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Post by Rorschach on Feb 9, 2010 5:52:51 GMT -5
Hey if Festus was turned into a drooling idiot by drugs, it stands to reason that "Swoggle could have been too. Maybe Punk cleans him up, and he learns to talk again. ;D I would gladly offer my left spud to see this. To have someone - anyone - treat him as an adult instead of some freakish man-child would be great. Have him shave the beard and his head, cut a serious promo, and start helping to orchestrate Punk's nefarious plans. Gold, I tells ya. Of course, this being done would depend on how well the inflatable shillelaghs and little green hats are selling. It might have to wait until after St Patrick's Day Remember how the Undertaker used to convert people? Give Punk one of those segments on SD with Hornswoggle...stretch it out through the show, and at the end, debut the new "Hornswoggle" under his given name, and have him denounce DX and accept Punk and the sXs as his new family. Now they really ARE like a family....mother, father, son, and big brother. Almost like the Firefly clan from DEVIL'S REJECTS....only not quite as grungy or murderous. Add Joey Mercury, and you've got an AWESOME heel stable over on the Blue show.
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Post by thatguybayne on Feb 9, 2010 6:28:17 GMT -5
ABSTAIN, PEOPLE, ABSTAIN! *Gets phonebook so he can reach keyboard* Never!
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Post by Randy Barber 4-Life on Feb 9, 2010 6:33:41 GMT -5
Earl Hebner's representative against Cena and Batista in the Montral Screwjob Triple Threat match at WrestleMania.
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Post by playoldgames on Feb 9, 2010 6:39:46 GMT -5
Remember how the Undertaker used to convert people? Give Punk one of those segments on SD with Hornswoggle...stretch it out through the show, and at the end, debut the new "Hornswoggle" under his given name, and have him denounce DX and accept Punk and the sXs as his new family. Now they really ARE like a family....mother, father, son, and big brother. Almost like the Firefly clan from DEVIL'S REJECTS....only not quite as grungy or murderous. Add Joey Mercury, and you've got an AWESOME heel stable over on the Blue show. Quite so. In fact, it would be even better if they didn't show who the new member of the society was throughout the show, but give little teases. They show the back of a barber's chair, and both blonde and dark hair falling to the floor. They have him speak about alcohol abuse by his father causing a lot of issues in life and meaning he never had a chance, and alluding to the fact Finlay was a kayfabe abusive alcoholic, which caused 'swoggle's growth to be stunted. But never explicitly stating who the member is, or giving more than subtle hints. Then, at the end of the show, sXs are in the ring, and introduce their newest member, Dylan Postl. Out comes a freshly-shaved Hornswoggle in street clothes. I, for one, would go ape-scat. And Mercury would be a great choice to round out the group. His previous issues have been well documented, and coming out and saying Punk pulled him from the gutter, got him clean, turned him around and allowed him to return to wrestling would be superb.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2010 6:48:18 GMT -5
I would gladly offer my left spud to see this. To have someone - anyone - treat him as an adult instead of some freakish man-child would be great. Have him shave the beard and his head, cut a serious promo, and start helping to orchestrate Punk's nefarious plans. Gold, I tells ya. Of course, this being done would depend on how well the inflatable shillelaghs and little green hats are selling. It might have to wait until after St Patrick's Day Remember how the Undertaker used to convert people? Give Punk one of those segments on SD with Hornswoggle...stretch it out through the show, and at the end, debut the new "Hornswoggle" under his given name, and have him denounce DX and accept Punk and the sXs as his new family. Now they really ARE like a family....mother, father, son, and big brother. Almost like the Firefly clan from DEVIL'S REJECTS....only not quite as grungy or murderous. Add Joey Mercury, and you've got an AWESOME heel stable over on the Blue show. So long as this includes Punk slitting his own wrist over Hornswoggle's face.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Feb 9, 2010 9:47:31 GMT -5
He's winning MitB, of course. You know, I was going to get real loud and post something lengthy but looking at what you had to say chilled me to the bone. They'd do something like that. You know they would.
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