Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 22, 2009 15:07:17 GMT -5
For me this begins and ends with Fedor Tyutin.
Pronounced :Fed-er Tootin'
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Dec 22, 2009 15:11:20 GMT -5
Sergei Fedorov
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Post by KStrick on Dec 22, 2009 15:21:10 GMT -5
Picabo Street (pronounced Peek-a-boo) World B. Free (former Cavs player) Milton Bradley Covelli "Coco" Crisp there's a ton more, but those are the ones that always resonate with me.
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Dec 22, 2009 16:02:54 GMT -5
Richie Incognito
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 22, 2009 16:12:46 GMT -5
Any relation to Guy Incognito?
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Dec 22, 2009 23:26:03 GMT -5
God Shammgod wins everything. Well, everything, that is, that isn't claimed by the fact that "Boof Bonser" is his legal name.
Lest we forget the late-round defensive linemen... R-Kal Truluck and C.J. Ah You.
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Post by Gopher Mod on Dec 22, 2009 23:46:00 GMT -5
Has anyone even dared to mention the single best name in all of NASCAR, Dick Trickle?
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Dec 23, 2009 0:48:04 GMT -5
Has anyone even dared to mention the single best name in all of NASCAR, Dick Trickle? Yep. But do you know who no one's mentioned? NICKY BUTT.
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triplethreatmark
Grimlock
Party Fouler
I look exactly like this avatar in real life.
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Post by triplethreatmark on Dec 23, 2009 0:55:01 GMT -5
Ruslan Fedotenko is an awesome Russian hockey player name. Every time I hear the announcers mention his name, I think of those robotic, near-perfect Soviet hockey players of the 70s.
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Dec 23, 2009 2:09:55 GMT -5
Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila Former Quebec goalie Ron Tugnutt Eastern Illinois linebacker Lucious Pusey Former NFL free safety Harry Colon Former Minnesota Twins outfielder Rusty Kuntz
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Ass Dan
King Koopa
Curious about extra lines
Have you seen me?
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Post by Ass Dan on Dec 23, 2009 2:49:36 GMT -5
Tim Duncan is a good basketball name.
And Colt McCoy just sounds like a Texas quarterback, doesn't it?
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Dirty Hazy
Hank Scorpio
Pictured Above: The Future Mrs. Hazy
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Post by Dirty Hazy on Dec 23, 2009 4:07:40 GMT -5
Can you people list the sports along with the names, for us who might not know?
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Dirty Hazy
Hank Scorpio
Pictured Above: The Future Mrs. Hazy
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Post by Dirty Hazy on Dec 23, 2009 4:19:04 GMT -5
Mario Andretti Michael Schumacher John Force Warren Johnson Bob Glidden Lee Sheppard Don Garlits Roger Staubach Dale Earnhardt Troy Aikman Joe Montana Dan Marino Bart Starr Emmitt Smith Barry Sanders Tom Glavine Michael Jordan There's so many more I could say. Not sure if you are serious with some of those, or if you entirely "get" this thread.
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Post by Vanilla Gorilla on Dec 23, 2009 11:38:17 GMT -5
Ndamukong Suh. I love the fact that Ndamukong means "House of Spears" in his native language. That somehow seems appropriate for a hellraising defensive force.
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Fundertaker
El Dandy
Hideo Kojima should direct every ending ever!
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Post by Fundertaker on Dec 23, 2009 12:10:57 GMT -5
Zlatko Zahovic Goran Pandev Marco Matterazzi
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Post by Numero Dos on Dec 23, 2009 12:15:07 GMT -5
I think my favourite is the footballer who plays in Scotland Danny Invincible and I quite like the name of the Newcastle United player Niall Ranger.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Dec 23, 2009 13:03:12 GMT -5
Ndamukong Suh. I love the fact that Ndamukong means "House of Spears" in his native language. That somehow seems appropriate for a hellraising defensive force. Unfortunately, Chris Berman's already masturbating vigorously at the chance to dub him "A Boy Named". (squirm)
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Post by ani on Dec 23, 2009 13:17:23 GMT -5
Fu-Te Ni (Tigers pitcher) Wonderful Terrific Monds (Minor league Outfielder)
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Dec 23, 2009 17:36:41 GMT -5
Fu-Te Ni (Tigers pitcher) He ain't nothin' ta with. EDIT: Yeah, this'll be funnier once I'm back under Photobucket's bandwidth threshold. Such is the power of Umaga Samoan Spiking Santino.
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Dec 23, 2009 18:06:13 GMT -5
Ndamukong Suh. I love the fact that Ndamukong means "House of Spears" in his native language. That somehow seems appropriate for a hellraising defensive force. Unfortunately, Chris Berman's already masturbating vigorously at the chance to dub him "A Boy Named". (squirm) you'd think with his name, some play of "King Kong" would be in order, as far as nicknames go.
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