Christian's Body

[i.Sarita.com]

No, this isn't a thread about Christian starring in the WWE Films straight to DVD sequal to Jennifer's Body.

It's actually a thread about how oddly shaped Christian's body has become over the years. It's almost like his waist is getting closer to his ribcage or something, with his legs getting longer. He was always kind of lanky, but never looked that odd. Makes me wonder if that's why he started off wearing the shirts, and then the one piece.

He's become one of the best in the entire company when it comes to in ring product and pulling great matches out of not so great wrestlers...but he is shaped so oddly.

[playoldgames]

Maybe he's trimming his waist with a girdle or something.

[imbordisux]

I like Christian a lot, but he's a bit... unnerving to look at. He's a real skinny, lanky guy with fat rolls.

He should really put a shirt back on when he wrestles.

[Shy Guy]

i thought this was going to be about how orange his body is.

but yes. i agree. he is oddly shaped.

[Professor Chaos]

He's probably my favorite wrestler out there... but yeah his body lacks that it factor. Hope he can improve on that and get his time as the man.

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

He's on a rocket ship to a Flair body.

[Back to being Cenanuff]

He's got old man tights. Keeps pulling them up, and pulling them up. Plus, he's the poster child for manorexia.

[Avalanche Alvarez]

Feb 10, 2010 8:30:23 GMT -5 imbordisux said:

I like Christian a lot, but he's a bit... unnerving to look at. He's a real skinny, lanky guy with fat rolls.

He should really put a shirt back on when he wrestles.

Didn't he used to wrestle with a shirt on?
Back in his E&C days? Or am I remembering incorrectly?

He's not THAT bad.
I mean, there are some dudes who chose "skins" over shirts that are burnt into our mental rolodexes forever.
You know who they are.

[Big L]

Yea it is oddly shaped N orange

[Next Level was WRONG]

He looks like a praying mantis.

[Tapout]

On the bright side, he's definitely not on the gas.

With steroids becoming less popular in the locker room and the roster just generally aging, the talent just isn't going to look as good as they used to.

[James McCloud IS John Godot]

Christian's body is eating itself from the inside out due to his extreme alcoholism. It'd explain the jaundice too. (Spray tan? What's that?)

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Yeah, it is weird, he like flabby and in shape at the same time.

[losthead]

He looks fine to me. He always had long legs and a short midsection.

[polexia]

can someone to a comparision pic? i too do not see any difference.

[Bub (BLM)]

My wife actually made a crack last week about how his short torso and long limbs make him look like a "reverse Benoit".

[Lazy peon]

It looks like he pulls his pants up really high. Maybe he should change his nickname from Captain Charisma to Captain Highpants. Then he can feud with the other Captain highpants, Shawn Michaels.
Think about it. Christian vs Christian, highpants vs highpants. He could bring in his old tag partner Jericho, who's arch nemesis is Triple H, Shawn's partner! Damn this shit is writing itself!

[Garee]

I have always thought he had a very oddly shaped body. Very long legs and a small torso, I think it looked stranger when he had the long hair too.

[SAJ Forth]

I always noticed the legs, but never really gave much thought to the torso.

And if that sequal was made, I might at least rent it.

[Victory]

Well at least he looks better than Dean Malenko. He had the shortest legs and longest torso ever. His torso should of been on someone 6ft 2in.

IMO Christian is in the best shape of his life. When he was part of the E&C Dynasty he didn't have muscle what so ever. Now he hasn't gained alot of muscle mass,but has toned up what he has.

He' in better shape than Jericho,Edge,M. Hardy if you want to use similar age comparisons.