"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Nov 18, 2009 19:07:51 GMT -5
Every now and then, I quote Baseketball's "Oh he made that look easy!". Though every time I do it in class, the kids think I'm a dick. SPEAKing of BASEketball, I randomly say, "Steve Perry! Steeeeeve Perry!' and then sing, "..and I shoulda been gone!" Also, guy ... I heard your sister's goin' out with Squeak.
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bibboid
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Post by bibboid on Nov 18, 2009 19:08:36 GMT -5
Any board game that has a goal of making the most money (Monopoly, Life, etc.) will require the use of a Tommy Chong quote from Yellowbeard.
"Now I am the richetht perthon in the world!"
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Post by -Lithium- on Nov 18, 2009 21:09:53 GMT -5
I've been using "So, whats the topic of discussion?" from American Psycho lately. Its too generalized a phrase to actually be notable though...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2009 13:07:03 GMT -5
"You don't say that!" "Do you hear yourself right now?"
Both are from Stepbrothers.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2009 13:39:03 GMT -5
"Oh gee, ___, that's not too obvious. Not obvious at all!" - (Jack Black from High Fidelity commenting on Rob's "Top 5 Side One Track Ones.)
(Any time I have to wear a tie.) "I look like a banker in this." (Rick Vaughn having to wear the tie to get into the French restaurant in Major League.)
"Al-l-l-l-l-lrighty then!" (Jim Carrey in The Mask. I probably use this more than anything, usually to show disdain towards a comment - usually sexual or regarding "female problems" - that I didn't expect, nor want, to hear.)
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Post by Aceorton on Nov 21, 2009 14:02:31 GMT -5
I've been using "So, whats the topic of discussion?" from American Psycho lately. Its too generalized a phrase to actually be notable though... I go through periods where I use a lot of Batemanisms at work. My favorite, when I fail to convince someone of something, is "I can't believe that Bryce prefers VAN PATTEN'S card to MINE."
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Post by arrogantmodel on Nov 21, 2009 14:04:17 GMT -5
Anytime I cough or sneeze and somebody asks me if I have a cold or something, I bust out this gem from Reservoir Dogs: "I'M F***IN' DYIN'!!!" When somebody hears a noise and asks, "What was that?" I get to say, "What you have here is a focused non-terminal repeating phantasm. Or a class five full roaming vapor. Real nasty one too." And I actually got to use this one the other day. A female friend of mine just said that she was having underwear issues, and without hesitation, I said, "Yeah, they're not in my mouth."
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Post by Trip Fisk a.k.a. Foley is Good on Nov 21, 2009 14:19:55 GMT -5
I always try and incorporate "IN A ROW?!" from Clerks in my everyday life.
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Post by rrm15 on Nov 21, 2009 14:30:31 GMT -5
I quote something from Anchorman or Step Brothers EVERY day. Not even intentionally sometimes, it just kind of happens.
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Post by Lazy peon on Nov 21, 2009 15:21:48 GMT -5
My brothers yell "SQUIRREEEEL!" every time we see one.
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Post by ♥ Bunnyslinger ♥ on Nov 21, 2009 15:26:37 GMT -5
"Like a glove" Ace Ventura
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Phosphor Glow
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Nov 21, 2009 15:26:46 GMT -5
I frequently describe the office I work at as a "wretched hive of scum and villany." Awesome. So glad someone else does that. I describe...well, pretty much anywhere I don't like, be it real life, a website, whatever, as the same.
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Nov 21, 2009 16:22:05 GMT -5
I frequently describe the office I work at as a "wretched hive of scum and villany." Awesome. So glad someone else does that. I describe...well, pretty much anywhere I don't like, be it real life, a website, whatever, as the same. I use that phrase whenever my friends want me to go to the local casino.
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goodtimes
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Post by goodtimes on Nov 21, 2009 17:04:55 GMT -5
I always try and incorporate "IN A ROW?!" from Clerks in my everyday life. Everytime I hear the number 37, I always say that: "37??!!"
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Perd
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Post by Perd on Nov 21, 2009 17:44:02 GMT -5
Anytime I'm driving my friends around, I yell out "You boy's like Mexico?" from Super Troopers.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2009 18:32:17 GMT -5
"Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?" "69 DUUUUUUUUUDES" "Hahaha 69!" "He called the shit poop." "Here penguin penguin penguin" "NUDIE MAGAZINE DAY!" "San Dimas High School Football rules." "what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. " "Ok a simple no would of been fine." "Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight. Ohhhh, back to school. Back to school. Back to school" "Devil Woman" "Stop staring at me swan" "I disagree, it's a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever. " "(insert any video game) SUCKS!" "YOU SUCK!"
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Just Jay
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DIESEL!?!?!
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Post by Just Jay on Nov 22, 2009 0:10:20 GMT -5
In an intense argument, I usually scream "I WAS FROZEN TODAY!"
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Nov 22, 2009 2:26:20 GMT -5
I use "phone's ringing, Dude" about 9000 times per day, as these days, text messages set phones off every 2.3 seconds.
When someone finally says, "Thank you Donny!" in return, I will think about stopping.
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fw91
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Post by fw91 on Nov 22, 2009 2:58:39 GMT -5
You Lose Good Day Sir! Knights of Columbus that hurt!
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Post by @TenaciousBe on Nov 22, 2009 3:03:20 GMT -5
I used to quote Lebowski every damn day, a couple years ago, but kind of burned myself out on the whole thing. I just may have to bust it out again one of these days though. Whenever anyone's over and asks if we have anything to drink, I tell them to go to the fridge and get themselves a can of Purple.
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