andrewgilkison
Bubba Ho-Tep
Sound of 300lbs of crap hitting the fan?
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Post by andrewgilkison on Dec 23, 2009 13:23:00 GMT -5
I don't see what the big deal is. I have sex with myself all the time.
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Post by The Tank on Dec 23, 2009 13:25:31 GMT -5
Are you sure it wasn't just a dream about your conscience/inner voice/split personality/whoever the hell that blue text in your articles is supposed to be?
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Dec 23, 2009 13:28:13 GMT -5
You probably just described the next Lady Gaga video.
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Dec 23, 2009 13:39:49 GMT -5
Not in my dreams have I ever had sex, not even with myself. I've only gone as far as two girls kissing me at the same time and then I woke up.
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Post by Jay Carroll on Dec 23, 2009 13:44:13 GMT -5
............ Well, did you enjoy it?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2009 14:02:27 GMT -5
PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!
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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Dec 23, 2009 14:09:13 GMT -5
So if you have a perfectly matched DNA clone, technically it is possible to go f*** yourself.
And if so, does it qualify as masturbation or incest?
These are the kinds of thoughts that have severely limited my circle of friends.
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Dec 23, 2009 14:09:52 GMT -5
Did you make breakfast for yourself this morning?
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Dec 23, 2009 14:12:13 GMT -5
Are you pregnant?
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Welfare Willis
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Post by Welfare Willis on Dec 23, 2009 14:30:23 GMT -5
I don't see what the big deal is. I have sex with myself all the time. Yeah, but he did it in the privacy of his own home instead of outside a victoria's secret in a crowded shopping mall.
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Post by Alexander The So-so on Dec 23, 2009 16:08:28 GMT -5
So if you have a perfectly matched DNA clone, technically it is possible to go f*** yourself. And if so, does it qualify as masturbation or incest? For some reason, I find that to be a really thought-provoking and interesting question. I don't know what that says about me.
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andrewgilkison
Bubba Ho-Tep
Sound of 300lbs of crap hitting the fan?
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Post by andrewgilkison on Dec 23, 2009 18:18:19 GMT -5
I don't see what the big deal is. I have sex with myself all the time. Yeah, but he did it in the privacy of his own home instead of outside a victoria's secret in a crowded shopping mall. I know there is no excuse for it, but that mannequin in the store window just made me SO horny that I just couldn't help myself.
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Big L
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Post by Big L on Dec 23, 2009 18:28:24 GMT -5
I didn't need to know this My thought exactly! these!
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Ducky Momo
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Sheer Momacity!
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Post by Ducky Momo on Dec 23, 2009 18:39:26 GMT -5
So did either of you leave after it was over?
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Post by Young Game on Dec 23, 2009 18:50:43 GMT -5
Yeah, but he did it in the privacy of his own home instead of outside a victoria's secret in a crowded shopping mall. I know there is no excuse for it, but that mannequin in the store window just made me SO horny that I just couldn't help myself. andrewgilkison is christian weston chandler? SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!
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Post by ♥ Bunnyslinger ♥ on Dec 23, 2009 18:53:49 GMT -5
did you respect yourself in the morning?
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Dec 23, 2009 19:25:34 GMT -5
Did you try to pay yourself afterwards?
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Dec 23, 2009 19:50:28 GMT -5
...I love you guys.
But not in that way, I promise.
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Ben Wyatt
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Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Dec 23, 2009 19:52:17 GMT -5
I once asked my ex wife while we were married that if I cloned her, would I be cheating if I had a threesome with both of them? We're not married anymore. Im sorry, but that made me laugh
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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Dec 23, 2009 20:53:58 GMT -5
Yeah, but he did it in the privacy of his own home instead of outside a victoria's secret in a crowded shopping mall. I know there is no excuse for it, but that mannequin in the store window just made me SO horny that I just couldn't help myself. In fairness, everyone knows that mannequin is a huge whore.
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