theryno665
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Post by theryno665 on Dec 23, 2009 23:44:14 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that Raven looked at him and said "Damn Tommy, how many thyroid problems do YOU have?"
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 24, 2009 0:17:13 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that TNA will put him in Ultimate X in order to freshen up the match. When Tommy goes to climb the cables, they'll break allowing him to easily retrieve the X.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Dec 24, 2009 0:20:11 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that Raven looked at him and said "Damn Tommy, how many thyroid problems do YOU have?" Oh, come on, it's not Tommy's fault that he was actually born with four thyroids and has to keep them all in check by drinking a quart of bacon grease every morning.
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 24, 2009 2:52:46 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat Richard Simmons thinks he's a lost cause.
Tommy Dreaker is so fat, his Singapore Cane is actually the remains of the shish kabob that he had before the match.
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Post by RI Richmark on Dec 24, 2009 12:01:27 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that he needs to diet to play Santa Claus.
And he's still thinner than me. ;D
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 24, 2009 12:29:30 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that he has gotten his own gravitational pull & has smaller fat guys orbiting him!
He is so fat that his blood type is Ragu!
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Post by JDviant on Dec 24, 2009 12:31:08 GMT -5
I am sorry but this is not funny at all. just cause everyone heard raven make this joke like 3 years ago does not make this funny at all it was not even funny the first time and its not funny now after its been done about 1000 times Tommy Dreamer is so fat he ate this guys sense of humour!
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Post by I Like Your Poetry on Dec 24, 2009 12:39:23 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so corpulent that when he sits around the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa, he sits AROUND the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa.
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Post by Krimzon on Dec 24, 2009 15:42:54 GMT -5
I've enjoyed this far more than I should have.
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, he attended the 1990 Survivor Series with a knife, fork, & a "How to Cook Giant Fowls" cookbook.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 24, 2009 16:56:22 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that when a bunch of Superstars were picking out Christmas trees and when Tommy was joking around with Shelton Benjamin and did a mocking backhand chop, he chopped down every tree in the lot and he had to pay for all of the trees.
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Krimzon
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Post by Krimzon on Dec 25, 2009 0:30:29 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, he bumped into the Bella Twins and created triplets.
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Post by ThatDamnPotato on Dec 25, 2009 1:04:35 GMT -5
I am sorry but this is not funny at all. just cause everyone heard raven make this joke like 3 years ago does not make this funny at all it was not even funny the first time and its not funny now after its been done about 1000 times You're right. It's not funny. Obesity is an expanding problem in the United States, and it is wrong for us to poke fun at Tommy Dreamer. I mean who are we to judge the poor man? He has to look in the mirror every day, and have to wonder where in the hell his feet went. He has to deal with the fact that he gets winded just lifting the seat to have a piss. Who are we to point out the fact that Tommy Dreamer has an reflexive opening of the mouth every time he bends his arm at the elbow. You are right... it's not funny. We should be ashamed of ourselves for finding amusement in the fact that Tommy Dreamer is the single reason that Baskin Robbins and Duncan Doughnuts are now located in the same stores so that he wouldn't have to go to two places to not only eat an ice cream cake and a box of crullers. Who are we to judge that when Tommy bought Beula edible underwear he skipped over the strawberry and lemon flavors and went straight for Macaroni and Cheese and Fried Chicken flavors. I mean honestly, Tommy Dreamer is so fat that he seriously needs some kind of help... I mean come on man... HE PUTS MAYONNAISE ON HIS PAIN KILLERS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! (Props to Dr of Style) I thought this deserved quite a bit of credit! Touche man! I couldnt stop laughing all the way through that!
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 25, 2009 9:26:14 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, he was baptized at Sea World!
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, he sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw him in the ocean!
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, the animals at the Zoo feed him!
Tommy Dreamer's so fat, when he was born, he gave the hospital stretch marks!
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Dec 25, 2009 10:11:37 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamers so fat he steped on a dollar bill and left 4 quarters
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Post by ani on Dec 25, 2009 22:35:14 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, when he goes to TNA...well, let's say they'll only be 4 sides on that ring instead of 6.
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Post by delurked on Dec 25, 2009 22:50:20 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer's so fat it takes a ref 45 minutes to pat him down before a match.
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Post by Cry Me a Wiggle on Dec 25, 2009 23:09:00 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, he probably has high cholesterol.
I'm not very good at this.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2009 0:33:33 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that he weighs a great deal more than the average person should weigh.
...am I doing this right?
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Post by Nic Nemeth on Dec 26, 2009 0:39:58 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, on the last episode of ECW, his shirt couldn't contain him anymore and it exploded it off his skin toward the audience.
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Post by Soultastic on Dec 26, 2009 0:54:05 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, homeless people use his ass as a shelter.
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, the amount of money the WWE lost in making the rings strong enough to support him it's what's causing the ECW to close.
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, his boobs are bigger than Beulah's.
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