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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 14, 2010 16:54:28 GMT -5
**Angelina Love and Velvet Sky(who's carrying a small briefcase looking item) come out and make their way to the ring. They bypass their normal entrance routine and just grab a mic and slide into the ring.**
In case you missed it this past weekend at the Pay Per View... roll the footage!
Now we had this match won until Lacey got involved and clocked Angelina in the head with the title belt!
So... Lacey... get out here... RIGHT NOW!!!
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Don't make us come back there and drag your sorry ass out here!
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**Lacey von Erich timidly walks out onto the entryway. She hangs her head down low as she makes her way down to the ring. She walks up the steps, slowly gets in the ring and stands there before both members of the Beautiful People. They stare at her until Angelina takes the mic**
Lacey... do you realize what you did? Do you realize what you have cost us? Do you know what you cost ME!? *Lacey flinches like she expected Angelina to hit her*
You really screwed up this time, honey. *gets a devilish smile on her face*
Now, tonight, there will be retribution. *Velvet starts nodding in agreement* Tonight in this very ring... in front of the entire WCTNA nation... you are going to apologize to us for what you did to us!
*Lacey quickly nods her head in agreement and starts saying 'I'm sorry' over and over as the camera shows Velvet's reaction*
Tell us she's SORRY!?!? That's no punishment!! She already knows what a sorry excuse of a human being she is, and this entire crowd already knows that she's just one big massive screw up after another!! No... this... GIRL... has embarrassed us TWICE... has cost us something we love, the Women's Tag Team Titles... TWICE! Sorry!?!? No, I think it's time for a little eye for an eye here. She's going to embarrass us?! She's going to take something we love away from us!? Time for us to do the same to her!
*Lacey looks somewhat worried*
What does she have that we could possibly take tho, Velvet?
Oh, that's no problem... I have JUST the thing! *Opens her little briefcase a little and reaches inside, and pulls out... an electric razor!!* We take her long gorgeous hair!
*Lacey is now both shocked and scared. Velvet walks towards her with the razor and backs Lacey into a corner, Angelina makes no motion to stop her. Lacey is pleading with Velvet not to go thru with it when...*
*Velvet backs away from Lacey and turns toward the entrance ramp as Traci runs down to the ring with a chair in hand. As she slides into the ring, TBP slide out the other side.*
Enough is enough! You two complain and complain and complain about how you two don't "get what you deserve", and have blamed Lacey here every time you don't get it. At victory road, Lacey and had as much right to try to win that match as both of you, and it wasn't either of us that was pinned... now was it Velvet? *Velvet visually gets upset with this statement*
Then two weeks later, Lacey and I are suppose to have a #1 contender's match, and you two somehow took our spot in that match without actually EARNING it. Then when you lost the match for the Women's Tag Team Championships, using the spot that you shouldn't have had anyway, you still blame Lacey for not being able to get the job done, saying she took something away from you. But who exactly took what from whom here? That was OUR match that you took from US.
So I had a nice sit down with TNA management, showed them everything that has happened over the last several weeks, and they have signed a match. It’s going to be Leather n' Lace... versus... THUNDER AND LIGHTING FOR THE WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!
*The Beautiful People get really mad and start kicking the ring steps and slamming the guardrail.*
Oh, and that's not all... there is another match that was signed... Angelina... it’s going to be me... versus you... and that match starts... right now!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 14, 2010 16:56:44 GMT -5
Traci Brooks v Angelina Love 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Aug 14, 2010 16:58:21 GMT -5
Traci with a Boob Slam.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2010 17:01:11 GMT -5
Traci with a leg bar.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 14, 2010 17:10:41 GMT -5
As Traci stomps away on Angelina in the corner, Velvet jumps up on the apron. Lacey pulls Velvet off the apron and she and Lacey get into it at ringside. Velvet takes control, slams Lacey into the ring apron and throws her into the ring. As the ref tries to get Lacey out of the ring, Angelina goes for the Botox Injection on Traci but gets the ref instead. Lacey gets to her feet and Traci tells her to get out of the ring. Angelina uses the distraction to get a chair friom rinsgide. She takes a swing at Traci as she turns round but Traci sees it coming and ducks. As a result Angelina clocks Lacey instead. Traci takes advantage to roll up Angelina. 1-2-3!
Val: Here is your winner, Traci Brooks!
Traci pushes the ref aside to check on Lacey. As she does so Velvet comes behind her and hits the Beauty Mark. Velvet and Angelina leave Leather and Lace laying in the ring without looking back.
Tenay: So much for adoration if this is the way Angelina treats her #1 fan. West: That was an accident. Tenay: I was talking about before that and the whole business with trying to shave Lacey's head. West: She deserved that fior what happened at the PPV. Tenay: Oh come on!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 14, 2010 17:11:50 GMT -5
Kiyoshi,Jerry Saggs and Okada walk down to ringside with Saggs waving the American Flag along the way. All three climb into the ring as Kiyoshi produces a microphone.
Hello Gaijin did you miss the Neo Nasties? Did you miss the most devoted team in this companies history? The team that has been keeping all of you from sucking down cold tomato soup for dinner every night and praying for Potatoes?
Well it's obvious you didn't Gaijin. It's obvious from everyone to the Laziest Man from down south to the most boring one's up north. I look around this place Gaijin and I can smell the Red. Gaijin. And the Neo Nasties look around at all these grateful people who thank us for the work we've done. And it makes me feel something.
Kiyoshi turns to Okada
I look at you not so long ago who was nothing more than a flag burning long haired fool. It makes me feel something for the people of this country. Okada-san you've earned the right to show your colors. Okada you represent what this flag means to me now. Hold it in pride!
Kiyoshi pulls down the flag from the pole and hands it to Okada who holds it in triumph he then holds one end in each hand and holds it behind his head yelling in victory.
Tomko walks down to the ring staring straight at Kiyoshi he climbs in as Saggs and Kiyoshi back up. As Tomko climbs into the ring Kiyoshi shoves Okada forward and within seconds Tomko is in position and hits a picture perfect boot to the Young Japanese Star.
The camera then zooms in on Okada lying flat on his back with the American Flag still held behind his head. Tomko continues to advance only to be met with a hard slap from Kiyoshi which rings through the arena. Tomko then fires an equally hard slap into Kiyoshi. Kiyoshi gives him an even harder slap. Both men stare at each other as Saggs looks down and spits on Okada.
Tomko then steps aside and stands behind Kiyoshi with his hands behind his back as Kiyoshi turns back to the camera and Saggs adopts the same pose.
Do you Gaijin know what I feel when I see you and him? I feel a deep blackening disgust. I feel a hatred so strong it makes me want to punch the ground until something bleeds whether it be me or the damn Earth like a stuck a Gaijin.
You people were at one point an Empire which controlled and censored and persecuted any who dared. DARED. To speak against you even slightly Now?
Your a nation who wants to concern itself with Oil in the water and what other's think of you. It makes me want to vomit on and hurt whatever that vomit touches until it screeches.
America is no more. I hate people in case you forgot and everyone here is no longer with me on that it seems. So? I renounce this nation and it's people. And in it's place? I create a Nation for me and those like me. I create a Nation of Hate and Venom. A NATION to which that word doesn't even apply for it's too clean and orderly. This Nation is Nasty. This is a Nastation. Of which I elect myself the Commandante for Life and Eternity.
What any of this means? Nothing whatsoever. It's just my rambling way of saying I hate all of you and what you stand for. So much so that I want people to help me hurt other people.
Which you can see with my Cabinet of like minded bastards.
Kiyoshi gestures at Saggs.
Czar.
Kiyoshi gestures at Tomko.
Commandante.
Kiyoshi stands over Okada.
Propaganda.
Tomko reaches down and picks up Okada with the Flag still held over his head.
We stand against whoever passes by out of sheer spite and bile. We are the Nastation. And you will hate us.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 14, 2010 17:14:42 GMT -5
Val: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 317 pounds, "Big Sexy" Kevin Nash!
West: Big Sexy is back in the iMPACTZone! Tenay: Kevin Nash making his return after the absence of a few weeks.
Val: His opponent, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing 150 pounds, Amazing Red!
West: I bet Red isn't that happy to see Nash. Tenay: Indeed, Red may be in for a tough time here.
Kevin Nash v Amazing Red 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2010 17:15:17 GMT -5
Nash with an armdrag.
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Post by The Tank on Aug 14, 2010 17:15:29 GMT -5
Kevin Nash big boots Amazing Red...but misses intentionally.
The sonic boom from Nash's big boot knocks Amazing Red over the top rope and out of the ring.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 14, 2010 17:26:31 GMT -5
Nash tosses Red out of the corner. Nash pulls Red up who tries to fight back by kicking away at Nash's knee. Nash cuts him off with a knee to the gut. Nash then grabs Red and hits the Jacknife. 1-2-3!
Val: Here is your winner, Kevin Nash!
Tenay: Nash dominant is his return to iMPACT! West: Big Sexy is back on the map but there's a long line for a world title shot.
Raven is backstage.
Victory.
It comes in many forms.
You see, at Destination X, I was defeated by Tommy Dreamer.
However, on another level, I still won.
Mick Foley, Management Director, is no more.
Mick, I told you many weeks ago that you would eventually meet your downfall.
You would pay the ultimate price for your sins.
And Mick?
I was right.
But the battle between good and evil is not over yet.
Mick, you may be done as the Management Director.
But as long as you remain a part of WCTNA, my mission is not over.
I will not allow you to tarnish your legacy further.
I am going to put an end to your sham of a career.
But I won’t be alone.
The battle has only just begun.
Quoth the Raven.
Nevermore.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 14, 2010 17:28:51 GMT -5
*JB is backstage alongside Tommy Dreamer*
Tommy Dreamer, we just saw the comments from Raven that he intends to rid WCTNA of Mick Foley. How do you respond to that?
JB, I've known Cactus for over 15 years and I've looked up to him even longer. The last thing he's going to do is just roll over and die. You know what he's doing now?
No.
Pleading his case to the powers that be. You see it sickens me that that low down snake Eric Bischoff would go behind Mick's back to get him removed like that.
Honestly?
*JB leans in conspiratorially, putting his hand over the mic, seemingly oblivious to the camera*
I think so too.
Well good. But while Mick may be out of power, now that I am a member of the WCTNA roster, I can still take care of business. So my first official act as a member of the WCTNA roster will be to call Raven down to that ring next week on iMPACT. So we can, y'know, catch up.
Ehh, not quite.
*Eric Bischoff strolls into the picture*
Actually your first official act will be to take part in a match next week.
Against who?
I haven't decided yet.
Yeah, well when you figure it out let me know.
*Dreamer exits. Bischoff turns to JB*
As for you Borash, what are you doing?
Interviewing Tommy Dreamer.
We have an interviewer. Where's Christy?
Well she called in sick. I think it may be, you know, female problems.
Look I don't care about that. There are more productive things you could be doing.
Record another edition of WCTNA Spin Cycle? I didn't we were due for that yet.
Ah, no.
Well I could do video editing or...
Actually, JB, the toilet down the hall there is blocked up.
What, you want me to call a plumber?
No, no, I think you can be a bit more hands on.
*Bischoff nods and Miss Adams enters and hands JB a plunger*
Well get to it, JB. Times a wastin'.
*Bischoff leaves*
Sorry.
That's okay. You know, I was thinking. If you're not busy later...
I have to run. I got things to do.
*Miss Adams exits*
Okay, I'll catch up with you later then.
*JB waves goodbye with the plunger*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 14, 2010 17:31:50 GMT -5
Val: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a #1 contender match for the WCTNA Women's Knockout Championship!
Val: Introducing the special guest referee, the WCTNA Women's Knockout Champion, Daffney!
*Daffney comes to the ring wearing a black and white striped version of her usual outfit*
West: I'll have to check but I don't think we've had a zombie hot referee before. Tenay: She keeps saying she wants Taylor. You really think she going call this down the middle. West: I wanna know what she means by wanting Taylor.
Val: Introducing the participants, first, from Tokyo, Japan, Hamada!
Tenay: Hamada could have become knockout champion on Sunday but for the accidental interference of Taylor. West: You call an accident, I'm still not sure if Taylor didn't do that on purpose.
Val: And her opponent, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Taylor Wilde!
Tenay: And now the tag team partners square off in a match orcastrated by Daffney. West: You can say that but it didn't take too much manipulating. These two were ready to go at it earlier.
Knockout Championship #1 contender: Hamada v Taylor Wilde Special Referee: Daffney 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Aug 14, 2010 17:36:09 GMT -5
Taylor with an Americanrana.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2010 17:41:07 GMT -5
Hamada with a spear
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 14, 2010 17:48:07 GMT -5
Hamada goes to the top rope and hits a missile dropkick. Hamada goes for the Hamada Driver but Taylor rolls through. 1-2-kickout!
Daffney looks more frustrated than Taylor does. Taylor comes off the ropes and hits a swinging DDT. 1-2-kickout!
Daffney screams in frustration. Taylor looks at her quizically then turns into a spin kick from Hamada, then another which takes her down. Hamada drags Taylor to the middle of the ring and pulls Taylor up. Hamada goes for the Hamada Driver again and this time she hits it. 1-2-Daffney refuses to count three. Hamada gets in her face. Daffney backs down but as Hamada goes to back to taylor, Daffney spins her round and hits the Daff Knees. Daffney pulls Taylor on top on Hamada. 1-2-3!
Val: (confused) Here is your winner, Taylor Wilde!
Tenay: Well I guess Daffney got Taylor after all. West: Even if she had to push things along. Tenay: Push things along? That's what you call that? West: All I know is that Hamada is gonna be even more pissed now.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 14, 2010 17:49:34 GMT -5
*Cut to a locker room door reading "WCTNA X-Division Champion Jay Lethal". Taz is seen walking up to the door and entering without knocking, finding Jay Lethal getting ready for the match. Taz takes a seat on one of the benches opposite the room from Lethal.*
So tell me, kid, how's it feel bein' a hypocrite?
A hypocrite? That's rich coming from the guy who prided himself on being the human suplex machine and ended up making corny jokes on commentary. And now all of a sudden, you expect to be taken seriously again. I understand we all have to do things in this business we're not proud of from time to time but the way I see it, things end tonight between me and Samoa Joe. I only agreed to the tag match in the first place so I could get some experience with the world champion. Last time I checked, you weren't A.J. Styles so either tell me why you're here or get the hell out of my locker room.
That right there's exactly what I was talkin' about. You only agree to the match to be in the ring with the World Champ. You talk down Joe for sayin' he's gonna use your belt as a steppin' stone back to the top but you ain't even worried about the title, are ya? Nah, I know exactly how you're thinkin'. You're gonna try to prove yourself to A.J. tonight and hope he'll hand ya a title shot down the road. You and Joe? Two sides of the same coin, my friend.
That's why I came here, kid. To give the high and mighty Jay Lethal a little reminder that he's hardly as much of a saint as he's tryin' to come off as.
I'm not gonna insult ya, kid. You went one-on-one with Samoa Joe and you came out on top, clean as a sheet. That was impressive. But this ain't over until WE say it's over. You've got all the skill in the world, but you winnin' at Destination X was a fluke, whether you like it or not.
You wanna be remembered as the best X-Division Champion of all time? You wanna prove yourself to A.J. Styles? That you deserve the World Title? I can't think of a better way to do that than to be the guy who goes 2-0 on consecutive PPVs against The Samoan Submission Machine.
I don't want anybody to hand me a shot. I'll earn my first world title, just like both AJ and Joe did. I appreciate the light praise but if Samoa Joe wants another shot, why didn't he come to me himself?
Because I'm the voice of reason here. If Joe came to tell you he ain't done after he lost to ya himself, he'd kick the damn door down and lawn dart you into one of those lockers so hard you'd probably go through the locker and make a hole in the wall with your head. I think you at least deserve a little prior warning before you step into the ring with a pissed-off-out-of-his-mind human wrecking machine.
Well, you certainly know how to convince a man. How about I meet you half way? If Joe and Dinero win tonight, I'll gladly give Joe a rematch but if me and Styles win, you and Joe both stay out of my business from now on.
Fair enough. I'll put the good word in. But personally, I don't see your chances bein' too high. Bein' in the ring with Samoa Joe and the next World Champ doesn't give you very good odds.
We'll just wait and see. Take a look at some of the great former world champions. Scott Steiner, Booker T, Kurt Angle, Hulk Hogan. I've beaten them all. Joe probably has pushed me to the limit more than any of them but I beat him at Destination X and I'll do it again, be it tonight or the next PPV. As for Dinero, me and him have a little history in the past and I handled myself just fine then. You tell Samoa Joe I'm looking forward to it.
*Taz stands up and heads for the door, chuckling the entire way.*
Must be nice being that crazy.
*Taz exits the locker room.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 14, 2010 17:51:21 GMT -5
Val: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Taz, from the Isle of Samoa, weighing 280 pounds, "The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe!
Tenay: We saw the confrontation just moments ago between Jay Lethal and Taz and the offer was made that if Joe and Dinero win, Joe gets another title shot. West: I told you this thing between Jay and Joe wasn't over.
Val: His partner, from Harlem, New York, weighing 220 pounds, "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero!
Tenay: The #1 contender for the world title who we found out earlier will get his shot at No Surrender. West: About damn time.
Val: Their opponents, first, from Elizabeth, New Jersey, weighing 215 pounds, he is the WCTNA X Division Jay Lethal!
Tenay: Conversely with that offer if AJ and Jay win, Joe has to leave Lethal alone. West: That won't make it an easier on Jay, he has a host of challengers waiting in the wings.
Val: And his partner, from Gainsville, Georgia, weighing 215 pounds, he is the WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion, "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles!
Tenay: The wold champion opened tonights show in a confrontation with his next challenger D'Angelo Dinero. West: AJ knows his days as champ are numbered. Tenay: Could you try being unbiased just for once, Don?
AJ Styles/Jay Lethal v D'Angelo Dinero/Samoa Joe 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Aug 14, 2010 17:55:44 GMT -5
Joe whips Lethal into a turnbuckle and facewashes him while Lethal's still standing, then tags in Pope and holds Lethal in the corner for Pope to hit the Pope Mobile!!!
...we are calling the Dinero Express the Pope Mobile, right?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 14, 2010 17:58:40 GMT -5
Yes. Yes we are.
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Post by The Tank on Aug 14, 2010 18:00:18 GMT -5
Gewd. Because the D'Angelo Dinero Express is a stupid name.
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