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Post by BatPunk on Feb 13, 2010 23:03:14 GMT -5
I would Debut on RAW as a bad ass who is looking for fights and figured the WWE has the toughest men on the planet and I want to beat them all!!
During a Triple H match I run in and beat him down. Eventually he comes back and gives me a Pedigree which I No-Sell and stand back up and stare at him as his face turns red with anger.
I am Future Endevoured, but have become the IWC's newest poster boy who is loved and adored by the time I make my TNA debut!
I am then forgotten and hated after 3 weeks when the IWC realise I have No WorkRatez!
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Feb 13, 2010 23:05:03 GMT -5
I would debut with vignettes about family values and how I'm gonna make the WWE "pure again." I'll quickly move up the ranks and eventually get a world title shot. Then after getting the pinfall over the champ, a teen will jump over the railing, get into the ring and start shoving me. Then the cops will show up and arrest me. Turns out I'm a deadbeat dad. I laughed for a good 5 minutes.
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Post by Son of a Pregnant Dog on Feb 13, 2010 23:11:16 GMT -5
Kaientai would make a comeback, and they'd have a weeaboo heel manager/mouthpiece (me.) I'd eat Pocky and make references to anime that no one would get. And speak Japanese very poorly. Just being a white guy trying to be Japanese would get quick heat.
Call me Kyle 'Ichiban' Jones or something.
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Big L
Grimlock
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Post by Big L on Feb 13, 2010 23:25:23 GMT -5
I would be future endeavoured by the end of my first match. Me2
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Post by casualobserver on Feb 14, 2010 3:42:34 GMT -5
I would debut as a North Korean sympathizer and be more hated than Muhammad Hassan and Iraqi Sgt. Slaughter put together.
Then I get squashed by Cena and Triple H in a victory for the U.S. of A!
USA! USA! USA!
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
Not related to Phantasmo
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Feb 14, 2010 4:55:23 GMT -5
What Brand: Raw
Storyline: I'd come in and cut a promo on how i'm gonna shake up the WWE Universe with an vengence. I'll announce i'm from another world.
My Name: Tea Queensounce (Kofi Kingston's evil twin from another dimension)
My Theme: L.O.L
I'm not as athletic as Kofi or in shape as him and my finisher would be the BAM Lift.
I'd be squashed in by Kofi and i'd beaten around the arena like Raven used to be beaten without the DDT and win at the end. I'd be carried out on a stretcher and i'll give everyone the thumbs up as I'm carried out.
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Post by D2: Sweet & Sour Edition on Feb 14, 2010 5:31:13 GMT -5
It's simple.
I'd be on Smackdown. In the crowd. And I'd be saved.
Give Gallows somebody to team with for the tag belts while Punk goes after the WHC
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Post by TheJaredAnderson on Feb 14, 2010 5:33:12 GMT -5
My name: Lester "The Molester" Cockenshmidt on Smackdown
I can have a fake name, yes?
Then i'll be Pete Jones.
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Post by jobsquad on Feb 14, 2010 10:15:21 GMT -5
I would bring a camera man with me. I would hit Stephanie McMahon in the back of the head and then shove a script down her throat. Then, when Triple H challenges me for a match, I would run out during his entrance an club him with a sledgehammer. Then I'd drag his lifeless body to the ring and pin him.
Then I'd swerve everyone by taking my skin mask off and be revealed to be Randy Savage. Then I'd say, "I was here first Paul, in the ring and in your" you know where I'm going with this.
I'll see myself out.
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Post by James McCloud IS John Godot on Feb 14, 2010 10:20:17 GMT -5
I'd be Super Stalin. I'd be like Stalin only superer. Oh, and I don't look anything like him. Oh, but my finisher would be the Iron Curtains with Lace.
My music would just be Vladimir Kozlov's because I'm getting lazy now.
Bye!
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Abadebe
Don Corleone
Man of the Hour
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Post by Abadebe on Feb 14, 2010 10:23:48 GMT -5
I'd be Joe King, the wrestling comedian. My finisher would be to whisper a joke into my opponent's ear, then when they're writhing on the ground in fits of laughter, I'd get the easy pin.
I'd be on SD and feud with a returning Lance Storm, who wouldn't appreciate my comedic talents and always want me to be serious for a minute.
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Post by MrWrestlemania316 on Feb 14, 2010 10:28:52 GMT -5
Name: Shogun ----> on Smackdown ----> a wrestler from CM Punk's past (Being the one who saved him) ----> my gimmick would be like the silent assasin who speakes rarely but is very good
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Steveweiser
Dalek
Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
THE GRAPS
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Post by Steveweiser on Feb 14, 2010 10:39:57 GMT -5
I'd start with the WWE Twitter mysteriously following me, and then I start posting various cryptic information about my WWE debut, with YouTube videos going up. Then one of them would air on SmackDown, and it's confirmed that SD is where I'm making my debut. The WWE Universe then wonders why I'm being fasttracked past NXT, and it soon transpires shortly after my debut that I made friends with Chris Jericho on Twitter and he put in a word with Vince McMahon to put me directly on SmackDown.
Then I start a gimmick where I use a cricket bat as a weapon, and after levelling a few jobbers with it to get the move over, I start making an impact to get title shots by hitting Mickie James with it. I then become the most wanted man in WWE, with all the SmackDown babyfaces (not Taker) wanting to get their hands on me. I then win the World Title, have some tension with Jericho, and it builds to the big feud with Taker, leading up to WrestleMania.
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Kae
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Kae on Feb 14, 2010 11:11:11 GMT -5
I would show up at the tapings, they would take one look at me and send me home. I do not have comedy boobs, and, if Mickie's fat, I'm morbidly obese. If I were lucky and they were feeling generous, they'd stick me on Smackdown with a Bertha Faye style gimmick, and job me out to Bones McCool before releasing me.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Member is Online
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Post by Sephiroth on Feb 14, 2010 11:16:18 GMT -5
Well, I'm 5'8" and 130 lbs soaking wet. So if I debuted in WWE...I would probably ask Lucifer for a snow-cone, because it would be the day hell freezes over.
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Post by James McCloud IS John Godot on Feb 14, 2010 11:18:18 GMT -5
I'd have the Rock come back after WrestleMania in his Hollywood Heel Rock role and start bragging about he did everything in the WWE and how he's so awesome and everyone stinks. Then I (with my gimmick name, Brian Silverstein) level him with a spear setting up a main event match for Backlash despite us not having a match at 'Mania, breaking the rules of that gimmick PPV.
Anyway, the next few weeks the Rock would cut the legs out from under me with comedic promos designed to make me look like less of a star in the eyes of the fans. I'd go over at Backlash by hitting the Rock with, like, 20 finishers in a row. He would then cancel out my face heat by reverting to a face after the bell.
Firmly established by this micro feud, I'd beat up some lower midcarders for the next few months and generally be forgotten about. I'd also fight Christian in a steel cage for some reason. Anyway, eventually Jericho would bitch than I'm around and we'd feud. In order to make me look good, he would outsmart me every week until our PPV match and I'd develop an annoying habit of missing my spear and reaming the referee/ring post as well as being nearly run over by Lance Storm for some reason. I'd go over Jericho on a PPV in which he refuses to play heel, thus diminishing my face heat further.
So naturally then I become number one contender for the World Heavyweight Championship which is now on Raw. For some reason. In an Elimination Chamber match at SummerSlam (for some reason) I beat up everybody and then job to Triple H inside 30 seconds even though he's nursing an injury. Some time later, after being verbally torn to shreds by Tripper for a month and a half, I win the title in a nothing match on a nothing PPV.
Triple H would then place a $100,000 bounty on me, which is about the same amount they used to offer in the '70's. Wrestling and inflation don't mix. Anyway, Batista would injure me, thus claiming the bounty even though he didn't take me out but whatever. I'd be victorious in another forgettable rematch for my title.
Then for some reason some s*** happens with Kane and I get a triple threat match at Arma-- I mean, TLC. Kane would kick the s*** out of me, but Tripper would get the pin, regaining his title. This makes me look real good.
After this, I enter the Royal Rumble but for some reason, um, Ezekiel Jackson decided he doesn't like me, so he eliminates me even though he isn't in the match. I cry like a baby and then interfere in his match at No W-- Elimination Chamber. A match is signed for WrestleMania.
For some reason, I decide that all of this didn't do justice to my character despite being one of the biggest stars of the nint-- a fresh, young superstar so I give my notice. As thanks, the WWE intentionally book a crappy match to get back at me and Big Zeke, who is also leaving to follow his life long dream of being an astronaut. They get also get Shane McMahon to lead boring chants and the like in the crowd. Stone Cold, who was the referee for some reason, gives me a stunner.
Then I half-heartedly make forays into MMA and the like and get routinely linked to TNA despite bad mouthing them whenever possible because I had bad experiences with Vince Russo in WC-- band camp.
The end.
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Post by jobsquad on Feb 14, 2010 11:22:42 GMT -5
I'd have the Rock come back after WrestleMania in his Hollywood Heel Rock role and start bragging about he did everything in the WWE and how he's so awesome and everyone stinks. Then I (with my gimmick name, Brian Silverstein) level him with a spear setting up a main event match for Backlash despite us not having a match at 'Mania, breaking the rules of that gimmick PPV. Anyway, the next few weeks the Rock would cut the legs out from under me with comedic promos designed to make me look like less of a star in the eyes of the fans. I'd go over at Backlash by hitting the Rock with, like, 20 finishers in a row. He would then cancel out my face heat by reverting to a face after the bell. Firmly established by this micro feud, I'd beat up some lower midcarders for the next few months and generally be forgotten about. I'd also fight Christian in a steel cage for some reason. Anyway, eventually Jericho would bitch than I'm around and we'd feud. In order to make me look good, he would outsmart me every week until our PPV match and I'd develop an annoying habit of missing my spear and reaming the referee/ring post as well as being nearly run over by Lance Storm for some reason. I'd go over Jericho on a PPV in which he refuses to play heel, thus diminishing my face heat further. So naturally then I become number one contender for the World Heavyweight Championship which is now on Raw. For some reason. In an Elimination Chamber match at SummerSlam (for some reason) I beat up everybody and then job to Triple H inside 30 seconds even though he's nursing an injury. Some time later, after being verbally torn to shreds by Tripper for a month and a half, I win the title in a nothing match on a nothing PPV. Triple H would then place a $100,000 bounty on me, which is about the same amount they used to offer in the '70's. Wrestling and inflation don't mix. Anyway, Batista would injure me, thus claiming the bounty even though he didn't take me out but whatever. I'd be victorious in another forgettable rematch for my title. Then for some reason some s*** happens with Kane and I get a triple threat match at Arma-- I mean, TLC. Kane would kick the s*** out of me, but Tripper would get the pin, regaining his title. This makes me look real good. After this, I enter the Royal Rumble but for some reason, um, Ezekiel Jackson decided he doesn't like me, so he eliminates me even though he isn't in the match. I cry like a baby and then interfere in his match at No W-- Elimination Chamber. A match is signed for WrestleMania. For some reason, I decide that all of this didn't do justice to my character despite being one of the biggest stars of the nint-- a fresh, young superstar so I give my notice. As thanks, the WWE intentionally book a crappy match to get back at me and Big Zeke, who is also leaving to follow his life long dream of being an astronaut. They get also get Shane McMahon to lead boring chants and the like in the crowd. Stone Cold, who was the referee for some reason, gives me a stunner. Then I half-heartedly make forays into MMA and the like and get routinely linked to TNA despite bad mouthing them whenever possible because I had bad experiences with Vince Russo in WC-- band camp. The end. LOL.
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Post by Quote the Tozz, Nevermore. on Feb 14, 2010 13:28:26 GMT -5
My ringname would be Blue Lightning, and even though I'm tiny, I would go through every diva by using agility and strategy, I'd be smart and brutal. I'd probably put myself on Smackdown. As I'm pretty masculine, I'd end up wrestling like a man XD
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2010 14:58:40 GMT -5
I would either debut as the worlds first wrestling gynecologist and align myself with the Divas.
Or would be a champion of health insurance for the wrestlers, at which point Vince would book me against the returning APA, I'd be injured and the show would go off the air with me begging the EMT's not to take me to the hospital because I can't afford the medical bills, as Vince stands over me laughing.
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Post by delurked on Feb 14, 2010 15:16:21 GMT -5
I would debut on Smackdown as Algernon Thomas Fitzgerald, quickly align myself with CM Punk, and cut promos on how I plan on confiscating everyone's guns because the fans are too dumb to be trusted with them.
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