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Post by BitterAF on Dec 20, 2009 21:05:12 GMT -5
I hope I can land a gal this classy one day He landed a real gem... ... really, she like to roller skate. How cool is that?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2009 21:12:39 GMT -5
I hope I can land a gal this classy one day He landed a real gem... ... really, she like to roller skate. How cool is that? Also it looks like she is in a vintage car. Is she trying to be Heather Graham?
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 20, 2009 22:01:44 GMT -5
Explains why he's always smiling.
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Post by SAJ Forth on Dec 20, 2009 23:04:41 GMT -5
For some reason, the thought of Jack Swagger doing a girl with his theme music going on the background is a funny image. I picture his idea of foreplay is mouthing "On your knees" followed by doing pushups in the bedroom.
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Post by SAJ Forth on Dec 20, 2009 23:06:24 GMT -5
He landed a real gem... ... really, she like to roller skate. How cool is that? Also it looks like she is in a vintage car. Is she trying to be Michael Cole? Fixed for my amusement.
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Post by barley96 on Dec 21, 2009 1:54:53 GMT -5
* Jack goes home to Catalina * Jack : Hey Honey, what a day I had, I sthpent all day getting pounding on by sthweaty guysth, what wath your day like? This has been Swaggerized.
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Post by The Blue Blazer on Dec 21, 2009 2:09:14 GMT -5
Way to go, Thwaggah!!!
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Post by Tfmcmg is Johnny Green on Dec 21, 2009 2:43:32 GMT -5
Turns out swagger really doesn't have lisp. It's just a side effect of the crabs his girlfriend gave him.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 21, 2009 4:26:09 GMT -5
Here, I think I can improve on that. Turns out swagger really doesn't have lisp. It's just the cold sore in the back of his lip that she swore wasn't contagious.
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Post by Chris the Bambikiller on Dec 21, 2009 6:49:16 GMT -5
This can't end well. Putting her feet on those new leather seats without taking off her shoes? That's inexcusable.
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Post by SAJ Forth on Dec 21, 2009 13:12:10 GMT -5
* Jack goes home to Catalina * Jack : Hey Honey, what a day I had, I sthpent all day getting pounded on by sthweaty guysth, what wath your day like? This has been Swaggerized. Something had to be done about the typing error.
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Post by shamana on Dec 21, 2009 16:32:02 GMT -5
I wouldn't call her a pornstar yet, just because she did a tape with a guy we probably haven't heard of. She's yet to pay her dues in the business.
Still, she does look good. It's quite telling that she was considered for a WWE diva... She goes true to the WWE "BANANA*" principle of hiring female talent in the company.
*: Boobs Are Necessary, Ability Not Advantageous.
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