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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 2, 2009 18:33:32 GMT -5
I thought Straight Edge looks down on loveless sex? (Doesn't really care, I'd hit it It does, but I don't see why that would prevent him from dating Lita. If he cares about her, he cares about her. As for her past, it's not like he's a Jehovah's Witness, he doesn't have to date from "within the church".
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Post by Bedlam LadyD on Sept 2, 2009 18:38:14 GMT -5
I thought Straight Edge looks down on loveless sex? (Doesn't really care, I'd hit it It does, but I don't see why that would prevent him from dating Lita. If he cares about her, he cares about her. As for her past, it's not like he's a Jehovah's Witness, he doesn't have to date from "within the church". This. And they've been friends for a decent while according to rumors. So there, realistically speaking (if it's true), honestly could be a lot of caring between them.
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 2, 2009 18:44:23 GMT -5
It does, but I don't see why that would prevent him from dating Lita. If he cares about her, he cares about her. As for her past, it's not like he's a Jehovah's Witness, he doesn't have to date from "within the church". This. And they've been friends for a decent while according to rumors. So there, realistically speaking (if it's true), honestly could be a lot of caring between them. Which the romantic in me thinks would be a good "d'awww!" moment.
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Post by Lancers on Sept 2, 2009 18:44:34 GMT -5
Batista: "I banged Kelly Kelly."
Punk: "I banged Maria."
Batista: "I banged Melina."
Punk: "I banged Lita."
Batista: "HAHAHAHAHA...you're gonna have to do better than that."
Punk: "I banged Daffney."
Batista: "Who in the hell is that?"
Punk: "She used to work in WCW."
Batista: "Doesn't count."
Punk: "Yeah it does."
Batista: "Fine. I banged that girl who was the ECW announcer for three weeks."
Punk: "What was her name?"
Batista: "Hell if I know. I banged her. I didn't ask for her I.D."
Punk: "If you don't know her name, she doesn't count."
Batista: "I gave you Daisy."
Punk: "IT WAS DAFFNEY."
Batista: "Whatever. I banged Rosa Mendes. I win."
Triple H: "What are you guys whining about?"
Punk: "We're going over female wrestlers we banged."
Triple H: "I only got two. Chyna. And the one who's gonna be running this multi-million dollar company somebody."
*Punk and Batista lower their head and walk away*
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 2, 2009 18:47:20 GMT -5
Batista: "I banged Kelly Kelly." Punk: "I banged Maria." Batista: "I banged Melina." Punk: "I banged Daffney." Batista: "Who in the hell is that?" Punk: "She used to work in WCW." Batista: "Doesn't count." Punk: "Yeah it does." Batista: "Fine. I banged that girl who was the ECW announcer for three weeks." Punk: "What was her name?" Batista: "Hell if I know. I banged her. I didn't ask for her I.D." Punk: "If you don't know her name, she doesn't count." Batista: "I gave you Daisy." Punk: "IT WAS DAFFNEY." Batista: "Whatever. I banged Rosa Mendes. I win." Triple H: "What are you guys whining about?" Punk: "We're going over female wrestlers we banged." Triple H: "I only got two. Chyna. And the one who's gonna be running this multi-million dollar company somebody." *Punk and Batista lower their head and walk away*For some reason, at least at first, I was reading this to the tune of
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Post by Bedlam LadyD on Sept 2, 2009 18:51:15 GMT -5
Batista: "I banged Kelly Kelly." Punk: "I banged Maria." Batista: "I banged Melina." Punk: "I banged Daffney." Batista: "Who in the hell is that?" Punk: "She used to work in WCW." Batista: "Doesn't count." Punk: "Yeah it does." Batista: "Fine. I banged that girl who was the ECW announcer for three weeks." Punk: "What was her name?" Batista: "Hell if I know. I banged her. I didn't ask for her I.D." Punk: "If you don't know her name, she doesn't count." Batista: "I gave you Daisy." Punk: "IT WAS DAFFNEY." Batista: "Whatever. I banged Rosa Mendes. I win." Triple H: "What are you guys whining about?" Punk: "We're going over female wrestlers we banged." Triple H: "I only got two. Chyna. And the one who's gonna be running this multi-million dollar company somebody." *Punk and Batista lower their head and walk away*For some reason, at least at first, I was reading this to the tune of Totally just lol'ed KoolAid through the nose..
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 2, 2009 18:56:35 GMT -5
For some reason, at least at first, I was reading this to the tune of Totally just lol'ed KoolAid through the nose.. Should I say thank you or that I'm sorry? ;D
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Post by casualobserver on Sept 2, 2009 19:00:22 GMT -5
LOL- I think Edge is over it- his new girlfirend is cute- i dont care what anyone says or who else he went on to date matt hardy isnt over lita I'd mark if Hardy cuts a promo on Lita while she's offscreen. So will he hope she dies in a car accident too?
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Post by Lancers on Sept 2, 2009 19:00:39 GMT -5
Ah yes, I can believe this story. Because, you see, the source is PWPix and they are THE source for infallible information on the personal lives of professional wrestlers the world around! Are you insinuating that their story about Trish Stratus and Lillian Garcia's lesbian romp at a hotel resort in Mexico was.....INACCURATE? I mean, yeah, it does sound like something that could have been stolen from a late night Cinemax program, but still. That being said, I think all of this relationship talk is ridiculous. Ridiculous because I've yet to see one Missy Hyatt reference. She is the New York Yankees of pro wrestling groupie rumors. And I'm sure that crazy old hornball's probably shacked up with a couple of New York Yankees too.
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Post by N E O G E O B O Y S on Sept 2, 2009 19:56:44 GMT -5
so, he will search revenge against cryme tyme?
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Post by Jared Jammer on Sept 2, 2009 20:33:14 GMT -5
I'll have to agree with Kneelift that Lita is on a rough slope. I've never been into "punk rock chicks", I find them to be as cookie-cutter as a human being can get, but for a time Lita was very attractive, at least physically. Those times are now in the distant past.
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Post by I Like Your Poetry on Sept 2, 2009 20:43:49 GMT -5
So did CM Punk cash in a MITB on Lita or something?
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Post by The Verdict on Sept 2, 2009 21:07:19 GMT -5
Can someone list all of the wrestlers Lita has allegedly had sex with? El Dandy La Parka Villano II-VII Dean Malenko Matt Hardy Edge C.M. Punk Anyone else? Michael Cole? Big Daddy V? Anyone? Chris Harris. He was never the same after that. your sig is f***ing perfect
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Post by Sephiroth on Sept 2, 2009 21:48:36 GMT -5
Hell, I still say that when they tried the Matt/Jeff feud for the umpteenth time and Matt implied that he burned Jeff's house down and killed his dog, Jeff's comeback should have been "Edge didn't sleep with Lita...I did!"
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Post by hajimenoippo on Sept 2, 2009 22:56:37 GMT -5
I mean, Punk COULD take something for that...if he wants to shirk his straight edge beliefs and all. Oh well. Alcohol free, drug free, and better than youan intense burning sensation between the legs.Punk (pulls bottle from tights):"You see this, Matt? This is Oflaxacin. You can only obtain this from a doctor's office. This is the only foreign substance I will allow into my body." Punk sure likes the eyedrops
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Post by Parrish on Sept 2, 2009 23:01:56 GMT -5
Punk is straight edge....his "mean gene" however is not
and good for him, his quest to nail every wrestling valet that has ever existed is going good, before long he will have nailed every living woman ever associated with wrestling, then he and Cabana will have to grab a couple of shovels that way he can get to work on those that have already passed away.
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Post by "Dashing" Dr.VonPhoenix on Sept 2, 2009 23:15:43 GMT -5
Batista: "I banged Kelly Kelly." Punk: "I banged Maria." Batista: "I banged Melina." Punk: "I banged Lita." Batista: "HAHAHAHAHA...you're gonna have to do better than that." Punk: "I banged Daffney." Batista: "Who in the hell is that?" Punk: "She used to work in WCW." Batista: "Doesn't count." Punk: "Yeah it does." Batista: "Fine. I banged that girl who was the ECW announcer for three weeks." Punk: "What was her name?" Batista: "Hell if I know. I banged her. I didn't ask for her I.D." Punk: "If you don't know her name, she doesn't count." Batista: "I gave you Daisy." Punk: "IT WAS DAFFNEY." Batista: "Whatever. I banged Rosa Mendes. I win." Triple H: "What are you guys whining about?" Punk: "We're going over female wrestlers we banged." Triple H: "I only got two. Chyna. And the one who's gonna be running this multi-million dollar company somebody." *Punk and Batista lower their head and walk away*I am willing to wager lots of money that this interaction actually took place, verbatim.
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Post by Cry Me a Wiggle on Sept 2, 2009 23:32:45 GMT -5
So did CM Punk cash in a MITB on Lita or something? At this point I think they should just create a "Banging Lita" title. It'd be defended under 24/7 rules.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Sept 2, 2009 23:49:43 GMT -5
Batista: "I banged Kelly Kelly." Punk: "I banged Maria." Batista: "I banged Melina." Punk: "I banged Lita." Batista: "HAHAHAHAHA...you're gonna have to do better than that." Punk: "I banged Daffney." Batista: "Who in the hell is that?" Punk: "She used to work in WCW." Batista: "Doesn't count." Punk: "Yeah it does." Batista: "Fine. I banged that girl who was the ECW announcer for three weeks." Punk: "What was her name?" Batista: "Hell if I know. I banged her. I didn't ask for her I.D." Punk: "If you don't know her name, she doesn't count." Batista: "I gave you Daisy." Punk: "IT WAS DAFFNEY." Batista: "Whatever. I banged Rosa Mendes. I win." Triple H: "What are you guys whining about?" Punk: "We're going over female wrestlers we banged." Triple H: "I only got two. Chyna. And the one who's gonna be running this multi-million dollar company somebody." *Punk and Batista lower their head and walk away*Somewhere, Angryfan is destroying a computer because a brilliant plot idea was taken away from him.
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Post by Young Game on Sept 3, 2009 1:32:24 GMT -5
Chris Harris. He was never the same after that. your sig is f***ing perfect thank you, sir. the appreciation is mutual.
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