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Post by Lupin the Third on Mar 11, 2010 23:47:47 GMT -5
May I inquire as to what matches my guys were involved in? Edge was in a mat classic with Tim Donst. As for Kobashi.....you'll just have to wait and see.
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Post by The Tank on Mar 11, 2010 23:50:03 GMT -5
May I inquire as to what matches my guys were involved in? Edge was in a mat classic with Tim Donst. As for Kobashi.....you'll just have to wait and see. That better mean Chris Jericho. We've had a bit of banter which I was hoping would lead to a feud.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Mar 11, 2010 23:52:19 GMT -5
Edge was in a mat classic with Tim Donst. As for Kobashi.....you'll just have to wait and see. That better mean Chris Jericho. We've had a bit of banter which I was hoping would lead to a feud. Oh, it'll lead to a feud. I just felt like having Kobashi destroy a jobber first.
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Post by The Tank on Mar 11, 2010 23:53:13 GMT -5
That better mean Chris Jericho. We've had a bit of banter which I was hoping would lead to a feud. Oh, it'll lead to a feud. I just felt like having Kobashi destroy a jobber first. .....that works too.
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Mar 12, 2010 1:04:02 GMT -5
Now, who do Scott Steiner make his bitch?
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Post by The Tank on Mar 12, 2010 1:05:23 GMT -5
Now, who do Scott Steiner make his bitch? Speed Racer already said he's fighting Kobashi.
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Mar 12, 2010 1:51:47 GMT -5
Now, who do Scott Steiner make his bitch? Speed Racer already said he's fighting Kobashi. Maybe Kobashi is the one who is his bitch? Perhaps you burnt yourself there.
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Post by Neo Het Is Evil Dead on Mar 12, 2010 2:40:05 GMT -5
No clue what that flag is, personally. Found a list of flags, even. There's a lot like it, but I can't seem to find it. EDIT: Scratch that. I think it's Jordan. Which....kinda works. It's in the Middle East. Is that where Sabu's descended from, maybe? (Wiki didn't say anything in both his and The Sheik's pages.) I have no idea about the shiek but having watched alot of sabu's ECW run I belive he was billed from Bombay , India , Saudi Arabia and Bombay, Michigan. though I think I'm missing one but I don't think it's jordan. Might have also been billed from detroit once or twice.
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 12, 2010 2:51:45 GMT -5
Edge was in a mat classic with Tim Donst. As for Kobashi.....you'll just have to wait and see. That better mean Chris Jericho. We've had a bit of banter which I was hoping would lead to a feud. Some banter. The man came out, pointed, and left. That's not a challenge, that's a guy giving directions to the closest Tim Horton's! If your man wants to make a real challenge, Tank, why don't you have him come out here and face me, the Greatest Living Wrestler In The World, in the ring, instead of doing it from the top of the stage, like the broken down has been he is! And he doesn't have to bring a translator, because I've wrestled in Japan, I speak the language, and I know there's plenty of Japanese words for defeat, and failure, and national embarrassment, that he'll get the point....very quickly.
And speaking of national embarrassments...Scott Steiner, you musclebound ignoramus, when I'm done making an example of Kobashi, I have plenty of time to make you tap to the Walls Of Jericho and show that you may come from a highly educated university...whatever the hell that means...but you will be going to a highly expensive retirement home!
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Post by The Tank on Mar 12, 2010 3:07:11 GMT -5
That better mean Chris Jericho. We've had a bit of banter which I was hoping would lead to a feud. Some banter. The man came out, pointed, and left. That's not a challenge, that's a guy giving directions to the closest Tim Horton's! If your man wants to make a real challenge, Tank, why don't you have him come out here and face me, the Greatest Living Wrestler In The World, in the ring, instead of doing it from the top of the stage, like the broken down has been he is! And he doesn't have to bring a translator, because I've wrestled in Japan, I speak the language, and I know there's plenty of Japanese words for defeat, and failure, and national embarrassment, that he'll get the point....very quickly.
And speaking of national embarrassments...Scott Steiner, you musclebound ignoramus, when I'm done making an example of Kobashi, I have plenty of time to make you tap to the Walls Of Jericho and show that you may come from a highly educated university...whatever the hell that means...but you will be going to a highly expensive retirement home!Did......did Jericho just break the fourth wall? Or is he just crazy and talking to some guy named Tank? Or, god forbid, did someone 'round here pick Tank Abbott?!? But seriously, I'm going for a silent badass thing with Kobashi. I'll probably get a manager in the future to promo with, though.
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 12, 2010 11:17:05 GMT -5
Some banter. The man came out, pointed, and left. That's not a challenge, that's a guy giving directions to the closest Tim Horton's! If your man wants to make a real challenge, Tank, why don't you have him come out here and face me, the Greatest Living Wrestler In The World, in the ring, instead of doing it from the top of the stage, like the broken down has been he is! And he doesn't have to bring a translator, because I've wrestled in Japan, I speak the language, and I know there's plenty of Japanese words for defeat, and failure, and national embarrassment, that he'll get the point....very quickly.
And speaking of national embarrassments...Scott Steiner, you musclebound ignoramus, when I'm done making an example of Kobashi, I have plenty of time to make you tap to the Walls Of Jericho and show that you may come from a highly educated university...whatever the hell that means...but you will be going to a highly expensive retirement home! Did......did Jericho just break the fourth wall?
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Post by The Tank on Mar 12, 2010 15:00:25 GMT -5
Did......did Jericho just break the fourth wall? ................walked right into that one. Well played, Clerks Saw. *golf clap* ;D
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Post by Lupin the Third on Mar 12, 2010 22:40:02 GMT -5
Welcome to a new era of professional wrestling! This is Fire Pro Championship Wrestling! Hello fans, and welcome! I'm Jim Ross, and alongside me is Bobby "The Brain" Heenan!I'm excited, J.R.! It's a whole new beginning!!Indeed, let's begin the new age of wrestling!*Italian Ligerman walks out, with manager Mr. Fuji, high-fiving fans on the way down. Then.............* It's Paul London and Brian Kendrick!! Former World Tag Team Champions! They're Italian Ligerman's first opponents in this new federation!Oh man, J.R. this is going to be intense!!Opening Bout: Italian Ligerman v. LondrickLondon starts off using his speed against the technical Milano, dazing him with lightning quick moves. He takes in Kendrick, who nails the Sliced Bread No. 2 early on. But Milano bounces back, and tags in Liger, who goes right to work on Kendrick. But London keeps breaking up the pinfalls by Liger, but in the end, it’s not enough, as Liger finishes off Kendrick.Results: Italian Ligerman d. Londrick in 12:43 after a Frog SplashAnd Milano and Liger take out the former champions, and gain some ground in the FPCW!!*A montage shows the history of the next match. It shows the history between Tiger Mask and Black Tiger, ending with a faceoff of Black Tiger III and Tiger Mask III.* Second Bout: Tiger Mask III v. Black Tiger IIITiger Mask starts off quickly as these two battle, looking like a sign of epic Jr. Heavyweight wars to come. Tiger Mask goes for a Tombstone early on, but Black Tiger reverses it into a Tombstone of his own! They continue to go back and forth, as the crowd chants “Let’s go Tiger! Let’s go Tiger!” And Tiger Mask is finally able to nail the Jumping Tombstone! Black Tiger comes back though and nails the Triple Moonsault! But Tiger Mask kicks out at 2! Black Tiger comes back and nails the Death Valley Driver!! But he’s too winded to make the cover. Tiger Mask sees the opening, and gets the pin!Results: Tiger Mask III d. Black Tiger III in 14:23 after a Dragon Suplex*Tiger Mask's hand is raised in victory, but Andre and Baba attack him from behind!* Dammit, that's not right at all!! The man just got done with a grueling match!!Hey, it's all part of Black Tiger's plan, J.R. The man is an evil geniu.....Oh my god!!! It's Hawk!! And Animal!!! The Road Warriors!!! They've come to get some of Andre and Baba!!!Third Bout: Andre the Giant & Giant Baba v. The Road WarriorsHawk pounds away on Andre, but it does little effect on the 8th wonder of the world. Baba tags in and pounds away on Hawk, until Animal tags in, but doesn’t do that much better. Hawk comes back in, and the Road Warriors start to rally against the Twin Towers. But the tandem of Andre and Baba continue to dominate, taking out the Road Warriors after a hard fought battle.Results: Andre the Giant & Giant Baba d. The Road Warriors in 26:51 after a running neckbreaker dropAnd Andre and Baba have taken down probably the greatest tag team in the history of professional wrestling!!Indeed, but the Road Warriors did take Baba and Andre to their limits. But it was the Twin Towers taking down the former cha....Oh, for the love of god. Who let this fool in?Hey, come on now, J.R. That's a little harsh. Especially since he brought along the lovely Rosa!*Zach and Rosa enter the ring. He grabs a mic as the crowd boos him.* Woo woo woo!! That's right! The Superhero Heart and Soul of the WWE is here in the FPCW!! I retired the last ECW Original and I kicked out the only Superhero in the WWE! Now, I'm here to make a statement that we are superior to you in every way. I am issuing an open challenge to anyone in the back that is willing to face the Heart and Soul of the WWE.*Zach and Rosa wait, talking smack to the fans until........* *Zach looks terrified and the crowd ERUPTS, as the man in the black robe walks out onto the ramp. He walks down the ramp and steps in the ring, swinging his robe as he stops and stares a hole through Ryder.* Fourth Bout: Kenta Kobashi v. Zach Ryder Ryder jaws at Kobashi for a moment, but Kobashi doesn’t budge an inch. Ryder bounces off the ropes and eats a LARIATOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Kobashi picks him up and nails a BURNING HAMMMMAAAAAAH!!!! The fans chant, “ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME!” So Kobashi obliges them, picking Ryder up and nailing another BURNING HAMMAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! He puts a foot on Ryder, getting the easy win.Results: Kenta Kobashi d. Zach Ryder in 2:02 after a BURNING HAMMAAAAH!!!*Mills raises Kobashi's hand in victory, as Kobashi looks around, motioning around his waist.* I think that's a clear sign to all in the back that Kobashi is coming for the Million Dollar Championship!Fifth Bout: Edge v. Tim DonstDonst surprises Edge early on with his technical wrestling ability. But Edge starts to come back and take control, hitting the Bison-tennial! Donst hits a few more wrestling moves, but Edge nails him with the Downward Spiral! He picks Donst up and nails another Downward Spiral! He picks Donst up and nails a powerbomb! He goes into the corner and crouches down, drilling Donst with a Spear!! He continues to go after Donst, but can’t seem to put the youngster away. He finally gets the 3-count after another spear.Results: Edge d. Tim Donst in 10:37 after a SpearEdge continues to look good and the Rated R Superstar could become the next FTW Hardcore Champion.Sixth Bout: Scott Steiner v. Jack EvansSteiner goes right after Evans, choking him out early on. He continues to pound away on the smaller Evans, shouting obscenities at him the whole time. He nails him with the elbow drop, but after 1, he goes into the push-ups. Evans starts to slowly comeback by outwrestling Steiner, but this only pisses Steiner off even more. He clubs away on Evans. He picks Evans up and nails him with the STEINER SCREWDRIVER!! And somehow Evans kicked out, the fans amazed that he isn’t dead! Evans continues to kick out but it’s amazing how he’s even lasted this long. They battle outside, and Steiner drills him with a chair! He continues to bash him with the chair, until Mills calls for the bell, ending this bloodshed.Results: Scott Steiner d. Jack Evans in 12:20 via ref stoppage*Steiner continues to bash Evans with a chair, busting Evans open, then drills him with another Steiner Screwdriver onto the chair!! He locks Evans in the Steiner Recliner! Soon, security is able to tear Steiner off Evans as Steiner struts up the ramp, jawing at the fans and Evans as Funaki tags along. They put Evans on a stretcher and start to take him up the ramp, but Steiner comes back out, attacking the medics and taking hold of the stretcher, ramming it into the steel ring post!!* Dammit, c'mon now!! This ain't right at all! Steiner's gonna kill the poor boy!Well go in there and stop him, J.R. I wouldn't get near him, as he'd crush me!Main Event: Christian v. C.M. Punk v. Bryan DanielsonChristian doesn’t waste any time here, nailing C.M. Punk with the Killswitch a minute into the match! But it barely fazes the Straight-Edge Savior, as the three continue to battle back and forth. Later on, Danielson locks on the crossface, but Christian saves Punk for some reason. Christian goes for the Killswitch on Danielson, but Punk smacks him in the face. Soon, there is a barrage of near falls left and right, with no one being able to get that crucial 3. Punk locks the Anaconda Vice in on Danielson, but the Dragon is able to escape. Christian nails Danielson with a DDT, but Punk sneaks up and rolls up Christian for the 3-count!!!Results: C.M. Punk d. Christian and Bryan Danielson in 17:58And Punk gains a spot into the tournament after pinning Christian with a handful of tights!! But fans, we're out of time! So long, and good night!!
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 12, 2010 23:27:12 GMT -5
Hold on! Hold on one-DAMN-MINUTE! You plan on ending this show with a bunch of hypocritical wastrels competing for a belt that has NO MEANING until it's around the gorgeous waist of a true champion like me?! You want to send all of these gelatinous parasites back to their shanties completely deprived of The Best Wrestler In The World?! I don't think so! I don't give a damn about any one of these fans, but I will not have you make a mockery of this company by not having me represented. I took time to grace all of you with my presence last week, and what thanks do I get? Do I get a place in this tournament? Do I get handed the keys to the kingdom like I should?! NO! Instead, I get to watch a geriatric, over-the-hill, past his prime wrestler, destroy a sniveling Jersey Show reject! This is what you call wrestling?! I still want my answer, Kobashi! So I demand that you come down to this ring immediately, and I demand that you tell me yes or no, will you face me and finally pass the torch to me, or will I have to come back there, and tear it from your grasp?!
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Post by The Tank on Mar 13, 2010 0:01:56 GMT -5
Kobashi's opponent was Zack Ryder? I'm sad now, I like Zack Ryder. Also... Hold on! Hold on one-DAMN-MINUTE! You plan on ending this show with a bunch of hypocritical wastrels competing for a belt that has NO MEANING until it's around the gorgeous waist of a true champion like me?! You want to send all of these gelatinous parasites back to their shanties completely deprived of The Best Wrestler In The World?! I don't think so! I don't give a damn about any one of these fans, but I will not have you make a mockery of this company by not having me represented. I took time to grace all of you with my presence last week, and what thanks do I get? Do I get a place in this tournament? Do I get handed the keys to the kingdom like I should?! NO! Instead, I get to watch a geriatric, over-the-hill, past his prime wrestler, destroy a sniveling Jersey Show reject! This is what you call wrestling?! I still want my answer, Kobashi! So I demand that you come down to this ring immediately, and I demand that you tell me yes or no, will you face me and finally pass the torch to me, or will I have to come back there, and tear it from your grasp?! *Kobashi makes his way to the ring and gets face to face with Jericho. Jericho raises the mic to continue his tirade, but Kobashi snatches it from his hand.* You want an answer, Chris Jericho? I believe an American proverb will sum up my thoughts best......actions speak louder than words!*Kobashi drops the mic and kicks Jericho in the gut! Jericho doubles over, allowing Kobashi to grab him and set up for a brainbuster!! Jericho struggles, causing Kobashi to drop him, followed by Jericho poking Kobashi in the eye and sliding out of the ring, quickly heading up to the top of the ramp. Kobashi picks up the mic.* Typical. I suppose you are the best in the world at what you do.........and what you do is prove week in and week out that you are a spineless coward!!!!
If you want to step into the ring with me, then I accept. That is, if you're willing to actually wrestle instead of cheat your way to the victory. You want me to pass the torch? Then you prove you deserve it! Until then...I'll continue my quest to become World Heavyweight Champion. And that quest will continue next week......WHEN I defeat you.1. Hope you don't mind me making Jericho back off, Saw. Tried to make it fair. No one got the advantage, and everyone walked away. 2. Not sure if it became an official rule, but same as last time around; italics mean it's another language. So Kobashi was speaking Japanese the whole time.
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 13, 2010 0:28:49 GMT -5
Kobashi's opponent was Zack Ryder? I'm sad now, I like Zack Ryder. Also... Hold on! Hold on one-DAMN-MINUTE! You plan on ending this show with a bunch of hypocritical wastrels competing for a belt that has NO MEANING until it's around the gorgeous waist of a true champion like me?! You want to send all of these gelatinous parasites back to their shanties completely deprived of The Best Wrestler In The World?! I don't think so! I don't give a damn about any one of these fans, but I will not have you make a mockery of this company by not having me represented. I took time to grace all of you with my presence last week, and what thanks do I get? Do I get a place in this tournament? Do I get handed the keys to the kingdom like I should?! NO! Instead, I get to watch a geriatric, over-the-hill, past his prime wrestler, destroy a sniveling Jersey Show reject! This is what you call wrestling?! I still want my answer, Kobashi! So I demand that you come down to this ring immediately, and I demand that you tell me yes or no, will you face me and finally pass the torch to me, or will I have to come back there, and tear it from your grasp?! *Kobashi makes his way to the ring and gets face to face with Jericho. Jericho raises the mic to continue his tirade, but Kobashi snatches it from his hand.* You want an answer, Chris Jericho? I believe an American proverb will sum up my thoughts best......actions speak louder than words!*Kobashi drops the mic and kicks Jericho in the gut! Jericho doubles over, allowing Kobashi to grab him and set up for a brainbuster!! Jericho struggles, causing Kobashi to drop him, followed by Jericho poking Kobashi in the eye and sliding out of the ring, quickly heading up to the top of the ramp. Kobashi picks up the mic.* Typical. I suppose you are the best in the world at what you do.........and what you do is prove week in and week out that you are a spineless coward!!!!
If you want to step into the ring with me, then I accept. That is, if you're willing to actually wrestle instead of cheat your way to the victory. You want me to pass the torch? Then you prove you deserve it! Until then...I'll continue my quest to become World Heavyweight Champion. And that quest will continue next week......WHEN I defeat you.1. Hope you don't mind me making Jericho back off, Saw. Tried to make it fair. No one got the advantage, and everyone walked away. 2. Not sure if it became an official rule, but same as last time around; italics mean it's another language. So Kobashi was speaking Japanese the whole time. Nope, I'm cool with it. Perfectly in character with Jericho right now. Also, Jericho threw off his coat in disgust.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Mar 13, 2010 0:35:15 GMT -5
I've said it many times before, but it needs to be repeated.
I said I would beat Jeff Hardy. And I did.
I told you so.
I said I would get rid of Jeff Hardy for-EVER. And I did.
I told you so.
I said I would make the Undertaker out to the Anaconda Vice. And I did.
I told you so.
I said I would beat Christian and Bryan Danielson, and you all laughed. But I did just that.
Once again, I proved you all wrong. I am the choice of a new generation. And I am the chosen one to save you people from yourselves. You all rely on false idols and fallen heroes, such as Chris Jericho, Kenta Kobashi, Hayabusa, and Jushin Liger.
I am the Straight Edge Savior of the FPCW. And I will become the first and only Straight Edge FPCW Million Dollar Heavyweight Champion.
Because this is truth.
This is real.
This is.............Straight Edge.
*CM Punk crosses his arms.*
Alright, here's the guys so far in the Million Dollar Tourney.
Chris Jericho Kenta Kobashi CM Punk
Everyone gets a representative in the tournament. Please send me your choice.
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Post by The Tank on Mar 13, 2010 1:34:00 GMT -5
Also, before I forget, I'm surprised that commie bastard Donst put up such a fight against Edge.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2010 19:48:53 GMT -5
FPCW is holding a Million Dollar Tournament and isn't giving to us by default? Scandalous. Our father create that championship for people who deserved to be World Champion, not just every Terry, Chris and Phil who just want to be taken seriously in their career for a change.
That's right, Ted. There is only 3 men in all of FPCW who deserve that belt, and they all share the name DiBiase
I hear only one of us is allowed in the tournament. They feel that if all of us were in this tournament, too much fixing would take place
Well, since you and Brett have more experience tag teaming, I'll go for the Million Dollar Championship.
Good enough for me
With you as the Million Dollar Champion, and me and Brett as Tag Team Champions, we'll be unstoppable in FPCW
And if anyone wants to stop us, well.... everybody has a price....
Everyone in FPCW has a price, except us three. Us three? We're simply Priceless
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Post by Lupin the Third on Mar 13, 2010 23:56:52 GMT -5
FPCW is holding a Million Dollar Tournament and isn't giving to us by default? Scandalous. Our father create that championship for people who deserved to be World Champion, not just every Terry, Chris and Phil who just want to be taken seriously in their career for a change.That's right, Ted. There is only 3 men in all of FPCW who deserve that belt, and they all share the name DiBiaseI hear only one of us is allowed in the tournament. They feel that if all of us were in this tournament, too much fixing would take placeWell, since you and Brett have more experience tag teaming, I'll go for the Million Dollar Championship.Good enough for meWith you as the Million Dollar Champion, and me and Brett as Tag Team Champions, we'll be unstoppable in FPCWAnd if anyone wants to stop us, well.... everybody has a price....Everyone in FPCW has a price, except us three. Us three? We're simply Priceless *Christian walks out onto the ramp, looking down at the ring, as the fans cheer him, mic in his hand.* Wow. I never thought I'd see the day. I never thought I'd live to see an actual human being cloned. Unfortunately, I think they planned on creating a pretty bland army.
Oh wait, my mistake. It's the DiBiase brothers. Larry, Moe, and Curly Joe, uh I mean, Ted, Mike, and Brett.
You think you 3 can just waltz in here and claim to be the head honchos. Especially since none of you have even had a sniff of being a world champion, unlike me, a 4-time World Heavyweight Champion.
Since Ted's already taken a spot in the Million Dollar World Championship Tournament and I just came up short, how bout you other two bozos and I tangle in a tag team match on the next FPCW Show? Hopefully, you two can handle the mustard, as I am a former World Tag Team Champion as well. Because that's...........how I roll.
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