WWE Star Escorted Off Plane This Morning

[Ryushinku]

Jan 14, 2010 4:07:23 GMT -5 EJS said:

So who was the "WWE Star" escorted off the plane with Tyler Reks?

It's like the old Foley/Al Snow rib.

"We'd like to welcome the WWE Superstars...and Tyler Reks."

[Kris]

Wow, to be honest the guy posting the blog seems to be more of a douche than anything. I wouldn't be surprised if HE was the one who got in trouble over this.

[Jobes]

Oh man, do I sense a new internet-wrestling meme?


Tyler Rex: The Most Paranoid Man on the planet?

[Back to being Cenanuff]

Jan 14, 2010 6:24:27 GMT -5 Kris said:

Wow, to be honest the guy posting the blog seems to be more of a douche than anything. I wouldn't be surprised if HE was the one who got in trouble over this.

Well, to be fair, airline pilots always actuate the flaps right before takeoff to make sure they're in working order for when they have to slow down later. And Tyler Reks may be a pilot, but I'd be willing to bet he's only rated to fly Cessnas and other small planes, not 747s. Otherwise, he'd be doing it for a living. They should chain him to the WWE thing on the stage, give him a microphone, and have him start shouting random warnings out to the guys in the ring. "Watch out! The corners are about to shoot fire!" "He's got a chair!" "There's a Leprechaun under the ring...OH GOD!"

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Jan 13, 2010 23:11:13 GMT -5 The Genesis of KoOS said:

Too bad he wasn't there for Wrestlemania 24.

"THERE IS NO ROOF ON THIS STADIUM!!! THE MOON IS GOING TO COLLAPSE ONTO THE RING! GET THE HECK OUT OF THE RING RIC FLAIR AND HBK, WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING ISN'T IMPORTANT! THE FREAKING MOON IS GOING TO SQUASH YOU!!"

Shawn Michaels: That moon better have a bloodshot face on it! (turns to Ric Flair) I'm sorry. I love you.

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Jan 14, 2010 10:30:30 GMT -5 @jdogindy said:

Jan 13, 2010 23:11:13 GMT -5 The Genesis of KoOS said:

Too bad he wasn't there for Wrestlemania 24.

"THERE IS NO ROOF ON THIS STADIUM!!! THE MOON IS GOING TO COLLAPSE ONTO THE RING! GET THE HECK OUT OF THE RING RIC FLAIR AND HBK, WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING ISN'T IMPORTANT! THE FREAKING MOON IS GOING TO SQUASH YOU!!"

Shawn Michaels: That moon better have a bloodshot face on it! (turns to Ric Flair) I'm sorry. I love you.

This further cements my desire to have WrestleMania weekend this year see Cody Rhodes have to repeatedly live out the weekend in an attempt to save the world from a possessed Rey Mysterio.

[hargh]

"Baby steps to the ring. Baby steps to the ring. Baby steps to the ring...."

[Enrico Palazzo]

I read Tyson Kidd at first and was partially worried. Then when i re-read it, I wondered 'who?'.

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

Jan 14, 2010 10:54:54 GMT -5 hargh said:

"Baby steps to the ring. Baby steps to the ring. Baby steps to the ring...."

Actually, if you debuted a "Doctor Stevie" type psychiatrist character, but had him as a face, with Reks stalking him at every turn, a What About Bob gimmick could be money in the bank, I'm tellin' ya. Start 'em off as a tag team, and have the Doc get progressively more annoyed with Reks until, eventually, BAM, heel turn in the most vicious beatdown in recent memory when he finally blows.

[italliansausagepat]

sometime today I bet he will be released.

[ericv1]

*Stands with Tyler, watching the Plane go off.*

Me: Don't worry Tyler..we don't have to go across the world for a trip. We'll just wait for the killer bees to come to us.

Tyler:

[angryfan]

I call NEWZ on this, who the hell qualifies Tyler Reks as a "star"?

[Avalanche Alvarez]

Jan 13, 2010 22:55:28 GMT -5 @irontyger said:

I would laugh afterwords if it came out that the plane really had wing problems.

Sure, John Lithgow and William Shatner can complain about this kind of stuff, but Tyler Re....oh, wait. They were commited for seeing a gremlin.

Never mind.

[Jason Todd Grisham]

So he's been with the company for a little over half a year now. He's been flying around the whole time... and he just now notices they open up the flaps on the wing?

Where does he normally sit?

[Bub (BLM)]

Yikes. This guy is way too far down the totem pole to get out of this unscathed.

[Stab Sword]

This would be even funnier if someone slapped him

[ericv1]

Jan 14, 2010 14:52:59 GMT -5 Stab Sword said:

This would be even funnier if someone slapped him

*pictures HBK, Undertaker, Triple H with a Sledgehammer, Brian Pillman with a Gun, Terry Funk in his Chainsaw Charlie Gear complete with Chainsaw, Cactus Jack with a Barb Wire Bat, Man Mountain Rock with the Badd Blaster he used on Johnny B.Badd, Mr.Fuji with Salt, Papa Shango with smoke emitting from his skull necklace, Taz with the Bat he used to smash Lawler's Car, and Roddy Piper with a fire extinguisher waiting in line to slap Reks*

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I think his punishment should be that he's made a lackey for The Dudebusters. "The Wing Man" Tyler Reks.

[Push R Truth]

I'm tellin ya, they need to get a bus and paint it up like the old Lex Express and call it the Reks Express.

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

Reks: I think I'll go get a picture of the plane taking off.
Other Guy: Dude, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?
Reks: Dude, I've never told you this before, but I'm not a good flyer. I have to get off the plane. Let me off the plane. I'm asking you nicely to open the doors!
Other Guy: Take it easy, man. How about if we dope you up real good?
Reks: (running up and down the aisle) Letmeoffletmeoffletmeoffletmeoffletmeoffletmeoffletmeoff!