Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Nov 11, 2009 20:38:00 GMT -5
*A much more calmer and non-chain wielding Amigo speaks to the camera*
So, since I'm not yet booked for the big ol' PPV coming up, I have yet another clever idea. So, as people may know, Seth Drakin has basically put a hit on Jonathan Michaels and his title. Now, Yellowjacket, a guy who is about as prepared for this as a tiny nebbish Jewish guy called Mel for a fight with someone like Black Dynamite, has been chosen to try to succeed. Now, obviously, he's not going to win, and he will be badly hurt, and frankly, it's going to be hilarious, but I figured this occasion is going to be volatile. I mean, I'm 87% sure the Ref for this match is going to get hurt, so........ I nominate myself as a Special Referee for that match. I mean, I won't be biased, since I dislike both of them, I can take one to the chin, and shrug it off, and thirdly, I can deny whatshisface a chance for ill-planned revenge on a big stage, which is what he deserves, to be frank. So, how about it, eh? How could a smart businessman such as Mr. Drakin ever trust an iniquitous rapscallion such as you? I man who feeds off the blood of others feels he can maintain order. I don't think so. For starters, a referee needs to know the rules of the game, which you clearly don't. You abide by your own method of cheap and callous brawls and hardcore offense.
*YJ pauses for a second*
Then again, this is a Hardcore Match. This is right up your alley. Maybe having you as the special referee isn't such a bad idea. Besides, who knows, maybe you'll learn a thing or two from watching me. See, you aren't as nearly as stupid as you look. And, of course, I know all the rules. I just choose to ignore them. I'll call this match right down the middle, which hopefully one of you two shysters will stab eachother there. Oh, and no one says "Rapscallion" in 2009 anymore, unless they are being ironic, Father Time.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 11, 2009 20:38:12 GMT -5
By the way, it's nice to see KCB return to the fold.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Nov 11, 2009 20:40:49 GMT -5
How could a smart businessman such as Mr. Drakin ever trust an iniquitous rapscallion such as you? I man who feeds off the blood of others feels he can maintain order. I don't think so. For starters, a referee needs to know the rules of the game, which you clearly don't. You abide by your own method of cheap and callous brawls and hardcore offense.
*YJ pauses for a second*
Then again, this is a Hardcore Match. This is right up your alley. Maybe having you as the special referee isn't such a bad idea. Besides, who knows, maybe you'll learn a thing or two from watching me. See, you aren't as nearly as stupid as you look. And, of course, I know all the rules. I just choose to ignore them. I'll call this match right down the middle, which hopefully one of you two shysters will stab eachother there. Oh, and no one says "Rapscallion" in 2009 anymore, unless they are being ironic, Father Time. The reason nobody says rapscallion anymore is because this generation has been wiped out of intelligence, and have accepted the calling card of idiocy. Instead of using correct and proper grammar, they opt to speak in broken english and "hip" text talk.
This isn't about grammar, though. This is about honor, respect and dignity. Something this business is in dire need of. I intend on injecting this place with some it. You'll get to see that first-hand.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Nov 11, 2009 20:42:31 GMT -5
See, you aren't as nearly as stupid as you look. And, of course, I know all the rules. I just choose to ignore them. I'll call this match right down the middle, which hopefully one of you two shysters will stab eachother there. Oh, and no one says "Rapscallion" in 2009 anymore, unless they are being ironic, Father Time. The reason nobody says rapscallion anymore is because this generation has been wiped out of intelligence, and have accepted the calling card of idiocy. Instead of using correct and proper grammar, they opt to speak in broken english and "hip" text talk.
This isn't about grammar, though. This is about honor, respect and dignity. Something this business is in dire need of. I intend on injecting this place with some it. You'll get to see that first-hand. "Hip"? Jesus, what's next, no sex before marriage?
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Nov 11, 2009 20:44:40 GMT -5
The reason nobody says rapscallion anymore is because this generation has been wiped out of intelligence, and have accepted the calling card of idiocy. Instead of using correct and proper grammar, they opt to speak in broken english and "hip" text talk.
This isn't about grammar, though. This is about honor, respect and dignity. Something this business is in dire need of. I intend on injecting this place with some it. You'll get to see that first-hand. "Hip"? Jesus, what's next, no sex before marriage? Though I have many friends who believe in abstinence, I don't follow it. If a man and a woman want to have sex, then so be it. I've been known to have my rendezvous's with the opposite sex on many occasion.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Nov 11, 2009 20:46:27 GMT -5
"Hip"? Jesus, what's next, no sex before marriage? Though I have many friends who believe in abstinence, I don't follow it. If a man and a woman want to have sex, then so be it. I've been known to have my rendezvous's with the opposite sex on many occasion. Well, at least you aren't completly Amish, I guess. By the way, you can say "screwed a girl" or "f***ed some lady" around me, I don't care.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Nov 11, 2009 20:47:44 GMT -5
Though I have many friends who believe in abstinence, I don't follow it. If a man and a woman want to have sex, then so be it. I've been known to have my rendezvous's with the opposite sex on many occasion. Well, at least you aren't completly Amish, I guess. By the way, you can say "screwed a girl" or "f***ed some lady" around me, I don't care. You may not care, but I do you pestilent fool.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Nov 11, 2009 20:49:15 GMT -5
Well, at least you aren't completly Amish, I guess. By the way, you can say "screwed a girl" or "f***ed some lady" around me, I don't care. You may not care, but I do you pestilent fool. Yeah, I bet that would make your mom mad, who you still probably live with, and she might have to give you a spanking.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2009 20:51:17 GMT -5
*Sparks is sitting on a folding chair in a darkened room.*
So...ya wanna be a special guest referee, huh? I see...I see what you are trying to do. Do you honestly think...that I am going to give up...just shrug it off as if nothing even happened? Even if you don't accept my challenge, I plan to make your life a living hell. IF you think for one second...ONE DAMN SECOND that I will just forget what you did to me...you've got anotgher thing coming, Amigo.
You eliminated me at the battle royal on Niteraw, I won't deny that, but you can't deny the fact that I was the one who came BACK...to eliminate YOU. Think about it. You could have participated in the Fatal Four-way for that prestigious world title...but no. You wanna know why?...BECAUSE OF ME! I COST YOU THAT WORLD TITLE SHOT. Think about how many times that opportunity comes around. And you lost...once again.
That was only a taste of what else I have planned for you. I don't care about titles, or trophies...The only thing on my mind...is causing you absolute pain and misery in the WORST form...I've said it before and I'll say it again...Amigo...it's not over...
*Walks off screen, the sound of an industrial door opening. The light of the outside partially illuminates the room, until the door closes.*
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Nov 11, 2009 20:52:55 GMT -5
Yes, getting pulled over some ring ropes was so agonizing.
*Turns to Yellowjacket*
Oh, you are still here? Well, Ill be off, the clowns have came, and my message was sent.
I'll be back after I'm done with some "work".
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Nov 11, 2009 20:53:25 GMT -5
You may not care, but I do you pestilent fool. Yeah, I bet that would make your mom mad, who you still probably live with, and she might have to give you a spanking. Resorting to both Mamma's boy jokes. How pitiful.
Let me put a halt to to this sad argument that you think you're winning, and you give you a stern warning. At In Your Apartment, I want you to pay close attention to the match. Watch every move I make. Once I'm finished with Jonathan Michaels, you're next on my list.
A little advice. Quit making jokes and start doing your homework.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Nov 11, 2009 20:54:35 GMT -5
Yeah, I bet that would make your mom mad, who you still probably live with, and she might have to give you a spanking. Resorting to both Mamma's boy jokes. How pitiful.
Let me put a halt to to this sad argument that you think you're winning, and you give you a stern warning. At In Your Apartment, I want you to pay close attention to the match. Watch every move I make. Once I'm finished with Jonathan Michaels, you're next on my list.
A little advice. Quit making jokes and start doing your homework. *Walking away*
I missed most of it, but like most things about you, I'm sure it wasn't important. Bye!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 11, 2009 20:55:41 GMT -5
Well, for what it's worth I have modified my signature to help recruit more people into this thread.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Nov 11, 2009 20:56:38 GMT -5
Ah, that was fun.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2009 23:13:46 GMT -5
OK. Let's see...
Heatz!!1
Relegate Hunter V. KCB
Inspector Shetty V. Boiler Room Brawler
Ganzo Bomb V. "Champagne" Jay Carroll
NiteRaw
"Damn Right" Jackson V. Little Naitch
Cage King V. Amigo
Square V. King Motor-Colt
Yellow Jacket V. TTS
Jonathan Michaels, M.O.P., Aaron Enigma, and The General of the Monkey Army V. Tyfo, The Boiler Room Brawler, and Two Guys Who Seriously Rock
And what is going on with the Tag Team situation?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2009 23:16:59 GMT -5
I'll take the match with YJ GURU'S OF RANDOM FACEOFF!
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Post by Viva on Nov 11, 2009 23:23:07 GMT -5
Niteraw is going to have both The Boiler Room w/ Viva Los Bio Dome, as well as a meeting between me and Seth Drakin.
As for the tag team situation, I'm not sure. Cook something up, Evil M!
Secondly, The Boiler Room must take place before the meeting between me and Seth.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Nov 11, 2009 23:26:34 GMT -5
Hey, maybe I'll win a match now. Good thing most of them are indirect.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2009 23:27:24 GMT -5
Niteraw is going to have both The Boiler Room w/ Viva Los Bio Dome, as well as a meeting between me and Seth Drakin. As for the tag team situation, I'm not sure. Cook something up, Evil M! Secondly, The Boiler Room must take place before the meeting between me and Seth. Yep, I have the Boiler Room segment and BRB let me know about the placement. As for the Tag Team situation, I'm gonna wait on Starshine, as he seems to have something worked out.
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Post by Jazzman on Nov 11, 2009 23:37:59 GMT -5
Niteraw is going to have both The Boiler Room w/ Viva Los Bio Dome, as well as a meeting between me and Seth Drakin. As for the tag team situation, I'm not sure. Cook something up, Evil M! Secondly, The Boiler Room must take place before the meeting between me and Seth. Yep, I have the Boiler Room segment and BRB let me know about the placement. As for the Tag Team situation, I'm gonna wait on Starshine, as he seems to have something worked out. Maybe a contract signing segment between the four men in the ME at IYA? Then run the tag match Colt/Enigma v. Jazzman/Square next week?
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