the Raw is Ken Knee Caption Thread

[lildude8218]

Estrada: I made this in como se dice? Wood shop HA HA



Cena didn't know what to do when he saw the dynamite strapped to Estrada's chest.



We may never know why John Cena put the STFU on Dave Attell but we can thank God that Johnny Nitro was there to help him.



Referee: *points at the mat* What did YOU do? Did you make another mess on the mat? BAD! You hear me? BAD! That's what the newspaper is for!

Nitro: *looks away sad*



Cena: I passed out and someone gave me a goofy haircut? Oh wait...



Jerry Lawler pulled the mask off the ghost and revealed it to be Old Man Viscera!

Viscera: I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for this dirty old man hanging around these little kids!

Lawler: Don't forget the puppies! HAHA!



This week on Raw Chris Masters premiered the brand new Mastercock Challenge.



Shelton and Charlie. It's like a hobo playing Magic: The Gathering



Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas star in the All New Bosom Buddies. Coming to ABC this Spring.



Torgo doesn't like when master slaps him.



Charlie Haas showed off his new finisher, The San Francisco "Spike"



After he tore his quad, Kenny realized his last name was really Nash.



Sabretooth was PISSED!



Randy Orton couldn't believe that this staring contest was entering the 37th hour.



After Victoria killed Torrie in the ring, the IWC finally started to admit that she was a risk in the ring.



Kid: *crying* STOP!!!! STOP!!! She's already dead



SWERVE! Vampire Torrie bit Carlito on the neck and they both joined up with Kevin Thorn and Ariel.



Even the flying pink elephant that normally sat on Jeff's shoulder didn't want anything to do with Umaga.



The Mother Umaga was pissed that Jeff Hardy messed with its baby.



So when did they change the costume that the Phoenix Suns Gorilla wears? I mean, I'm not complaining but still.



Cena whips Rick Martel into the corner.



Johnny Nitro does his best to kick Skeleton Bob off of Cena's back.



The same guy who raised the briefcase on Stone Cold Steve Austin also decided to pull Johnny Nitro away. Hopefully forever.



Cena: YOU GOT KNOCKED THE F**K OUT!



The necklaces that these rappers were wearing these days were getting borderline ridiculous!

[FHgrad99]

Where will you be when your diarrhea returns?



Estrada: "Cena, help me there is a mouse in my shirt. It's right there."



Johnny Nitro always found that it was neccessary to wind his arms up when he was about to deliver a kick.



Nitro: "Eww, I just stepped in it."



Cena: "Who put the glue on my hand when I was knocked out?"



The unigluer strikes again.



Lawler: "Hey Masters, when is the last time you washed your tights? You might need to get those washed."



"We are back to bring back the credibility to the tag team division."



Benjamin and Haas get a whiff of the stench that Chris Masters tights made in the ring.



The unigluer gets another victim.



Charlie Haas thought that this was a Bra and Panties match. He was sadly mistaken.



Kenny: "That damn Little Bastard kicked me in the shin. Did you see that?"



Triple H. auditions to be the new MGM Lion.



Orton finds out how Edge failed metal shop.

Orton: "You say that is supposed to be a tool box?"



This is taking HLA to another level.



Chris Masters considers this foreplay.



And somewhere, Billy Kidman cries.



Umaga: "Wow, you have a lot of tension in your shoulders. Let me work on that."



Umaga was confused when a giant clone of him appeared.



Nitro: "Here, smell my finger."



Presenting the worlds worst portrait.



In a shocking twist it was revealed that John Cena and Johnny Nitro were marionettes.



Johnny Nitro was practicing his wire fighting technique when one of his wires broke.



Cena: "Nitro, I had no idea that you were narcoleptic."



Cena still hasn't grasped how you wear a belt.

[MCCW > IWC*]

"After he tore his quad, Kenny realized his last name was really Nash."

My favorite! HA HA!

[Sajoa Moe]

Estrada: Ticking? I don't hear ticking.



Estrada: Get off! No means no! NO MEANS NO!!



Estrada: Hey, Mom! I'm tapping out on live TV!



Cena was feeling around to see if someone drew on his face.



With Viscera horribly out of step, Jerry was sure they'd lose the dance contest.



Shelton: I can crap out better talent than you...and here's proof!



Not to be outdone by John Cena, DX went after D-list celebrity Ryan Seacrest.



AHHHHHH-CHHOOOOOO!!!!



Masters realized then that his puppet show was a total flop.



Melina asks for an iron to flatten out the crease in her boobs.

[Avalanche Alvarez]

ESTRADA: (Normal voice) "...and I had a DICKENS of a time getting those little sails up inside of the bottle. What? We're back on the air? LEESEN TO ME.....HAHA.....!"



ESTRADA: "For the last time...these are NOT your Spongebob Underoos!"



REF: "Johnny, think you could use those brooms on your calves to sweep this stuff up."
JOHNNY: "....stop PICKING on me!"



CENA: (Waking up) "Man, I had a horrible dream. I dreamt I was in this really crappy movie and working for this old...what? We're on?!



LAWLER: "You know, I used to think you were crazy but now I can clearly see your nuts."



KENNY: "...fell on my keys...give me a minute...(tears welling up)..I'll be okay...."



EDGE: "Joke's on YOU, DX! You won't get the deposit back on THIS chair!"



CAMERAMAN: (Whispering) "...around your WAIST, John! Your WAIST! What a f***ing idiot! Never mind!"



HARDY: "So THAT'S what Sabu was pointing at! It's a pair of Vince's pants! How'd those get up there?!"



UMAGA'S DEEP THOUGHTS:

UMAGA (L) "...what am I doing? I graduated from Yale to do this?"
UMAGA (R) "Rkjkerjwkelrlweelkwlrlk!"
J.R. "He's so savage!"

[elhomero]

Cena: Stop being a ham sandwhich and take the box.



Crowd: TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF



JR: Cena doesn't even have the STFU completely on and Estrada is tapping BY GAWD.



John Cena's blood on Mondays cures AIDS too bad he doesn't bleed.



Viscera is hungry for old men



Shelton has been Humbled.....wait he's enjoying it?!



Great Muta has no spare knees to give out



WAAAAAAAAAAARRIORRRRR



Domestic abuse



Stop looking at my ass, I only do this entrance to get paid.

[Jiren]

Under the influence of Alcohol Cena wanted to see "Little Estrada"


S*** i left the cooker on


Nitro sees the effects of having a Curry before a match


King's new fetish


WE ARE "THE GINYU FORCE!!!!!!!!!"


Seeing A good storyline in the WWE or finding god, Robbie proves finding god is more possible


Haas always wanted to see what was under a scots man's kilt


Kenny tries to show that he's better at faking injury than Drogba


I SAID I WANTED VINEGAR ON MY SALAD!!!!!!!!!!


Rated RKO & Kenny see's the damage HHH can cause to an innocent chair when he gets the wrong salad dressing


Victoria uses torrie to quench her thirst for blood


We now see why Masters failed as a Chiropractor


I'm Sorry here's that dollar i owe ya


Umaga head: You have forgotten who you are and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself, umaga. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the Circle of Life.


Nitro: Melina get ready for your cavity search


Cena: LOOK i'm taking you to see "Santa claus 3" wether you like it or not


Cena: "Well it's one for the money, Two for the show, three to get ready now go cat go".
also Nitro reinacts the Dire straights "Romeo & Juliet" video


Spock: [after Nitro has fallen off the rafters] Perhaps "because it is there" is not sufficient reason for climbing up the rafters.
Nitro: I am hardly in a position to disagree.
[see Cenna lying there]
Nitro: Hi, Cena! Mind if we drop in for dinner?


Nitro: Uhhhh i can see right up your nose, blow once in a while ya dirty bugger

[krazysane]

i liked how jr got pissed off for nitro hitten cena from behind... but didnt mention that cena had put the stfu on Estrada after the match was over, nitro was only helping. tsk tsk

[hurrikane313]

lildude8218 said:

Estrada: This solid oak jewelry box was made in 1843, you can see this by the signature on the bottom.



Cena: Are you sure, you caught it in the zipper, because I can't see anything.
Estrada: Awkward moment!



Nitro could not believe Cena sheilded Estrada with his own body.



Referee: How many times do I have to tell you, THE LITTER BOX, THE LITTER BOX!
Nitro: I am shame faced



Cena couldn't believe what he was seeing or hearing when he was announced as the WWE Champion!



Viscera did not trust anyone backstage to watch his dinner so he took it to the ring wth him!



The monday night raw crowd were stunned when they learned Vince McMahon had branched out into the gay porn industry!



Charlie: Look Shelton no hands!
Shelton: Heh so what else is new, I've been getting screwed for months.



Shelton and Charlie in their best Ron Simmons voices: DAMN!



Robbie: Hey Rory, I can see the light!



Charlie Haas could not believe what a Scotsman wore under his kilt!



Kenny: I saw AJ Styles do this last night and it lead to a victory!



Triple H does his best smell the fart acting.



Randy Orton: Edge when Vince told you to take a seat, I dont think he meant literally take a seat.



Vince McMahon apologized to the monday night raw audience for the earlier gay porn segment and provided some live HLA.



Masters got pissed when Torrie mentioned his little friend.



Torrie finally got her wish of being in the arms of sideshow bob.



Jeff: Look its Sting!



Umaga still has not grasped the simple concept of a mirror



Now showing on USA Planet of the Apes!



Cena and Nitro: Cheese!



JR: Johnny Nitro with a high elevated leg drop on the invisible man.



The raw crowd were once against disgusted as Vince once again produced a gay porn segment that gave a whole new meaning to giving head.



Cena: Wait a damn minute, didn't you win Tough Enough?



Cena: If they think I am putting this damn stupid belt around my waist they got another thing coming!

[JacopeX]

AAE: I made it myself.....if joo know what I mean....

::Cena laughs after opening the box and eating it happy to know it was chocolate cake::

AAE: Om My god! I cant belive he fell for it! Gotta keep the laughter in!



Crowd: EC DUB! EC DUB! EC DUB! EC DUB!



nitro was about to save AAE from John Cena's "Big mouth"


Ref and Johnny nitro were both dissapointed that they missed the cigar give away and to see that John cena fell asleep through it all.





John Cena refuses to get up after being suprised to know of having an accident in his pants.





Next week on RAW: Milk truck VS. a Milk bottle



Masters: How about this angle?

Lawler: Gay.



Robbie finally notices what Sabu points at.........It Judy Bagwell on a pole! BAH GAWD KANG! LACK OF STIPULATIUUUNS!





Kenny fouls himself after failing to slide tackle the right way.



ARMBAR!



Randy orton was shocked of what Edge did with Lita on tthat very Chair. Kenny looks at Lita with digust.




Masters failed at trying to disguise as Torrie Wilson.




Umaga is not a very good mesage therapist.

Jeff Hardy: No no! NO NO! Youre doing it all wrong!





Melina: That this make my ass look big

Nitro: You betcha!

[balmudo]

"It is Armando Alejandro Estrrrada! There's his pacemaker scar, cattleskull birthmark, and his famous superfluous third nipple."

"Well Cena *haha* at least joo is not as bad as customs!"

[Ace Diamond]

AAE: Now John, you can either keep the Red Snapper or you can go for what's in the box that I'm holding right now! What's it going to be?



This was moments before the chestburster burst through Armando's ribcage.


Nitro: Wax-on wax-off, Mother-huger!



Nitro: Man...I kicked him so hard he lost bowel control...gross!




Shelton and Haas begin practicing for next years Halloween. Their costume choice? Goro from Mortal Kombat.



Edge: This chair did nothing wrong! He was just sitting there minding his own business and you KILLED HIM!!! DAMN YOU HUNTER!!!

[balmudo]

Damn DX - That chair had ONE DAY UNTIL RETIREMENT!!!

[JacopeX]

LMAO

cenaandedge.ytmnd.com/

[Sajoa Moe]

She packed my bags,
last night, preflight.
And I'm gonna be...HIIIIIGGGHHH!
As a KITE...by then.

And I think it's gonna BE a long long time
Till touchdown brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home, OH no, no.
I'm a Rocketman!
Rock-It Man!
Burning out my fuse out here, alone!

[Ace Diamond]

evrbody said:

She packed my bags,
last night, preflight.
And I'm gonna be...HIIIIIGGGHHH!
As a KITE...by then.

And I think it's gonna BE a long long time
Till touchdown brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home, OH no, no.
I'm a Rocketman!
Rock-It Man!
Burning out my fuse out here, alone!

missed a couple lines but I think this wins for this week ;D

[Sajoa Moe]

aodpilot said:

evrbody said:

She packed my bags,
last night, preflight.
And I'm gonna be...HIIIIIGGGHHH!
As a KITE...by then.

And I think it's gonna BE a long long time
Till touchdown brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home, OH no, no.
I'm a Rocketman!
Rock-It Man!
Burning out my fuse out here, alone!

missed a couple lines but I think this wins for this week ;D

As long as people get the gist of it, that's all that matters.

[Bill.]

BASTION BOOGER!

[Gopher Mod]

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND!

[Shy Guy]

lawler: wow...last time i was in this position it was an 18year old girl on top...



haas and benjamin: LOL! you thought she was 18!