Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Mar 19, 2010 11:53:15 GMT -5
There are a lot I hate, but my current one that just fills me with Hulk like rage ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wkr0-nVwmQYOkay, we're supposed to believe that this woman's ex is such an angry douchebag that he kicks in the door, but she screams "Get Out!" and runs and he runs out the door because the alarm is going? I imagine if they were dating, he knew about the system, so if he was pissed enough to kick the door down, he would be pissed enough to still be beating on her when the cops finally arrived. But no, he runs out the door like a little bitch. All of their commercials are like this, and it's only women that are the victims of the house break ins. There's the one after the party, the one where the woman and her girl are home and a guy kicks her door in, it's always a woman. Are they saying that guys don't need protection? I suppose not in my neighborhood, as it's all country boys and everyone has guns. A commercial like that filmed around here would show some guy kicking a door in and then taking a shotgun blast to the chest. |
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Mar 19, 2010 11:57:23 GMT -5
An old Filipino McDonald's commercial back in 2001. Here's the translation: Karen: Here's your food grandpa, Grandpa: Where were you Gina? Karen: Grandpa, my name's Karen. Grandpa: You took a long time, and i couldn't see you, okay, eat now Gina. Karen: My name's Karen grandpa.. Grandpa: This, is for my favorite grand daughter, Karen. ... what. No seriously, what is the point they were trying to make, here? McDonalds will cure your Alzheimer? Anyway, similarly to the "I'm on a horse" ad mentionned earlier, lately over here there was this awful, awful ad for Pepsi with stereotypical thugs essentially telling the viewers that they are morons if they didn't try their new drink. See Pepsi, if I had to give just one reason why I buy Coca-Cola over your product, it should be this. They don't f'n insult me. |
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Mar 19, 2010 12:06:53 GMT -5
Back in 2005 it seemed like every Raw had either this dumb Heneiken commercial or one where the girl sings "Sexy Sexy Thing, Hey Sexy".
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Post by ani on Mar 19, 2010 12:13:54 GMT -5
Owen Wilson and those awful AT&T commercials. It's Luke Wilson, not Owen doing the ads. By the way, that new Southwest commercial for free bag checking may be one of the worst I've ever seen. Fat guys with "free bag check" painted on their stomach AND THEY'RE SCREAMING is not how you sell that. |
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Mar 19, 2010 13:09:18 GMT -5
Oh, and this one ...
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Mar 19, 2010 13:11:43 GMT -5
No current commercial can match the rage I have for "Double Pits-to-Chesty". Well, maybe all the f***ing ads for Hot Tub Time Machine.
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Grendel on Mar 19, 2010 13:17:38 GMT -5
No current commercial can match the rage I have for "Double Pits-to-Chesty". Well, maybe all the f***ing ads for Hot Tub Time Machine. Oh yeah, those are completely dreadful. |
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Post by AriadosMan on Mar 19, 2010 13:33:24 GMT -5
ANY Progressive Ad. God I hate that woman.
The fact that they constantly recycle the same 3-4 ads (at least Geico and Allstate shoot new ones) is really frustrating to me as well.
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Post by Goldenbane on Mar 19, 2010 16:24:30 GMT -5
ANY Progressive Ad. God I hate that woman. The fact that they constantly recycle the same 3-4 ads (at least Geico and Allstate shoot new ones) is really frustrating to me as well. Definately agree with the progressive ads. I swear that woman's face is made of pure plastic or something. I have one that probably none of you have seen much. Here in Ohio, the show Good Eats plays at 11:00. At EVERY commercial break, they have to play this damn commercial for "The Best Thing I Ever Ate." First, they have to show the guy from "Ace of Cakes", Duff, looking up while showing the entire universe the inside of his mouth as he eats something. I just want to slam his face into the table or something. Next, there's this super fat black woman, her eyes close, and her hands held up as if she's dancing to "Stop in the name of love." I want to punch her in the face. Finally there's the Neilly husband and wife...nice folks...but at the end of ever commercial, Mr. Neilly has to say "I ate...and I ate..." I just want him to eat f***ing lead! Stop playing this damn commercial, Food Network! The show isn't that good and it's not even new anymore! Show something...ANYTHING else!! |
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Post by Dr. Mantis Toboggan on Mar 19, 2010 16:44:17 GMT -5
ANY Progressive Ad. God I hate that woman. The fact that they constantly recycle the same 3-4 ads (at least Geico and Allstate shoot new ones) is really frustrating to me as well. Definately agree with the progressive ads. I swear that woman's face is made of pure plastic or something. I have one that probably none of you have seen much. Here in Ohio, the show Good Eats plays at 11:00. At EVERY commercial break, they have to play this damn commercial for "The Best Thing I Ever Ate." First, they have to show the guy from "Ace of Cakes", Duff, looking up while showing the entire universe the inside of his mouth as he eats something. I just want to slam his face into the table or something. Next, there's this super fat black woman, her eyes close, and her hands held up as if she's dancing to "Stop in the name of love." I want to punch her in the face. Finally there's the Neilly husband and wife...nice folks...but at the end of ever commercial, Mr. Neilly has to say "I ate...and I ate..." I just want him to eat f***ing lead! Stop playing this damn commercial, Food Network! The show isn't that good and it's not even new anymore! Show something...ANYTHING else!! It's much more tolerable than that incredibly annoying "Hey everybody can you walk the walk, you've gotta back it all up, can you talk the talk" country song crap that used to play like every 5 seconds. I swear I got a headache everytime it came on. |
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Mar 19, 2010 17:46:37 GMT -5
Never saw this ad before in my life. And after watching it, I f***ing hate it. The song they're parodying meant and means a great deal to me, as I feel that it accurately described my life until I met my wife. Furthermore, the dynamic pentameter is TERRIBLE! |
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Post by celticjobber on Mar 19, 2010 21:46:53 GMT -5
I hate all of the recent Kellogg's Frosted Mini Wheats commercials. Why are those damn things so happy when they're about to be eaten alive? It just seems kinda creepy...  And I hated this commercial a few years ago, because I love the song "Rock The Casbah" and I don't see how its logical that a grown man would think the lyrics are "stop the cat box".  |
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Post by Goldenbane on Mar 19, 2010 22:37:17 GMT -5
Definately agree with the progressive ads. I swear that woman's face is made of pure plastic or something. I have one that probably none of you have seen much. Here in Ohio, the show Good Eats plays at 11:00. At EVERY commercial break, they have to play this damn commercial for "The Best Thing I Ever Ate." First, they have to show the guy from "Ace of Cakes", Duff, looking up while showing the entire universe the inside of his mouth as he eats something. I just want to slam his face into the table or something. Next, there's this super fat black woman, her eyes close, and her hands held up as if she's dancing to "Stop in the name of love." I want to punch her in the face. Finally there's the Neilly husband and wife...nice folks...but at the end of ever commercial, Mr. Neilly has to say "I ate...and I ate..." I just want him to eat f***ing lead! Stop playing this damn commercial, Food Network! The show isn't that good and it's not even new anymore! Show something...ANYTHING else!! It's much more tolerable than that incredibly annoying "Hey everybody can you walk the walk, you've gotta back it all up, can you talk the talk" country song crap that used to play like every 5 seconds. I swear I got a headache everytime it came on. Yes!!! YES YES YES YES!!! If I have to see that stupid big blue monster cake fall down and break one more time, I'm going to scream!!! |
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Post by MGH on Mar 19, 2010 22:44:23 GMT -5
....it. never. ends.
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Mar 19, 2010 22:47:25 GMT -5
The guy who keeps walking and is in different places until finally he is on a horse. The worst way to sell me something is to put people down, IMO. You mean this? Because I absolutely love this commercial. for some time i thought that was Lebron James. probably watched it from a bad angle |
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Post by spaceplier on Mar 19, 2010 23:03:57 GMT -5
Hands down for me is all the Hardee's commercials. I guess they are Carl, jr's elsewhere. They have the exaggerated chewing sounds when people bite into their burgers, the monotone depressed sound voice over, and then they show the sandwich being dropped with crap falling off of it. How many times are they going to show the smirking douchebag eating in the body shop, eh?
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Post by MiLo Duck on Mar 20, 2010 1:46:09 GMT -5
I don't know about me, but the first time I ever heard my one grandma curse was during this orange juice commercial a few years back. I'm sitting their and the cute little girl comes up hocking the OJ and my grandma pops out with "I just hate that little b****!"
The funny thing is I felt the same way for like no reason and thought I was alone. Here hatred of precocious scamps cutely chirping about breakfast beverages was a family thing.
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Mar 20, 2010 1:48:47 GMT -5
Currently not fond of the new Quizno's ad with the guy eating a roll of dimes.
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Post by Kick Your Face on Mar 20, 2010 2:02:34 GMT -5
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Mar 20, 2010 2:08:24 GMT -5
Memo to ad executives: Talking babies are not funny. Ever. |
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