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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Nov 10, 2009 0:18:13 GMT -5
Hey! I know what logic is... I just can't follow it because your STUPID NEEDLE TO MY FOREHEAD DIDN'T WORK! I mean, come the meow on, what the **** were you thinking!? *moves away from the abandoned Deadpool armor to hop on top of the new one, pressing a Cutlass against the side of his head* Now do you want my help or not? >=/ I assure you Revy, your cutlasses will do little to no damage against this unit.*reaches up, grabs Revy by the back of the neck of her shirt and puts her on the ground* However, I have learned that I will need help in destroying these abominations. I am sorry the nanites have not helped you as I hoped they would. Our calculations, our science, it... didn't help you as I hoped it would. It didn't fix you. I assure you though, that if you continue to help us we will make all efforts to end the torment or pain that is going through your head right now.*teleports to where Nekpool is* so RoboPool......I'm just going to play doctor and remove her organs and then....I mean keep an eye on her so she can't escape Revy, this bob is far beyond our help. His hallucinating is to much. He thinks he found Nekopool but she is in the future and was in a hidden place, and as the last broadcast I recieved revealed has since been rescured by her fellow insanity driven cultists and abominations. There is no doubt in my mind that she will shortly find her way back to this time.
I don't know rather to try the nanites, or put the poor guy out of his misery.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Nov 10, 2009 0:24:19 GMT -5
You can't heal stupid, so fill it full of lead instead.
*pulls out the Browning rifle again*
And technically, she likes the ****in' chaos in her mind, because it lets me know that this is meow. Meow, meow repeatedly in the back of his ****ing skull.
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Post by bob on Nov 10, 2009 0:27:11 GMT -5
Hey! I know what logic is... I just can't follow it because your STUPID NEEDLE TO MY FOREHEAD DIDN'T WORK! I mean, come the meow on, what the **** were you thinking!? *moves away from the abandoned Deadpool armor to hop on top of the new one, pressing a Cutlass against the side of his head* Now do you want my help or not? >=/ I assure you Revy, your cutlasses will do little to no damage against this unit.*reaches up, grabs Revy by the back of the neck of her shirt and puts her on the ground* However, I have learned that I will need help in destroying these abominations. I am sorry the nanites have not helped you as I hoped they would. Our calculations, our science, it... didn't help you as I hoped it would. It didn't fix you. I assure you though, that if you continue to help us we will make all efforts to end the torment or pain that is going through your head right now.*teleports to where Nekpool is* so RoboPool......I'm just going to play doctor and remove her organs and then....I mean keep an eye on her so she can't escape Revy, this bob is far beyond our help. His hallucinating is to much. He thinks he found Nekopool but she is in the future and was in a hidden place, and as the last broadcast I recieved revealed has since been rescured by her fellow insanity driven cultists and abominations. There is no doubt in my mind that she will shortly find her way back to this time.
I don't know rather to try the nanites, or put the poor guy out of his misery.I did say that I was going to help you restore order so I'd greatly appreciate you not killing me....and besides I have a gift for you *gives RoboPool a chimichanga* and can you get rid of the voices in my head...that would be nice
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Nov 10, 2009 0:37:33 GMT -5
Retcon Gun, huh?
I'll bid these 17 alternate universes I have in my possesion.
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Post by bob on Nov 10, 2009 0:52:33 GMT -5
I bid 1 million chimichanga's for the Recton Gun
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Nov 10, 2009 0:54:58 GMT -5
One of my alternate universes contains 100 BILLION Chimichangas.
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Post by bob on Nov 10, 2009 1:03:07 GMT -5
100 trillion chimichangas, 100 trillion galloons of grape juice, and a vacuum
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Nov 10, 2009 1:38:21 GMT -5
Did I mention the Universe of Infinite Chimchangas, Grape Juice, Vacuums and Nachos?
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Nov 10, 2009 3:20:54 GMT -5
Bob, there is no helping you. I have found out that all of our technology can not save you. The only way to save what is left of this planet is eradication. For even if I allow you to help me, your actions have already displayed that you would only continue the work of Nyarlathotep and Cthulhu after they are gone, rather you would intend to or not. This can not be allowed.
*his left hand pulls inside his arm and a long sword extends in it's place.*
This will be your end, fiend of insanity.
*brings his arm into the air and quickly thrusts it downwards towards bob*
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Post by bob on Nov 10, 2009 11:22:08 GMT -5
*brings up a sword blocking RoboPool's attempt to kill me*
that's not very nice, you're just as crazy as that cat liike creature Nekpool
*spits on RoboPool*
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2009 11:31:12 GMT -5
The leading bid is a universe of Chimichangas Do I hear a counterbid
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Post by bob on Nov 10, 2009 11:36:36 GMT -5
*shouts while fighting the evil and crazy RoboPool*
I can offer you the head of RoboPool, a vacuum, a life time supply of grape juice, 99 trillion chimichangas, and a branding iron
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Post by Tarik Dee on Nov 10, 2009 11:37:35 GMT -5
*brings up a sword blocking RoboPool's attempt to kill me* that's not very nice, you're just as crazy as that cat liike creature Nekpool *spits on RoboPool* I should admit, he is right RoboPool, you dont have many chances and even with that you dont want our help, maybe you dont want us, but we are going to help you anyway, we are two teams against the madness.
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Post by bob on Nov 10, 2009 11:44:35 GMT -5
wait...I'm a lizardyak man with tenticles, I'll start using that to my advantage
*spits a ton of acid on RoboPool severally damaging his programming causing him to short circut and explode*
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Post by Ash Kingston on Nov 10, 2009 11:45:13 GMT -5
You shouldn't believe them, 'Pool. They'll just betray you and try to take over once you kill Cthulhu and 'Tep for them, and the madness will only get worse. I think you should crush the maggots before going for the flies.
Meow. >=D
*uses being in close to Deadpool to shoot bob and Arkham repeatedly in the head and face with the Browning rifle while he's busy trying to avoid being crushed by the sword, empty cases clattering to the ground with every shot*
See, 'Pool? We're the only one you can trust... and isn't that just sad? Oh, hold on...
*reloads and reflects the acid back at bob with ANCIENT EGYPTIAN LASER BEAMS!!!*
There. Further proof that I'm awesome.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2009 11:46:20 GMT -5
SOLD! To bob
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Post by Nyarlathotep on Nov 10, 2009 12:16:21 GMT -5
*tentacle erupts from Cthulhu, wrapping around the Retcon Gun and reeling it in.* Ha ha ha... You really thought I'd let you have such a weapon? Baka! *uses the Retcon Gun on bob, making it so he's erased from existence*
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Post by Tarik Dee on Nov 10, 2009 12:26:40 GMT -5
wait...I'm a lizardyak man with tenticles, I'll start using that to my advantage *spits a ton of acid on RoboPool severally damaging his programming causing him to short circut and explode* Do you mean tentacles right? everytime you said that, i read it as ''testicles''
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Nov 10, 2009 13:17:18 GMT -5
So...you don't want my help 'pool? Because, you never told me what my future self was like. & I don't want to have to force the information out of you *armour covers his body & he draws his arm blade*
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Nov 10, 2009 13:30:12 GMT -5
So...you don't want my help 'pool? Because, you never told me what my future self was like. & I don't want to have to force the information out of you *armour covers his body & he draws his arm blade* Your all a bunch of a traitorious, insane minions of Cthulhu and Nyarlathotep rather you know it or not, both now and in the future. All any of you have done is keep telling me how you're going to "help me" while you continue to attack me.*plays a hologram showing where Kobushi was attacking RoboPool with heavy fire and Arkham was attacking "Cthulhu" while Cthulhu was in RoboPool's armor.* You're all so insane you don't know what help is. You say you fight along side me while you attack me. The Eldritch's have their tentacles so deep inside your mind you don't know up from down anymore. The only one's whose actions have supported what she has said is Revy.
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