Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
Pornomancer 555-BONE FDIC Bonsured
Game Center CX Kacho on!
Posts: 44,259
|
Post by Welfare Willis on Apr 22, 2010 13:32:54 GMT -5
Pudding Skins, Calzones, Arby's
|
|
The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
Posts: 36,698
|
Post by The Line on Apr 22, 2010 13:47:16 GMT -5
oh, and chuckles.
|
|
|
Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 22, 2010 13:51:23 GMT -5
Ovaltine
Big Salad
Peach Schaaps
|
|
Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
Posts: 41,949
|
Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Apr 22, 2010 14:00:41 GMT -5
Snickers bars, to be served on a silver platter with with a knife and fork.
Risotto (careful it doesn't make anyone full)
Salted, cured meats if you care to make it some type of sex party
Scrambled eggs with lobster
Swordfish
|
|
The QC Loser
Hank Scorpio
Come on follow my Twitter I'm cool!
Posts: 6,241
|
Post by The QC Loser on Apr 22, 2010 14:16:22 GMT -5
Respond to everything with "You think your better than me?" Then try to lift something.
|
|
|
Post by Stu on Apr 22, 2010 15:09:39 GMT -5
SUPERMAN!!!!
|
|
|
Post by ani on Apr 22, 2010 15:15:39 GMT -5
JUM-BA-LY-A!
|
|
|
Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 22, 2010 15:17:02 GMT -5
Chicken salad on rye, untoasted, and a cup of tea
|
|
|
Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Apr 22, 2010 15:28:43 GMT -5
And if someone asks for bread, charge them 2 dollars for it. If they get belligerent, charge more. If they're still upset about it, take their soup away.
|
|
Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
Posts: 41,949
|
Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Apr 22, 2010 17:11:11 GMT -5
Giant Woody Woodpecker float, big band music, cubed ice, balloons........
One could go on forever with Seinfeld minutia.
|
|
|
Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 22, 2010 17:16:41 GMT -5
Eric the clown.
The other guy from the tenors
The Maestro all could provide entertainment.
You might have George make some sandwiches.
|
|
|
Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 22, 2010 17:19:24 GMT -5
Some mutton.
Five mangos, some avocado, plums with the red on the inside, and plantains.
Also some pizza, but not from Pequino's.
Maybe a chocolate babka, or perhaps cinnamon.
|
|
|
Post by delurked on Apr 22, 2010 17:24:40 GMT -5
Give away a pen that writes upside down as a door prize. Claim it was once owned by Jon Voight.
|
|
|
Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 22, 2010 17:36:11 GMT -5
Also Anthony Quinn's undershirt.
Maybe a statue of some kind that look suspiciously like the one in Ray the house cleaner's apartment.
|
|
|
Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 22, 2010 17:36:42 GMT -5
Dinky Donuts, which DiMaggio dunked.
|
|
|
Post by captaineasychord on Apr 22, 2010 17:52:44 GMT -5
We don't have a big salad. No big salad? We only have small salads. Well, could you give me two small salads and put 'em in a big bowl? We don't have big bowls.
|
|
|
Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 22, 2010 17:53:51 GMT -5
The duck from Poppy's; so long as someone other than Poppy prepares it.
|
|
|
Post by delurked on Apr 22, 2010 17:58:10 GMT -5
Do dramatic readings from "The Tropic of Cancer" and "The Stories of John Cheever"
|
|
|
Post by captaineasychord on Apr 22, 2010 18:04:37 GMT -5
Eggplant Bring in an outside cucumber Clam's Casino Ostrich burger
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2010 20:16:22 GMT -5
It feels like everyone took all the good jokes :/
Anyways, I absolutely love Seinfeld.
|
|