erisi236
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Post by erisi236 on Nov 7, 2006 11:54:22 GMT -5
What the E should do is have a huge promo that runs throughout some episode of RAW where DX takes BDJ out on the town, show them hanging out at bars, and strip clubs, the laundry mat, whatever. They can meet odd people in odd places, like Balls Mahony doing laundry, or they could comment on a match taking place while they are at a bar watching it on TV. Comedy gold!
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Chainsaw
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Post by Chainsaw on Nov 7, 2006 11:56:43 GMT -5
What the E should do is have a huge promo that runs throughout some episode of RAW where DX takes BDJ out on the town, show them hanging out at bars, and strip clubs, the laundry mat, whatever. They can meet odd people in odd places, like Balls Mahony doing laundry, or they could comment on a match taking place while they are at a bar watching it on TV. Comedy gold! All good ideas, but...no, this needs to be stopped dead in it's tracks. Next thing we know, SDvR 07's season mode will always end with BDJ winning all of the world's titles with the help of DX. No matter what happens. I don't know about you, but that's a world I don't want to leave for our children.
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Post by MGH on Nov 7, 2006 12:34:16 GMT -5
I fully endorse this thread. It isn't even funny.
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Post by Captain & Diet on Nov 7, 2006 13:04:14 GMT -5
I agree that the Big Dick Johnson thing is overused. I read on PWInsider that this was a rib on creative and that his getting caned was a receipt for some poor behavior. I read that a while back and a hundred Captain and Cokes ago so my memory might be a bit foggy.
All of this fits in with the McMahon theory of booking. 1. memberes = ratings 2. Fat people = ratings 3. Fat people with memberes dancing=HUGE ratings (see Kamala)
You know dick jokes were more of the whole Vince Russo thing. He came up with the whole Val Venis character, the Godfather, etc. Those are dick jokes done right. "Vince loves roosters" and "Big Dick Johnson" are just a failed attempt at catching lightning in a bottle a second time. It's really sad, since there is so much talent on the show that could be used in a better way. Instead, we're seeing the same old stuff from 1998. <end promo>
BTW, did anyone notice the "tramp stamp" on the back of Big Dick? That's an odd place for a guy to have a tattoo.
EDIT:WOW that's my first post in which I tripped the filter. WOO HOO to me! The cherry has been popped!!
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Post by amsiraK on Nov 7, 2006 13:21:01 GMT -5
I can't summon hatred for this. It's too funny. At least they're not putting in someone whose goal is to make himself look better. It's just comedy. I'd love to be able to take this stance, Karisma, but now it's just irritating. It's always going to be in my mind that he's a writer, and he's trying to get himself over by being half naked on TV. I don't think I can go back from that. I guess I just can't see how being a big embarrassing mess is getting yourself over. At least he has the bravery to run out there and make a giant dork of himself. He could have written in himself as "Big Dick Johnson - Ladies Man." OK, let's pretend I didn't just type that. I'd hate to give anyone an idea.
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MCP Hates You
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Post by MCP Hates You on Nov 7, 2006 13:27:28 GMT -5
JR beating him across the head with a microphone was the best thing ever put on WWE.com
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Bub (BLM)
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Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Nov 7, 2006 13:30:50 GMT -5
I hate him too. I hate looking at his fat rolls, and I even hate the stupid faces he makes (Hur hur, look at me! I look like Pillsbury roll dough! Wiggle wiggle, hur hur!").
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B.A.
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Post by B.A. on Nov 7, 2006 13:35:23 GMT -5
I don't see what the big deal with him is. I say that meaning, I think the guy's pretty funny.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Nov 7, 2006 13:40:05 GMT -5
I'd love to be able to take this stance, Karisma, but now it's just irritating. It's always going to be in my mind that he's a writer, and he's trying to get himself over by being half naked on TV. I don't think I can go back from that. I guess I just can't see how being a big embarrassing mess is getting yourself over. At least he has the bravery to run out there and make a giant dork of himself. He could have written in himself as "Big Dick Johnson - Ladies Man." OK, let's pretend I didn't just type that. I'd hate to give anyone an idea. I'm Big Dick Johnson, and how y'all doin' tonight? Yeah? Well that's good! I'm doing fine, and I got my Courvosier right here! ...And I also got my Starr Report! Oh yeah! That's right. Now I have read this report, and I have to say this is really good. This is very, very good, you know. I especially like the parts on the obstruction of justice, the purgery charges, and also, the stuff about the BJ's. That was good! You know, I like this so much, that in fact, that tonight, I'd like to perform, theatrically perform, some of it for you. (Too late. ;D)
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Post by hotrod on Nov 7, 2006 13:45:32 GMT -5
for once i actually thought raw was kind of decent until sure enough the blow off (no pun intended) to the main event was male ass
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Post by Wrestlecrap's 13th listener on Nov 7, 2006 13:50:03 GMT -5
OK, I'm going to disagree with most of you. This guy is always funny because you know somebody is going to get dry-humped or manhandled and this twistedly funny to me. His dancing makes me laugh as well. I laughed when he tried to dance with the Sandman, the Miz and the Coach. Bischoff is such an annoyance would wouldn't pop for that?
Here's an idea that could've happened, but never did. Remember the Dicks tag team? I can't recall their names, but there was one guy who was likable and the other member wasn't likable by most in the back. How about having Big Dick Johnson as either the mouthpiece or honorary third member would've really put that team over than what eventually happened. That's comedy gold to me.
And for what it's worth I can't get enough of Ron Simmons' "DAMN" responses.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2006 13:54:59 GMT -5
OK, I'm going to disagree with most of you. This guy is always funny because you know somebody is going to get dry-humped or manhandled and this twistedly funny to me. His dancing makes me laugh as well. I laughed when he tried to dance with the Sandman, the Miz and the Coach. Bischoff is such an annoyance would wouldn't pop for that? Here's an idea that could've happened, but never did. Remember the Dicks tag team? I can't recall their names, but there was one guy who was likable and the other member wasn't likable by most in the back. How about having Big Dick Johnson as either the mouthpiece or honorary third member would've really put that team over than what eventually happened. That's comedy gold to me. And for what it's worth I can't get enough of Ron Simmons' "DAMN" responses. Wood wouldn't pop? WTF?
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Chainsaw
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Post by Chainsaw on Nov 7, 2006 14:11:46 GMT -5
Here's an idea that could've happened, but never did. Remember the Dicks tag team? I can't recall their names, but there was one guy who was likable and the other member wasn't likable by most in the back. How about having Big Dick Johnson as either the mouthpiece or honorary third member would've really put that team over than what eventually happened. That's comedy gold to me. See? We're booking this shlub better that he himself possibly could. What does that say about us?
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Post by Scarlet Moon on Nov 7, 2006 14:14:48 GMT -5
<DX> It means you want more BIG DICKS! </DX>
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Post by Andrew is Good on Nov 7, 2006 14:42:39 GMT -5
Hey, I love Big Dick.
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Post by Will Has 'Til Five, Ref on Nov 7, 2006 14:46:53 GMT -5
The IWC hates him so that means we're stuck with him until after Wrestlemania since Vince loves to hug with us.
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kevinhardy
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Post by kevinhardy on Nov 7, 2006 16:03:57 GMT -5
he acts like bob guteriez
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Nov 7, 2006 16:43:13 GMT -5
They're just trying to be entertaining.
The fans in the arena seem to like it.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Nov 7, 2006 16:44:01 GMT -5
They're just trying to be entertaining. The fans in the arena seem to like it. Were you listening to the same silence in the crowd as me last night? (Except for when Bischoff was closely inspecting his taint)
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Post by 8.2.11/SAVIOR_NEZ on Nov 7, 2006 16:52:33 GMT -5
I fully endorse this thread. It's crap like this that makes me hate the WWE sometimes. In all honestly, is there one person who would actually want to watch this guy go out there in a thong and make an idiot of himself, on a wrestling show? The joke's over WWE, now can we please go back to making entertaining television for a change?
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