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Post by Cactus Jack on May 30, 2009 7:31:48 GMT -5
"serious elevation on that dick".
Hang on, that doesn't even make sense in[/i] context.
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Post by Jay Carroll on May 30, 2009 13:49:52 GMT -5
Prazak: No man can escape Bryan Danielson's small package! Add in everything Prazak says about Rhett Titus: "Shoulders like boulders", etc...
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Post by Starlight Starbright on May 30, 2009 15:54:04 GMT -5
Has anyone mentioned Ian Rotten's "..anytime my head was between AJ's legs I'd just drop to my knees.. ."?
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Starlight Starbright
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Post by Starlight Starbright on May 30, 2009 15:54:50 GMT -5
Prazak: No man can escape Bryan Danielson's small package! Add in everything Prazak says about Rhett Titus: "Shoulders like boulders", etc... Rhett is one of those rare cases. ..."shoulders like boulders" is my favorite lyric in his theme song.
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Post by rapidfire187 on Jun 3, 2009 19:43:18 GMT -5
From PWO (Pro Wrestling Ohio). It went something along the lines of
Announcer: " Wow that was one well oiled unit. Eric Balls looks like he has a bad taste in his mouth after having that sweaty sock shoved down his throat. "
I almost died of laughter. I even called a friend of mine and left the exact quote on his answering machine. Just one letter change, and that would've been the dirtiest thing I've ever heard on a wrestling show.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jun 3, 2009 20:10:07 GMT -5
J.R.: "Chyna just gave Al Snow Head!"
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Jun 3, 2009 20:16:02 GMT -5
RR 2000, Hardys vs Dudleys
JR: "There's gonna be some erection destruction here!"
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Post by lildude8218 on Jul 14, 2009 11:18:58 GMT -5
Had to bump this for a great one. Royal Rumble 97
JR: When we went off the air last night, Helmsley was making pretty good use of a pool cue on Goldust
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Jul 14, 2009 11:39:05 GMT -5
Had to bump this for a great one. Royal Rumble 97 JR: When we went off the air last night, Helmsley was making pretty good use of a pool cue on Goldust Triple H: "I'm bi a lot of things, but lingual ain't one of 'em."
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jul 14, 2009 15:14:57 GMT -5
J.R.: "Chyna just gave Al Snow Head!" You could keep this thread going for years on "[blank] just gave [blank] Head" comments.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2009 15:56:37 GMT -5
Any time JR calls someone a stud.
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Post by FrankGotch on Jul 14, 2009 16:47:10 GMT -5
"Its hard to get up off the mat when you have a big ol dick laying on top of you."
actual commentary from a Dick The Bruiser match.
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Jul 14, 2009 16:52:58 GMT -5
Survivor Series 2002: "So you need a little wood? Oh, tables I get it!" Freaking JR and King, really bad double entendre there...
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Post by glorydays on Jul 14, 2009 19:26:33 GMT -5
There is no way that could of been anything other than the ultimate rib, pun intended. That kind of homoeroticism is practically impossible to not be on purpose. Nah, what Monsoon and Ventura were saying was actually describing the action going on, but it was creative editing by whoever made the clip. I think that can be done for most, if not all, wrestling matches. But man, thanks to this forum, I will never be able to watch the test of strength spot in that match again without laughing. Another one is Summerslam 1990 with Vince talking about Warlord. I forgot the exact quote but it ended with Vince saying "he is big all over". I guess Vince did have a thing for big guys.
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Post by W?Y on Jul 14, 2009 21:42:14 GMT -5
Any time someone uses the phrase "man on man" to describe a match or rivalry.
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Post by Angus Mcloud on Jul 14, 2009 22:50:05 GMT -5
JR: This business has a lot of asses but thats the finest man i've ever met.
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Post by Abadebe on Jul 15, 2009 20:15:09 GMT -5
JR (or maybe Vince): Henry, handling the big Johnson...
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Post by lildude8218 on Aug 9, 2009 12:23:36 GMT -5
JR: MY GOD, HE'S HUNG!
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Post by STMP on Aug 9, 2009 12:34:39 GMT -5
Dusty: Thes a lady in the bathrwoooom!!!
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Post by STMP on Aug 9, 2009 12:46:53 GMT -5
Mr. Perfect: Let's ooze it together Chico.
And an all-time favourite of mine.
McMahon: Lookie good mama, lookie gooodd!'
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