The weirdest dreams you've ever had

[taylorandborland]

I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't delve into psychochemicals.

Recently I dreamed that I was walking down the street and passed by some woman. I looked at her, and she looked at me, and suddenly her lips popped off her face, turned giant, and started flying towards me. No joke: a disembodied pair of lips was trying to make out with me.

I started to walk away, and the mouth kept trying to sweet-talk me while I was making my way out of there. Eventually it gave chase, and I picked up my pace. Meanwhile, the woman with no mouth was just kinda shaking her head regretfully, as if it happened before.

[Apricots And A Pear Tree]

Dec 25, 2009 13:50:59 GMT -5 @taylorandborland said:

I don't drink, I don't smoke

What do you do?

[ani]

Dec 25, 2009 13:54:12 GMT -5 Apricots And A Pear Tree said:

Dec 25, 2009 13:50:59 GMT -5 @taylorandborland said:

I don't drink, I don't smoke

What do you do?

Maybe he's auditioning for the role of Rizzo in the "all male" cast of Greese? ;D

Tough to pick a weird dreams as it seems like that's all I have. The one with Wario invading the world the night before I got my SNES (which I still proudly own) for my birthday is one of my favs.

[theryno665]

The one dream I had that woke me up was a dream about a happy family having a picnic. But then a helicopter lands near them and sucks them all up into the propeller, chopping them all to bits and scattering body parts everywhere. Turns out the whole thing was an entry to America's Funniest Home Videos and there was a crowd of people laughing at all the carnage.

I have plenty more but some of them I might not be able to post. Yeah, my dreams are pretty messed up.

[Tigerlily]

The most recent one was one I had a few hours ago.

Basically Jamie Roberts, a Welsh rugby player went on a killing rampage and for some reason I thought he was going to kill me and I have no idea why but I'm the only person who knows it's him that's killing everyone. Out of nowhere appears fellow Welsh rugby player Leigh Halfpenny who is such a clever bastard he investigates and finds out Jamie is the murderer and stops him from killing me. I think it would have been a really awesome dream if my Mum hadn't come and woken me up.

[shiranui]

Dec 25, 2009 14:20:25 GMT -5 theryno665 said:

The one dream I had that woke me up was a dream about a happy family having a picnic. But then a helicopter lands near them and sucks them all up into the propeller, chopping them all to bits and scattering body parts everywhere. Turns out the whole thing was an entry to America's Funniest Home Videos and there was a crowd of people laughing at all the carnage.

This sounds like a Monty Python sketch. In fact, there is one particular Monty Python sketch it reminds me of, and that's the infamous "Sam Peckinpah's Salad Days". ;D

[default]

I've had a few.

My all time favorite is one where me and this hot blonde played football (American) in a foggy Scottish field. Our opponent? Bigfoot. It was tied up 0-0 and the game was about to end when I went wide, screaming. Bigfoot got confused for a second and she "scrambled" in. We hugged afterwards, but sadly much like the game... I didn't score.

I also had a dream I was with this Native American chick. I was hugging her and she was naked and started making out and her hips and boobs just started growing insanely with her waist still staying small. Apparently a sign of fertility or something.

Another dream, I was around 19-20 and my mom was forcing my bro and I to go to school. Our friend was waiting at the bus stop too, despite living like 30 miles from us. Anyway, get to school and a kid I went to school with's dad (who I met a few times in elementary) told me "You're nothing but a broken down old Buick." ...Ok.

Finally, the one that hit me the hardest. It was sort of tunnel vision and slow motion but this guy pulled a gun on some young girl. I stepped in front of her and stood and he shot me in the chest and I was in complete peace the entire time. No fear, adrenaline, anything. I woke up like a split second after the bullet hit me and I was in such a great mood, like purely at peace for a while. It wasn't until a little while afterwards that I became a bit confused over the whole ordeal.

[Perd]

I dreamt I had two penises. It's hard to explain, but how they were placed made it difficult not to urinate on the toilet seat I'm glad it was a dream I can barely keep the one I have busy.

* Who am I kidding I keep it busy, but it's usually a one man show.

[bob]

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