smokinvokoun
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Post by smokinvokoun on Feb 25, 2010 1:45:40 GMT -5
I've gotta be honest: Smokin' Vokoun has really grown on me - not that I didn't like him before. I just think that he's that solid. I predict a World Title win in about a year or so - he's bound to be our Mick Foley. But......But *Runs off crying into M's locker room and slams the door* You'd probably be world champ before me....you have that at least.
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Dave at the Movies
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Feb 25, 2010 2:37:27 GMT -5
Okay Amigo brought up a good point a few posts back and that was we were missing episodes of Monday Niteraw from November of 2008. It shocked me to realize that one of the shows had the big Stable Warz main event.
So I gladly present............
The November 2008 LOST EPISODES OF MONDAY NITERAW
Monday Niteraw – November 10, 2008
Opening Singles Match Buggy The Clown Defeated Koda89
Tag Team Match Stryker Duck Silence Defeated D-lirious-2 and RX-78-2
Singles Match "Evil La Parka" Defeated MolotovMocktail
Singles Match J is Justice Defeated LittleNaitch
(The Sam is seen being pushed into the arena in a wheelchair, he's wearing a neck brace and has a walking cane across his lap) G.Neric - Uh Sam, what's all this about? The Sam - DON'T TELL ME YOU FORGOT ALLREADY! 2 weeks ago at NOTWZ I was attacked vicously by a "man" named....Evil Masked Wordlifeecw...It was during the tag team match that I was attacked, from behind I might add, when Evil Mask tombstoned me on the metal ramp. All fine in theory, but remember Evil Mask, I AM NOT A WRESTLER! I AM A MANAGER! I AM THE MANAGER OF CHAMPIONS! Basically, you attacked a helpless civillian. What next, will you attack the fans? Will you attack old ladies? Who knows? And while I was in the hospital having my neck put back together, I watched WWCF, when I was not doped out on whatever they had me hooked up to keep the pain away, but I noticed that on WWCF TV, Evil Mask was not punished in any way, shape, or form for breaking my C2, C3 and C4 vertabrae. The doctors told me to not come here tonight. But I am here to bring a message not just to Evil Mask but to the entire WWCF management. I am filing a law suit against WWCF for the physical and mental trauma that Evil Mask has caused me. I am not contracted to be a wrestler, I am contracted to be a manager. I have no formal training in wrestling, I have no way to defend myself...I was defenceless. I landed on my head. He crushed my verterbrae. I will never walk again (pulls a picture from his wallet. it's a picture of some children) WWCF, Evil Mask, look into my childrens eyes and tell them "their Daddy will never walk again". Tell them that "Their Daddy will never be the same again". TELL THEM THAT THE MAN WHO DID THIS HAS GONE UNPUNISHED!!! And Evil Mask...I hope you can live with yourself for what you did to me....knowing that I will never walk again....knowing that my children, my wife, my family will have to live with this burden for as long as I do. I hope your proud of yourself. I hope your proud that attacked an unarmed man. I hope you can live with that guilt. (looks at G.Neric) and you come here....and ask me "what's all this about?".... (The Sam is lead away with tears soaking his face) G.Neric -.....back to you at ringside.
Singles Match Evil Masked wordlifeecw Defeated Tyfo
Triple Threat Match Legion Defeated Square and General of the Monkey Army
First Blood Match Cthulhu Defeated Motor Colt
Main Event Stable War Match(Rules- This will be wargames style only without the cage. I will randomly select three members from each team. Those three will go at it. Once one person is eliminated out of those three a new member from that team will come in. We will keep doing this until there is one team with one to three surviving members.) THE WINNING TEAM WILL GET TO NAME THE PPV AFTER IN YOUR APARTMENT AND MAKE THE ENTIRE CARD!!!!!
The Story(Motor-Colt, Evil Masked wordlifeecw, and Above Average) VS The Neighborhood Watch Committee(Your Uncle Seth Drakin, Cthulhu aka Providence, and J is Justice) VS The Sam08 Family(TromboneMan, littlenaitch, and Tyfo) w/The Sam
Tyfo, J is Justice, and Above Average start the match.
Tyfo is Eliminated
Littlenaitch enters the match.
J is Justice is Eliminated
Seth Drakin enters the match.
Above Average is Eliminated
Evil Masked worlifeecw enters the match.
Uncle Seth Drakin is Eliminated
Cthulhu enters the match.
Littlenaitch is Eliminated
Trombone Man enters the match.
Evil Masked wordlifeecw is Eliminated.
Motor Colt enters the match.
Cthulhu is Eliminated
Motor Colt is Eliminated
Trombone Man gets the win for The Sam08 Family
Special trivia note about this next one. This was the first show where we used the PM Voting System that I came up with instead of just voting in the threads.
Monday NiteRaw: November 17, 2008 Monday NiteRaw opens up with the NiteRaw intro video.
*The camera pans on the announce table next to the ring where WWCF commentators D-Day Dave and Madman Szalinski are standing by.*
D-Day Dave- Welcome to this week’s edition of Monday NiteRaw. We have a packed 9 match card tonight!
Madman Szalinski- You know D-Day. I was just thinking. Does that NiteRaw intro video look familiar to you because I could have sworn I’ve seen it somewhere else?
D-Dayve- No I have no idea what you are talking about. Wink Wink.
Madman- You aren’t suppose to say wink wink out loud when you are lying.
D-Dayve- Whatever. Lets go to the ring where I believe Trombone Man is about to enter to share some of his thoughts on tonight.
*TromboneMan comes out, dancing his way down the ramp to his music with his TromboneWeight Title, his MITB Briefcase, and his Trombone all in tow. He takes his time getting into the ring and grabbing a mic from ringside after putting his stuff down next to the corner.*
TM: None of you idiots thought it was possible. Nobody in this arena thought that The Family could do it. But just last week, with the help of The Southwest Connection, The Sam08 Family managed to pin the other two groups here in the WWCF and prove what it is we've been saying here since Day 1: We are the most dominant Stable in this company, whether each and every one of you fans like it or not. Now if you don't mind, I gotta go get ready for my match later tonight with JJustice, and the man who I pinned not two weeks ago: WordLifeEcw. But before I go, I just one thing to play for you fans:
*As TM grabs his trombone from the corner of the ring, a few house lights go up next to the stage revealing a Rhythm Section one would usually find in a Big Band. TM signals to each of them, and with a wave of his trombone, starts jammin':
COMMERCIAL BREAK Enzyte Christmas – Santa Bob
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D-Day Dave- Welcome back fans to Monday NiteRaw. Next up we have a tag team match between Square and Koda89 against MovoMocktail and RX-78-2.
Madman Szalinski- Yeah D-Day this shold be an interesting match. Neither team is an actual tag team so it is hard to tell who has the advantage here.
D-Dayve- Lets send it to Ralphus who is our official ring announcer tonight.
Madman- I thought Ralphus was the head of security.
D-Dayve- Well we were going to get Michael Buffer but we had to make budget cuts.
Madman- You mean you needed to buy a new motorcycle?
D-Dayve- Exactly.
Opening Tag Team Match RX-78-2 and MolovMocktail VS Koda89 and Square
Madman- Koda89 and Square with a double drop kick to RX-78-2! And one for MolovMocktail! I got to hand it to them, it's good teamwork. Not like they have any practice at it...or at least I hope not. Anyways, tonight's show was brought to you by prescription only Xanaflex! Do you suffer from muscle cramps, spasms, pains, or tenderness? Do you have constant struggle throughout the day? Xanaflex! Relax...just make sure you don't try to drive a car or stand up. Side effects may include euphoria, sexual problems, hallucinations, thoughts of suicide, weakness, fatigue, dizziness, or an overall mentality of snork the world.
D-Dayve- That isn’t our sponsor. Did you sign another sponsor just to get money for ciggerettes again Madman?
Madman- Uhh Maybe.
D-Dayve- Well anyway Koda89 is working over RX with some big chops and follows them up by a huge powerbomb!!!
Square and Koda89 WIN!!!!!!!!! ________________________________________________ Rookies Singles Match grbjazzman VS Metylerca
Madman- Metylerca gets him up...suplex time! And BAM! Nice move. That wasn't an Emeril BAM!, I want you to know. It was more like a BAM! as in the mat, not really my voice. I don't cook. I bake, but I'm not Martha Stewart here. Come on, people!
D-Dayve- I have to say Metylerca has looked really good this match. He could be a major threat in the Forum Championship scene in the very near future.
Metylerca WINS!!!!!!!!!!!! ________________________________________________ Four Corner Threat Match Starshine VS Disco Stu VS One Doley Nation VS Buggy The Clown
Madman- Starshine gets Stu in the Figure 4...Buggy has Starshine in the headscissors...and Doley gets Disco Stu in a chinlock! Wow! What a daisy chain cluster...wait, we can't say that on television! But...oh, wait, it got broke up. Starshine just got up and started kicking people while they were down. Starshine with the advantage. let's forget that last bit just happened.
D-Dayve- Forgetting the last bit just happened and Starshine follows up his huge move with a big kick to Disco Stu. Wow with Buggy and Doley still on the outside of the ring it looks like this match is down to Starshine and Disco Stu………………..
STARSHINE WINS!!!!!!!!
________________________________________________ Singles Match Ravishing Rob Rude VS “Evil La Parka”
Madman- Rob Rude grabs the arm...ringer...into the DDT! You can question the origin of the name and the effects of the insect repellant on the ozone layer all you want, but the move is effective!
"EVIL LA PARKA" WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!
________________________________________________ *The Sam08 comes out to the ring and grabs a mic.* The Sam08- "Last Tuesday I demanded that Evil Mask come face to face with me here in the middle of the ring. And tell me how does it feel knowing that I am crippled for life. I want to know how it feels to be the slime ball, piece of 0123456789 that he is. To break a mans neck, to destroy a mans life, I want to know how it feels to be you Evil Mask. (waits 10 seconds no response) Oh, I get it. You arent man enough to face me. Because you know I'm right and you're wrong. You are the worst human being, not just in that locker room Evil Maks, you're the worst human being on the face of this earth. (still no response) Just as I thought. You don't have any balls Evil Mask. I hope you burn in hell Evil Mask (no response) I hope your WIFE burns in hell (still no response) I hope your CHILDREN burn in hell (no response).....I HOPE THE STORY BURNS IN HELL! (Evil Masks music plays and Evil Mask storms the ring)
(Evil Mask is looking The Sam straight in the eyes, he has an angry look on his face. Evil Mask grabs Sam's wheelchair and threatens to tip it over. Tromboneman runs out and saves The Sam by attacking Evil Mask. The Sam cheers Tromboneman on until J is for Justice runs in and scares off Tromboneman and J is for Justice. The Sam and Tromboneman stand on the ramp until D-Dave comes out and declares a triple threat match between J is for Justice, Evil Mask and Tromboneman)
________________________________________________ Triple Threat Match J is Justice VS TromboneMan w/The Sam08 VS Evil Masked wordlifeecw
Madman- wordllifeecw; he's evil, he's masked, HE'S GOT A CHAIR! Justice is down! TromboneMan is down! He takes a seat on the chair in the middle of the ring! Wow! I love this guy! Well, maybe not love him, I'm not so sure I could love a guy that tried to ram something that's been on a lot of people's asses into my face at high velocity. But still, I think he proved a point.
EVIL MASKED WORDLIFEECW WINS!!!!!!!!!!!
*Evil Masked wordlifeecw grabs a mic*
"Hey TromboneMan! Yeah, you! Hey! Since we've still managed to settle nothing, what do you say we settle this In Your Apartment, 1-on-1... almost. Because I want HIM *points at TheSam08* at ringside. Because he's in an outrage over what I did to him at NOTWZ. What I do to you will be NOTHING compared to that! Are you man enough?
*TheSam grabs a mic* Now wait a minute! Haven't you crippled enough people?! Why do you insist on ruining lives like this?! Does it turn you on?! And as for your challenge, no TromboneMan is not going to- *TromboneMan grabs the mic* I ACCEPT!!! *The crowd roars in approval. wordlifeecw and TromboneMan get in each other's faces as TheSam looks on, horrified* ________________________________________________ D-Day Dave- Now lets take it to G.Neric who is standing by with littlenaitch.
Littlenaitch- Well, well, well, it looks like Seth has found himself a tag team partner in Providence. You see Seth, it doesn't matter who your tag team partner is really because Motor-Cult and I are gonna pound you into retirement you piece of garbage! Now since The Family gets to make the card for the December ppv, I am gonna make a match if that's ok and that match is myself and Motor-Cult against Seth and Providence in a double dog collar match!! This match wont be for the weak of heart!!
*The camera goes back to D-Day Dave and Madman Szalinski*
Madman Szalinski- Now lets take it to G.Neric who got words from Motor-Colt earlier.
Motor-Colt- I'm here with Above Average, now I don't think we need to say too much about how good we are, or how better we are over our opponents... we've beaten Former Champs before, we'll do it again tonight and at In Your Appartment... We'll beat the Current Champs... And that will be the Story on Page One. ________________________________________________ Tag Team Match The Sam08 Family members The Southwest Connection(littlenaitch and Tyfo) w/The Sam08 VS The Story members Motor-Colt and Above Average
Madman- Tyfo whips Colt to the ropes...a reversal...WAIT! Sam08 tried to trip Colt, but he was looking away and he trips Tyfo! Colt comes at him...and Tyfo dumps Colt over the ropes to the floor onto Sam08! Ouch! Sam08 is right up, though, and he slams the barricade onto Colt's ribcage! Ouch! That's worse than being sat on by a fat chick!
D-Dayve- Hey I thought Sam08 was injured in that wheelchair? How did he suddenly get the strength to do that?
Madman- Maybe he used to the force?
D-Dayve- The force of what? A Platypus?
SOUTHWEST CONNECTION WINS!!!!!!!!!!! ________________________________________________
Singles Match j.d. VS General of the Monkey Army
Madman- j.d. stuns him with a jab...it's the Michael Jackson spin and dance...wait, he does a split! And OH! The Johnny Cage! What a punch! The ref must either be blind or he's trying to read the writing on a fan's T-shirt, because he missed that blatant punch to the scrotum!
D-Dayve- Oh wait but the General is back up and does a huge Monkey Toss on j.d. this match is back and forth I have no clue who is going to win!!!!
GENERAL OF THE MONKEY ARMY WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ________________________________________________
Singles Match Legion VS Bob Schlapowitz
Madman- Schlapowitz with right hands...more right hands...off the ropes...and a beautiful running front dropkick! He floated like a butterfly and stung like PCP! Nice move, Robert!
D-Dayve- It sure looks like the popular Bob Schlapowitz has this match under control. I wonder if Legion will be able to turn this thing around.
LEGION WINS!!!!!!!!!!!! ________________________________________________
Littlenaitch became the WWCF Hardcore 24/1 Champion by pinning Cthulhu. ________________________________________________
MAIN EVENT: In Your Apartment Stipulation Tag Team Match(Winner gets to pick the match type for the main event at In Your Apartment) Stryker Duck Silence(MiLo Duck and strykerdarksilence) VS Your Uncle Seth Drakin and Cthulhu aka Providence of the Neighborhood Watch Committee
Madman- And stryker and MiLo set them up...it's a synchronized hurricanrana into a backwards roll out into a standing wishbone into a pick up into a POWERBOMB! Wow, that was so hard I'm out of breath just trying to call it1 Or maybe it's the Pall Malls I smoked before the show! I tell ya, folks, if you're at risk for lung cancer you might not be able to handle the action here in the WWCF!
D-Dayve- It looks like Stryker and MiLo may get the big W here which would be a big advantage for MiLo going into this main event at In Your Apartment to defend his championship against Uncle Seth. I wouldn’t count Uncle Seth and Providence out though.
THE NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH COMMITTEE WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by thesam07 on Feb 25, 2010 2:59:55 GMT -5
I forgot how awesome that feud between me and Evil M was. Capped off with me being M's butler for a week.
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Post by skiller on Feb 25, 2010 4:29:31 GMT -5
I offer to write Starshine/Roo. I might pick up something else later if I'm feeling inspired enough. But I'll also wait to see what other people are choosing first.
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Feb 25, 2010 6:13:22 GMT -5
The Stable Wars looked amazing.
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Dave at the Movies
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Feb 25, 2010 7:46:10 GMT -5
The Stable Wars looked amazing. Yeah it was pretty cool but I still think "The Story" is the worst stable name in wrestling history. lol ;D Hey guys I did some website updates. I haven't gotten the .com yet but I will soon. I need to make sure I can change it without having to change all the links. Rosters Updates New Members Titantothere- wwcf-efed.blogspot.com/2010/02/titanothere.htmlJ.C. Green- wwcf-efed.blogspot.com/2010/02/jc-green.htmlRoster Pic Updates Jazzman- wwcf-efed.blogspot.com/2008/11/grbjazzman.htmlSeth Drakin- wwcf-efed.blogspot.com/2008/11/uncle-seth-drakin.htmlI completely redid the Championship page and used Starshine's title history method so big thanks to Starshine for a more clearer title history for every title. Also I put belt pics before every championship. I used mostly old school WWF belts from the 90s and the old undisputed belt for the Championship Of Honor. wwcf-efed.blogspot.com/2009/10/wwcf-champions.htmlAlso I have a question. Do the main page links on the website show up as one line or does it overlap into two lines on your screen? I was looking on someone else's screen and their resolution was bigger or something and WWCF PPVs page was on it's own line. So is that happening to anyone?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2010 15:37:23 GMT -5
Hey guys. I want to start doing commercials during the shows for various wwcfshop.com products. I already have a few ideas, like WWCF Magazine, action figures, the Leon Sharpe T-Shirt, the TTS Gimmick madlibs, and a few others. If anyone else has any suggestions, please let me know.
I'll post a match writing signup sheet in a little bit.
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Square
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Square-Because he looks good at all the right angles.
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Post by Square on Feb 25, 2010 15:45:19 GMT -5
The Amigo Hug Doll, if you touch the doll it hits you
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Feb 25, 2010 15:50:16 GMT -5
Hey guys. I want to start doing commercials during the shows for various wwcfshop.com products. I already have a few ideas, like WWCF Magazine, action figures, the Leon Sharpe T-Shirt, the TTS Gimmick madlibs, and a few others. If anyone else has any suggestions, please let me know. I'll post a match writing signup sheet in a little bit. Headbanger Man miniature drum kit. Comes with Heavy Metal Hollywood drum sticks and a signed copy of our latest single "Susie The Groupie (Gave Me An STD)".
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Square
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Post by Square on Feb 25, 2010 16:01:03 GMT -5
Aaron Enigma magnifying glass Jay Carrol Champagne Bottle Money Bank Viva Los Bio Dome Dictionary
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2010 16:06:08 GMT -5
Match writing signups:
Heatz!!1
The Nightflys V. Voodoo Champagne
Titanothere V. KCB Being written by BRB
Rankings Match: Starshine(#6) V. Mr. Quintana Roo(#9) Being written by Starshine
NiteRaw
Square and Amigo V. The Truth Coalition Being written by Amigo
M.O.P. and Jonathan Michaels V. The Headbanger Express Being written by Jonathan Michaels
JC Green V. Warrior 2099
The Southwest Connection V. Xavian Gunn and The Smokin' Vokoun Being written by Headbanger Man
Cage Match for the WWCF World Championship: Aaron Enigma (c) V. "King of Hollywood" Viva Los Bio Dome
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Jonathan Michaels
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The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Feb 25, 2010 16:09:00 GMT -5
1. Sara Nakatomi RealDoll 2. Jonathan Michaels First Aid Kit
Also, I'll take my match.
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Square
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Post by Square on Feb 25, 2010 16:10:46 GMT -5
Put me down to write whatever match isn't wanted by anyone else
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Feb 25, 2010 16:13:58 GMT -5
I'll take SWC vs Gunn & Vokoun for 200 please Alex.
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Post by Jazzman on Feb 25, 2010 16:24:38 GMT -5
Ok Honestly, does anyone know where Aaron is? It's kind of concerning that he hasn't even logged on for almost 3 weeks now.
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littlenaitch
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Post by littlenaitch on Feb 25, 2010 19:11:45 GMT -5
We need a Southwest Connection Dynasty t-shirt listing all 3 of our Tag Team Title reigns.
On the front can be a picture of Tyfo and myself holding the tag titles up in the air and on the back it can say Dynasty and list all our reigns.
If someone can photoshop it that would be cool.
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Post by delurked on Feb 25, 2010 19:16:56 GMT -5
Voodoo Lawyer TTS Sacrificial Chicken with Real Blood Spurting Action
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 25, 2010 19:18:39 GMT -5
I dont see anything on the WWCF Champions page except for one belt.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 25, 2010 19:26:48 GMT -5
Also there are still 10 contestants in the Tournament of Honor that will start next week. Try to get the last two spots by PMing me saying you want in.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Feb 25, 2010 19:36:34 GMT -5
1. I would enter the Championship of Honor, but BRB (the character) isn't really that dishonorable - his retention of the Hardcore Title is the result of hard luck.
That is to say, he wouldn't enter the Championship of Honor tournament, Drakin's reinstituted belt in opposition of the Hardcore Belt, while he is Hardcore Champion just to stick it to him.
2. Yeah, really. Where is Aaron Enigma?
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