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Post by veggietale on Oct 8, 2006 0:59:49 GMT -5
AVADA KEDARVRA!
oh my gawd snape has just killed dumbledore!
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Oct 8, 2006 1:02:27 GMT -5
But Dumbledore will be avenged, and shall return in a few months after rising up through the video wall.
While in search of the Undertaker, WWE employs none other than Leslie Nielsen to find his whereabouts. The real shocker is when Nielsen returns, saying...
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Post by veggietale on Oct 8, 2006 1:07:14 GMT -5
snape must die snape must die!he killed dumbledore and now we dont have a headmaster at hogwarts!
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Post by KrutonTheFirst12YearOldSmark on Oct 8, 2006 1:26:38 GMT -5
snape must die snape must die!he killed dumbledore and now we dont have a headmaster at hogwarts! Until George Bush Runs it.
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Post by DSR on Oct 8, 2006 3:46:45 GMT -5
Muhammed Hassan!
AYLEAHLEYLEEALLAH!!!!!
New storyline: WCW decides to have a Royal Rumble style match for the World Heavyweight Championship. Sid Vicious is the first entrant, and outlasts 28 other men. The 30th entrant is none other than...
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Post by KrutonTheFirst12YearOldSmark on Oct 8, 2006 3:47:47 GMT -5
Mr. Whiskers!
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Post by DSR on Oct 8, 2006 3:49:46 GMT -5
Uh...then what happens? or Uh...post a new storyline for us to swerve!
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Post by KrutonTheFirst12YearOldSmark on Oct 8, 2006 3:51:59 GMT -5
When Mr. America is revealed, he is...
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Post by The Jeebus on Oct 8, 2006 3:59:43 GMT -5
Mr. Whiskers tears his quad entering the ring, and a replacement #30 has to come out. It's none other than Jameson. Jameson hits a Stone Cold Stunner on Sid, ending his career, and winning the belt. The next day, he jobs it to David Arquette on the Nitro opening match. In the nitro main event, Arquette jobs the belt to a debuting.......who jumped ship from WWF.... Arquette jobs the belt to a debuting Marty Janetty who jumped ship from the WWF in the 1990s. Marty pawns the belt for drug and hooker money. The belt is bought by...
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Post by veggietale on Oct 8, 2006 16:44:25 GMT -5
DUMBLEDORES HONOR!then....
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Post by DSR on Oct 8, 2006 16:54:31 GMT -5
Vince and Ric die simultaneously of old age. Hulk Hogan runs out and pins both of them to become the Undisputed ECW/WWE/World Heavyweight/ROH champion. His first title defense is against...
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Post by veggietale on Oct 8, 2006 17:03:55 GMT -5
HARRY POTTER!
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Post by doclindgren on Oct 8, 2006 17:29:48 GMT -5
The Hogan/Potter match goes on until...
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Post by DSR on Oct 8, 2006 17:35:13 GMT -5
...July, when everyone who's been watching gets bored and leaves. The match is a double DQ, leading to a rematch, where...
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Post by veggietale on Oct 8, 2006 17:36:03 GMT -5
ron weasley...
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Oct 8, 2006 17:38:15 GMT -5
and Randy Savage run in and help Potter win the match.
Next angle, at Royal Rumble 1994, Bret and Owen Hart lose the WWF Tag Team Title Match because of an injury to Bret's knee. Owen gets mad at Bret and...
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Oct 8, 2006 17:53:55 GMT -5
...BAH GAWD OWEN JUST HAD RELATIONS IN THE RING WITH HELEN HART! THAT'S BRET'S MOTHER!
Although it should be noted that was only the second strangest live sex celebration to come out of the 1994 Royal Rumble tag team title match, because...
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Post by veggietale on Oct 8, 2006 20:13:25 GMT -5
HARRY POTTER and GINNY WEASLEY...
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Oct 8, 2006 21:55:51 GMT -5
are going to have a "Live Sex Match" against Edge and Lita!
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Oct 8, 2006 22:03:08 GMT -5
NEXT!
It's the road to WrestleMania 8. Ric Flair claims to have compromising photos of Miss Elizabeth, which is understandably causing tension with her and Savage. Too bad that it's revealed the truth is...
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