition. CageKing's an up-and-comer who's been making a bit of noise on the B-Show, but I think he's gotten over his head here. I respect his get-go attitude, but I don't think that will be enough here.
Predicted Winner: The General
I Quit Match: Square vs. Starshine - These matches are on the same level of brutality as Last Man Standing matches. Especially when it's something as personal as two former partners. I'm rather surprised this match was made in favor of Starshine and Cthulhu defending their tag titles. On that note, I wonder if Star's current partner will help in taking out his former partner. That said, while Square can certainly upset here, Starshine's almost on an entirely different level.
Predicted Winner: Starshine
WWCF Heatz!!1/Montego Bay AlchoWeight Championship Unification Match: Whitey Fats (Montego Bay AlchoWeight Champion) vs. TTS vs. “Champagne” Jay Carroll (Heatz!!1 Champion) - Whew that's a mouthful. Triple Threat matches are always hard to predict. So many unknown factors. TTS took a leave of absence, but is back and stronger than ever. Jay Carroll's been a particularly impressive Heatz!!1 Champion. But I think Whitey Fats is a sort of unsung hero round these parts. I think he'll finally get himself a legitimate singles title win here.
Predicted Winner: Whitey Fats
WWCF Hardcore Championship: Evil M vs. Jonathan Michaels (c) - Let's start this off by saying I have nothing but the deepest respect for Jonathan Michaels. The guy is one of the best in this company, in my opinion. And I can see M.O.P. vs. Jonathan Michaels for the WWCF Championship headlining a Gookermania one day. But Evil M's been on a rampage lately. As much as I'd like to see the good guy win here, I just don't think it's going to happen.
Predicted Winner: Evil M
Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Match: Aaron Enigma vs. Boiler Room Brawler - Boiler Room Brawler has the size advantage on the Head Detective here, and that can go a long way in a TLC match, especially if the other guy has a longer arm to reach that briefcase with. So on paper, Brawler would be a lock to win this match. But as I can attest to, Aaron Enigma can go the distance in these more extreme matches. He's got a fire in his belly and a passion in his eyes I haven't seen in any other member of the WWCF Roster, and I think that will ultimately lead to his victory. Plus I just plain don't like Brawler, despite him being a stablemate.
Predicted Winner: Aaron Enigma
No Holds Barred Match: Seth Drakin V. Little Naitch - This is a pretty insane match, because the loser has to retire. Both of these men have done a LOT to raise the bar of what it takes to be a main level competitor in the WWCF, both being former World Champions. I think Littlenaitch has more heart, but Seth has raw determination. He's like a cockroach in that no matter what you do, you just can't get rid of him. And when your career's on the line, it can be hard to say which driving force will ultimately lead to victory.
Predicted Winner: Undecided. I honestly have no clue. Though I'm hoping 'Naitch wins, I can't say that I think he will with any certainty.
WWCF World Championship: Above Average vs. Jazzman (c) - The big one. Both competitors have a lot going for them. Above Average would be the storybook winner here, completing a year long journey to the top of this company. However, let's not count out Jazzman. My former stablemate has been turning a lot of heads lately and I can't see him giving up his spot at the top so easily. This is going to be one hell of a match either way, and I can't see this being anything but a five star classic. It also is interesting that this is the only match on the card that's a straight one-on-one wrestling match. We're a violent bunch this year.
With either Jazzman or Above Average standing tall with WWCF Championship belt in hand, this should send the fans home happy. Double A has as much to gain as Jazzman has to lose. While I'd like to see Jazzman prove that pride never died, I think that Above Average will find a good opening and end the match after a long, hard-fought battle.
Predicted Winner: Above Average
So that's all for now. As a reminder I will be making a major announcement regarding my career here in the next couple of days. Stay tuned!
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Post by Topher is Human on Sept 22, 2009 22:20:27 GMT -5
Hey Jazzman, it's ok. I'll let you guys do whatever you want with yours and AA's match up. I'll just try and adapt to how it goes so me and AA can continue what we've had planned for a while now.
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Post by Jazzman on Sept 22, 2009 22:47:14 GMT -5
WWCF World Championship: Above Average vs. Jazzman (c) - The big one. Both competitors have a lot going for them. Above Average would be the storybook winner here, completing a year long journey to the top of this company. However, let's not count out Jazzman. My former stablemate has been turning a lot of heads lately and I can't see him giving up his spot at the top so easily. This is going to be one hell of a match either way, and I can't see this being anything but a five star classic. It also is interesting that this is the only match on the card that's a straight one-on-one wrestling match. We're a violent bunch this year. With either Jazzman or Above Average standing tall with WWCF Championship belt in hand, this should send the fans home happy. Double A has as much to gain as Jazzman has to lose. While I'd like to see Jazzman prove that pride never died, I think that Above Average will find a good opening and end the match after a long, hard-fought battle. Predicted Winner: Above Average [/color][/quote] So this is what passes for news in this day and age of instantaneous information? I get that Above Average might be the 'dirt sheet' call here because some of these 'reputable' online sources think that I don't deserve this title because I'm still too young.
Let me set the record straight once and for all. I earned this title by defeating Seth Drakin. I didn't find it in a cracker jack box, I didn't buy it online... I WON IT.
Now onto the deal about my age. This was something even the owner of this company felt could be an issue. He asked if I thought it would better to give the belt to an established talent. The way I see it, I've always been the youngest person and the prodigy in whatever I've done. I was a lead saxophonist for a college ensemble when I was a freshman, I was always the smartest kid in high school, and now I'm at the top of this company at a very young age.
I am the best example of the next generation of the WWCF. Honestly, the two main single's title matches on this card have alot in common. Both M.O.P. and I were part of a faction, and both Above Average and Motor-Colt are attempting to become the first ever WWCF Triple Crown champions. But look beneath the surface, what we really have here is a showing of the generation gap and the beginning of a company wide civil war of the young men who want to make a name for themselves and the veterans who want to keep getting by on past success and entitlement to what they think is theirs.
Above Average, this is what many people believe to a circular encounter. You gave me my first shot at gold in this company, and now on the biggest stage of them all, I return the favor. Last time you beat me because I slipped on the way up the ladder, now I sit atop that ladder and you have to chase me. I respect you as the current and reigning Superstar of the Year, but the way I see it, you won that in an upset. Speaking of upset, that brings us back to M.O.P.'s prediction. I'm expecting for the upset to happen at GM II when I retain this title.
I've always liked the way you ended promos Double A, saying that by stepping in the ring with you people will learn why you are 'Above Average'. That's rich... but when being Above Average isn't enough what do you have? Nothing... The rebirth of The Cool is here so this Monday, expect a lesson in excellence taught by me.
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Post by skiller on Sept 22, 2009 22:52:02 GMT -5
I'll write up the "I Quit" match.
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Post by Topher is Human on Sept 22, 2009 23:55:22 GMT -5
I nominate to write Seth vs Littlenaitch
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Post by Viva on Sept 23, 2009 0:16:31 GMT -5
The following was posted on the WWCF.com blogs: Money in the Bank - I expect this to be a pretty brutal match. Normally I'd say the smart money would be on Tyfo, who has been one of the most consistent wrestlers on the roster. But I wouldn't count out either former WWCF Champion in this match either. MiLo Duck and Amigo are both in good positions here to become two-time champions. This is also Stryker's chance to finally get a chance at the belt that has evaded him throughout his career. Viva and Headbanger Man are both dark horses. Both have been in Heatz!!1-land recently, and this shot could be just what the doctor ordered to take their careers to the next level.
Predicted Winner: Tyfo. Like I said earlier, it's the smart money. But this isn't a totally solid prediction.
[/i][/quote] That's all I've ever been in this f**king company. A f**king dark horse. Tyfo's the favorite? I demolished him. I crushed him 1 on 1. I DESTROYED HIM. And I'll do it again, just you wait and see. You're feeding me more reason to show this entire federation just who they're messing with. You think your opinion holds water? Well I'm going to prove you wrong. And if I lose, I'm coming after YOU. I'll teach you to believe in the Bio Dome the hard way.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 23, 2009 0:25:48 GMT -5
I don't think I can write anything, but I can suggest some spots.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Sept 23, 2009 3:44:27 GMT -5
Everyone's been labelling me as an outside bet for Money In The Bank. I'm not surprised, to be honest. Nobody has really become aware of what I'm truly capable of given an opportunity of this magnitude. This is the biggest match of my career to date, and you'd best be aware that I'm NOT going to waste this opportunity.
I've seen some of the other participants doing a lot of talking. That's good, you keep talking. But just know that when it comes to GookerMania, I'm gonna silence not only you, but everybody else who has ever doubted that I can break that glass ceiling in the WWCF.
I will fight twice as hard as I rock. I'll be pulling out all the stops, and whether its Tyfo, Amigo, Stryker, Viva or MiLo - it really doesn't matter. You're all tough, you're all more experienced than me, but I'm fuelled by an anger that comes from being constantly overlooked and under-appreciated.
The appetite for destruction grows larger as GookerMania looms. I'm gonna unleash it all in that match, grab that briefcase, and then...its on to the WWCF Title, anytime and anywhere I like. Prepare yourselves for a new dawn in this company, an age where its lights out and exits stage left for anybody who dares to cross me. I'm gonna live out my dream, and its as simple as that.
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Post by Topher is Human on Sept 23, 2009 6:32:39 GMT -5
You know that time in your life... That single moment that defines exactly who you are?
Well here I'd usually say "Well that only stings for a second..." but it looks like you've ensured yourself that it's gonna sting for a whole lot longer.
GookerMania II; M.O.P. defends his newly won Inter-Forum Title against King Motor-Colt. In a New Jersey Turnpike Match!
Who is willing to put their body through more? Find out on PPV!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2009 13:53:57 GMT -5
Updated match writing list. All matches taken!!!
Money in the Bank on a Pole Match: Viva Los Bio Dome V. Stryker V. MiLo Duck V. Amigo V. Tyfo V. Headbanger Man Being written by The Headbanger Man
Hardcore Challenge: Cageking V. The General of the Monkey Army Being written by Jazzman
I Quit Match: Square V. Starshine Being written by Starshine
WWCF Heatz!!1/Montego Bay AlchoWeight Championship Unification Match: Whitey Fats (Montego Bay AlchoWeight Champion) V. TTS V. “Champagne” Jay Carroll (Heatz!!1 Champion) Being written by Jay Carroll
WWCF Hardcore Championship: Jonathan Michaels (c) V. Evil M Being written by Jonathan Michaels
Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Match: Aaron Enigma V. Boiler Room Brawler Being written by BRB and Aaron
Jersey Turnpike Match for the Inter-Forum Championship Match: King Motor-Colt V. M.O.P. (c) Being written by M.O.P.
No Holds Barred Retirement Match: Seth Drakin V. Little Naitch Being written by King Colt
WWCF World Championship Match: Jazzman (c) V. Above Average Being written by Evil M
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Post by littlenaitch on Sept 23, 2009 14:40:05 GMT -5
Littlenaitch is seen in his study watching a tape of Botch at the Beach where he defended the World Title against Seth in the now classic Dog Collar Match. Naitch stops the dvd and looks directly into the camera.
LN - Remember that night Seth? That was the night where we took our heated rivalry to a whole new level. On that night we tore each other apart and that was just for the World Heavywieght Title. Now just think about what we're going to do on Monday night at GookerMania with both our careers on the line with the winner becoming the number one contender for the World Championship.
Now Seth, you have been pretty quiet so far this week which must mean you are coming up with a very diabolical plan to try to end my career. Well boy, whatever plan you come up with is not going to work as there is no chance in hell of you walking out of that ring PERIOD! You are not going to beat me in this No Holds Barred match. I am going to do whatever it takes to make sure that my hand is raised in victory on Monday night and that you are being carried out of this company on a stretcher!!
Seth, I am preparing to go to the hospital come Monday night as I know that this is going to be an extremely brutal fight. I bet that in the back of your mind that you are having small doubts about the fact whether or not you can beat me when I am 100 percent healthy since you have not done that yet. I am on a mission to regain what was stolen from me in the World Heavyweight Title and that mission starts this Monday night when I destroy that piece of garbage Seth Drakin and not only send him to the hospital but also end his career!!!!
See ya Monday Drakin!
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Post by Jazzman on Sept 23, 2009 14:41:46 GMT -5
Littlenaitch is seen in his study watching a tape of Botch at the Beach where he defended the World Title against Seth in the now classic Dog Collar Match. Naitch stops the dvd and looks directly into the camera.
LN - Remember that night Seth? That was the night where we took our heated rivalry to a whole new level. On that night we tore each other apart and that was just for the World Heavywieght Title. Now just think about what we're going to do on Monday night at GookerMania with both our careers on the line with the winner becoming the number one contender for the World Championship.
Now Seth, you have been pretty quiet so far this week which must mean you are coming up with a very diabolical plan to try to end my career. Well boy, whatever plan you come up with is not going to work as there is no chance in hell of you walking out of that ring PERIOD! You are not going to beat me in this No Holds Barred match. I am going to do whatever it takes to make sure that my hand is raised in victory on Monday night and that you are being carried out of this company on a stretcher!!
Seth, I am preparing to go to the hospital come Monday night as I know that this is going to be an extremely brutal fight. I bet that in the back of your mind that you are having small doubts about the fact whether or not you can beat me when I am 100 percent healthy since you have not done that yet. I am on a mission to regain what was stolen from me in the World Heavyweight Title and that mission starts this Monday night when I destroy that piece of garbage Seth Drakin and not only send him to the hospital but also end his career!!!!
See ya Monday Drakin! Funny... I seem to remember Botch At The Beach differently, like with me beating Seth for the Title of Honor.
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