Dave at the Movies
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Post by Dave at the Movies on May 6, 2010 17:35:13 GMT -5
In Character Roleplay/Promos Thread 3
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Post by dreamwarrior on May 6, 2010 21:48:21 GMT -5
This Sunday I go against titanonhere again I will admit he is a tough guy and maybe i have gotten my but handed to me in my last 2 matches but it doesn't matter how many times I get knocked down it matters how many times i get back up so you can beat me every time but i will get back up and i guarantee you the dream warrior is gonna beat you Beacause i am always going to be running up that hill.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 7, 2010 0:07:24 GMT -5
*Backstage, we see Seth Drakin and Jessica Morton the the arena office with Mr. E & U.N. Owen watching the door.*
Seth: After this week's NiteRaw.....we should have every match at Championship Heatz complete.
Jessica: Well that will be good because we also have a ppv running a day afterwards and we only have one match booked on the card.
Seth: Ah yes, Stable Warz 2.
Jessica: And with 12 people basically filling out that match, it will be a little hard to make more matches to fill the card with the lack of superstars available.
Seth: Well, I do have one match in mind and that is with the Inter-Forums title match being on Champioship Heatz and whoever wins the belt will be in the Stable Warz match, we should have a match to crown a new number one contender for the title. I am thinking both Titanothere and TTS should have Rankings matches next week and the winner of those matches will face off at Survivor Team Challenge Series. The winner of that match will face the Inter-Forums Champion at The Wheel of Misfortune.
Jessica: That sounds like a great idea. That will make two matches for the show, but I think we need more.
Seth: True.....but I think if I try to think of more matches at this time....my head will explode. I really need a break.
Jessica: Well, lets call it a night and head back to the house and figure out what we can do there.
Seth: Sounds like a great idea, let's go.
*They all leave the office and head towards the limo.*
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Post by Kris Kobain on May 7, 2010 6:23:10 GMT -5
Do you ever shut up you jackass? With your twenty five cent tie and your cardboard box that you call a house. What the hell do you ever do around here anyway Eshter? You make one pay per view match and you're tired? You deny every single request that comes your way and you're stressed out? You want to make pay per view matches? How is Kris Kobain not on the pay per view already? The Kobaintes are going to riot if you don't start treating me better. You'll end up putting on nothing but empty arena matches and not by choice.
Conspicuous by his absence after a loss yet again is The Dream Warrior.
Now on other issues. The triple threat. We have M.O.P. which is an appropriate name considering he soaks up all the suckage around him and then displays it in the ring. What a total pushover. Then we have Sparks. Sparks might be ok if he didn't hang around a bunch of lame asses. That by default makes him a lame ass. Moppy I'm going to put you through the ringer. Sparks I'm coming full of fuel. I'm giong to ignite you. Set you ablaze and then make you feel The Afterburn.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on May 7, 2010 9:34:21 GMT -5
*Signal Cuts out, then a Grainy Video of a Bald man in a labcoat begins to play*
SILENCE FOOLS!
(Night On Bald Mountain Begins Playing)
The Doc's about to lay some Science on you insepid dunderpates!
You with your petty squabbles and pointless chicanery! I the mighty Doctor Sivana, ôMaster of all Scienceô shall rule this day! When my champion comes from on High I shall ride with him, and through my commands, he shall thouroughly incapacitate you lowly brain amputees, and soon we shall run Roughshod over the entire WWCF!
I Am Doc Sivana....I am looking for my Champion.....You have been Warned
(Cackling Laughter as the Screen Fades to Black)
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smokinvokoun
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Post by smokinvokoun on May 7, 2010 11:35:26 GMT -5
There have been alot of things on my mind in the last few weeks. People wanting to know where my heads at. Alot of questions that I can't answer at the currant time. "Should I join The Family?" "Should I not?" Boiler Room Brawler....for the first time in my life....I don't know what to say. You say that I can trust you and your Family, that...I would be welcome in your Family.....but how can I know for sure. I look all around me, I see The Heavy Metal Hollwood coming on side, The Human Hate Machines on other side....and The Family coming straight for me. Now do I fight them off or do I let them snatch me up? I've always been a fighter, I've always been the loner who doesn't follow anyone. And before anyone brings up Xavian Gunn.....Xavian Gunn couldn't control me. He wasn't capable of controling the monster thats inside of me. Oh sure he had that weird power to calm me down...BUT THAT WAS IT!!! He was supposed to be the leader, but he ended up the follower. And Boiler Room Brawler, I may not be ready to become a follower. But you know what. As it turns out....I'm gonna be on Nakatomi Plaze this Monday Night on Niteraw. Maybe there, I will make that decision. I want you to come out and talk to me BRB. Face to face. I know your man enough to do so. Because you may...or may not....like what I have to say.[/color]
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2010 14:37:20 GMT -5
Do you ever shut up you jackass? With your twenty five cent tie and your cardboard box that you call a house. What the hell do you ever do around here anyway Eshter? You make one pay per view match and you're tired? You deny every single request that comes your way and you're stressed out? You want to make pay per view matches? How is Kris Kobain not on the pay per view already? The Kobaintes are going to riot if you don't start treating me better. You'll end up putting on nothing but empty arena matches and not by choice. Conspicuous by his absence after a loss yet again is The Dream Warrior. Now on other issues. The triple threat. We have M.O.P. which is an appropriate name considering he soaks up all the suckage around him and then displays it in the ring. What a total pushover. Then we have Sparks. Sparks might be ok if he didn't hang around a bunch of lame asses. That by default makes him a lame ass. Moppy I'm going to put you through the ringer. Sparks I'm coming full of fuel. I'm giong to ignite you. Set you ablaze and then make you feel The Afterburn. Look, man. I respect you. I respect your drive. I believe you are a shoo-in to be a future head-liner. We even have common enemies one could say, but that doesn't mean I won't go hard on you. I am looking to make a statement, and you and M.O.P are going to be exclamation points.
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Post by delurked on May 7, 2010 15:52:25 GMT -5
This Sunday I go against titanonhere again I will admit he is a tough guy and maybe i have gotten my but handed to me in my last 2 matches but it doesn't matter how many times I get knocked down it matters how many times i get back up so you can beat me every time but i will get back up and i guarantee you the dream warrior is gonna beat you Beacause i am always going to be running up that hill. You're saying all the right things Warrior, but when the day is done all that matters is your actions. This weekend on Heatz! we'll be matched up again and I have no intention of showing you the slightest bit of mercy. I am positioning myself for a run at the Championship of Honor and can't allow for any setbacks, such as a loss to you. So Sunday Dream Warrior you are going to have to step up your game if you want to avoid another beatdown, and even more importanly, avoid giving that loudmouth Kris Kobain any more ammunition for his crusade to get you fired again. Good luck.
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Post by dreamwarrior on May 7, 2010 16:06:55 GMT -5
This Sunday I go against titanonhere again I will admit he is a tough guy and maybe i have gotten my but handed to me in my last 2 matches but it doesn't matter how many times I get knocked down it matters how many times i get back up so you can beat me every time but i will get back up and i guarantee you the dream warrior is gonna beat you Beacause i am always going to be running up that hill. You're saying all the right things Warrior, but when the day is done all that matters is your actions. This weekend on Heatz! we'll be matched up again and I have no intention of showing you the slightest bit of mercy. I am positioning myself for a run at the Championship of Honor and can't allow for any setbacks, such as a loss to you. So Sunday Dream Warrior you are going to have to step up your game if you want to avoid another beatdown, and even more importanly, avoid giving that loudmouth Kris Kobain any more ammunition for his crusade to get you fired again. Good luck. Thank you I am going to give you nothing but my best 110 percent I am going to fight like my life depends on it.I respect you but ever since i lost it makes me wanna beat you even worse.So i will see you on Heats
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Post by Kris Kobain on May 8, 2010 6:42:58 GMT -5
*We see Kris backstage at the WWCF arena.
"I had a nightmare. I dreamt that Dream Warrior still had his job and he was booked on Heatz. Everytime I try to wake up I can't. I'm stuck in this horrible horrible nigthmare. Of course anything is better than listening to the waffle clown Squirt Dekin talk. I have bigger fish to fry though."
*Kris walks over to a closet and pulls out a mop bucket with a mop in it and a can of gas.
"Before"
*Kris pours the gas into the bucket and then pulls a lighter out of his pocket. He flicks the lighter a couple of times causing it to spark. He then lights the lighter and throws it in the mop bucket setting it on fire. Two staff members rush in with fire exstinguishers and put out the fire. Kris picks up the burnt mop and looks at it.
"And after."
*Kris drops the mop and walks away singing "The roof, the roof , the roof is on fire...."
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on May 8, 2010 13:03:42 GMT -5
There have been alot of things on my mind in the last few weeks. People wanting to know where my heads at. Alot of questions that I can't answer at the currant time. "Should I join The Family?" "Should I not?" Boiler Room Brawler....for the first time in my life....I don't know what to say. You say that I can trust you and your Family, that...I would be welcome in your Family.....but how can I know for sure. I look all around me, I see The Heavy Metal Hollwood coming on side, The Human Hate Machines on other side....and The Family coming straight for me. Now do I fight them off or do I let them snatch me up? I've always been a fighter, I've always been the loner who doesn't follow anyone. And before anyone brings up Xavian Gunn.....Xavian Gunn couldn't control me. He wasn't capable of controling the monster thats inside of me. Oh sure he had that weird power to calm me down...BUT THAT WAS IT!!! He was supposed to be the leader, but he ended up the follower. And Boiler Room Brawler, I may not be ready to become a follower. But you know what. As it turns out....I'm gonna be on Nakatomi Plaze this Monday Night on Niteraw. Maybe there, I will make that decision. I want you to come out and talk to me BRB. Face to face. I know your man enough to do so. Because you may...or may not....like what I have to say. [/color][/quote] OK, it's like this: If you stay, fine, but if you leave, I'm not shedding any tears over it. I could use someone like you as an ally, but if not, then to Hell with you. And I assume you are enough of a big boy to understand this concept, right?
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smokinvokoun
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Post by smokinvokoun on May 8, 2010 13:37:15 GMT -5
There have been alot of things on my mind in the last few weeks. People wanting to know where my heads at. Alot of questions that I can't answer at the currant time. "Should I join The Family?" "Should I not?" Boiler Room Brawler....for the first time in my life....I don't know what to say. You say that I can trust you and your Family, that...I would be welcome in your Family.....but how can I know for sure. I look all around me, I see The Heavy Metal Hollwood coming on side, The Human Hate Machines on other side....and The Family coming straight for me. Now do I fight them off or do I let them snatch me up? I've always been a fighter, I've always been the loner who doesn't follow anyone. And before anyone brings up Xavian Gunn.....Xavian Gunn couldn't control me. He wasn't capable of controling the monster thats inside of me. Oh sure he had that weird power to calm me down...BUT THAT WAS IT!!! He was supposed to be the leader, but he ended up the follower. And Boiler Room Brawler, I may not be ready to become a follower. But you know what. As it turns out....I'm gonna be on Nakatomi Plaze this Monday Night on Niteraw. Maybe there, I will make that decision. I want you to come out and talk to me BRB. Face to face. I know your man enough to do so. Because you may...or may not....like what I have to say. [/color][/quote] OK, it's like this: If you stay, fine, but if you leave, I'm not shedding any tears over it. I could use someone like you as an ally, but if not, then to Hell with you. And I assume you are enough of a big boy to understand this concept, right?[/quote] You would want me as an ally would you. But unlike, most your minions...I HAVE A MIND OF MY OWN!!!! Or do they have a mind of their own...but you can't control them. You see, that's the challenge of being a leader of men is that are going to be a leader that's worth following. You see Amigo, before the last PPV, I was serioulsy considering joining you...except for one man...THE HANGMAN!!! BECAUSE IF YOU WERE PAYING A ATTENTION, HE ATTACKED ME FROM BEHIND AFTER I BEAT THE BOILER ROOM BRAWLER!!! Amigo....if you were such a great leader....why couldn't you control your own dog faced minion. Because....if you can't control Hangman....how can you possibly control someone nutjob like me. *He holds up the Hardcore belt* I'm not sacarifing this belt....TO A JOIN A GROUP THAT WON'T ACCEPT ME!!! So, if you REALLY wanted me in your group.....GET RID OF HANGMAN....if you don't...*he giggles* Then you will find out that Smokin Vokoun will be a very VERY POWERFUL ENEMY!!!!!!! BECAUSE SMOKIN VOKOUN ISN'T JOKIN!!!!!!
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on May 8, 2010 13:47:01 GMT -5
OK, it's like this: If you stay, fine, but if you leave, I'm not shedding any tears over it. I could use someone like you as an ally, but if not, then to Hell with you. And I assume you are enough of a big boy to understand this concept, right? You would want me as an ally would you. But unlike, most your minions...I HAVE A MIND OF MY OWN!!!! Or do they have a mind of their own...but you can't control them. You see, that's the challenge of being a leader of men is that are going to be a leader that's worth following. You see Amigo, before the last PPV, I was serioulsy considering joining you...except for one man...THE HANGMAN!!! BECAUSE IF YOU WERE PAYING A ATTENTION, HE ATTACKED ME FROM BEHIND AFTER I BEAT THE BOILER ROOM BRAWLER!!! Amigo....if you were such a great leader....why couldn't you control your own dog faced minion. Because....if you can't control Hangman....how can you possibly control someone nutjob like me. *He holds up the Hardcore belt* I'm not sacarifing this belt....TO A JOIN A GROUP THAT WON'T ACCEPT ME!!! So, if you REALLY wanted me in your group.....GET RID OF HANGMAN....if you don't...*he giggles* Then you will find out that Smokin Vokoun will be a very VERY POWERFUL ENEMY!!!!!!! BECAUSE SMOKIN VOKOUN ISN'T JOKIN!!!!!! I actually encouraged that action by him. He wanted to make a name for himself, I told him to go out and do so. There will be a day when he betrays me to make a even bigger name for himself, just like I taught him to do. However, that day is not yet ready, so he stays.
I also find it funny that you say that you have a mind of your own. Because, to me, you are just a wild dog that can be placated my your master, be it me or Sam, throwing you steaks, i.e., Jobbers.
So, if you want, like Hangman ever so classy-like described as "f***ing Boiler in the ass as butt-buddies", go ahead. But, if your tiny little mind decided otherwise before your little date with him, fine with me.
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smokinvokoun
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Post by smokinvokoun on May 8, 2010 14:33:30 GMT -5
You would want me as an ally would you. But unlike, most your minions...I HAVE A MIND OF MY OWN!!!! Or do they have a mind of their own...but you can't control them. You see, that's the challenge of being a leader of men is that are going to be a leader that's worth following. You see Amigo, before the last PPV, I was serioulsy considering joining you...except for one man...THE HANGMAN!!! BECAUSE IF YOU WERE PAYING A ATTENTION, HE ATTACKED ME FROM BEHIND AFTER I BEAT THE BOILER ROOM BRAWLER!!! Amigo....if you were such a great leader....why couldn't you control your own dog faced minion. Because....if you can't control Hangman....how can you possibly control someone nutjob like me. *He holds up the Hardcore belt* I'm not sacarifing this belt....TO A JOIN A GROUP THAT WON'T ACCEPT ME!!! So, if you REALLY wanted me in your group.....GET RID OF HANGMAN....if you don't...*he giggles* Then you will find out that Smokin Vokoun will be a very VERY POWERFUL ENEMY!!!!!!! BECAUSE SMOKIN VOKOUN ISN'T JOKIN!!!!!! I actually encouraged that action by him. He wanted to make a name for himself, I told him to go out and do so. There will be a day when he betrays me to make a even bigger name for himself, just like I taught him to do. However, that day is not yet ready, so he stays.
I also find it funny that you say that you have a mind of your own. Because, to me, you are just a wild dog that can be placated my your master, be it me or Sam, throwing you steaks, i.e., Jobbers.
So, if you want, like Hangman ever so classy-like described as "f***ing Boiler in the ass as butt-buddies", go ahead. But, if your tiny little mind decided otherwise before your little date with him, fine with me. So let me get this straight Amigo, you are training up Hangman....so he can betray you later...*in a sarcastic voice* WOW.....I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!!!! And you think I would be a leader for someone that dumb? You see Amigo, I can be lead, but it has to be to my benefit. What do you have that would benefit me? Because I know you hate the Heavy Metal Hollywood, but so does The Family and more importantly....SO DO I!!! THAT WAS THE ONLY REASON I RAN OUT WITH YOU AT THE PPV. TO FIGHT THE HEAVY METAL HOLLYWOOD!!!! So you two groups are equal in that regard. However, what do you have to offer me? WHY SHOULD I FULLY JOIN THE HUMAN HATE MACHINES!!!!? Because the Brawler made quite a arguement that I should join him.....what's your arguement? Because I consider myself a free agent...and my price is high.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on May 8, 2010 14:39:47 GMT -5
I actually encouraged that action by him. He wanted to make a name for himself, I told him to go out and do so. There will be a day when he betrays me to make a even bigger name for himself, just like I taught him to do. However, that day is not yet ready, so he stays.
I also find it funny that you say that you have a mind of your own. Because, to me, you are just a wild dog that can be placated my your master, be it me or Sam, throwing you steaks, i.e., Jobbers.
So, if you want, like Hangman ever so classy-like described as "f***ing Boiler in the ass as butt-buddies", go ahead. But, if your tiny little mind decided otherwise before your little date with him, fine with me. So let me get this straight Amigo, you are training up Hangman....so he can betray you later...*in a sarcastic voice* WOW.....I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!!!! And you think I would be a leader for someone that dumb? You see Amigo, I can be lead, but it has to be to my benefit. What do you have that would benefit me? Because I know you hate the Heavy Metal Hollywood, but so does The Family and more importantly....SO DO I!!! THAT WAS THE ONLY REASON I RAN OUT WITH YOU AT THE PPV. TO FIGHT THE HEAVY METAL HOLLYWOOD!!!! So you two groups are equal in that regard. However, what do you have to offer me? WHY SHOULD I FULLY JOIN THE HUMAN HATE MACHINES!!!!? Because the Brawler made quite a arguement that I should join him.....what's your arguement? Because I consider myself a free agent...and my price is high. Of course it's a brilliant idea. I'm not going to be wrestling forever, and he needs to realize he can't be a subordinate forever. By taking out the old man, he gets his power, and it keeps me active if he fails.
Why would you stay? So you can win matches and more titles, duh.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on May 9, 2010 16:33:52 GMT -5
Hello, all, I figured I'd take the time to discuss tomorrow night's show.
Per my request, I will be facing off against The Hangman, a man who believes himself to be, and I use the term loosely with him, "hardcore", when really he's . . .
You know, I'll let Sara handle this one.
The camera pans over to Sara, who is sitting in a director's chair wearing a suit and tie and a chainmail headpiece.
HE'S FAT!!!!!!
Camera back to Jonathan
Thanks, babe, now this isn't the first time I've dealt with some fugly mook who needs to cover his face, and if I remember correctly, I beat that guy at GookerMania, so I don't think I'll have too much trouble with you, Hangman, and if you still don't understand, maybe you could use a visual aid.
Jonathan holds up a cue card that reads:
YOU S_CK
Care to buy a vowel?
Jonathan flings the cue card away.
Which brings me to the triple threat to determine who faces me at Championship Heatz, first we have my friend M.O.P., although I'm not sure just how good a friend he is, he didn't even send me so much as a postcard while he was on vacation.
Then we have Kris Kobain and Sparks, two punks who think that just because they can't win anything, that it's ALL Seth Drakin's fault, well, I may not like the guy, but he's been here since the beginning, so he's paid his dues, unlike you two who can't stop, whining and groaning and griping and . . .
The feed turns to static and the following message appears.
The video fades away and jonathan reappears, holding a thesaurus.
. . .ing and harping and crying and bleating and blathering about how you two can't catch a break.
Jonny, did you see that?
Someone interrupted the feed.
Damn that Man In Black, he's multiplying.
Anyway, whoever I get ti fight at Championship Heatz, just remember, you didn't see anything.
Jonathan and Sara put on Ray-Bans and Jonathan holds up a neuralyzer.
And, Cut.
There is a flash and we fade to black.
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Post by The Hangman on May 9, 2010 17:20:43 GMT -5
Hello, all, I figured I'd take the time to discuss tomorrow night's show.
Per my request, I will be facing off against The Hangman, a man who believes himself to be, and I use the term loosely with him, "hardcore", when really he's . . .
You know, I'll let Sara handle this one.The camera pans over to Sara, who is sitting in a director's chair wearing a suit and tie and a chainmail headpiece. HE'S FAT!!!!!!Camera back to Jonathan Thanks, babe, now this isn't the first time I've dealt with some fugly mook who needs to cover his face, and if I remember correctly, I beat that guy at GookerMania, so I don't think I'll have too much trouble with you, Hangman, and if you still don't understand, maybe you could use a visual aid.Jonathan holds up a cue card that reads: YOU S_CK Care to buy a vowel?. I find it particularly ironic that some loser who sucked so bad at his first job as a stuntman who had to go into wrestling just to have money has the gall to insult the wrestling skills of the direct protégé of one of the greatest wrestlers alive today in myself.
You call me ugly,eh? Well, maybe I'll take a railroad spike to that thing of Lovecraftian horror you call a face and carve it up so bad that not even that ugly little slut you call a girlfriend can no longer stomach the thought of having sex with you.
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2010 23:10:10 GMT -5
Hello, all, I figured I'd take the time to discuss tomorrow night's show.
Per my request, I will be facing off against The Hangman, a man who believes himself to be, and I use the term loosely with him, "hardcore", when really he's . . .
You know, I'll let Sara handle this one.The camera pans over to Sara, who is sitting in a director's chair wearing a suit and tie and a chainmail headpiece. HE'S FAT!!!!!!Camera back to Jonathan Thanks, babe, now this isn't the first time I've dealt with some fugly mook who needs to cover his face, and if I remember correctly, I beat that guy at GookerMania, so I don't think I'll have too much trouble with you, Hangman, and if you still don't understand, maybe you could use a visual aid.Jonathan holds up a cue card that reads: YOU S_CK Care to buy a vowel?. I find it particularly ironic that some loser who sucked so bad at his first job as a stuntman who had to go into wrestling just to have money has the gall to insult the wrestling skills of the direct protégé of one of the greatest wrestlers alive today in myself.
You call me ugly,eh? Well, maybe I'll take a railroad spike to that thing of Lovecraftian horror you call a face and carve it up so bad that not even that ugly little slut you call a girlfriend can no longer stomach the thought of having sex with you. "One of the greatest wrestlers alive"? Hah. He's hardly the greatest at anything, he's hardly a wrestler when he hides behind his little focus group (which is all the time), and he will be hardly alive when I'm through with him!
Anyway, Johnathan. How ya doing? Fine? Good to know. Just thought I would let you know that you and I are going to be meeting at Survivor Team Challenge Series for that hunk of gold. You know, the Championship of Honor. Yeah. I'm going to win. It's as simple as that. I am going to make a name for myself and NO ONE will stop me from doing so. Not even Amigo since he doesn't seem to wanna touch me. Oh, and another thing. HMH are going to be the victors of the Stable Warz. Don't hold your breath on anything else. Count on me, Dave, Headbanger, and Viva, who will also be retaining the WWCF World Heavyweight Championship. After STCS is all said and done, HMH will be golden. Golden, man!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 9, 2010 23:16:32 GMT -5
I find it particularly ironic that some loser who sucked so bad at his first job as a stuntman who had to go into wrestling just to have money has the gall to insult the wrestling skills of the direct protégé of one of the greatest wrestlers alive today in myself.
You call me ugly,eh? Well, maybe I'll take a railroad spike to that thing of Lovecraftian horror you call a face and carve it up so bad that not even that ugly little slut you call a girlfriend can no longer stomach the thought of having sex with you. "One of the greatest wrestlers alive"? Hah. He's hardly the greatest at anything, he's hardly a wrestler when he hides behind his little focus group (which is all the time), and he will be hardly alive when I'm through with him!
Anyway, Johnathan. How ya doing? Fine? Good to know. Just thought I would let you know that you and I are going to be meeting at Survivor Team Challenge Series for that hunk of gold. You know, the Championship of Honor. Yeah. I'm going to win. It's as simple as that. I am going to make a name for myself and NO ONE will stop me from doing so. Not even Amigo since he doesn't seem to wanna touch me. Oh, and another thing. HMH are going to be the victors of the Stable Warz. Don't hold your breath on anything else. Count on me, Dave, Headbanger, and Viva, who will also be retaining the WWCF World Heavyweight Championship. After STCS is all said and done, HMH will be golden. Golden, man! Seth: What did I tell you was gonna happen when you hang out with those miscreants? I told you their lifestyle was going to effect your brain. That match will not be at STCS, it will be at Championship Heatz which is the night before.
Still if I was your true enemy, I wouldn't allow you to even have a chance to get a shot at a title that I thought more of than the world title. Might want to think about who your friends are and who your enemies are.
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Post by Viva on May 9, 2010 23:38:17 GMT -5
"One of the greatest wrestlers alive"? Hah. He's hardly the greatest at anything, he's hardly a wrestler when he hides behind his little focus group (which is all the time), and he will be hardly alive when I'm through with him!
Anyway, Johnathan. How ya doing? Fine? Good to know. Just thought I would let you know that you and I are going to be meeting at Survivor Team Challenge Series for that hunk of gold. You know, the Championship of Honor. Yeah. I'm going to win. It's as simple as that. I am going to make a name for myself and NO ONE will stop me from doing so. Not even Amigo since he doesn't seem to wanna touch me. Oh, and another thing. HMH are going to be the victors of the Stable Warz. Don't hold your breath on anything else. Count on me, Dave, Headbanger, and Viva, who will also be retaining the WWCF World Heavyweight Championship. After STCS is all said and done, HMH will be golden. Golden, man! Seth: What did I tell you was gonna happen when you hang out with those miscreants? I told you their lifestyle was going to effect your brain. That match will not be at STCS, it will be at Championship Heatz which is the night before.
Still if I was your true enemy, I wouldn't allow you to even have a chance to get a shot at a title that I thought more of than the world title. Might want to think about who your friends are and who your enemies are. Oh shut up, you dusty old fart. Whether you like Heavy Metal Hollywood or not, we're winners. Proven by the fact that we hold the World Heavyweight Championship belt, and the Tag Team Belts. On Sunday, we're going to add your precious Championship of Honor to that list. Why? Because despite your allusions of the chaos we cause, we're perfectly functional, and obviously quite capable.
Who are his friends? The finest band music has to offer. Who are his enemies? A shitty CEO that would punish someone by association. Try as you might, but we defy structure while beating the system. That is what we have done since our incarnation. Headbanger Man might be growing tired of the same old thing, but the second he shakes off his ring rust and gets his head around the big picture, he'll see what Dave and I see. He'll see what we pictured when we got this band together.
We win at all costs. That is what champions do. Heavy Metal Hollywood is the finest culmination of both past and current champions that this shithole federation has to offer. The only enemy we have is you. Everyone else is so far below us that we would never consider them an enemy. They're France on the battlefield of the WWCF. We're the world beaters.
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