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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Feb 19, 2010 16:03:51 GMT -5
They were obviously being stupid Mr. Falcons. I've heard "Mother lover" and a myriad of others...but "Mr. Falcon"?! What the falcon did that have to do with the movie? Yippie kay ai, Mr. Falcon? Falcon censors.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Feb 19, 2010 18:04:26 GMT -5
They didn't do it in all countries though. I watched this show religiously as a kid and it was called "Tortues Ninja" (literally "ninja turtles") over here. Also, it was subtitled with a sentence that translates to "the shelled knights" for some reason. Odd, given the turtles origins... Samurai may have been more apprioate. Then you'd have confusion over a cartoon proclaiming the heroes as both ninjas and samurai, I imagine. And back in the days, Japanese culture wasn't nearly as big as it is today over here, so I guess most kids would have been confused by what the heck a samurai is, whereas all kids here are familiar with knights. And most importantly, come to think of it, in French, that'd become "Les samuraïs d'écaille" which just doesn't sound right (the sound "ai" coming twice in a row) compared to "Les chevaliers d'écaille." And hey, in a way, samurais ARE knights, aren't they?
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Post by NIXON on Feb 19, 2010 19:06:00 GMT -5
My favorite is MTV bleeping the word "pants" in some Avril Lavigne video.
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Post by silentrage on Feb 19, 2010 19:30:00 GMT -5
Mallrats has some tool dubbing over Jason Mewes' voice(first the studio doesn't want him in it then the networks don't even want to hear him) What!?! I must see this! Is there a YouTube video of it? I can't find one.
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Feb 19, 2010 23:37:44 GMT -5
Mallrats has some tool dubbing over Jason Mewes' voice(first the studio doesn't want him in it then the networks don't even want to hear him) What!?! I must see this! Is there a YouTube video of it? I can't find one. Try catching Mallrats on TV sometime. Theres several different scenes edited where they altered Mewes voice with someone else's completely
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Post by theryno665 on Feb 19, 2010 23:57:02 GMT -5
My most favorite bit of TV Censorship, which became a big inside joke amongst my friends, was when ABC Family aired Grind. At one point, one character is covered in poop and he says "I'm covered in shit" but it's replaced with "I'm covered in (THINGS!)", with THINGS being said much louder and possibly by a different person, so it didn't match at all. Then later on, another character says "I thought you had balls." but it was replaced with "I thought you had (THINGS!)." with the exact same THINGS clip used.
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Post by Mr Captain Falcon on Feb 20, 2010 0:15:06 GMT -5
Dumb and Dumber on TBS. When they're handcuffed on the bed at the end, Jeff Daniels tells Jim Carrey "You just tell me where to sign bud!" And Jim Carrey is SUPPOSED to say "Right on my ASS after you kiss it!" Instead he says "Right on my SANDWICH after you kiss it!" And it's a totally different voice than Jim Carrey's.
Same channel but movie is Predator. Arnold goes "You are one ugly Mother f***er!" But it comes out "You are one ugly mother DUUUUUUUUUDE!"
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Feb 20, 2010 0:16:50 GMT -5
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Feb 21, 2010 19:08:26 GMT -5
I'd like to know what Gabagoo is, because it sounds delicious
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Post by ani on Feb 21, 2010 19:23:30 GMT -5
I'd like to know what Gabagoo is, because it sounds delicious According to Wikipedia, it's Gabagool and it's another name for Capicola a type of pork: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capicola
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Post by Grendel on Feb 21, 2010 20:38:07 GMT -5
I'd like to know what Gabagoo is, because it sounds delicious According to Wikipedia, it's Gabagool and it's another name for Capicola a type of pork: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CapicolaI want me some Gabagool as well, but they don't carry it around here.
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Post by arrogantmodel on Feb 21, 2010 20:59:43 GMT -5
All the ones I know have been mentioned. But as for radio, how in the hell do they decide what words are inappropriate?
Remember that Teenage Dirtbag song by Wheatus? There's a line that goes, "Her boyfriend's a dick...he brings a gun to school...", and dick was played on the radio, but gun was cut out. Nas has a song called, "Got Yourself a Gun." Gun is cut out. There is a new song called "I Can Make Your Bed Rock." There is a line that says, "My room is the G-Spot, call me Mr. Flintstone, I can make your bed rock." And now G-Spot is cut out. Makes me confused.
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Post by Brother Coyote on Feb 22, 2010 2:54:51 GMT -5
My all time favorite is what appeared to be a HEAVILY edited and abused cut of Blazing Saddles that had I assume been edited several times for tv. It was on A&E or something, a channel I found it on to be on in the first place, BUT they had obviously taken certain things out then edited others back in. There's a line where an old lady tells the sherrif "Up yours N-----" well they edited out the Up yours part but the movie was otherwise intact.
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Post by Dean-o on Feb 22, 2010 3:35:37 GMT -5
Scarface & Casino are 2 of my favorites to watch edited.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 22, 2010 4:17:52 GMT -5
All the ones I know have been mentioned. But as for radio, how in the hell do they decide what words are inappropriate? Remember that Teenage Dirtbag song by Wheatus? There's a line that goes, "Her boyfriend's a dick...he brings a gun to school...", and dick was played on the radio, but gun was cut out. Nas has a song called, "Got Yourself a Gun." Gun is cut out. There is a new song called "I Can Make Your Bed Rock." There is a line that says, "My room is the G-Spot, call me Mr. Flintstone, I can make your bed rock." And now G-Spot is cut out. Makes me confused. If we wanna talk songs, Aerosmith's "Janie's Got a Gun" is sometimes edited to "left him in the pouring rain" from "and put a bullet in his brain", also the record company forced Tyler to remove the word "rape" from the song. He also fought over the line "get that f***in' monkey off my back" in "Monkey on my Back". He was extra enraged at these changes when a DJ in New York told him they played songs with those words all the time and they weren't a problem.
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Post by celticjobber on Feb 22, 2010 4:27:21 GMT -5
In Uncle Buck, whenever its shown on TV they edit out the scene where Buck hits his niece's douchebag cheating boyfriend with golfballs. That was one of the funniest scenes in the movie, and it used to piss me off when I was a kid and watched it on TV.
There's also some pretty bad censorship in Robocop.
(Language warning)
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Post by celticjobber on Feb 22, 2010 4:34:34 GMT -5
Mallrats has some tool dubbing over Jason Mewes' voice(first the studio doesn't want him in it then the networks don't even want to hear him) I loved how they edited out Jay getting suitors 2 & 3 high in order to incapacitate them from competing in Truth Or Date. T.S. and Brody come to the backstage area to find them down on their faces. In the theatrical cut when asked what happened to them Jay responds with "All it took was one chronic blunt! These guys were lightweights!" This is replaced on TV with Jay's voiced over dubbed by said tool saying " All it took was onespastic punch! These guys were lightweights!" Which isn't so bad if you don't take into account that the munchies that are scattered over their bodies are still intact! So did Jay distract them by giving them Doritos and when thoroughly pacified he hit them with a spastic punch? Or does getting your ass kicked by Jay help you work up an appetite? Also is that one spastic punch per each guy? Or did he do it Stooge slap style? In the version I've seen, I'm pretty sure he says "All it took was one phat karate punch!" I have the TV edit of Mallrats on tape somewhere, I'll probably put some of the best censorship dubs on Youtube since nobody else seems to have it on there.
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Post by MiLB Fan on Feb 22, 2010 5:01:55 GMT -5
All the ones I know have been mentioned. But as for radio, how in the hell do they decide what words are inappropriate? Remember that Teenage Dirtbag song by Wheatus? There's a line that goes, "Her boyfriend's a dick...he brings a gun to school...", and dick was played on the radio, but gun was cut out. Nas has a song called, "Got Yourself a Gun." Gun is cut out. There is a new song called "I Can Make Your Bed Rock." There is a line that says, "My room is the G-Spot, call me Mr. Flintstone, I can make your bed rock." And now G-Spot is cut out. Makes me confused. I was listening to my local "variety hits" channel one day at work and they played Pink's "Get the Party Started." The line "I'll be burnin' rubber, you'll be kissin' my ass" was changed to "You'll be kissin' my BENZ" But then, a few songs later, they played "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks. What? You're telling me that "ass" is more offensive than "bitch"? Really? Nickelback's "Rockstar" seems to have different levels of censorship depending on the station playing it. The station I mentioned above mutes every drug reference. As for TV censorship, you know the episode where they show "deleted scences" and Troy McClure answers viewer mail? When they showed the montage at the end of the show, every ass shot was blurred out! Not that I have any desire to see a cartoon character's rear end, but why even include it if they're going to remove the whole point of the joke?
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Post by DanKirby on Feb 22, 2010 6:16:12 GMT -5
The TV version of The Breakfast Club has one of the silliest edits I've ever heard, where they change the line "Eat my shorts" to "Eat my socks." Cracks me up every time.
The TV version of Fargo was pretty funny, too; all of the "f***"s were replaced with random "f" words. Only saw it once, though.
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