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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Jan 16, 2010 19:36:19 GMT -5
So, my ex-wife tells me tonight that she and her grandfiancee are getting married on Valentine's Day. I say grandfiancee because she's 32 and he's 70. Same guy she cheated on me with. Anywho, the way the property laws work in the state she lives in, all that is his becomes half hers when they get married. He'll undoubtedly kick off first, so that means she gets his half when he dies. They're not going to have any kids, because he's been fixed for years. So that means, my son from my marriage with her gets to inherit everything that belonged to the guy my ex-wife cheated on me with. At least I get my name back.
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Post by toddpolt on Jan 16, 2010 19:41:07 GMT -5
So, my ex-wife tells me tonight that she and her grandfiancee are getting married on Valentine's Day. I say grandfiancee because she's 32 and he's 70. Same guy she cheated on me with. Anywho, the way the property laws work in the state she lives in, all that is his becomes half hers when they get married. He'll undoubtedly kick off first, so that means she gets his half when he dies. They're not going to have any kids, because he's been fixed for years. So that means, my son from my marriage with her gets to inherit everything that belonged to the guy my ex-wife cheated on me with. At least I get my name back. Well that's something at least. |
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Post by Cela on Jan 16, 2010 19:54:01 GMT -5
That is if she doesn't spend it all, right?
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 16, 2010 20:15:36 GMT -5
That is if she doesn't spend it all, right? Agreed, somebody is seriously underestimating the Power of the Dark Side. |
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 16, 2010 20:30:44 GMT -5
She'll be missing you when she has that big, white, wrinkly body on her with his loose skin and old balls.
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Jan 16, 2010 20:35:29 GMT -5
She'll be missing you when she has that big, white, wrinkly body on her with his loose skin and old balls.  That's going to replace the whale in my nightmares. |
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Post by fw91 on Jan 16, 2010 20:41:21 GMT -5
She'll be missing you when she has that big, white, wrinkly body on her with his loose skin and old balls. But does he have a five year plan? |
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Jan 16, 2010 20:42:23 GMT -5
She'll be missing you when she has that big, white, wrinkly body on her with his loose skin and old balls. But does he have a five year plan? Same as many people his age, I'm sure: don't die. |
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Jan 16, 2010 21:00:24 GMT -5
Don't die and take good care of your diabeetus.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Jan 16, 2010 21:03:14 GMT -5
She'll be missing you when she has that big, white, wrinkly body on her with his loose skin and old balls. But does he have a five year plan? Yep. Hooters. |
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Jan 16, 2010 22:15:17 GMT -5
Hopefully he has years of unpaid taxes and your ex-wife hasn't heard of "Innocent Spouse."
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Post by Annette on Jan 17, 2010 1:08:04 GMT -5
Geezus. I can't get past the 32 & 70 thing... because I'm 32 and there's no way in HELL I'd ever marry a 70 year old. >.> Ugh. I get sick even visualizing having sex with that.
*shudders*
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 17, 2010 3:28:25 GMT -5
She'll be missing you when she has that big, white, wrinkly body on her with his loose skin and old balls. But does he have a five year plan? You know who else had a 5 year plan? Stalin. I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought of Big Daddy right away, though. |
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Jan 17, 2010 19:11:49 GMT -5
Okay, I'm going to change this into a poll, considering the conversation I just had with her. She just asked me how she could lose a few pounds before the wedding. WTF?
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Jan 17, 2010 19:25:29 GMT -5
Tell her about acai berry.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Jan 17, 2010 19:27:02 GMT -5
I'll tell her to cut her freakin' head off. She'll lose about 10lbs quick.
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Jan 17, 2010 19:45:47 GMT -5
Food poisoning. I had it once, and after my body violently purged from both ends, I didn't feel like eating anything for half a week. Lost about 10 pounds.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Jan 17, 2010 23:46:49 GMT -5
grandfiancee? or sugardaddy
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Post by Big L on Jan 18, 2010 1:43:54 GMT -5
That is if she doesn't spend it all, right? Exactly!  |
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 18, 2010 6:15:22 GMT -5
Okay, I'm going to change this into a poll, considering the conversation I just had with her. She just asked me how she could lose a few pounds before the wedding. WTF? If you feel about her the way I'm sensing, I would say, if I were you A) STOP f***IN' EATING SO f***IN' MUCH. B) Put the fork down. |
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