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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 25, 2010 18:59:05 GMT -5
I'm willing to pick up Jericho again. I just got to think who I could surround him with. Are we gonna go with regular Jericho or SRS Jericho? Either way works.
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Lupin the Third
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 25, 2010 19:02:55 GMT -5
*The arena goes completely dark before the titration comes on and shows a familiar masked face to the shocked audience. Black tiger is sitting at a desk in what appears to be the laboratory of a mad scientist. A storm brews outside the window , lighting striking down from the sky every so often.* Black Tiger: Many of you sitting in the stands right now , may wonder why I , the absolute definition of greatness has graced a wrestling ring once again.
Well despite my disdain for you heathens , I feel as though I'm some how inclined to inform of you of my dastardly plan.
You see for decades , Me and Tiger mask have fought back and fourth trying to destroy one of another and finally in 2010 I HAVE THE UPPER HAND!
After my last *Black Tiger pauses in disgust* defeat at the hands of Tiger Mask , I went on a recruitment drive and found two giant monsters to help me in my evil quest!
That's right , soon me and my giants will invade this pathetic little company and Tiger Mask I personally guarantee you , that this will be the time I finally vanquish you back into the hole you once came from!
I promise all of you , that me and these giants shall shake this company to it's very knees! THIS SHALL BE THE BEGINNING OF TIGER CAVE'S DOMINANCE OVER THE PRO WRESTLING INDUSTRY! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
In fact I challenge any team in this company..no no ...any team on the planet to face giant baba and andre the giant at the next FPC event! I don't care if it's DX , The Brothers Of Destruction or even The Road Warriors.My two monsters shall destroy you all!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Black Tiger shakes his fist at the sky before the feed goes dead.* Hmmm, I am intrigued. Very intrigued. I like this. *Mark mode* OH MY GOD!! BABA HAS JOINED THE EVIL BLACK TIGER III!! DAMN YOU TIGER!!! DAMN YOU!!! *shakes fist at television screen*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 25, 2010 22:06:27 GMT -5
I have decided to drop TAKA for a different pick. He will debut in the next couple of days.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 26, 2010 21:20:44 GMT -5
Welcome, everyone to Fire Pro Championship Wrestling! I'm Joey Styles, and even though I'm no longer at ringside, I'm still here to bring you all the news and tidbits within the FPCW! I am joined by the ever lovely Lacey!Why, thank you, Joey! It's really a pleasure to be back with one of the legends of the sport.Indeed it is, Lacey! And tonight, we're here to unveil some of the new championships that will be defended within the FPCW! Let's get to the unveiling!This one is the Million Dollar Heavyweight Championship, Joey. I heard a rumor that it cost a little over a million to make.That's a good enough reason to give it its name. And it will be the jeweled crown that will name our World Champion.And this is the X-Crown Championship. It will be our second tier title, but it will be a prestigious title, nonetheless.Indeed, Joey. Another great championship to show the great talent amassing in the new FPCW!And here is our Tag Team Titles. The Double Dragon Tag Team Championships.Hopefully, we'll have an excellent tag team division that will gain a spotlight in the FPCW!I did notice Joey that we don't have a Jr. Heavyweight championship yet. Is it still in the works, or have they done away with the Jr. Heavyweight Division?Far from it, Lacey. It is still a work in progress, but make no mistake, there will be a Jr. Division.
Also in the works is the process of naming the first FPCW Commissioner. There are many names that have been brought up with a possibility of becoming the Commish.I know! I've heard many of the names as well. Bret Hart, Ric Flair, Mick Foley, even Eric Bischoff is being considered.Oh god, not Bischoff. If there's one thing we don't need, is Eric Bischoff slowly killing another promotion with his idiocy. But that's all for now, fans. This is Joey Styles....And this is Lacey, saying good night, and see you next time!
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 27, 2010 1:35:35 GMT -5
I'm willing to pick up Jericho again. I just got to think who I could surround him with. Are we gonna go with regular Jericho or SRS Jericho? Either way works. We shall see, won't we?
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Feb 27, 2010 19:07:55 GMT -5
*The crowd pops for the return of Italian Ligerman, as Jushin Liger, Milano Collection AT, and their manager Mr Fuji walk out from the curtain to the ring. Milano takes the mic*
HELLO PEOPLE OF FPCW!!!! I am........youlr numbelr 1 Fashion Gulu of Gleatness.......Milano....Collection.....AT!!! And alongside my collection of Almani, Velsace, and Gucci accessolies, I bling to you today an impoltant announcement!!!! *Liger takes the mic* ITALIAN LIGERMAN IS BACK IN BUSINESS!!!! *Fuji lets rip with his trademark laugh as Milano takes back the microphone.
It's been a long time since we welre last united as a folce in FPWC. As folmer tag team champions, we know what it takes to win, AND to look good doing it.
Except for the best-forgotten Super Milano episode.
Quiet! Lubber bodysuits alre folever stylish! But I digless.....be walned, new tag teams! Folr Italian Ligelrman is back, blinging oulr bland of Style, Anime, and Salt based destluction with us! Just call us the SAS of the FPWC!
*Fuji laughs again, reaching into a Gucci bag that Milano holds out, and tosses a handful of salt into the air*
Unfoltunately we don't have a Stan to demonstlate oulr Offically-Blanded-Offence on. So! As of light now....we alre holding open casting calls folr the next Stan! Anybody wishing to audition, come to me, as next week, on the leturn of the Fire Plo Fashion Houlr, we debut the S Factolr!
*Italian Ligerman's music hits again as the team and Fuji, still laughing, make their way backstage*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 27, 2010 19:23:49 GMT -5
*The crowd pops for the return of Italian Ligerman, as Jushin Liger, Milano Collection AT, and their manager Mr Fuji walk out from the curtain to the ring. Milano takes the mic* HELLO PEOPLE OF FPCW!!!! I am........youlr numbelr 1 Fashion Gulu of Gleatness.......Milano....Collection.....AT!!! And alongside my collection of Almani, Velsace, and Gucci accessolies, I bling to you today an impoltant announcement!!!!*Liger takes the mic* ITALIAN LIGERMAN IS BACK IN BUSINESS!!!!*Fuji lets rip with his trademark laugh as Milano takes back the microphone. It's been a long time since we welre last united as a folce in FPWC. As folmer tag team champions, we know what it takes to win, AND to look good doing it.Except for the best-forgotten Super Milano episode.Quiet! Lubber bodysuits alre folever stylish! But I digless.....be walned, new tag teams! Folr Italian Ligelrman is back, blinging oulr bland of Style, Anime, and Salt based destluction with us! Just call us the SAS of the FPWC!*Fuji laughs again, reaching into a Gucci bag that Milano holds out, and tosses a handful of salt into the air* Unfoltunately we don't have a Stan to demonstlate oulr Offically-Blanded-Offence on. So! As of light now....we alre holding open casting calls folr the next Stan! Anybody wishing to audition, come to me, as next week, on the leturn of the Fire Plo Fashion Houlr, we debut the S Factolr!*Italian Ligerman's music hits again as the team and Fuji, still laughing, make their way backstage* *insert Orson Welles clapping here* Brilliant. Just brilliant. That's why you're one of my favorites in this fed, Tea.
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Post by The Tank on Feb 27, 2010 19:24:58 GMT -5
*Backstage, Kenta Kobashi walks past the Italian Ligermen, stops to stare at Liger as if questioning him, then nods disappointedly and walks away.* How was THAT for an epic promo?
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 27, 2010 19:48:04 GMT -5
*Backstage, Kenta Kobashi walks past the Italian Ligermen, stops to stare at Liger as if questioning him, then nods disappointedly and walks away.* How was THAT for an epic promo? Puh-LEASE! Kobashi could be eating cereal and it would be EPIC. He's just that awesome.
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Post by The Tank on Feb 27, 2010 20:01:38 GMT -5
*Backstage, Kenta Kobashi walks past the Italian Ligermen, stops to stare at Liger as if questioning him, then nods disappointedly and walks away.* How was THAT for an epic promo? Puh-LEASE! Kobashi could be eating cereal and it would be EPIC. He's just that awesome. .............................suddenly, I have an idea for an awesome gimmick.
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Feb 27, 2010 20:20:51 GMT -5
SHUT UP, SHUT UP.
Out from the back walks "The Genetic Freak" Scott Steiner who is slowly making his way to the ring. He keeps turning to yell to the ring entrance and from backstage wanders Funaki carrying his bags.
"All yo redneck asses are gonna get kicked. I'm the big, bad , booty daddy and I want that title. Scott Steiner is back baby and he's bought a little friend with him. And he ain't fat like that guy who was fat.
Whoever he was.
Scott Steiner is here to win titles and get with his freaks. And knowing the skanks and scallywags the way I know em, I've got a wallet full of paper and I'm like a rocket to the sky baby. All the way to the top.
Ratings will be broken and box office records will be set and damn am I hungry.
Big poppa pump will be on top of the world again.
Steiner throws down his microphone then audibly yells at Funaki to pick it up. He then heads backstage to make himself a sandwich while leaving Funaki all alone out there. Funaki picks up the microphone and mutters in Japanese
I hate you so much right now.
He then heads backstage as Steiners music continues to play.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 27, 2010 20:23:21 GMT -5
*CM Punk walks out to the ring again, looking out at the crowd, before kneeling and doing his Straight-Edge pose on the ramp. The crowd boos him as he walks down the ramp, walking up the steps and stepping in the ring. He grabs the mic as the crowd chants, "YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!"*
You may chant that now, but sooner or later, you will realize the error of your ways, and accept me as your Straight-Edge Savior. Because, just as I showed Christian last week, if anyone gets in my way of converting you to the ways of Straight-Edge, I will take them out. I don't care who it is. Whether it be Funaki, Liger, or Kobashi, I will stand atop the mountain as the Million Dollar Heavyweight Champion! And there is no on that will stand in myh wa...
*Punk gets interrupted as the lights go down. Everyone looks around. Then, all of a sudden.....*
*The crowd waits for it, then EXPLODES, as the American Dragon walks out. He walks down the ramp, as the fans sing along to his theme. He slides in the ring, looking around before doing his pose on the turnbuckle as the fans sing, "IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!" He grabs a mic as well.*
I thought I'd save these people another ten minutes of you preaching your crap. God, and I thought The Miz was full of s***. Well, actually he is, but that's not the point here. The point here, is that I have arrived in the FPCW. And I am going to be the one to capture the Million Dollar Heavyweight Championship. Because I am the best wrestler in the world today.
*Punk tries to nail Danielson with the mic, but Danielson ducks, and nails Punk with the Regal-Plex!! Punk slides out of the ring, retreating, as Danielson holds his hands up high as the fans cheer for him.*
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Post by The Tank on Feb 27, 2010 20:38:19 GMT -5
Joey Styles backstage with none other than the nine-time World Heavyweight Champion, Edge!
*Edge walks into the frame and shakes hands with Styles.*
Great to be here, Joey.
Edge, anything to say to your future competition in the FPCW?
Well, Joey, I'm impressed with some of the guys here and I'm not with a lot more. I mean, CM Punk? Beat him, beat him, beat him, and............beat him. And with his straight-edge rambling week in & week out, people are begging for someone to break his jaw just so it can be wired shut.
Scott Steiner? I practically made my career taking World Titles from 'roid monkeys like him. Of course, comparing him to the guys I've beaten like The Undertaker, Batista, and John Cena....well, Joey, that's an insult to intelligent life forms.
Chris Jericho? We get it. U R SRS CHRS, U R BST N WRLD. We're tired of hearing you yammer on about it. And besides, I still haven't paid you back for all the cheap shots you took while I was out on injury. So I'm hoping you're in my way to the World Title, because then I can knock out two birds with one stone.
As for some of the other competitors here, the guys like Kenta Kobashi, Tiger Mask, Jushin Liger, and my little brother, all I have to say to you is good luck. Because for the last year I've had a cold shoulder, and nothing's gonna stop me from covering up that spot with the World Title.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 27, 2010 20:57:50 GMT -5
Man, this is turning out to be a most excellent start to the new federation.
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Post by The Tank on Feb 27, 2010 21:05:48 GMT -5
Man, this is turning out to be a most excellent start to the new federation. Speaking of that, you and I need to talk about a future angle.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 27, 2010 21:07:34 GMT -5
Man, this is turning out to be a most excellent start to the new federation. Speaking of that, you and I need to talk about a future angle. Indeed. TO THE BATCAVE! *slides down the pole. Turns on a light, and sees it's a real batcave* Uh-oh.
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Post by The Tank on Feb 27, 2010 21:09:18 GMT -5
Speaking of that, you and I need to talk about a future angle. Indeed. TO THE BATCAVE! *slides down the pole. Turns on a light, and sees it's a real batcave* Uh-oh. We can't stop here, this is bat country! *tries in vain to climb up the pole* S***. .....but seriously, PM me.
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Post by RKTaker on Feb 27, 2010 21:36:42 GMT -5
*Undertaker's music hits as he rides down to the ring on his motorcycle and he gets in the ring and grabs a mic*
Now many of you may be wondering why I am here in fpcw Well it's very simple it's called opportunity. Opportunity to face new opponents and opportunities to win the world title. So look out everyone as I am coming for every single one of you so watch your back.
Now lets look at some of the superstars here that i have some history with. Edge,He used to be part of my ministry until he his brother Christian and Gangrel decided to turn their backs on my and then I sent him to hell and i'd do it again. Christian,Not much to say about him since it's the same thing with Edge except I didn't get to send him to hell although i'm going to. And finally Chris Jericho,I do not have a lot of history with but last november I beat him to retain my title.
*Taker then drops his mic and heads to the back*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 27, 2010 22:35:48 GMT -5
Alright, I'll probably do a show sometime this week, and put it up Friday night when I'm in Chicago. But that doesn't mean people still can't join.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Mar 8, 2010 23:11:21 GMT -5
Hello again, wrestling fans, this is Joey Styles, reporting to you live from backstage in the Fire Pro Arena!
Even though he hasn't revealed himself yet to us, the new Commissioner of the FPCW has started to make himself known by making a few matches for the new FPCW Live!
One match will be the rivalry renewed, as Tiger Mask III takes on Black Tiger III!
Italian Ligerman will make a return to action, facing off against an opponent to be named later. Word is, it will be a former pair of tag team champions.
Also, the team of Andre the Giant & Giant Baba will be facing off against former tag team champions to be named.
And in the show's main event, Christian will take on CM Punk and "The American Dragon" Bryan Danielson in a triple threat match to determine who will be in the Million Dollar Tournament to determine the first Million Dollar World Champion!Also, if you want a match in the first show, let me know.
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