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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Apr 12, 2010 11:19:52 GMT -5
I was wondering, what do you guys think would be the best way to train your SpyPig?
I can't get mine to pay attention.
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AriadosMan
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Post by AriadosMan on Apr 12, 2010 11:41:21 GMT -5
Feed it ham sandwiches, that always works
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Post by Gopher Mod on Apr 12, 2010 12:04:39 GMT -5
Attach a shock collar to it. Shock until bacon.
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MrBRulzOK
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Apr 12, 2010 12:18:37 GMT -5
Try pulling it's tail repeatedly. The harder the better. That's actually a magic cord that controls the creature's emotions.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Apr 12, 2010 12:23:43 GMT -5
You could try making it wear a dress.
It worked for Deadpool.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Apr 12, 2010 12:32:48 GMT -5
Make it do whatever a spypig does.
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Post by misspriss on Apr 12, 2010 12:59:24 GMT -5
Whack it on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper after rubbing its nose in poo.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Apr 12, 2010 15:43:54 GMT -5
You could try making it wear a dress. It worked for Deadpool. Whack it on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper after rubbing its nose in poo. If I combine these two... and make him wear a dress (which he has done before... don't ask) while rubbing his nose in poo and then hit him with a rolled-up newspaper and then ask him to say "Oh, what a lovely tea party." I think I'll be able to control my SpyPig. I'll let you all know the results. |
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Apr 12, 2010 16:00:51 GMT -5
Shouldn't I have a say in this? :-\
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Post by Psy on Apr 12, 2010 16:16:55 GMT -5
Shouldn't I have a say in this? :-\ Why? You think you're the only Spypig out there? |
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Apr 12, 2010 16:19:48 GMT -5
Shouldn't I have a say in this? :-\ Why? You think you're the only Spypig out there? Show me another. |
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Post by Psy on Apr 12, 2010 16:25:47 GMT -5
Why? You think you're the only Spypig out there? Show me another. Sorry, don't want to blow their cover. |
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Apr 12, 2010 16:48:26 GMT -5
Shouldn't I have a say in this? :-\ ... and it looks like those ideas didn't help, ladies and gentlemen. He is still misbehaving. |
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Post by Insomniac on Apr 12, 2010 19:13:21 GMT -5
Tell him if he doesn't start behaving properly, he's getting neutered.
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Post by Psy on Apr 12, 2010 19:19:39 GMT -5
Start calling his girlfriend "bacon".
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Apr 12, 2010 19:29:01 GMT -5
If you mess with the pig, you get the horns.
At least, that is what I hear.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Apr 12, 2010 19:30:22 GMT -5
I want to know why a Spypig would need training in the first place. They're rather awesome just how they are!
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Post by Insomniac on Apr 12, 2010 19:32:37 GMT -5
They aren't so awesome when they start rolling around in their own filth and track it on the living room floor.
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Post by Bullhead on Apr 12, 2010 19:33:39 GMT -5
Duct tape headphones to his ears and force him to listen to AxCx at full blast.
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Post by Psy on Apr 12, 2010 19:56:20 GMT -5
Put him in a tub of water. If he floats, he's a witch.
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