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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Oct 20, 2009 20:39:42 GMT -5
Words and empty threats are all I see here TTS. You call me a hypocrite and to an extent I guess you are right. However, I told you I would retaliate the way I did if you won the way you did. You've gotten a pretty big free ride in this company. You joined, won the WWCF Tag Team Titles if I'm not mistaken, then got thrown into Corporate and got yourself that Montego whatever title, and now you've got the Heatz title. But that isn't enough for you still is it? You need to be handed more things. You need to hold three titles, for what? So you defile them? Well let me tell you something buddy, I'm sick of it. I've worked my ass off in this company since day one of me being here. I've competed in Wargames, had two title shots that both I was screwed out of, and I have also gotten The Sam and D-Day Dave fired.
Where has it gotten me though? Nowhere, it hasn't gotten me anything. So once again, I have decided to take matters into my own hands. I fought my way into Wargames against Koda and Metylerca. I fought Littlenaitch to a stalemate to get a chance at the championship of honor. I put my contract on the line to fight against Corporate. And I've gotten nothing in return. The Head Detective is going for gold now, and unfortunately you just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. This is a time for equalizing, it's a time for everyone to get a shot at what they rightfully deserve. I believe I rightfully deserve a title shot, and since you have yet to find a #1 contender, I took that role for myself. And in less than two weeks. I'll be taking that title from you as well. I'm Aaron Enigma, the Head Detective, and it's about time for me to Make a Move and show this company I'm not going to sit idly by as people like you get free titles and destroy the honor of them by defiling them. Does your ass hurt from always being on that high horse Aaron? I've never been handed anything by any mortal man I worked to get here and then when I ended up on the streets because of it did I lay down in the snow and take a final nap? NO! I went and I searched out th loa I found this way of life and it got me where I am today I give up more walking to the ring everyday to perform for these disgusting people in this horrible company just so I can consider the honor of the WWCF a little more dead I will get that tag title Aaron than I'll see you afterwards so I can see you on your way out of the company While I applaud your will to live, I must disagree on your stance of the honor of WWCF. You see, the honor in this company will not die until you manage to drive me from this company. And since that will never happen, the honor will never die. Even if you infect the entirety of the company with your rotten ways I'll always be there to oppose you. You will not be driving anyone out of this company by the name of Aaron Enigma. For you see I'm going into this match with the intent of ending your corrupt ways. So I've decided to retract my earlier statement. I don't want this match contesting under the rules of honor. I don't need a specialty match to back up my words. My actions speak plenty on that. You may call me a hypocrite, but attacking someone who wants to destroy the honor and integrity of this company, it isn't being a hypocrite, it's justice. And after I win that title, your little reign of dishonor, will be nothing but another solved case.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2009 20:43:53 GMT -5
Does your ass hurt from always being on that high horse Aaron? I've never been handed anything by any mortal man I worked to get here and then when I ended up on the streets because of it did I lay down in the snow and take a final nap? NO! I went and I searched out th loa I found this way of life and it got me where I am today I give up more walking to the ring everyday to perform for these disgusting people in this horrible company just so I can consider the honor of the WWCF a little more dead I will get that tag title Aaron than I'll see you afterwards so I can see you on your way out of the company While I applaud your will to live, I must disagree on your stance of the honor of WWCF. You see, the honor in this company will not die until you manage to drive me from this company. And since that will never happen, the honor will never die. Even if you infect the entirety of the company with your rotten ways I'll always be there to oppose you. You will not be driving anyone out of this company by the name of Aaron Enigma. For you see I'm going into this match with the intent of ending your corrupt ways. So I've decided to retract my earlier statement. I don't want this match contesting under the rules of honor. I don't need a specialty match to back up my words. My actions speak plenty on that. You may call me a hypocrite, but attacking someone who wants to destroy the honor and integrity of this company, it isn't being a hypocrite, it's justice. And after I win that title, your little reign of dishonor, will be nothing but another solved case. I await your challenge and await your goodbye speech even more Mr.Enigma maybe after I destroy this company you can find a new home in a better one that isn't oiled with the blood of its workers I will destroy you but if its any consolation I will make special preparations in light of what you say Tonight the Belts receive a rain of Goat Blood
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Post by skiller on Oct 20, 2009 20:54:08 GMT -5
Three teams. The Resistance. Voodoo Champagne. Two guys, two champions who will rock their world right off it's foundations. Next week your WWCF Tag Team Champions, Cthulhu and myself, the Technical Professional, will face our biggest test to date when we beat not one, but two other teams in a single match. But are we sweating? No, we don't sweat. We win, and we always take home the gold. This time won't be any different. We'll walk in with the belts, then we'll walk out, holding them above our heads, one step closer towards total tag team domination.
It's only a matter of time, till we're finally recognised as the greatest tag team in this company bar none. We know it. We'll prove it. It's what we do, and we're just so great at it.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2009 20:55:51 GMT -5
Voodoo Champagne is a really good name
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Oct 20, 2009 21:10:24 GMT -5
Sounds like a drink that you should REALLY stay a way from.
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Oct 20, 2009 21:11:14 GMT -5
Hey Aaron, would you want a match for the PPV?
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Oct 20, 2009 21:45:39 GMT -5
Well I'ma be in the battle royal but if Evil-M is okay with it sure I'll take ya on 1 v 1.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2009 21:47:04 GMT -5
Well I'ma be in the battle royal but if Evil-M is okay with it sure I'll take ya on 1 v 1. Absolutely. You can be in the battle royal, then have a second match later on. Several people did that last year.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Oct 20, 2009 21:48:26 GMT -5
Well I'ma be in the battle royal but if Evil-M is okay with it sure I'll take ya on 1 v 1. Absolutely. You can be in the battle royal, then have a second match later on. Several people did that last year. Perfect then, Aaron Enigma vs. DR Jackson it is!
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Post by skiller on Oct 20, 2009 22:12:29 GMT -5
I'll throw my hat in to write the tag title match.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 20, 2009 22:25:25 GMT -5
*Backstage, we see Commissioner Jessica Morton is looking at the screen where we see Seth Drakin in his office.*
Jessica: So did you receive your referee shirt yet??
Seth: Yes I did and it fits perfectly. Now, did you do what I asked??
Jessica: Yes, I called for Relegate Hunter to come to the office.
Seth: Good, he should know that I have made a decision on what to do about what he did to WWCF interviewer Jerry Fish.
Jessica: And if gets angry about what you have decided as punishment, I have Mr. E and U.N. Owen to protect me and if he decides to come to you, you already have the security.
Seth: Yes, security is here and if he decides to do anything, I will make sure he learns his place. *There is a knock on the door*
Jessica: I guess that he is here so I shall let him in. Come on in.
*The door opens and in comes*
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 20, 2009 22:40:00 GMT -5
*Backstage, we see Commissioner Jessica Morton is looking at the screen where we see Seth Drakin in his office.* Jessica: So did you receive your referee shirt yet??Seth: Yes I did and it fits perfectly. Now, did you do what I asked??Jessica: Yes, I called for Relegate Hunter to come to the office. Seth: Good, he should know that I have made a decision on what to do about what he did to WWCF interviewer Jerry Fish. Jessica: And if gets angry about what you have decided as punishment, I have Mr. E and U.N. Owen to protect me and if he decides to come to you, you already have the security. Seth: Yes, security is here and if he decides to do anything, I will make sure he learns his place. *There is a knock on the door* Jessica: I guess that he is here so I shall let him in. Come on in.*The door opens and in comes* *A pizza deliver boy comes in with a assload of pizzas*
Ah, Mr. Seth Drakin, here are the 17 pizzas you ordered. That will be $78.00I didn't order any pizza!Be that as it may, I have here the address, your name, your phone number, and email.Oh.......fine!
*Pays him*
Now, go away!*Hearing this from aways*
Ah, I'll never get tired of that old gag.Sorry, continue on Seth.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2009 22:43:17 GMT -5
*Backstage, we see Commissioner Jessica Morton is looking at the screen where we see Seth Drakin in his office.* Jessica: So did you receive your referee shirt yet??Seth: Yes I did and it fits perfectly. Now, did you do what I asked??Jessica: Yes, I called for Relegate Hunter to come to the office. Seth: Good, he should know that I have made a decision on what to do about what he did to WWCF interviewer Jerry Fish. Jessica: And if gets angry about what you have decided as punishment, I have Mr. E and U.N. Owen to protect me and if he decides to come to you, you already have the security. Seth: Yes, security is here and if he decides to do anything, I will make sure he learns his place. *There is a knock on the door* Jessica: I guess that he is here so I shall let him in. Come on in.*The door opens and in comes* *A pizza deliver boy comes in with a assload of pizzas*
Ah, Mr. Seth Drakin, here are the 17 pizzas you ordered. That will be $78.00I didn't order any pizza!Be that as it may, I have here the address, your name, your phone number, and email.Oh.......fine!
*Pays him*
Now, go away!*Hearing this from aways*
Ah, I'll never get tired of that old gag.Sorry, continue on Seth. .....Where the hell can you get 17 pizzas for only 78 bucks??
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Oct 20, 2009 22:45:15 GMT -5
*A pizza deliver boy comes in with a assload of pizzas*
Ah, Mr. Seth Drakin, here are the 17 pizzas you ordered. That will be $78.00I didn't order any pizza!Be that as it may, I have here the address, your name, your phone number, and email.Oh.......fine!
*Pays him*
Now, go away!*Hearing this from aways*
Ah, I'll never get tired of that old gag.Sorry, continue on Seth. .....Where the hell can you get 17 pizzas for only 78 bucks?? Actually in MA that isn't far off, not including tax of course. EDIT: Dunno what pizza you get in MA lol but I can find it pretty cheap.
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Post by Cyno on Oct 20, 2009 22:45:38 GMT -5
Must've gotten a deal or a coupon!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2009 22:46:31 GMT -5
.....Where the hell can you get 17 pizzas for only 78 bucks?? Actually in MA that isn't far off, not including tax of course. EDIT: Dunno what pizza you get in MA lol but I can find it pretty cheap. ...Then why the hell am I paying almost 40 bucks for 2 pizzas?
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Oct 20, 2009 22:48:20 GMT -5
Just made this poster for Night of the Wrestling Zombies:
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Oct 20, 2009 22:48:37 GMT -5
Actually in MA that isn't far off, not including tax of course. EDIT: Dunno what pizza you get in MA lol but I can find it pretty cheap. ...Then why the hell am I paying almost 40 bucks for 2 pizzas? Umm...it probably depends on the pizza. I could probably get 17 pizzas for $80 but they would all be just plain cheese. If you are ordering like triple deluxe meat lovers with a heart attack of bacon on it, it's most likely fairly expensive. Also the pizza places are all different especially where I live.
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Oct 20, 2009 22:51:28 GMT -5
That poster is hell good Yellow!
Now we're talking, I now have a match against the guy who's career has been handed to him and he still takes it for granted! Promo later
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2009 22:52:39 GMT -5
...Then why the hell am I paying almost 40 bucks for 2 pizzas? Umm...it probably depends on the pizza. I could probably get 17 pizzas for $80 but they would all be just plain cheese. If you are ordering like triple deluxe meat lovers with a heart attack of bacon on it, it's most likely fairly expensive. Also the pizza places are all different especially where I live. Actually, they never give me cheese, even when I order it! I either end up with bacon or a second pepperoni or whatever. ...I think I'm getting screwed over by the pizza industry.
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