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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Nov 25, 2006 10:06:57 GMT -5
Someone explain it to me. Yeah, he's a lousy worker with terrible promo skills and a big chop...but there's got to be something more to explain all the Khali Love here. People love the underdog? One man's meat is another man's poison? These guys LOVE HOSSES?! (I think he sucks. Just another Giant Gonzales sans the furry pajamas...thank god.)
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Nov 25, 2006 11:58:47 GMT -5
It may be because of his real life situation, but I've always found plenty to like about Khali. His matches and promos suck. But I think WWE has found a great use for him as the bodyguard for Daivari. Plus, it looks like they are phasing out the brain chop for a choke lift and toss.
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Post by Andrew is Good on Nov 25, 2006 12:47:19 GMT -5
The brain chop being the greatest finisher ever helps.
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Post by Grendel on Nov 25, 2006 13:34:53 GMT -5
I think the website name explains it... Wrestlecrap You beat me to the fairly obvious answer ...
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Post by kevinhardy on Nov 25, 2006 13:48:36 GMT -5
he donates
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Post by careless on Nov 25, 2006 14:39:47 GMT -5
For me, it's easy to find some guys who just don't have it entertaining. It's not just every sub-par wrestler though, it takes a special kind. Khali has this but I don't think I have the ability to accurately explain why. He's huge, he can't wrestle and no one can ever understand anything he says ever. I love it, even if it makes for bad programming. I think there can be tolerable humor in some bad wrestling/wrestlers, just so long as there's not too much.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2006 14:49:49 GMT -5
For me, it's easy to find some guys who just don't have it entertaining. It's not just every sub-par wrestler though, it takes a special kind. Khali has this but I don't think I have the ability to accurately explain why. He's huge, he can't wrestle and no one can ever understand anything he says ever. I love it, even if it makes for bad programming. I think there can be tolerable humor in some bad wrestling/wrestlers, just so long as there's not too much. I.E. Snitsky?
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Post by careless on Nov 25, 2006 14:50:28 GMT -5
For me, it's easy to find some guys who just don't have it entertaining. It's not just every sub-par wrestler though, it takes a special kind. Khali has this but I don't think I have the ability to accurately explain why. He's huge, he can't wrestle and no one can ever understand anything he says ever. I love it, even if it makes for bad programming. I think there can be tolerable humor in some bad wrestling/wrestlers, just so long as there's not too much. I.E. Snitsky? absolutely.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2006 14:51:30 GMT -5
He's the biggest fad on the 'Crap boards nowadays, and his finisher is a big boot. Amazing.
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Post by careless on Nov 25, 2006 14:55:04 GMT -5
He's the biggest fad on the 'Crap boards nowadays, and his finisher is a big boot. Amazing. Snitsky's got a mean boot himself. There's something to be said for the power of mediocre moves. Or moves delivered with mediocrity. Nothing against the boot, it's just a played out big guy move. It suits them both.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Nov 25, 2006 14:55:18 GMT -5
1. Khali doesn't playa-hate, he participates. 2. He chops people...IN THE BRAIN. He hits so hard, it hurts your brain! Not your forehead, not even your skull...pure cranial carnage. 3. In Smackdown vs Raw 2007, he's pretty much unstoppable.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Nov 25, 2006 14:56:55 GMT -5
He's the biggest fad on the 'Crap boards nowadays, and his finisher is a big boot. Amazing. Snitsky's got a mean boot himself. There's something to be said for the power of mediocre moves. Or moves delivered with mediocrity. Nothing against the boot, it's just a played out big guy move. It suits them both. To be fair, Regal's been winning matches with a knee to the head. Which looks like it kills the guy. Sometimes a simple move done effectively is a much better finisher that a move that takes two minutes to set up but looks cool IMO.
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Post by careless on Nov 25, 2006 15:01:01 GMT -5
Snitsky's got a mean boot himself. There's something to be said for the power of mediocre moves. Or moves delivered with mediocrity. Nothing against the boot, it's just a played out big guy move. It suits them both. To be fair, Regal's been winning matches with a knee to the head. Which looks like it kills the guy. Sometimes a simple move done effectively is a much better finisher that a move that takes two minutes to set up but looks cool IMO. I agree with you and that is an un-fair comparison. Regal is a wrestler. A damn good one.
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Post by Bobafett on Nov 25, 2006 15:09:53 GMT -5
Someone explain it to me. Yeah, he's a lousy worker with terrible promo skills and a big chop...but there's got to be something more to explain all the Khali Love here. thegreatkhali.ytmnd.com/That pretty much sums it up. and really? what more could possibly be said?
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Post by Se7en: Horse That Wrote Poems on Nov 25, 2006 15:20:16 GMT -5
His entrance video where the flaming Bengal tiger's eyes looked photoshopped out and his eyes morph into them.
THAT is classy!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2006 15:28:06 GMT -5
and really? what more could possibly be said? I am adding that link to my sig.
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Post by careless on Nov 25, 2006 15:32:10 GMT -5
I want to go about trying to make an alarm clock programmed with Khali's voice.
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Post by Joekishi on Nov 25, 2006 15:36:40 GMT -5
BRAIN CHOPS FOR ALL!
Oh and he sends his WWE money over to india to help his poverty stricken town
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Nov 25, 2006 15:40:51 GMT -5
We already proved he has more moves than cena. I don't see how he can thus be the worst. I've seen the lists, but I will tkae the liberty myself to list every move I've ever seen Cena and Khali do or know of them to do and compare them: Khali- Chop Brain Chop Headbutt Punch Big Boot Stomping kick to face Military Press Toss 1 handed choke 2 Handed choke 2 Hand Chokeslam Chokeslam Powerbomb Flapjack Spinebuster (Unsure. I've seen it listed as a spinebuster that killed that guy) Big Shove (Ala Hogan) Cena- FU STFU 5 Knuckle Shuffle Shoulderblock punch kick clothesline Forearm to back off top rope (once) superplex (once) Powerbomb from corner (once) fisherman's suplex Protobomb Throwback powerslam belly to belly It comes out at 15 each, but when you consider 3 of Cena's mvoes have only been done once, if you take them out Khali wins 15-12! Khali is indeed better than Cena! Also he's far better than Boogeyman, 15 compared to Boogeyman's 4- punch, 2 handed choke spinebuster-thing, pumphandle slam, Boogeyslam. We should start a 'Who is Khali better than' thread.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2006 15:42:51 GMT -5
We already proved he has more moves than cena. I don't see how he can thus be the worst. I've seen the lists, but I will tkae the liberty myself to list every move I've ever seen Cena and Khali do or know of them to do and compare them: Khali- Chop Brain Chop Headbutt Punch Big Boot Stomping kick to face Military Press Toss 1 handed choke 2 Handed choke 2 Hand Chokeslam Chokeslam Powerbomb Flapjack Spinebuster (Unsure. I've seen it listed as a spinebuster that killed that guy) Big Shove (Ala Hogan) Cena- FU STFU 5 Knuckle Shuffle Shoulderblock punch kick clothesline Forearm to back off top rope (once) superplex (once) Powerbomb from corner (once) fisherman's suplex Protobomb Throwback powerslam belly to belly It comes out at 15 each, but when you consider 3 of Cena's mvoes have only been done once, if you take them out Khali wins 15-12! Khali is indeed better than Cena! Also he's far better than Boogeyman, 15 compared to Boogeyman's 4- punch, 2 handed choke spinebuster-thing, pumphandle slam, Boogeyslam. We should start a 'Who is Khali better than' thread. Good idea. I'll make one ASAP.
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