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Post by hajimenoippo on Sept 6, 2009 16:36:12 GMT -5
Can't he just wrestle in his Shirt with the Keyblade?
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Post by Streamers Rule on Sept 6, 2009 17:54:53 GMT -5
I think he has looked pudgy for quite a while now, but I can accept that because of his injury.
It's just unfortunate that not everyone can have abs like Morrison.
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Post by Dub H on Sept 6, 2009 17:58:22 GMT -5
I think he has looked pudgy for quite a while now, but I can accept that because of his injury. It's just unfortunate that not everyone can have abs like Morrison. ...Be jealous! Someone had to!
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 6, 2009 18:36:54 GMT -5
I think he has looked pudgy for quite a while now, but I can accept that because of his injury. It's just unfortunate that not everyone can have abs like Morrison. ...Be jealous! Someone had to! Hell, I'm jealous. Well, at least envious. If I were him, I wouldn't wear a shirt anywhere.
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Post by Dub H on Sept 6, 2009 18:38:48 GMT -5
...Be jealous! Someone had to! Hell, I'm jealous. Well, at least envious. If I were him, I wouldn't wear a shirt anywhere. Who would?its something to the whole world see
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Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on Sept 6, 2009 18:50:15 GMT -5
...Be jealous! Someone had to! Hell, I'm jealous. Well, at least envious. If I were him, I wouldn't wear a shirt anywhere. If I were him I wouldn't wear anything outside except sunglasses.
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Sept 6, 2009 19:38:24 GMT -5
Oh, ho ho! I love these "fat wrestlers" running gags! Matt Hardy and Braden Walker and Tommy Dreamer are fat! Get it? It's funny because wrestling fans have screwed-up perspectives about men's bodies, and male body dysmorphia is actually really getting to be a serious societal problem! A ha ha ha funny jokes Its been happening for ages. Everyone was keen on labelling JBL as fat and out of shape, likewise with HHH in early 04 when he had a bit of a belly. Or are people only allowed to make fun of non smark favourites? Perhaps the only thing on this forum that annoys me more than this quasi-pathological "wrestler x is fat" thing is when someone acts like all smarks agree on who their favorites are instead of each individual having their own opinions. Perhaps the other only thing that annoys me more is when people read a critical comment and phrase it as someone "not allowing" other people to express a different opinion, especially when the comment had nothing to do with that in the first place. It's screwed-up when people said Braden Walker and Tommy Dreamer were fat, and it's screwed up when people said HHH and JBL were fat. Also, it's never been funny, ever.
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Post by noleafclover1980 on Sept 6, 2009 22:09:06 GMT -5
Dude, JBL had friggin titties his last run, he wasn't exactly in great shape. I joke a bit, but I wasn't trying to pick on Matt, liek I said, the surgery is the reason. The tights do basically give him a muffin top, so it just looks bad at the moment. Maybe he does need to just go back to the pants at the very least. The tights he wears look stupid as hell anyway.
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Post by skiller on Sept 6, 2009 23:19:23 GMT -5
The big issue with Matt isn't so much his widening gut, or his strange tights. I wouldn't even say it's with his bland personality or his nonsensical face turn.
The real crime here is that rat living on his head. That thing needs to be put down ASAP.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Sept 7, 2009 6:14:09 GMT -5
Note to self: Apparently people don't like the Tommy Dreamer fat jokes.
I just keep hearing the "Curb Your Enthusiasm" theme looping in my head now.
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Sept 7, 2009 6:54:39 GMT -5
It's amazing what people consider fat these days.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Sept 7, 2009 7:04:39 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer has finally found an eating buddy? There you are. Killed two birds with one stone by combining an unfair crack at Matt Hardy's gut with the always popular Tommy Dreamer fat joke. Actually I find the Tommy Dreamer jokes the most unfunny thing about the Forum, that and the Mickie James Arby's crap. Mickie James and Arbys? How did I miss that? What is the story behind that one? I just remember teh whole horse thing because of the wikipedia vandalism. Also you shouldn't blame the forum for the Tommy Dreamer fat jokes. Raven started it.
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Sept 7, 2009 8:35:48 GMT -5
Actually I find the Tommy Dreamer jokes the most unfunny thing about the Forum, that and the Mickie James Arby's crap. Mickie James and Arbys? How did I miss that? What is the story behind that one? I just remember teh whole horse thing because of the wikipedia vandalism. Also you shouldn't blame the forum for the Tommy Dreamer fat jokes. Raven started it. Mickie did some nudes when she was younger. Apparently a lot of people here have not seen much female anatomy. Believe me, it is played out.
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Post by noleafclover1980 on Sept 7, 2009 20:38:52 GMT -5
To be fair, her nude pics were pretty skanky stuff.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Sept 12, 2009 16:12:41 GMT -5
There was that one unfortunate shot of Matt draped over the ropes on Smackdown this week, where the camera panned from his gut hanging over the middle rope up to his receding hairline
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