chazraps
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Post by chazraps on Apr 16, 2010 12:59:45 GMT -5
I've been compiling the moments where the networks make movies safer for everyone (and therefore better) and put together the most absurd for all of us to laugh at and such: popularopinions.wordpress.com/2010/04/16/tvnoswears/If I missed any great ones, lemmie know. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2010 13:31:22 GMT -5
The epitome of this thread
peas and rice!
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Post by bibboid on Apr 16, 2010 13:56:23 GMT -5
I actually like the edit they did in "The Blues Brothers" where just after Jake picks Elwood up from prison, he tells him, "I didn't lie to you. I just sort of....(bamboozled) you."
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Post by Vampiro138 on Apr 16, 2010 14:07:46 GMT -5
Mallrats tv edits are.....bad.....they guy they got to do Jay's line sounded NOTHING like him
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Post by kidglov3s on Apr 16, 2010 15:51:43 GMT -5
Yeah the Mallrats one is great.
Day of the Dead is interesting because they had to make so many cuts. I wonder if Sci-Fi still shows it.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 16, 2010 16:54:16 GMT -5
I just shot Marvin in the face!
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Apr 16, 2010 16:59:16 GMT -5
Let's cut through the crap, Vaughn. I only got one thing to say to you.
STRIKE THIS guy OUT!!
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Post by theryno665 on Apr 16, 2010 18:36:18 GMT -5
Major props to including "Pallies"...you mother-father Chinese dentist.
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chazraps
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Post by chazraps on Apr 16, 2010 19:09:05 GMT -5
Major props to including "Pallies"...you mother-father Chinese dentist. High five! |
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Apr 16, 2010 20:33:21 GMT -5
This begins with:
YOU NEVER FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!!!!
and ends with:
I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MONKEY FIGHTING SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY THRU FRIDAY PLANE!!!!
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Post by chazraps on Apr 16, 2010 20:57:24 GMT -5
This begins with: YOU NEVER FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!!!! and ends with: I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MONKEY FIGHTING SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY THRU FRIDAY PLANE!!!! Both of those are in the link in the OP, but trust me, if you liked those wait until you see what became of Die Hard 2. Entire side conversations are created from attempted salvaged dialogue. |
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on Apr 17, 2010 0:32:18 GMT -5
Scarface. It's like one big pineapple just waiting to be plucked.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Apr 17, 2010 0:41:45 GMT -5
I love the Clerks 2 TV edit where Randell is going through the racial phrases its 7 seconds of silence the word "and" and another second of silence.
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Post by Triple Kelly on Apr 17, 2010 0:43:42 GMT -5
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on Apr 17, 2010 0:44:58 GMT -5
I love the Clerks 2 TV edit where Randell is going through the racial phrases its 7 seconds of silence the word "and" and another second of silence. Blazing Saddles is interesting to watch for the same reason. |
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Post by chazraps on Apr 17, 2010 12:36:47 GMT -5
Wow, that was better than expected. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2010 13:28:01 GMT -5
I just shot Marvin in the face! I don't get it? That's the original line, is it just the rest of the scene, or Pulp Fiction in general that you mean? |
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Post by bob on Apr 17, 2010 13:52:19 GMT -5
YIPPE KI-AYE CAPTAIN FALCON!!!!
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 17, 2010 15:26:19 GMT -5
I just shot Marvin in the face! I don't get it? That's the original line, is it just the rest of the scene, or Pulp Fiction in general that you mean? It from the Pulp Fiction TV edit. Instead of showing him being shot, they just fade to black with a bad Travolta voice-over saying, 'I just shot Marvin in the face!'. |
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Post by Catherine Perez on Apr 17, 2010 16:10:57 GMT -5
One that I quote often is in the TV edit of The Faculty. Towards the end of the movie, Josh Hartnett's supposed to scream "F**K!!!" in anger and frustration, but it instead becomes the hilarity that is "PHOOOOOEEEEEYYYYYY!!!"
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