Post by mhirn3 on Sept 21, 2009 23:29:46 GMT -5
So not that anybody gives a shit what I say about this show, but I've watched enough good tv tonight(House/CSI Miami) that I can give this show a watch lol:
I hope u people know I'm doing this for the 2 of you who like reading my reviews lol because having to sit thru Cedric the non-entertainer is going to be painful for me as I don't think his racist ass is funny at all....and he's proving me right thusfar with this dumbass limo gag where his entourage gets out with their 800 nicknames. Thank god for fast forwarding.....and the Bellas wearing short skirts to make me not watch this.
Finally some real comedy, DX is here....no lame ass skits....uh I mean uh...well never you mind....HHH wrestling to start raw? Interesting.
HHH with the military cap....what's next, calling yourself General Rection? DX is going over so huge in the HIAC match with Legacy. DX talking about HIAC matches.....I was there for the best one imo as they took on eachother in Columbus and stole Bad Blood 04. What's up with the tape on just two of Hunter's fingers? Is it to tell him how many words he has for you?
I actually really like the DX/Legacy feud to be honest, I know a lot of people hate it but I think it's for the most part been booked really solidly and has attempted to give a good rub to Legacy and make them legit....at least until DX buries them in a couple weeks at the ppv.
Nice match overall, let each one of them get their spots in, and ends with HHH winning the battle but paying the punishment for it, thus putting each one over the way they need to be. I love the Crossrhodes btw, very nice maneuver. Shawn makes the save with the sledgehammer...nice. And who says HHH doesn't put people over? He's taken a lot of beatings in this feud. Even though I suspect DX will murder them in the cage, I can't wait to see how we get there.
Kofi/Swagger should be good if given time.
Nice choice on the ppv theme music, I think "monster" by Skillet fits very nicely for the theme of HIAC and the resolution of the Orton/Cena feud.
Check out Lilian milking the intro for Cedric to soak up her tv time in her last appearance on raw. Hey check out Cedric, he can come out and say all kinds of stereotypical shit you'd expect him to say. Oh cool now he's master of the obvious. Cowboy Bob Thornton forever.....thinkin bout Billy Bob were ya Ced? Is it the thing to do to attack Big Show if you're guest host? THANK f***ING GOD FOR SANTINO SAVING THIS TRAINWRECK OF A SEGMENT. "I'll just call you fred". Way to steal from Kanye and be a jackass Frederick. Nothin says funny like Kerwin White lol. Chavo vs Cedric? What is this TNA? Way to kill any momentum u had coming off a pretty good match between DX/Legacy with that segment.
Speaking of killing your momentum it's Josh Matthews.....nice little heel promo by Miz and attack by Kofi to get his belt back. LOL at Cole not being able to get in a one liner before the break. Douche.
Thank god for Matt Sydal! Miz vs Sydal? This could be good if given about 10 min or so imo. Wow what a kick to the face by Miz, who I think is really coming into his own as a heel singles wrestler as of late. Very nice heat build by Miz before Sydal gets his shine w the kicks and submissions on Sydal. Very nice frankensteiner by Sydal...missed ssp....wow, no offense for Sydal before meeting the end....impressive victory for Miz, I hope to see more from these too in the future as they tell a good story and had the crowd very into the match.
Legacy in the back now....what the f*** is up with Teddy's ear, seriously?
Contract signing.....you can't see me, can't touch this......Orton gets no more shots if he doesn't win? Hmmmm. Jerishow run off by mvhenry....oh great Frederick is back and makes a 6 man match.....brilliant.....I guess.
Alicia Fox reminds me soooo much of that chick they fired that is dating Lashley....Kristal Marshall.....they both suck in the ring yet somehow get tv time.
Beth Phoenix vs my gf Mickie James? Go Mickie yo so fine. Man I'd do things to her. LOL at Mickie falling on her ass as Cole talks about her great balance. WOW, a chick jumping to the outside from the top rope? Interesting....and nicely done(sorta). Nice facebuster by Beth...not sure what it does to have the champ lose to someone random not in the title chase, but we got to see Mickie so I'm happy. DAMN she got up high with the Booker T axe kick!
Kofi/Swagger....this much like Miz/Sydal could be good given time as these two work well together style wise. Nice kick by Swagger. Swagger is the one who saves the title from being stolen and just walks off with it? Um ok....I guess better to swipe it than earn it these days.....I guess Kofi won via countout? Never heard a bell but I'm guessing so lol.
Chavo/Cedhammer with Santino as the ref at 1030? Really? Cedhammer must've been hitting the HGH under the ring as he got huge.....oh it's a different guy? LOL I see whatcha did there. I guess Cedswaggle just hit the top rope splash. What a f***ing joke Chavo has become, seriously....just fire him already.
Rev Al Sharpton next week? I'm going to steal a line from Ralphie May here and say "I refuse to call him reverend.....when's the last time you seen his ass in a church?".
Kelly X2 being hit on by Cedhammer....I guess I was unaware black guys liked white girls
Peace out Lillian....go make some more shitty records that will do nothing but provide discs for hilljacks to shoot at out back with their shotgun as they bitch they can't understand a word of it. As one of my buddies says, anybody can sing with their top on.
10 min main event? Wow way to give it time guys...LOL at us coming back from break just to see Cena's entrance then take another break where the match will probably be already started. And we're back with the main event which officially kicks off at 10:59pm. Nice headbutt by Big Show....it's gotta be what it's like to be smacked in the back of the head with a 20lb bowling ball I'd bet. Orton with the RKO on Henry and this match is over in 8 minutes as the heels pull out the win. 3 on 1 next week, Cena vs RKJerishow.....Cena will probably go over after he FU's all 3 of them at the same time before making them all tap in a stacked stfu lol.
Decent show, a couple of matches save it imo from being too rushed(which a lot of it clearly was), and having too much comedy.
I give it a solid C.
I hope u people know I'm doing this for the 2 of you who like reading my reviews lol because having to sit thru Cedric the non-entertainer is going to be painful for me as I don't think his racist ass is funny at all....and he's proving me right thusfar with this dumbass limo gag where his entourage gets out with their 800 nicknames. Thank god for fast forwarding.....and the Bellas wearing short skirts to make me not watch this.
Finally some real comedy, DX is here....no lame ass skits....uh I mean uh...well never you mind....HHH wrestling to start raw? Interesting.
HHH with the military cap....what's next, calling yourself General Rection? DX is going over so huge in the HIAC match with Legacy. DX talking about HIAC matches.....I was there for the best one imo as they took on eachother in Columbus and stole Bad Blood 04. What's up with the tape on just two of Hunter's fingers? Is it to tell him how many words he has for you?
I actually really like the DX/Legacy feud to be honest, I know a lot of people hate it but I think it's for the most part been booked really solidly and has attempted to give a good rub to Legacy and make them legit....at least until DX buries them in a couple weeks at the ppv.
Nice match overall, let each one of them get their spots in, and ends with HHH winning the battle but paying the punishment for it, thus putting each one over the way they need to be. I love the Crossrhodes btw, very nice maneuver. Shawn makes the save with the sledgehammer...nice. And who says HHH doesn't put people over? He's taken a lot of beatings in this feud. Even though I suspect DX will murder them in the cage, I can't wait to see how we get there.
Kofi/Swagger should be good if given time.
Nice choice on the ppv theme music, I think "monster" by Skillet fits very nicely for the theme of HIAC and the resolution of the Orton/Cena feud.
Check out Lilian milking the intro for Cedric to soak up her tv time in her last appearance on raw. Hey check out Cedric, he can come out and say all kinds of stereotypical shit you'd expect him to say. Oh cool now he's master of the obvious. Cowboy Bob Thornton forever.....thinkin bout Billy Bob were ya Ced? Is it the thing to do to attack Big Show if you're guest host? THANK f***ING GOD FOR SANTINO SAVING THIS TRAINWRECK OF A SEGMENT. "I'll just call you fred". Way to steal from Kanye and be a jackass Frederick. Nothin says funny like Kerwin White lol. Chavo vs Cedric? What is this TNA? Way to kill any momentum u had coming off a pretty good match between DX/Legacy with that segment.
Speaking of killing your momentum it's Josh Matthews.....nice little heel promo by Miz and attack by Kofi to get his belt back. LOL at Cole not being able to get in a one liner before the break. Douche.
Thank god for Matt Sydal! Miz vs Sydal? This could be good if given about 10 min or so imo. Wow what a kick to the face by Miz, who I think is really coming into his own as a heel singles wrestler as of late. Very nice heat build by Miz before Sydal gets his shine w the kicks and submissions on Sydal. Very nice frankensteiner by Sydal...missed ssp....wow, no offense for Sydal before meeting the end....impressive victory for Miz, I hope to see more from these too in the future as they tell a good story and had the crowd very into the match.
Legacy in the back now....what the f*** is up with Teddy's ear, seriously?
Contract signing.....you can't see me, can't touch this......Orton gets no more shots if he doesn't win? Hmmmm. Jerishow run off by mvhenry....oh great Frederick is back and makes a 6 man match.....brilliant.....I guess.
Alicia Fox reminds me soooo much of that chick they fired that is dating Lashley....Kristal Marshall.....they both suck in the ring yet somehow get tv time.
Beth Phoenix vs my gf Mickie James? Go Mickie yo so fine. Man I'd do things to her. LOL at Mickie falling on her ass as Cole talks about her great balance. WOW, a chick jumping to the outside from the top rope? Interesting....and nicely done(sorta). Nice facebuster by Beth...not sure what it does to have the champ lose to someone random not in the title chase, but we got to see Mickie so I'm happy. DAMN she got up high with the Booker T axe kick!
Kofi/Swagger....this much like Miz/Sydal could be good given time as these two work well together style wise. Nice kick by Swagger. Swagger is the one who saves the title from being stolen and just walks off with it? Um ok....I guess better to swipe it than earn it these days.....I guess Kofi won via countout? Never heard a bell but I'm guessing so lol.
Chavo/Cedhammer with Santino as the ref at 1030? Really? Cedhammer must've been hitting the HGH under the ring as he got huge.....oh it's a different guy? LOL I see whatcha did there. I guess Cedswaggle just hit the top rope splash. What a f***ing joke Chavo has become, seriously....just fire him already.
Rev Al Sharpton next week? I'm going to steal a line from Ralphie May here and say "I refuse to call him reverend.....when's the last time you seen his ass in a church?".
Kelly X2 being hit on by Cedhammer....I guess I was unaware black guys liked white girls
Peace out Lillian....go make some more shitty records that will do nothing but provide discs for hilljacks to shoot at out back with their shotgun as they bitch they can't understand a word of it. As one of my buddies says, anybody can sing with their top on.
10 min main event? Wow way to give it time guys...LOL at us coming back from break just to see Cena's entrance then take another break where the match will probably be already started. And we're back with the main event which officially kicks off at 10:59pm. Nice headbutt by Big Show....it's gotta be what it's like to be smacked in the back of the head with a 20lb bowling ball I'd bet. Orton with the RKO on Henry and this match is over in 8 minutes as the heels pull out the win. 3 on 1 next week, Cena vs RKJerishow.....Cena will probably go over after he FU's all 3 of them at the same time before making them all tap in a stacked stfu lol.
Decent show, a couple of matches save it imo from being too rushed(which a lot of it clearly was), and having too much comedy.
I give it a solid C.