WCTNA Thread 34: TNA based efed

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Abyss was just for that angle but I can write for him, if people will go purely on the work and not just disregard him because he's non-taken

[Perpetual Nirvana]

I'm confused here because looking back TTS requested a match then requested I not book his characters so I dunno which it is.

[The Tank]

Jul 15, 2010 15:31:21 GMT -5 Perpetual Nirvana said:

I'm confused here because looking back TTS requested a match then requested I not book his characters so I dunno which it is.

Well, he probably meant for you to stop booking his guys after he requested that match, so I wouldn't book it if I were you. (Then again, I'd also PM him and ask.)

Also.....I can take over for Abyss if you'd like. (Not taking him now, just offering.)

[Perpetual Nirvana]

If you want. I don't have a definite plan, it was just to give Dinero something to do. If you want to help me out, there's a certain Knockout you could take....

Anyway, card as follows:

Christopher Daniels, D'Angelo Dinero & Bobby Lashley v AJ Styles & High Flight
Samoa Joe v Homicide
Motor City Machine Guns v Beer Money
Jerry Sags v Mr Anderson
Angelina Love v Madison Rayne

Now this is dependent on TTS actually wanting that match and Hayden keeping Daniels as Daniels so it may change.

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I just requested the match cause I saw Brainbustaaaah say he hadn't been booked in awhile

So keep it

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Due to other people wanting to use the computer, I doubt the show will be tonight. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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So....


When exactly IS iMPACT?

[The Tank]

Jul 19, 2010 0:13:50 GMT -5 @wordlifeecw said:

So....


When exactly IS iMPACT?

Gonna take a wild guess and say next week.

...though I'm admittedly a bit surprised it wasn't today.

[Deleted]

PN hasn't been on since right after postponing the show. Just how many people needed to use that computer?

[Perpetual Nirvana]

I thought it was a given that if I can't do it Saturday then the show is moved to the next avalible slot on Monday. Sorry I wasn't clear about that.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Tenay: Welcome to iMPACT as we are coming off one hell of a show.
Taz: Yeah, Victory Road was off the chart but we're looking ahead to Destination X.
West: What about tonight's main event?
Taz: The tag champs, the legends champ and the world champion all in one match.
West: Don't forget the Pope and the Fallen Angel.



*Mick Foley shuffles to the ring and takes a mic from Val*

Good evening iMPACTZone! I hope you all saw Victory Road. If you did you would have seen one hell off a show. You would have seen new Knockout tag champions. Alissa Flash's career end at the hands of Daffney. High Flight retain their titles in an amazing match with Beer Money. D'Angelo Dinero solidify his position as a top contender by defeating Abyss. And in the main event, AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels put on a match of the year candidate.

What you would have also seen is the team of Kurt Angle and Mick Foley falling to the team of Matt Morgan and Raven. Now I feel I have to apologise to Kurt Angle. I did the best I could. But I made a gross oversight. I overlooked Bischoff having tricks of his own. So fr that, Kurt I'm sorry.

But what I am not sorry about is what happened afterward. I told you I had a trick up my sleeve. So let me introduce my ace in the hole, the Innovator of Violence, Tommy Dreamer!



*Dreamer comes to the ring wearing a WCTNA shirt, taking the mic from Foley*

Surprise, Raven! You can never get rid of the ghosts of the past.

Because I may be a little slower, I may be a little softer around the middle. But I'm the same man you could never get rid of. I'm still the man who you would beat the leaving hell out of, who would look at you with blood pouring down his face and beg for another. For all the times you beat me and I came coming back for more. And for all your mind games, I'm the only one who's ever gotten in YOUR head!

So Raven get ready. Because things just got taken to the extreme!



*Eric Bischoff comes onto the stage surrounded by security*

Gentlemen, gentlemen, I hate to rain on your parade here but we have a problem. Namely that Tommy Dreamer is not an official WCTNA employee.

Yes it seems in your haste, Mick, you never signed Mr Dreamer there to a contract.

He isn't here for a job! He's here to help me out.

Well be that as it may, it puts us in a tricky legal position. You see Mr Dreamer, if that is your real name, attacked a WCTNA employee. As a result he could sue us for millions.

Like hell Raven is gonna sue!

Well I'd rather not take that chance. So to be on the safe side, these men are going to escort Mr Dreamer from the building.

Are you kidding me?

Hey, any more of it and I'll escort you out too, Mick. I have that authority.

Like hell. I'm in charge here!

Yeah, keep thinking that. Gentlemen?

*The security marches down and surrounds the ring. Dreamer gets into a fighting stance but Foley motions him to back down. Dreamer allows security to take him and escort him out of the arena.*

Well I'm glad that could be settled without any unpleasantness. Oh and Mick?

Have a nice day!

*Bischoff grins smugly as the show goes to commercial*

[Perpetual Nirvana]

*Mr. Anderson walks out onto the stage to a mixed reaction, as usual. He looks around at the crowd, flashing that grin that has pissed so many people off. Anderson holds his hand up, microphone dropping down into it, and lets loose with the words.*

"Well, isn't it good to be back here for all you ASSHOLES to enjoy?"

*The crowd reacts mostly favorably to Anderson's using his...unique term of address towards them.*

"Yep, looks like somebody pulled their head out of their rear end and remembered that they have the greatest wrestler in the world, the most entertaining man on the PLANET sitting in the locker room twiddling his thumbs and asking "When am I getting another match?" And now I've got to beat Jerry Sags? Sagsy, how about you just turn around and head back to the catering table? I hear Dreamer's out of town, so no competition!"

*He smirks once again, passing the mic back and forth in his hands.*

"Seriously, folks. Jerry Sags suffers from a horrific condition known as whaleitis. It was first diagnosed by a man who's near and dear to us all, Mr. Scott Steiner. Scotty came up with a very...succinct way to sum up the symptoms of whaleitis. In fact, I have the moment he did it right here on tape. ROLL IT!"

*To the iMPACTtron...*



*Anderson turns back to the crowd, who popped like madmen for the brief return, even if only on video, of the Genetic Freak.*

"And there you have it. Sags, you are one FAT son of a bitch. And fat or no, Kiyoshi or no, Okada or no, you're going to get every ounce of your fifty-pound ass kicked into next month, courtesy of MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDERSON!

...

...

...

...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDERSON!"

*He lets the mic roll back up into the ceiling and walks to the ring to the sounds of the crowd.*

Val: The following ocntest is scheduled for one fall. Introucing first, from Green Bay, Wisconson, weighing 243 pounds, Mr Anderson!



Val: And his opponent, accompanied by Kiyoshi, from Nastyville, weighing 290 pounds, Jerry Sags!

Tenay: Kiyoshi lost the Nation of Violence rules match at Victory Road.
Taz: But bigger news is that Petey Williams was injured in that match an may be out for sometime.
Tenay: We await updates on Petey's condition but it may be some time before we see him in the ring again.

Jerry Sags v Mr Anderson
3 votes
10 minutes

[Perpetual Nirvana]

I'll give this another five minutes since I KNOW people are here.

[Triple H buried SnS]

Anderson with a knee lift

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Anderson gets Sags in the corner and hits a right. Sags fires back with a right of his own. Sags counters a whip into one of his own. Powerslam. 1-2-kickout! Sags lifts Anderson for a Samoan Drop move of some sort but Anderson rakes the eyes. Mic Check! 1-2-3!

Val: Here is your winner, Mr Anderson!

Tenay: Mr Anderson makes his iMPACT return with a win here.
West: First of many I bet.
Taz: We'll have to see.

*Lacey is shown sitting down in the back, looking really dejected and staring at the ground. Traci walks on scene*

Lacey! There you are... I've been looking all over for you.

*Looking up* Oh... hi Traci. *looks back down*

Wow, I've never seen you like this. What's wrong?

Oh... nothing. Just thinking about this past weekend. It gets me a little depressed.

You mean with Angelina? I know she's, like, your idol and all, but she...

NO! Its not that at all! Angelina is great! I got caught up in the moment. I mean, it was just me and her in the ring together... who wouldn't have acted that way!?

But she attacked you...

It was legal! We weren't on the same team. She saw an opening and took it. She's brilliant like that.

...Whatever. So, what's the problem then?

Well... we lost the title match.

Oh. That's the problem?

Yea, I know you weren't thrilled tagging with me. I may not the smartest person in this company, but I can tell when someone isn't really behind one of my ideas. And we had a chance at winning the tag team titles, and we... I... blew it. I thought for sure if we won the titles, you would totally get on board with the Traci and Lacey connection. But I understand if you never want to team with me ever again.

Well, I must admit that you did sorta drag me into this tag team without even talking to me about it.



And you didn't listen to me at all when I had something to say.



And you are right, we didn't win the tag titles this past weekend.



But... We have had a pretty good run thus far. As thrown together as this team appeared to be, we did win our debut match(even though I wasn't appropriately dressed for it) .. and we did defeat the Wild Violence while they were the tag champs. And we did get a title shot after only a month tagging together.

*Lacey looks up expectantly*

So I guess we could still try t...

*Lacey jumps up* REALLY!?! The TRACI AND LACEY CONNECTION RIDES AGAmmmph... *Traci puts her hand over Lacey's mouth*

Few things you have to promise to first, before I agree to this tho. *Lacey nods and Traci pulls her hand back down*

First... no more making me wrestle in a dress.

Done!

Oh... that was easy. Ok... next... the name... it has got to go.

But... I like my name.

*facepalm* Not YOUR name, Lace. Our TAG TEAM name... the Traci and Lacey Connection.

You don't like it?

It's awful.

Oh... well..., that's ok... I got some others... How about Blonde Ambition!

...I'm not blonde.

We can fix th... *Traci turns to leave* OK OK! No coloring your hair! ..still think you would have made a cute blonde. Anyway... how about North and South?



You're from canada and I'm from Texas! No? ok... fine. Bubblebutts?



Cheeseheads?



Motley Crew?

Ok, STOP! *sigh* How about this. We're going to get the WCTNA nation involved... surely they have more sense. I'll have a link put on WCTNA.com (read: PM Sweet n' Sour) where people can give their suggestions. Next week, we'll reveal the top options for everyone to vote on. How does that sound?

OOOO! I like it!

Good. Glad we got that settled.

Great... so what now? Wanna talk strategy about our match tonight?

We don't have a match tonight, Lacey.

...Then why are we in our ring attire?

*Traci looks down at their ring gear, then back up at Lacey with a with a confused look on her face as the scene fades to black.*

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Val: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Detroit Michigan, at a combined weight of 420 pounds, Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin, the Motor City Machine Guns!

Tenay: At Victory Road Alex Shelley came upi just short in winning the X Divison title.
Taz: But every closed door opens a new path.
West: What?
Taz: Chris Sabin has recovered from his injury so they can be a tag team agin.
West: Why didn't you just say so?



Val: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 470 pounds, Robert Roode and James Storm, Beer Money Incorporated!

Tenay: And similarly Beer Money were unsucessful in winng the tag titles at Victory Road.
Taz: That was a great match but High Flight were victorious.
West: Beer Money wil want another shot, be sure of that.

Motor City Machine Guns v Beer Money
3 votes
10 minutes

[The Tank]

TEH GUNZ do a double Triple Kick. (So...6 kicks.)

[Triple H buried SnS]

Storm with a boot.

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Sabin and Shelley hit Thunder Express

[Triple H buried SnS]

*shrugs*

changing my vote...

Sabin with a cradle shock.