Dolph Zalgo
Don Corleone
He who waits behind the walls
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Sept 25, 2009 2:21:56 GMT -5
Is this some kind of lame joke thread? I mean those fat jokes are REALLY, REALLY lame. Please tell you laugh because the jokes are so lame!
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Post by thatguybayne on Sept 25, 2009 3:09:20 GMT -5
He reminds me of the romulans (sp?) from the new Star Trek movie.
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Post by Jimichiro Likes Erick Rowan on Sept 25, 2009 6:30:02 GMT -5
He reminds me of a fat, samoan wrestler.
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 25, 2009 7:19:32 GMT -5
He reminds me of this blond dude.
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Post by Munkie91087 on Sept 25, 2009 10:37:24 GMT -5
Samoa Joe is so corpulent that when he sits around the appointed Tuscan villa, he sits AROUND the appointed Tuscan villa.
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Post by The King of Memphis Tennessee on Sept 25, 2009 11:22:14 GMT -5
Samoa Joe is so corpulent that when he sits around the appointed Tuscan villa, he sits AROUND the appointed Tuscan villa. Hilarious. Joe is so fat, the escape velocity at his surface exceeds 3*10 8 M/S.
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Post by thatguybayne on Sept 25, 2009 12:34:21 GMT -5
He reminds me of this blond dude. OMG! I actually saw this match and thought he had the stupidest wrestling name ever. Shame they didn't keep him on as Just Joe. Could have been HUGE!
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Post by The Karaoke King on Sept 25, 2009 12:56:03 GMT -5
Joe is so fat, Tommy Dreamer says he needs to lose weight.
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on Sept 25, 2009 15:19:20 GMT -5
Joe stole Tommy Dreamer's pudding pops.
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Post by saintturgeon on Sept 25, 2009 16:25:11 GMT -5
... a fat version of Chakotay from Star Trek Voyager Discuss. I think Vince Russo might have something to say... "I’m not going to talk about wrestling today. I’m not going to take a question about Impact. I’m going to talk about this thread right here. Anybody hasn’t read this thread — I don’t read it, but it was brought to me by a mother with children I want to talk about this thread. Three-fourths of this is inaccurate. It’s fiction and this thread embarrasses me to be involved with wrestling tremendously. This thread had to have been written by a person that doesn’t have a child and has never had a child that’s had their heart broken and come home upset! And had to deal with the child when he is upset! And kick a person when he’s down! Here’s all that kid did! He goes to the Impact Zone. He is respectful to the media! He’s respectful to the public! And he’s a good kid, and he’s not a professional athlete and he doesn’t deserve to be kicked when he’s down. If you have a child someday, you’ll understand how it feels. But you obviously don’t have a child. I do. If your child goes down the street and somebody makes fun of him because he dropped a guy in a pickup match, or says he’s fat, and he comes home crying to his mom, you’d understand. But you haven’t had that. That’s why I don’t read the newspaper! Because it’s garbage! And the editor who let it come out is garbage! Attacking an amateur athlete doing everything right! And then you want to write articles about guys who don’t do things right and downgrade them, the ones that do make ratings. Are you kidding me? Where are we at in society today? Come after me! I’m a man! I’m 40! I’m not a kid! Write something about me! Or the bookers. Don’t write a kid that does everything right, that’s heart is broken, and then say the bookers say he was scared! That ain’t true! And then to say that we made that decision because A.J. Styles... because he threatened to transfer! That’s not true! So get your facts straight! And I hope someday you have a child and somebody downgrades them and belittles them and you have to look them in the eye and say, “You know what? It’s OK. They are supposed to be mature adults but they’re really not.” Who’s the kid here? Who’s the kid here? Are you kidding me? That’s all I’ve got to say. It makes me want to puke."
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Sept 25, 2009 21:42:14 GMT -5
If this means he gets to bang Seven of Nine, more power to him
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Post by Bullhead on Sept 27, 2009 18:39:10 GMT -5
With an entrance theme like that, I don't care who he looks like.
Give him a mustache and he's a big, scary Mario. And that's not meant as a joke. I love the guy.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2009 18:45:51 GMT -5
Is this some kind of lame joke thread? I mean those fat jokes are REALLY, REALLY lame. Please tell you laugh because the jokes are so lame! Most of those jokes are references to other things, like the Simpsons.
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on Sept 27, 2009 18:50:57 GMT -5
He looks like a big monkey walked into the impact zone, took a crap, and out came Samoa Joe.
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Bam Neeley
Dennis Stamp
Foxy Stoat Seeks Pig!
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Post by Bam Neeley on Sept 27, 2009 19:27:14 GMT -5
What? This thread is still alive? Amazing
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on Sept 27, 2009 22:00:19 GMT -5
What? This thread is still alive? Amazing This is the greatest thread in the history of our sport.
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Post by neal on Sept 27, 2009 22:08:54 GMT -5
He looks like the Michelin Man after laying too long in a tanning bed.
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AriadosMan
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Your friendly neighborhood superhero
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Post by AriadosMan on Sept 27, 2009 22:09:42 GMT -5
Samoa Joe looks like a human version of #8 from the movie "9".
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Post by Ryushinku on Sept 28, 2009 8:40:18 GMT -5
That's a, uh...cheeky expression.
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Sept 29, 2009 12:41:37 GMT -5
He's so fat when he walks around the house he uses a cane because his obesity is making him immobile The weekly "pick on fat people in general" thread? I know that I didn't have to participate in this thread but I can't see how the mods can condone these types of posts/threads, especially ones based on an OLD joke by Scott Steiner of all the people.
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