Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
Posts: 27,736
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Dec 30, 2006 20:11:03 GMT -5
Dont know if this is already posted, buuuuuuuut
The Wrestling-Observer Newsletter reports that Gene Snitsky is headed to ECW.
Along the way, Snitsky will receive a new look as part of WWE's plan to make him what sources describe as a heel version of Kane.
The makeover is expected to include shaving his signature goatee and changing his hairstyle (possibly by shaving him bald).
YOU BASTARDS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
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Post by jcdenton on Dec 30, 2006 20:12:01 GMT -5
Dont know if this is already posted, buuuuuuuut The Wrestling-Observer Newsletter reports that Gene Snitsky is headed to ECW. Along the way, Snitsky will receive a new look as part of WWE's plan to make him what sources describe as a heel version of Kane. The makeover is expected to include shaving his signature goatee and changing his hairstyle (possibly by shaving him bald). YOU BASTARDS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! Heel Kane? I never even knew he was a face! (really, what face things does he do?)
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Post by willywonka666 on Dec 30, 2006 20:12:06 GMT -5
Dammnit
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Post by MGH on Dec 30, 2006 20:13:17 GMT -5
Kane vs Fake Kane vs Snitskane?
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Post by Citizen Snips on Dec 30, 2006 20:15:12 GMT -5
Kane vs Fake Kane vs Snitskane? "May 19th...wasn't...my....fault!!!!!!!"
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Post by jcdenton on Dec 30, 2006 20:15:59 GMT -5
Kane vs Fake Kane vs Snitskane? "May 19th...wasn't...my....fault!!!!!!!" I nearly choked to death, thanks
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Post by mysterydriver on Dec 30, 2006 20:17:45 GMT -5
Man...his catchphrase could work with a lot of Kane's history.
My parents were burned alive...but it wasn't my fault.
It wasn't my fault...I screwed her brains out!
Lita is pregnant? It wasn't my fault...but I know someone who can fix that. Me.
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The Raven
Hank Scorpio
Where The Raven flies, there's Jeopardy!: Sports Edition
Posts: 5,907
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Post by The Raven on Dec 30, 2006 20:18:19 GMT -5
Proof that no one is safe....
IN THE PLANET OF THE WWE CREATIVE GUYS!!!
DUN DUN DUN
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Ass Dan
King Koopa
Curious about extra lines
Have you seen me?
Posts: 12,259
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Post by Ass Dan on Dec 30, 2006 20:18:44 GMT -5
Can't they just push René Duprée?
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Post by Citizen Snips on Dec 30, 2006 20:22:13 GMT -5
Can't they just push René Duprée? He does enough pushing against his own trunks, thanks. ...I...I just made myself throw up.
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The Raven
Hank Scorpio
Where The Raven flies, there's Jeopardy!: Sports Edition
Posts: 5,907
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Post by The Raven on Dec 30, 2006 20:23:49 GMT -5
Can't they just push René Duprée? He does enough pushing against his own trunks, thanks. ...I...I just made myself throw up. Don't make me bring Ron Simmons into this.
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Bhester
Dennis Stamp
DAMN!
Posts: 4,137
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Post by Bhester on Dec 30, 2006 20:23:52 GMT -5
THE INTERNET JUST GOT OWNED
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
Posts: 36,043
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Post by Ace Diamond on Dec 30, 2006 20:25:42 GMT -5
Well that's it, in just a few short weeks Dave Lasagna has almost made me hate him as much as Johnny Ace, who has years of being a total f***-up.
Congrats Dave, you're a bigger idiot than Johnny Laryngitis.
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salTy
El Dandy
Posts: 8,425
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Post by salTy on Dec 30, 2006 20:26:47 GMT -5
Well, there's one thing we already know. It won't be his fault that ECW on SciFi is horrible, because it already is.
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lovingway
El Dandy
Crimson and Clover
Posts: 8,135
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Post by lovingway on Dec 30, 2006 20:29:50 GMT -5
Kane vs Fake Kane vs Snitskane? "May 19th...wasn't...my....fault!!!!!!!" It was just May 18th and all of a sudden ~poof~ May 19th
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Post by Dave the Dave on Dec 30, 2006 20:43:16 GMT -5
They can save it if he still licks feet. PLEASE TELL ME HE STILL LICKS FEET!
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STMP
Hank Scorpio
Wild and Only 50
Posts: 5,569
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Post by STMP on Dec 30, 2006 20:54:32 GMT -5
Why turn him into a Kane version?
Just start an angle where he has amnesia and thinks he's Jim Neidhart.
He could have a catchprhase like "It wasn't my fault I got hungry and forgot my manners! HA HA HA!"
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Garee
King Koopa
I miss the old days
Posts: 11,338
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Post by Garee on Dec 30, 2006 20:54:33 GMT -5
Honestly I think he was ruined the second he stepped on TV
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Post by Well, Youre Wrong on Dec 30, 2006 21:00:26 GMT -5
Damn, Snitsky was fine the way he was: A big goof, who likes feet and allegedly killed Lita's unborn baby. Then they f*** it up, dammit WWE. I hope to the good lord above it's not true.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2006 21:08:21 GMT -5
They should give him a pompadour
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