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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Apr 29, 2010 12:03:57 GMT -5
*Square is stood in the back, wearing a suit and shades* Now that all the kids have finished playing, the Revolution of Evolution has a question to answer. "What plan does Square have to get one up on Boiler?" The answer, nothing. Nothing at all. No attacks from behind, no screwing him out of wins, nothing. Boiler that title you hold is coming to The Saving Grace and there will be NOTHING the fans can say after you are knocked out via the Squreplosion except "Square was the better man and deserves the title". So good luck kid, you're gonna need it.*Square starts to walk off, but stops and turns around* Or maybe, I'm lying. Watch your back Boiler, just in case.*From The Boiler Room* BRB is sitting amongst a haze of smoke with a suspicious looking cigar in hand, looking kinda mellowed out. (coughs) Square... Listen... Uh... You caught me at a bad time.
I'm uh... seeking pharmaceutical therapy for all those cuts on my belly and bangs to the head from WrestleCrApocalypse.
Get back to me when you can, man.
The good news, for me, um, uh, BRB, anyways, is that I uh... won't uh... need this-BRB taps the suspicious cigar to let off some ash After I bury by big, massive, (coughs then laughs) Uh, yeah.
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Apr 29, 2010 16:25:47 GMT -5
DR Jackson: The Thunderdome... A match so sadistic, it is said to change the careers, the lives of those who dare to step in. After walking through the fires of hell I can say that statement could not be anymore accurate.
You see the Black Dynasty stepped into this match and was imediately faced with impossible odds. However I did not back down and I took on all comers. In the process I squared off with Evil M, the supposed "Dominate Monster" of the WWCF. And I broke him. I became the man to be feared around here. It was shortly after that that Yellow Jacket was also eliminated, I may have not gotten the pin. But I had dealt the damage.
However after that, the remaining contestants went straight for me. Was it because they hated me, or they feared me? Sadly in the end their plan worked and The Black Dynasty, the man who single handedly brought the noise to Thunderdome, was denied the WWCF Championship.
It was then I learnt my new mission, to dominate. Tear through everyone one by one until my claim to the title in a one on one contest cannot be ignored. And it starts next weel againt Yellow Jacket, a man who knows my power all too well. After all we've been through, he has the audacity to claim he is starting a new Era? An Era of Athletisism?
Haven't you heard? The Era of Attitude has just begun! And it doesn't look to be ending anytime soon, so YJ keep dreaming.
My Era is in full swing, and it's only gonna get bigger. So Yellow Jacket, Viva, whoever wishes to deny me, you've been warned.
Neither Enemy Nor Friend... Just stepping stones. Damn Right!
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Post by The Hangman on Apr 29, 2010 16:51:18 GMT -5
I had hoped that my actions at the PPV would not create this pointless match on Heatz to occur of a man I already beat, but I digress.
Whether it be Vokoun or Brawler, I will dispose of both, and treat the fans to the true Champion.
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Post by Jay Carroll on Apr 29, 2010 19:07:08 GMT -5
*Jay Carroll finishes signing a couple autographs outside of the Parts Unknown Arena, then walks over to the security booth.* Hey, has Square gotten here yet? I know he comes in on Wednesdays to practice shouting his nicknames to the rafters.*The security guard checks his list.* Nope, Square hasn't signed in since the PPV. Why?Because I know him well enough to know he's going to have a lot to say when he sees the card for the week, and I'd rather get through this diatribe as soon as he arrives. So, make room in the booth. *Jay Carroll hops into the security booth and puts on a shirt and hat, then props his feet up.* Come on Square, let's get this over with... *Square walks up to the security booth* You think you're on the same level as God Gift to Wrestling? Delusional much?*Jay pulls out a clicker and pressed the button.* And there's nickname number one. Yes, I'm not only on your level, but I've surpassed it, went beyond it, and looked back at it with pity and disdain. Continue on....*Jay re-props his feet, clicker in hand*
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Post by Square on Apr 29, 2010 19:27:51 GMT -5
*Square walks up to the security booth* You think you're on the same level as God Gift to Wrestling? Delusional much?*Jay pulls out a clicker and pressed the button.* And there's nickname number one. Yes, I'm not only on your level, but I've surpassed it, went beyond it, and looked back at it with pity and disdain. Continue on....*Jay re-props his feet, clicker in hand* You had one, ONE ppv main event in a 6 man match where you lasted to the final two. Congrats, you deserve it. But you've never been toe to toe one on one against someone like England's Finest.
This is your biggest challenge to date, because you have nowhere to run nowhere to hide your centre stage on your own staring at one of the biggest names in this company. You have to prove that you can hang with the big boys when the lights are shining ever so brightly on you.
Monday night is your make or break moment, the chance for the world to see if Jay Carroll is ready to be the next Colt, the next Enigma the next hero for the WWCF fans to rally behind. And if you don't prove it Monday night, you fall back down the pile where you were trapped months ago. If you arn't taking this match as the biggest as your career so far, then everything you have done to get to the top of WWCF is all thrown away.
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Post by Jay Carroll on Apr 29, 2010 20:35:56 GMT -5
*Jay pulls out a clicker and pressed the button.* And there's nickname number one. Yes, I'm not only on your level, but I've surpassed it, went beyond it, and looked back at it with pity and disdain. Continue on....*Jay re-props his feet, clicker in hand* You had one, ONE ppv main event in a 6 man match where you lasted to the final two. Congrats, you deserve it. But you've never been toe to toe one on one against someone like England's Finest.
This is your biggest challenge to date, because you have nowhere to run nowhere to hide your centre stage on your own staring at one of the biggest names in this company. You have to prove that you can hang with the big boys when the lights are shining ever so brightly on you.
Monday night is your make or break moment, the chance for the world to see if Jay Carroll is ready to be the next Colt, the next Enigma the next hero for the WWCF fans to rally behind. And if you don't prove it Monday night, you fall back down the pile where you were trapped months ago. If you arn't taking this match as the biggest as your career so far, then everything you have done to get to the top of WWCF is all thrown away. Every two months, something intelligent flies out of your mouth Square. Looks like we'll be waiting another two months for something smart to come out of your mouth. And just to remind you, I also won WarGames, so I do have experience on the bigger stages here in the WWCF. I don't plan on being a one hit wonder, and unlike other people who found themselves unable to keep their spot in this company, I'm not going anywhere. I'm not resting on my laurels. And I'm not going to allow myself to pass up any oppurtunity I'm given to prove myself. Comparing me to Colt, to Enigma, to ANYONE is pointless, because they all have one inherent flaw: they aren't me, and never will be. When I'm done, I won't just be the ChampGne standard, I'll be the standard, period.
Monday night, it's going to be me and you. I could ramble on and on about how I'm going to kick your ass, but I apparently have more to prove to you and the world. You'll find out firsthand that when the lights shine the brightest, so do I. And take that to the bank, Square.
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Post by Kris Kobain on Apr 30, 2010 0:50:42 GMT -5
*Kris is standing in the ring at the WWCF arena with a clipboard in hand. The arena is dark and empty except for a spotlight on Kris.
"Get the light out of my eyes Joe! Now let's talk about a few things shall we? First let's talk about The Hangman's claim that he is going to be in a pointless match with a man he already beat. I alredy told you, you mangy mutt, you beat me by luck. There is no way in hell you can beat the prince of prediction, the master of manipulation, the greatest of the great Kris Kobain ever again. Don't believe me? We'll see on Niteraw who exactly is better than the rest. Here's a tip Pipi Longstockings it isn't the hooded freak I'm facing.
Now on to something that has relevance. I have here in my hand a petition to rid this company of Dream Warrior and The little oompa loompa CEO of this company Sethel Drakin! I urge and demand that every wrestler on this roster, every manager, every employee from the referees down to the clowns in catering sign this and rid this federation of these parasites. I beat Dream Warrior and he didn't show his face for weeks. He is a coward and is not fit to step in the same ring as me. And this so called CEO of ours is biased. I urge every single one of you to free us from our shackles and save us from our unjust persecution. I know I can get Sara Nakatomi to sign . *Kris winks I know I can get the heavymetal hollyhoes to sign. Dirty girls or not they know what's good for the company. I know I can get Jessica or should I say Jezebel to sign. So how about the rest of you?"
*We see a security guard coming through the arena with a flashlight.
Security guard: "Hey! I thought I told you to leave! Who keeps letting you in here!?!"
Kris: "I gotta go! Meet me at Denny's everyone!" *Kris jumps out of the ring and runs away with the security guard chasing him...
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 30, 2010 1:42:05 GMT -5
Seth: Kris..........your little insignificant name calling, I know you are trying to get a rise out of me...........but the only thing you are doing is just making me sigh in annoyance and do a facepalm.
Now on your repeated attempts to hit on every woman within this company, you may want to be careful because while I am the only one who is talking to you on this matter, but I don't think I am the only boyfriend of one of the girls who you have been bothering that may end up deciding to you need a good ol' fashioned beatdown.
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Post by Kris Kobain on Apr 30, 2010 2:31:05 GMT -5
Seth: Kris..........your little insignificant name calling, I know you are trying to get a rise out of me...........but the only thing you are doing is just making me sigh in annoyance and do a facepalm.
Now on your repeated attempts to hit on every woman within this company, you may want to be careful because while I am the only one who is talking to you on this matter, but I don't think I am the only boyfriend of one of the girls who you have been bothering that may end up deciding to you need a good ol' fashioned beatdown. Is that a threat you Duncan Hines eating Betty Crocker loving half wit? It's your job to probide a non-hazardous work enviroment. Get me Jeese Jackson! Get me Johnny Cochran! Get me Peter Parker! Rodney King! Rodney King!
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Post by The Captain on Apr 30, 2010 10:52:48 GMT -5
The Metal Express had an eventful evening at WrestlecrApocalypse but one thing sticks in my mind. Losing to M.O.P. I am not a patient man. I played by the rules once again and it cost me. I'm making elementary mistakes, and as a champion it shouldn't be happening, and I will ensure it doesn't from now on.
Jazzman and M.O.P. have a non-title match against us. Now they are not a well-oiled machine like Dave and I are, so we will aim to use our tag team experience to shut them down. M.O.P. has been a thorn in my side for a long time now, and I would like nothing better than to prove that I am on his level, by pinning him 1-2-3 at long last. As for Jazzman, I guess he still has issues with us, but we will show him that metal is a far greater force than jazz ever could be.
I'm not f***ing around anymore. I'm tired of busting my ass night after night and getting no reward for it. From this point on, The Metal Express will assert its dominance in the tag team division, and if you don't like it, we don't care. I think you underestimate mine and Jazzman's tag team experiences there, Headbanger Man. You see, I'm a former tag-team champion myself. I rose my way through the WWCF ranks through my tag-team expertise. It wasn't until I sold out to Corporate that I started to make an impact as a single's wrestler.
Jazzman and I go way back, you see. Remember the Pride? So if you think that you have the advantage because you and your buddy wear those tag team belts, you're clearly mistaken. Don't make the same mistake twice. Your underestimation of me cost you the match at the pay-per-view, and your underestimation of Jazzman's and my team might just cost you another match and maybe even your gold. Now that I've shaken off my ring rust, I'm only going to get better from here.
But there's no shame in losing to me. You guys may hold the belts now, but I'm a former tag-team champion, Inter-Forum Champion, the last ever Heatz!!1 Champion, and the first ever Unified Inter-Forum Champion. I've held almost every single title in this company, save two or three. And the one I care about most is the one your leader conveniently holds.
The Paragon of Excellence has returned to the WWCF to make a statement. The Savior of Sports Entertainment has come back to save the WWCF from the blight which infects it. And that blight is called Heavy Metal Hollywood.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 30, 2010 15:38:22 GMT -5
*Land of Confusion plays as out comes Seth Drakin followed by Jessica, U.N. Owen, and Mr. E. Seth has a microphone as they all enter the ring. The music stops as Seth begings to speak.*
Seth: Ah yes......fun to come out to the old Neighborhood Watch Committee theme. Now no, the NWC is not coming back and no, I will not be putting on that red sweater vest. The reason I came out to that music instead of my usual music is because when I was a member and leader of the NWC, it was a time when our company was very young and it was of course at the Gensis of the now famous Stable Warz Match between the NWC, The Family, & The Story.
For a long time, I have wanted to a sequel to the classic Stable Warz match, but there has been no reason and no way for us to do a sequel......until now. For the past few weeks, we have seen complete hatred between our companies' three stables known as The New Family, Heavy Metal Hollywood, & The Human Hate Machines.
So at the Survivor Team Challenge Series, we will have a gauntlet style 12-man triple threat tag team elimination match. 3 men (one from each stable will start off the match and as soon as they are eliminated via pinfall or submission, they will be sent to the back and another person from the stable that the eliminated member is a member of.....will come out.
Now, because of that...........several championship belts will not be defended at the ppv, so instead they will be defended at a special Championship Heatz. On Championship Heatz, all of the belts will be defended. And some of the matches that will happen are......The Inter-Forums Champion Boiler Room Brawler will defend his title against the number one contender Square, The Hardcore Champion Smokin Vokoun will defend his title against the winner of The Hangman vs Kris Kobain match on NiteRaw, and we will have the Tag Team Champions Heavy Metal Express defend their titles against two members of The Human Hate Machines & The Truth Coalition.
Now there will also be matches for the Championship of Honor as well as the World Heavyweight Title, but right now............I do not have any number one contenders for those matches so I hope you enjoy the upcoming Championship Heatz, as well as our ppv known as Survivor Team Challenge series.
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Post by Viva on Apr 30, 2010 23:47:24 GMT -5
*Kris is standing in the ring at the WWCF arena with a clipboard in hand. The arena is dark and empty except for a spotlight on Kris. "Get the light out of my eyes Joe! Now let's talk about a few things shall we? First let's talk about The Hangman's claim that he is going to be in a pointless match with a man he already beat. I alredy told you, you mangy mutt, you beat me by luck. There is no way in hell you can beat the prince of prediction, the master of manipulation, the greatest of the great Kris Kobain ever again. Don't believe me? We'll see on Niteraw who exactly is better than the rest. Here's a tip Pipi Longstockings it isn't the hooded freak I'm facing. Now on to something that has relevance. I have here in my hand a petition to rid this company of Dream Warrior and The little oompa loompa CEO of this company Sethel Drakin! I urge and demand that every wrestler on this roster, every manager, every employee from the referees down to the clowns in catering sign this and rid this federation of these parasites. I beat Dream Warrior and he didn't show his face for weeks. He is a coward and is not fit to step in the same ring as me. And this so called CEO of ours is biased. I urge every single one of you to free us from our shackles and save us from our unjust persecution. I know I can get Sara Nakatomi to sign . *Kris winks I know I can get the heavymetal hollyhoes to sign. Dirty girls or not they know what's good for the company. I know I can get Jessica or should I say Jezebel to sign. So how about the rest of you?" *We see a security guard coming through the arena with a flashlight. Security guard: "Hey! I thought I told you to leave! Who keeps letting you in here!?!" Kris: "I gotta go! Meet me at Denny's everyone!" *Kris jumps out of the ring and runs away with the security guard chasing him... Sadly, Kris, you don't know jack shit. I hereby decline this opportunity to join your crusade. I've got my own fish to fry, my own shit to do, and I've already gotten my point across to Seth Drakin. Now, I don't speak for everyone in Heavy Metal Hollywood, but I do speak for these ladies, and we have far better things to do than stoop to your level. It's a shame you didn't think of this a couple of weeks ago, before our tag match. You might have suckered me in. Instead, you're having fun wallowing around in my sloppy seconds like a four year old in a puddle.
Here's my advice to you, f*** off kid. You're in over your head.
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Post by Kris Kobain on May 1, 2010 0:55:30 GMT -5
"This roster is full of craven, malingerer,poltroon, epicene little parasites. From Slothh Drakin,to Dream Warrior, all the way to the cretin known as Viva Los Bio Dome and in case you don't know what that translates to it translates to Long live the boring dummy. You softheads don't know magnanimity when it smacks you dead in your dribbling little foreheads. Enjoy your servitude and your magisterial little attitudes. Because while you're busy trying to cash in with your so called hardcore wrestling and so called bad ass behaviour I'll be walking out to chants of Kris Kobian Kris Kobain Kris Kobain. Entertaining all the Kobainites in Kobaination. Soon or later all you schlemiel little freaks are going to feel The Afterburn!
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Post by Dave at the Movies on May 1, 2010 9:02:22 GMT -5
Seth: Kris..........your little insignificant name calling, I know you are trying to get a rise out of me...........but the only thing you are doing is just making me sigh in annoyance and do a facepalm.
Now on your repeated attempts to hit on every woman within this company, you may want to be careful because while I am the only one who is talking to you on this matter, but I don't think I am the only boyfriend of one of the girls who you have been bothering that may end up deciding to you need a good ol' fashioned beatdown. Is that a threat you Duncan Hines eating Betty Crocker loving half wit? It's your job to probide a non-hazardous work enviroment. Get me Jeese Jackson! Get me Johnny Cochran! Get me Peter Parker! Rodney King! Rodney King! Hey that's Damn Right Jackson's gimmick!!
*Meets Kris Kobain at Dennys*
Give me the petition to sign you energetic emo.
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Post by dreamwarrior on May 1, 2010 12:23:34 GMT -5
Your pretty full of yourself huh? Why don't you put your money where your mouth is and challenge me on Heats.I am ready for you I am not going to take you lightly your ingorance will be my strength and i will take you to the limit. Don't you sass me kid!I'll slap the taste roght out of your sissy little mouth! I already dominated you once! Your career is finished! I demand that the executives do thier job and ban Dream Warrior from the building! I ended his career! Get on that Steve Drakind you Mario Lopez want to be! Get him out of here! I will admit you are more experience then me. You have been here longer and I am just a rookie. I am no flash in the pan yes you might beat me and might kick my rear end but not without a fight you wont. I am gonna give it my all against you in my first match.You might beat me but you never can kill the spirit of the Dream Warrior so i will see you Sunday*
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Post by Kris Kobain on May 1, 2010 13:08:27 GMT -5
You see this Stan Drunkin!?! Huh you nit wit megalomaniac!?! I now have support against you and your apathetic approach to my complaints! Pepperoni may be the new bacon but your little girlfriend will always be the only hog in the WWCF.
As for you so called Dream Warrior...wake up and realise your nightmare junior....I already beat you in your first match....and your next match will be your last! I will see to it! Wipe that make up off your face you pathetic little freak! What are you, some kind of clown? I am not laughing. In fact the only thing that makes me laugh is The Hangman thinking he can beat me. Ha! Ha! Ha!
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Post by delurked on May 1, 2010 13:10:59 GMT -5
Don't you sass me kid!I'll slap the taste roght out of your sissy little mouth! I already dominated you once! Your career is finished! I demand that the executives do thier job and ban Dream Warrior from the building! I ended his career! Get on that Steve Drakind you Mario Lopez want to be! Get him out of here! I will admit you are more experience then me. You have been here longer and I am just a rookie. I am no flash in the pan yes you might beat me and might kick my rear end but not without a fight you wont. I am gonna give it my all against you in my first match.You might beat me but you never can kill the spirit of the Dream Warrior so i will see you Sunday* (Let me break character here and let you know dream warrior is going to be facing Titanothere Sunday on Heatz!. Though I believe a feud between you and Kris Kobain is in the works)
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Post by Kris Kobain on May 1, 2010 13:14:51 GMT -5
I will admit you are more experience then me. You have been here longer and I am just a rookie. I am no flash in the pan yes you might beat me and might kick my rear end but not without a fight you wont. I am gonna give it my all against you in my first match.You might beat me but you never can kill the spirit of the Dream Warrior so i will see you Sunday* (Let me break character here and let you know dream warrior is going to be facing Titanothere Sunday on Heatz!. Though I believe a feud between you and Kris Kobain is in the works) (Also out of character. I think Dream Warrior missed that match which caused the confusion.)
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Post by dreamwarrior on May 1, 2010 13:21:48 GMT -5
I will admit you are more experience then me. You have been here longer and I am just a rookie. I am no flash in the pan yes you might beat me and might kick my rear end but not without a fight you wont. I am gonna give it my all against you in my first match.You might beat me but you never can kill the spirit of the Dream Warrior so i will see you Sunday* (Let me break character here and let you know dream warrior is going to be facing Titanothere Sunday on Heatz!. Though I believe a feud between you and Kris Kobain is in the works) Titanonthere you are a big guy and I respect you. When we get in the ring i will give you everything I got. You might beat or you might not. I can guarantee one thing it wont be without a fight. You can expect I will give you the fight of your life it doesn't matter the size dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog. [/quote]
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on May 1, 2010 14:02:19 GMT -5
I've spent this whole week replaying the Thunderdome in my head. All of the carnage, the hellacious brutality, it won't leave me. The pain may be soothing, but the memories aren't. What's haunting me the most is that I didn't walk the WWCF Champion.
I've spent this week blaming myself and others for my misfortune. Back and forth, the blame wheel went round. It wasn't until last night that it hit me. The reason I lost wasn't because of the fellow competitors or even myself. It was the Thunderdome itself.
I'm a collegiate athlete, not a gritty brawler. I don't call the confines of the Thunderdome home. I call the squared circle home. I was the away team, and I lost to those with a home field advantage. I put up a fight, but I came up short. I shouldn't kick myself for that.
It's time for me to put the past in the past. I have a bright future ahead of me, I'm not going to let this roadblock blow out my tires. I'm going to get back into the driver's seat and drive forward. My next stop is "Damn Right" Jackson.
DR, you're a talented athlete. We came into the WWCF at the same time, and we had the same goal: to make an impact. We have done that. This won't be the first time our paths cross, and I highly doubt it will be the last. Unlike last time, we'll be at the same durability. Unlike last time, I'll be the one with my hand raised high.
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