Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Dec 20, 2006 10:22:35 GMT -5
*Sign hanging from rafters*
"IF YOU CAN READ THIS, WE WISH YOU THE BEST IN YOUr FUTURE ENDEAVORS"
SLAUGHTER: "...maggots."
VISCERA: "....um...I can't make out what that says. Hey, Nitro. What does that sa..?"
NITRO: "Not falling for that one again, Mabel."
VISCERA: "Guys? Lost one of my contacts! Could you be a bunch of lambs and help me find it? Charlie? Shelton? Guys?!"
HARDY: "Who touched my towel? Which one of you touched...my towel?"
NITRO: "Holy s***! Chris Jericho! I thought you retired!"
JETER: "Shh! It's Johnny, Johnny!"
NITRO: "Johnny?"
JETER: "Jeter."
NITRO: "Johnny Jeter? Not Jericho."
JETER: "Just Johnny J now, Johnny."
NITRO: "You're joking."
JETER: "...jerk!"
EDGE: "...he's...just a...SEXY boy."
ORTON: "Sexeeee boooooy!"
CADE: "He's not your BOY TOY!"
NITRO: "Booooy Tooooy!"
SHAWN: "Stop it! You're creeping me out!"
WWE's version of Red Light / Green Light 123 didn't quite have everyone on their feet but after Lance Cade was eliminated for flinching, things got interesting.
Will you at least call him tomorrow, Randy? He deserves that much.
After finding Viscera's contact, Edge mocked the big man, putting it in his own eye and leaving Big Vis crying in the ring. It took several boxes of Ho Ho's to console him.
***I'm a big guy myself. Not trying to dis him. Just jokes.***
For the WWE's new Gatorade commercials, it took several bottles before they got the desired effect as Carlito's hair kept soaking up the energy drink.
Taking a page from Randy Orton's book, Shelton Benjamin picked a bad time to take a dump...
CHARLIE: "WHAT a professional! How long can I float there?"
SHELTON: "I don't know...but it's creeping me out."
CHARLIE: "Doesn't he say that in his theme song? I can slap a TOMATO...I can float in the air....
SHELTON: "...I don't think so."
JEFF: *Sigh* "At least Nitro shaves his pits! It's like a Christmas tree under here!"
He's going to want to remember this moment next year when he's jobbing to Umaga.
Tick tock, Johnny. Tick tock.
KENNY: (Coughing loudly) "I'm a big boy! It's just a chest cold! I can take care of myself!"
FLAIR: (Applying Vicks VapoRub) "Feel better?"
KENNY: "...yes, sir. Thank you."
FLAIR: "You're welcome.....woooo...."
GRISHAM: "Ready? Okay. Let's spell Bee. B..."
KOZLOV: "DOUBLE E!"
GRISHAM: "Tee. T..."
KOZLOV: "DOUBLE E!"
GRISHAM: "Here's a tough one. Knee. K...N..."
KOZLOV: "Wait....I know this.....DOUBLE.....E?!"
GRISHAM: "Yes! Good, Viktor."
A SIXTH move of doom?!
Holy s***! Does Vince know about this?!!
ORTON: "Hey...are we on TV? What's that camera doing there?"
EDGE: "Where?"
ORTON: "Right there."
EDGE: "....no one told me this would be televised!"
HHH: "The light's are on but no one's home."
CENA: "What?"
HHH: "Vince's son-in-law. Shut up and smile, My Little Pony."
Was this in preparation of being "wished well in their future endeavors"? Tick tock, guys.
MICKIE: "All right. Stencil that rose on my boob."
VICTORIA: "Okay, I'm just going to stencil a Kermit the Frog right here."
MICKIE: "No, Vickie. I want a rose."
VICTORIA: "Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and do Kermit the Frog."
Popaz...who thought this was a good idea?!
SUMMER OF 2007
WWE's OLIVER TWIST starring Shawn Micheals and Edge
SHAWN: "Please, sir. May I have some more?"
EDGE: "...MORE?!!!!"
COMING SOON: WWE SPRING BREAK! WOOOOWOO!
EDGE: "I'm TOTALLY shaving his head! WWE Spring Break! Wooohooo!"
BALD GUY IN THE BACK: "Make him look like me! He he he!"
EDGE: "Just want to embarrass him, pal. Not scar him for life."
BALD GUY IN THE BACK: *Sniff*
REF: "I don't care what you say, guys. You can't properly stack chairs with a guy's head in betw....oooh. That didn't look friendly."
LAWLER: "...puppies?"
WHAT THEY'RE THINKING RIGHT NOW:
LAWLER: "Puppies...puppies....kitties....puppies....Memphis...puppies...."
WOMAN: "He said he was going to get a giant pretzel twenty minutes ago. Well I've got the keys right here so...where are the car keys? S***!"
J.R.: "...Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou, Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name...oops, camera's on me. Bah gawd....Keeng....slobber knocker....!"
HHH: "WWE CEO Paul Levesque...the LEVESQUE Kiss My Ass Club...LEVESQUE Wrestling Entertainment...hee hee....tick tock, old man..."