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Post by Woooooolhouse! on Jan 4, 2010 13:00:37 GMT -5
56. Have his son Blade turn on him and join DX.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jan 4, 2010 13:34:10 GMT -5
57. Bret Hart: Genie
58. The entire show is a Take That to TNA/Hulk Hogan/Everyone that's jumped from WWE to TNA
59. HHH Pedigree's Him thru the ring......twice
60. Bret hart cancels at the last minute his replacement.....Jeremy Piven
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Post by DrizzlinShytes on Jan 4, 2010 13:39:12 GMT -5
9. Bret joins the Kiss my Ass Club. This should totally be a segment if the build-up is to Vince vs. Bret. Have Vince try and force Bret into the Kiss-My-Ass Club. |
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jan 4, 2010 13:45:01 GMT -5
All of Bret Hart's segments are pre-taped back stage segments and he never appears live in front of the crowd. ..and all he does is perform ZZ Top songs. |
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Post by DrizzlinShytes on Jan 4, 2010 13:46:51 GMT -5
All of Bret Hart's segments are pre-taped back stage segments and he never appears live in front of the crowd. ..and all he does is perform ZZ Top songs. Or they give Bret a Dennis Miller routine to present. And he gets some of the newer talents names wrong. |
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Post by Tapout on Jan 4, 2010 14:35:41 GMT -5
67. Bret joins the announce table and is shown enjoying RAW's new theme song so much that he's cheerfully tapping out the rhythm on the desk with one hand all night. The camera repeatedly zooms in on his tapping hand throughout the evening, followed by quick camera cuts to Vince, Michaels, and Hunter with huge grins on their faces and giving thumbs-ups.
32. Duane "Gillberg" Gill playfully superkicks Bret in the ring as a gentle and humorous rib on Bill Goldberg, but botches the spot and actually gives Bret another legit concussion. Bret, Gillberg, Vince, and Hunter appear on Larry King the following night dressed in business suits to give a sobering interview on the dangers of professional wrestling.
89. Bret works heel the entire evening with a giant brace on his crotch, interrupting every match and segment with an angry promo about how he has a groin pull "the likes you've never seen in your whole life." Every time he cuts this promo, the camera awkwardly zooms in on his crotch and lingers there just a little bit longer each time.
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Post by The Ipod Sting on Jan 4, 2010 15:50:00 GMT -5
89. Bret works heel the entire evening with a giant brace on his crotch, interrupting every match and segment with an angry promo about how he has a groin pull "the likes you've never seen in your whole life." Every time he cuts this promo, the camera awkwardly zooms in on his crotch and lingers there just a little bit longer each time. Bret: "Try to injure me now ya little punk! You're sitting at home with some hokey injury, this is a REAL injury Dean Malenko, this a groin pull the likes of which you've never seen in your whole life!" Gene: "Well, he right now is at home nursing a very bad sprained ankle..." |
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Post by Chris the Bambikiller on Jan 5, 2010 3:49:37 GMT -5
68. It's just Big Dick Johnson in a Hitman outfit.
69. Unfortunately, the team made a mistake and hired an actual hitman for the night. Funny backstage segments show him walking around backstage with a sniper rifle, trying to find out who the heck he is supposed to kill. In the end, Vince's limo explodes.
EDIT: Damn, too late.
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Post by kingoftheiwc on Jan 5, 2010 11:35:35 GMT -5
70. Mike Tyson will ref the match at Mania and turn on Bret Hart.
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